Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 165 Playground Plan, Are You a Human?

As the flying boat slowly slowed down and landed, Master Xuanxiao reappeared in front of Xuanyu.

Although he was a little pale and out of breath at this time, the elegance between his eyebrows made him look more confident.

"Great Elder, have you regained your youth?"

Xuanyu stared at Master Xuanxiao's flushed face. There were suspicious water stains on his clothes.

"Yes, I have indeed had an epiphany. I feel that outward aging does not indicate inner weakness. I just had a discussion with a fellow Taoist, and it has revitalized me. New buds are sprouting from an old tree!"

Speaking of it.

Master Xuanxiao seemed to feel the passion again.

Are all fairies nowadays so capable?
After the conversation, he seemed to have returned to the age when he was free to run around with a gun.

The way the new-age female cultivators communicated with each other was truly eye-opening. Master Xuanxiao couldn't help but smile knowingly, and could only say that he was grateful for the progress of the times.
When I arrived at the Daming Holy Land, I unexpectedly found nothing.

The female disciple guarding the mountain said that Ji Ruoyao and Li Wanjun had just set out to find Jiang Chen to attend the opening ceremony of some kind of paradise.

A place of joy?
Opening ceremony?
The more Master Xuanxiao thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

Fu Yuechan seemed to have mentioned some kind of paradise just now. What kind of shop opening would be worthy of the three holy masters’ personal visit?

And what the hell is that Jiang Chen?
He actually let the two saints take the initiative to "find him"?
And I don’t know if it’s my illusion.

Just like what happened in the Yaochi Holy Land just now.

Master Xuanxiao discovered that when the female disciple guarding the gate saw that the person getting off the flying boat was him, her expression showed undisguised disappointment.

What's going on?
Is there a vegetable leaf or something stuck in my teeth?
Being stared at in this way made Master Xuanxiao feel as if ants were crawling all over his body.

I am a Mahayana master!

Shouldn't you be overjoyed to see me, and then welcome me in with great trepidation and serve me good wine and tea?

I am the backbone of the battle between good and evil!

how do you feel
Okay, forget it~
Looking at the expressionless faces of the two female fairies, Master Xuanxiao didn't want to stay any longer. After asking about the location of the Land of Joy, he turned around and left.

Happy Land officially opens!
I don’t know how many monks are looking forward to this.

Before the gate was opened, countless monks gathered outside.

I thought the previous introduction video was already exaggerated, but I didn’t expect that seeing it with my own eyes would be even more shocking.

Let’s not talk about the magnificent land of joy for now.

Even the outer areas can make many monks have a lot of fun, in addition to the seesaw, slides, swings and other things that young children like to play.

There are also some fitness equipment that the elderly like, such as:
Space walker, Tai Chi massage machine, stepper, etc.

Not only are these devices engraved with magic arrays that suppress cultivation, they are also inlaid with spirit stones to drive them, so that the natives of the world of immortal cultivation can also experience the fun.

The most important thing is - it's all free!
Everywhere you look, you can see thousands of entertainment devices already crowded with people.

Some children had already lined up in long queues around the swings and seesaws.

"Um"

Jiang Chen on the top floor of Happy Land nodded with satisfaction.

"Maybe we can get some roller coasters and bungee jumping machines later to give them a more thrilling experience!"

Stimulate?

Huang Wansan couldn't help but frown. Every cultivator was a person of strong character and a heart of Tao as hard as iron. How could they be irritated by these things that seemed like playing house?
Isn’t this a waste of spirit stones?

But before he could open his mouth to question.

Jiang Chen had already asked him to take out a pen and paper to record his thoughts.

"First is the bungee jumping machine, my idea is this"

First: Aura Confinement Mechanism

At the moment of falling, the [Top-level Forbidden Spirit Array] is [suddenly] activated!
The monk is unable to call upon his true energy to protect his body, and can only rely on his physical body to withstand the acceleration, recreating the near-death experience of a mortal.

Second: The illusion of time and space superposition

Each stage of falling corresponds to a different illusion of heavenly tribulation. The first layer is full of thunderclouds, the middle layer is ice corroding the bones, and the bottom layer is karmic fire burning the heart. The nine cycles of reincarnation are interspersed with projections of the inner demons of the "previous life".

Third: Set up a chaos teleportation array at the bottom of the quantum state falling trajectory, and then find some cooperative "sects".

Make the destination of each fall random, such as falling into Yaochi, falling into the big dream, falling into the bloody evil gate, falling into the furnace of the Fire Valley, and falling into the Cha Nu Sect.

There is even a chance that they will be stuck in the space crack for half an incense stick, making them completely desperate, unable to live or die!
Huang Wansan swallowed his saliva with a pale face, and his calves began to tremble.

Jiang Chen became more and more excited as he spoke.

"We can build a roller coaster like this. First, we must set up a spirit-forbidden formation."

Second: Four Elements Raid System

During the operation of the roller coaster, the breath of the Azure Dragon will be triggered to cause space folds, the evil spirit of the White Tiger will cut the protective qi of the body, the fire of the Vermillion Bird will burn the consciousness, and the cold wave of the Black Tortoise will freeze the meridians of the body.

Third: Causal Loop Trap
Find a group of Mahayana masters to work together to build some small spaces.

Every turn will trigger the "Da Yan Fifty, One Escapes" effect, and the carriage will fork and randomly shuttle through 49 parallel small worlds.

Of course, it was impossible for them to get through the journey unscathed. The small world would arrange for some ugly demon kings of the demon race, comparable to those at the Mahayana stage, to chase them with drool.
Huang Wansan:
With your arrangement, can they still survive?
If I'm not mistaken, the Demon Lord's intention is obviously to kill people, right?

Besides, it's impossible for anyone to come and play something this dangerous and exciting, right?!

But since it was the Demon Lord's order, he could only do it.

"Don't worry."

Jiang Chen patted Huang Wansan on the shoulder.

"We can set up a function that automatically exits upon predicting death. We can set up a teleportation array under each seat to ensure that it is forced to eject when the cultivator's mind collapses. Of course, once it is triggered, there will be an additional fee. After all, the array needs to be maintained well."

"Then you are really a kind person."

The cultivators outside obviously didn't know about Jiang Chen's amusement park plan.

A female cultivator from Qingluan Sword Pavilion shouted while standing beside a large musical colorful fountain.

"Sister, come here!"

"You can check in here! Junior brother, come over and take a picture for us!"

"This place is also nice. Look, this giant statue is holding up his hands. We can stand on his hands and take pictures!"

"Remember to post it!"

Upon seeing this, Venerable Xuelian shook his head and said to Murong Ziyue.

"Haha, you look so worldly-wise. Don't try to imitate them from the Qingluan Sword Pavilion."

"Ah?" Zimao's eager expression instantly fell. Senior Sister Luo Qinghuan was calling her over to join them.
"Ziyue, we cultivators are just supposed to be addicted to our phones. What's so interesting about that boring fountain? Hmm? This one-armed statue has a Taoist charm. There's even writing underneath, 'One-armed Venus'? Hmm, this one's good. Ziyue, take a few pictures for me."

Murong Ziyue's face darkened.

I took dozens of photos of Master before I stopped.

What’s so good about this statue that doesn’t even have arms? How can it be like a musical fountain?
"Go, go, go."

Seeing that Murong Ziyue was sulking, Venerable Xuelian waved his hand helplessly.

"Go play with those unmotivated guys in Qingluan Sword Pavilion. Don't blame me if you can't become an immortal."

Before he could finish his words, Zimao ran over like the wind. Venerable Xuelian sighed helplessly.

"this kid"

Suddenly I smelled a pungent smell of white wine.

Venerable Xuelian knew who was coming without even looking.

As expected, Yu Qingfeng started to criticize on the spot.

"No? Xie Xuelian, are you fucking idiot? Why don't the disciples of my Qingluan Sword Pavilion make progress? Only your Xuelian Sect is good! Besides Ziyue, who else can you show off?"

"You should drink less."

"You know nothing! Do you know the slogan for Jiuxiaoyunniang? Drink while you can! There's a saying that goes, 'Sing while you drink!' How long is life?"

Hey ~
Venerable Xuelian shook his head. Ever since this guy started drinking white wine, his addiction to alcohol has become uncontrollable.

If she doesn't drink a few boxes a day, it just means she's not in good shape that day.

(End of this chapter)