Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 216 DJ version of the Great Compassion Mantra, Aribati is having fun!

soon.

Hu Yiyi, Bai Xue, Zhu Yingying and others who received the news also arrived.

Bai Xuehui and her daughter forgave Huiwu, but that doesn’t mean others have forgiven them too, right?

Huiwu was completely numb from the beating.

(#)beneficial(#)
My head is buzzing.

Where is this?

Who am I?

Didn’t they say the draw would start after the live broadcast? Has it already started?

I really want to go back to Jinshan Temple.
Xu Jing is also a smart person.

He even knew to release a work in advance to warm up for the live broadcast at 8 o'clock in the evening. As expected, the work was thrashed out as soon as it was released.

[Another apology?]

[xswl, you didn't learn your lesson after getting criticized for your work this morning, and now you're going live to get criticized, right?]

[As everyone knows, those from the Greek world, ascetics, love to endure hardship.]

[Sisters, please be gentle when you curse them. Don't curse them too much.]

The dome on the ninth floor of Ledi was temporarily transformed into a holographic projection array. Driven by spiritual stones, the seven-colored Buddha light flowed into a cyberpunk-style "swastika" light array.

Xu Jing took off his sandalwood Buddhist beads, put on headphones, and wore a fluorescent green trendy robe.

“Pay attention to taking panoramic shots!”

Jiang Chen snapped his fingers, and the specially made floating camera of Shiwandashan immediately adjusted its angle.

The background wall is a huge portrait of Xu Xian, and on both sides are floating electronic lotus lanterns engraved with quotations of confession.

Huiwu was tied up like a dumpling with spiritual ropes and hung under the glass chandelier, with a neon sign that read "I am guilty" on his body.

Whenever a viewer gives a gift, the AI ​​system will automatically trigger the mechanism——

One is a steel palm located above, and the other is constantly waving a long spiritual whip.

"Put on the props!"

Huang Wansan has released a huge amount of White Snake Legend peripherals, in addition to weapons, costumes and props.

There are also a large number of blind boxes engraved with [Buddha's Lucky Bag], which have a chance to open the supreme model doll.

"Finally adjust the lights!"

Twelve floating Buddha lotus lanterns suddenly burst out with nightclub-level laser beams, projecting the shadows of the monks into the silhouettes of a street dance group.

In the corner, the fairies of Tianyin Sect were installing a mixer on the wooden fish, preparing for the opening show.

These fairies from the Tianyin Sect are the most hardworking.

After all, he was earning 2000 million spirit stones a month, but he had never accepted a job as a mistress. He felt uneasy holding these spirit stones.

Unable to find opportunities to show themselves, they were a little worried that Jiang Chen would fire them.

Eight o'clock!

Start!
Xu Jing tremblingly clicked the start button.

The live broadcast room was instantly flooded with countless barrages of insults against their Jinshan Temple and the entire Xiyu.

[What the hell? They actually dare to start broadcasting?]

[This is how Buddhist practice works: chanting sutras every day clogs up the cerebellum.]

[Have Sun Qun's friends arrived yet? ]

My assessment is that she's not as good as Xiaohuijun. Xiaohuijun secretly used a secondary account to broadcast a few days ago, and she knew to dress coolly and give out some benefits.

[Hmm? Fellow Daoists, am I seeing things? It looks like there's a fairy here?]

[Fairy! How many years has it been since you last touched a woman? You can even fantasize about a bunch of bald donkeys turning them into fairies?]

[So what? I think these Buddhists are pretty good-looking.]

[Yeah, am I the only one who's attracted to the bald head of the Buddhist monk that looks like a boiled egg?]

[No, fellow Taoists, if you turn the barrage to half-screen mode, there really is a fairy! ]

Are fairies really real?

Accompanied by a sexy DJ, a group of ragged young ladies in bikinis made a dazzling appearance.

Each of them twisted their bodies as much as possible to boldly show their beautiful side.

Of course, these cultivators from the Spiritual Continent had definitely never seen a bikini.

But it did not prevent them from appreciating the bikini. The comments immediately changed from insulting Jinshan Temple to licking the fairy.

Not to mention the wolf friends in the live broadcast room.

When these fairies from Tianyin Sect changed their clothes and appeared on the stage.

Even Buddhist practitioners like Xu Jing lost their minds for a moment, and the originally "uniform" sound of the wooden fish began to become increasingly chaotic.

Even the cultivators from the Heavenly Demon Realm, who have the most daring aesthetics and dress, can’t stand it. Let alone the fine bran, these bumpkins from the Xi Realm haven’t even had a few bites of the leftover bran!

Some young novices and some energetic Buddhist practitioners have already started to lift their poles uncontrollably.

Add to that the way they sit cross-legged, and it's...very obvious.

Their ugly behavior was naturally witnessed by the viewers in the live broadcast room, and the barrage of comments suddenly became full of laughter.

[Isn't emptiness equal to form? Why is there a reaction?]

【It’s human nature.】

【Understandable. 】

I feel the same way.

【To be honest with you.】

【I picked it too.】

[This is so exciting! Does anyone know what kind of clothes these fairies are wearing? I want to buy one for my husband.]

[I don't know, but I feel like there's something wrong with what you said.]

Just when everyone's attention was on the fairy.

Xu Jing, who was about 100 years old, walked to the center of the stage wearing sunglasses and holding Buddhist beads, and held the steel pipe with a fearless attitude.

"I'm MC Shui Guanyin! Hey handsome men and beautiful ladies, tonight I will bring you some sexy sounds, shake it up! Kangmang baby! Kangmang!"

Everyone:? ? ?
Not
You can shout, but could you please stop rubbing your old butt against the steel pipe?
[If you don't understand, just ask, isn't the pole used for fairies' performances? ]

[From the current perspective, it seems like this old Buddhist monk is playing tricks.]

[Oh my god? A small electric motor has reappeared in the Heavenly Demon Realm?! The weapon master's unique skills have been passed down to the next generation!]

[Nimma! My eyes, my eyes! How could he hold the steel pipe in such an indecent posture?]

[Buddhist, you are a Buddhist! Hey!]

"Ivy Batty, get excited! Huiwen! Sing the Great Compassion Mantra!"

Upon hearing this, the other Buddhist practitioners immediately started playing DJs, no, they started beating wooden fishes, and at the same time, the extremely explosive "DJ Version of Great Compassion Mantra" sounded in the live broadcast room.

'Namo Hela Dana Dora Ye Namo A Li Ye Po Lu Ji Di Shuo Bo La Ye Bodhisattva Sattva Po Ye'

Xu Jing leaned against the steel pipe and stood in a horse stance, dancing to the rhythm of the music.

Everyone:.
【Where the hell did this come from? 】

[The world is in decline, and people’s hearts are no longer the same as they used to be! ]

Even I, a pervert, think the way these Buddhas are treated is a bit too perverted.

Do the monks in the Western Regions usually have such wild activities? For example, if someone donates money for incense offerings, they will perform a DJ rendition of the Great Compassion Mantra and the abbot himself will perform a pole dancing performance?

[Don't mention it, don't mention it, if I could watch it live, I'd be happy to donate a little money.]

[It's too abstract]

Xu Jing, who was a little hesitant at first, felt and was in better condition. He held the steel pipe with one hand and did a split in the air. His voice became more and more intense:
"Danmu button 1, Buddha forgive me! Kangmang baby, Kangmang!"

【1】

【1+】

【111】

“Follow the rhythm of the music and sway together!”

"Can you please let me see the incense in your hands? Get excited, Eribati!"

"Are you ready? Ten thousand rabbits! Ten thousand rabbits!"

"Beep~beep, beep hey beep, beep~beep~beep~hi!"

"Su hey, Su hey, Su hey, Su hey, rub the reeds!"

"Su hey, su hey, su hey, su hey, pluck the reeds! Su hey, su hey, su hey, pluck the reeds!"

(End of this chapter)