Chapter 224 The Lethality of the Red Panda
soon.

Jiang Chen's flying boat landed at the Great Dream Holy Land
The eyes of the two female disciples guarding the mountain gate today lit up, and they stood on tiptoe early to see who the guest was who got off the Ascension Shuttle.

Last time they were full of expectations, but what came down was a Tu Xiu Lao Deng who had just come out of seclusion, which made them very angry.

It’s Boss Jiang Chen!

The two female disciples immediately straightened their chests and displayed their full energy.

How could Jiang Chen not know what they were expecting?
As soon as she arrived, she handed over the two Chanel haute couture storage bags she had prepared.

The latter was overjoyed and immediately sold out his own Holy Lord:
"thank you boss!"

"Boss, my Saint Master and Saint Daughter are both in the Rumeng Bamboo Forest!"

"The Holy Lord has been a little unhappy recently. You can bring some gifts to comfort her."

"The Holy Lord is a heavy smoker. There are cigarette butts all over the floor. I heard he can smoke more than ten cigarettes a day."

"Rumor has it that they were angered by the Yaochi Holy Land. We don't know if it's true or not. We don't know anything more specific."

After bidding farewell to the two smiling fairies, Jiang Chen let Xiaobing and Xiaoyue move freely and headed straight for the bamboo forest.

It was not until Jiang Chen walked away that the two women raised their heads again and looked at each other excitedly.

Then he immediately shared his gains in the [Disciples of the Great Dream Holy Land] group.

As soon as he arrived at the bamboo forest, Jiang Chen saw the Great Dream Saint Meng Ling, who was dressed in Gothic style and holding a cigarette in her mouth.

Seeing Jiang Chen coming, Meng Ling shrugged:

"To be honest, my master hasn't laughed in a long time."

Hearing the noise, Ji Ruoyao in the bamboo house leaned against the bamboo couch, her white jade fingers twisting a white handkerchief until it wrinkled, and turned her head away, not looking at Jiang Chen who hurried over:
"Yo~"

"Look, who's here?"

The corners of her eyes were slightly red, and her sour voice seemed to be soaked in the misty rain of Jiangnan, like a needle hidden in a cotton ball:

"Brother Jiang Chen now only has eyes for the Jade Bodhisattva in Yaochi, so why bother coming to my desolate mountain to cause trouble?"

"Anyway, my Great Dream Holy Land has no 'immortal-like' roles to play, nor any prestigious 'unique in heaven and earth' jobs to offer. It would be better to close the gates and avoid being an eyesore."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen's body trembled.

It’s still the familiar recipe and the same taste.

Is this woman going to be possessed by Daiyu again?

Seeing Jiang Chen remained silent, Li Wanjun suddenly covered her lips with a handkerchief and coughed twice, her body trembling slightly like a willow in the wind, and she sneered:
"I can't compare to Saint Li's ability to 'show off'. Even intercepting a message reveals his cleverness."

"No wonder you so stubbornly gave her the role of Guanyin. How could someone as dull as me learn such a skill?"

"No, no." Jiang Chen waved his hands frantically: "Sister Ruoyao is the smartest in my heart. She is the most clever fairy in the Spiritual Continent."

Ji Ruoyao lowered her eyes to glance at the untouched teacup on the table. She dipped her fingertips into the cold tea and drew circles on the tabletop, her voice faint:
"You have a thousand ways to coax people anyway. Complaining all the time makes me look petty."

"I just wonder if the praise of 'the most ethereal being in the entire Spiritual Continent' is meant just for Bodhisattva Li, or if it applies to anyone of note?"

"I"

Jiang Chen explained with a wry smile.

"Sister Ruoyao, I'm asking her to help me with a movie. When asking someone for help, I have to say something nice, don't you think?"

Ji Ruoyao leaned against the soft silk couch, tapping the rim of the celadon cup with her fingertips, making a ringing sound.

Her eyes were shimmering, yet she chose to glance at the bamboo shadows outside the window. Her pink lips parted slightly, as if holding the sour taste of autumn osmanthus wine:
"What a silver-tongued Boss Jiang! He turns 'nice to hear' into thousand-year-old beeswax and stuffs it into people's ears. Does this Guanyin have to be watered from the Yaochi Lake to be celestial?"

Suddenly, she slammed the teacup down, and the splashing water formed a line on the sandalwood table, just like her furrowed brows.
"Anyway, we in the Great Dream Holy Land are just a bunch of old-fashioned people who can only sleep and do some 'Zhuang Zhou dreaming of the butterfly' thing. We can't compare to Saint Lord Li who can pinch his orchid fingers and 'show off his divine power' in front of others."

"Yesterday I heard they were going to expand some amusement park, and today I heard they were going to build some office building."

As she spoke, she covered her face with the shark silk and coughed. Suddenly, she lowered her eyes to look at the tea leaves swirling in the cup, and her voice became weaker:

"Well, I was just being foolish. You've already seen that she's so ethereal that even her tendons are full of fairy spirit. I, a 'stiff and boring' person, am destined to spend the rest of my life guarding the Great Dream Holy Land."

Jiang Chen felt that the scene was a little scary at this moment. He swallowed his saliva and said comfortingly:
"Sister Ruoyao, we don't need to build an amusement park or something. If you want, I can also build one for Canglan Domain."

Ji Ruoyao grabbed the tassel of the bamboo curtain hanging beside the couch and yanked it hard, causing the jade beads to clatter onto the green jade bricks.

"Brother, you're smart, aren't you? When good things happen, they always come to Saint Li first. If an ignorant person like me complains a bit, you can just get me one. Then, I can just tell that Li guy: Dameng is so unreasonable. I didn't want to get her a playground, but she insisted on building one for her. You can avoid offending both sides."

"Sister, I just praised her a few words, why are you so jealous?
Ji Ruoyao laughed out of sarcasm:
"What a 'compliment'! My brother's lips are smeared with the nectar of the Jade Pool, and his sweet words are all drifting towards her. But the bamboo leaves in my Great Dream Holy Land are very green and astringent, and I can't brew any sweet tea that will make your tongue rosy!"

Ji Ruoyao suddenly covered her lips with a handkerchief, her shoulders shaking with coughing, and her fingertips fiercely poked at Li Wanjun's message on the screen.

The message above was Li Wanjun's sarcastic invitation to her to go to Yaochi Holy Land to watch the first broadcast of Legend of the White Snake:

"Yesterday it was Guanyin Bodhisattva, and today they're adding a stage for the Legend of the White Snake to the Holy Land. I'm afraid they're going to invite all the Mahayana monks from the Spiritual Energy Continent tomorrow, aren't they?"

"I was just complaining a little, but now you think I'm to blame? Brother Jiang Chen might as well tear down my carved window lattice and melt it into gold foil to cover Li Wanjun's Guanyin lotus throne."

"Tell me." Jiang Chen was completely helpless: "What do you want to do to return to normal?"

"I also want something that Li Wanjun doesn't have!"

What doesn’t Li Wanjun have?

Jiang Chen was really troubled for a moment.

Currently, his focus is on the Heavenly Demon Territory and the Hundred Thousand Mountains. He travels back and forth between the two areas daily, and all the work he can do is already filled. "Look, I came here today because I want to give you something that Saint Li doesn't have."

"what?"

Ji Ruoyao glanced at Jiang Chen, waiting for his next words.

"That's right. After the broadcast of Legend of the White Snake, I realized that the prospects for this field in the film and television industry are very broad!"

"and then?"

"Then I want Sister Ruoyao to support me and help me build a large-scale film and television base in Canglan Domain. The base is very large! It covers the area of ​​several cities and needs to include all kinds of scenes needed for filming."

"What's so good about this! Are you trying to fool me again?"

"Sister! Think about it, you've seen the effect of the Legend of the White Snake. How many cultivators in the Spiritual Continent want to be big actors now?"

Ji Ruoyao remained silent.

She did not refute this point because even she wanted to "be Guanyin".

"Once the film and television base is established, all the cultivators in the Spiritual Continent who dream of becoming actors will flock to your Canglan Domain. Then, Canglan Domain will become the 'cradle of stars', and..."

Oh ~
After hearing Jiang Chen's explanation, Ji Ruoyao's expression slowly fell again.

So it’s later?

"I don't want to eat the cake you painted."

"Uh, and also, do you know Naraka Elite? It's the newly released game."

"Endorsing a game, huh? What's so strange about that? I'm just not important enough. In your heart, I'm not as good as that little bitch Li Wanjun!"

I wipe?

Jiang Chen wanted to cry but had no tears. The psychological threshold of these women was getting higher and higher. You know, a cup of milk tea could satisfy them before!
Helpless, he had to use his killer move.

"Sister Ruoyao, do you know pandas?"

"Ancient iron-eating beast?"

"No, it's a species even older than the ancient iron-eating beasts. Currently, the Wansan Shop has captured less than five, and all of them are used for pet breeding. I brought one specially for you today."

"Humph, what's so good about that? It's not like I haven't seen the Iron-eating Beast before."

Ji Ruoyao hummed, obviously not interested in it.

"Hey, have you ever seen something like this?"

Jiang Chen took out a small pet the size of a palm from his pocket.

As soon as the mini panda came out, it rolled on the ground for a few times and finally stopped at Ji Ruoyao's feet.

After looking around and finding that there was no danger, he continued to suck on the bottle.

After taking a few sips, the slow-reacting panda seemed to have smelled a stranger.

The little panda blinked curiously, then used its little paws to pull up Ji Ruoyao's skirt.
Oh!
Ji Ruoyao: (*)=

Seeing the little guy staggering even when walking and accidentally falling on his butt, Ji Ruoyao felt like her heart was melting.

"Sister Ruoyao"

"Go away and don't delay the future life of me and Tangyuan baby."

Jiang Chen was puzzled:

"What are glutinous rice balls?"

Ignoring Jiang Chen's words, Ji Ruoyao saw the little panda fall on its butt again, and picked it up with a look of heartache on her face.

"Tangyuan baby, why are you so clumsy~"

"My dear baby, does it hurt? Come, let mommy give you a kiss, mua~"

As the Lord of the Holy Land.

What treasure has Ji Ruoyao not seen?

This was the first time in nearly ten thousand years that she felt such intense joy.

Seeing Ji Ruoyao sticking to him, the little panda used his short hands and feet to repel her.

But little did it know that the more it rejected her, the more excited Ji Ruoyao's expression became.

"I'm so cute I'm about to cry, baby~ Mommy wants to stuff your entire head into her mouth and swallow it all in one gulp!"

After getting used to Ji Ruoyao's scent, the baby panda raised the bottle towards her and made cute humming sounds, as if inviting Ji Ruoyao to drink milk.

This action made Ji Ruoyao couldn't help but smile like an aunt.

"The baby is so good, he even knows to let mom drink milk. Mom drinks after the baby drinks. Baby drinks after mom drinks."

She didn't care what the little panda drank. Since the baby invited her, she had to drink it. After all, she was the Holy Lord and couldn't be killed by poison.

Seeing this, Meng Ling, who was outside the bamboo house, flicked the ash from her cigarette and sighed from the heart:

"It's been a long time since I've seen the Holy Lord smile like this."

(End of this chapter)

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