After rebirth, I only date bad girls

Chapter 86 What Qiong Yao Drama

Before the two went to the infirmary, Liang Can accompanied Fei Ke to the cafeteria to pack some white porridge and pickles.

Holding the takeaway box, Fei Ke said to Liang Can, "Brother Can, I've thought about the group thing I mentioned to you before."

Liang Can raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"

“I am in control.”

Fei Ke beamed with joy. "Most girls wouldn't accept this kind of thing, but I have a few top-notch beakers on hand. They have extremely low moral standards and a strong curiosity, so maybe they'd accept this novel way of fishing!"

That’s true. Maybe you can even do two or even three flies in the future.

Oh, it's so emotional. What's important in life is experience.

"Your idea is correct, and it coincides with my suggestion of finding green tea to hone your licking skills."

Liang Can looked at Fei Ke approvingly: "I've already thought of a group name for you."

"What's it called?"

"Just call it, Sea Abalone Commando."

Fei Ke's eyes lit up, he raised his head and laughed heartily, then said to Liang Can: "Brother Can, it's you who led me down this road of no return. If one day I'm chased by a girl, you have to take me in."

Fei Ke was talking happily when she suddenly realized that Liang Can was gone.

He stopped and looked back in confusion, only to find that the brother Can, who seemed so tall and majestic in his mind, was turning around and running away.

"This idiot, even if he wants to die, he still takes me with him."

Liang Can took a shortcut to the infirmary and said to the school doctor, "Hello, I want to buy two bottles of Yunnan Baiyao."

The school doctor took two boxes of Yunnan Baiyao from the counter and handed them to Liang Can, then casually asked, "Where did you sprain?"

"It's not me, it's my girlfriend who is 1.72 meters tall, has legs 1.1 meters long, has fair skin, is beautiful, and comes from a wealthy family."

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The school doctor was silent for a while, then said to Liang Can, "I can't treat your symptoms. Please ask for leave and go to the psychiatric department of a large hospital."

Humph, how can a sparrow understand the ambition of a swan?

Liang Can picked up the plastic bag containing two boxes of Yunnan Baiyao and was about to walk out when he suddenly leaned back.

In the inner room, a pretty girl with delicate features and a slightly pale face was hooked to an IV drip, with a hint of sadness in her eyes.

Meanwhile, Liang Can's good roommate Fei Ke was half-crouching beside her, holding a cup of porridge and speaking sincerely: "Senior sister, please eat something. How can you still get entangled with your ex-boyfriend when your body is broken?"

Wow, I’m not leaving.

Liang Can bent down and stood on tiptoe, moving forward lightly, and then found that the school doctor was following closely behind him.

"Doctor, what's wrong with you?"

The doctor raised his finger and shushed, "I want to see it, too."

As a fellow traveler, Liang Can hid in the dark and watched. He wanted to see how Fei Ke usually licked girls.

Senior Xin Liyi pursed her lips and said softly, "Thank you, junior, but I really can't eat any more."

Fei Ke: "You're in a bad mood, aren't you?"

Xin Liyi nodded silently.

Fei Ke put the porridge on the seat next to him and said in a gentle voice, "Then I'll learn to bark like a dog to make you happy, okay?"

Liang Can: “.”

In the corner, the school doctor shook his head and sighed, "I've been working in this school for over ten years, and I've seen at least eight thousand peculiar students. This is the first time I've seen one this bizarre."

The school doctor has seen everything. There are more than one person who is stupid enough to cut his wrists for love.

Even though he was so knowledgeable, he couldn't help but give Fei Ke a thumbs up when he saw him.

The school doctor asked Liang Can, "Do you know this student?"

Liang Can quickly shook his head: "I don't know him."

Just as Liang Can was observing secretly, he was suddenly patted on the shoulder.

"What are you doing sneaking around here?" A questioning voice sounded behind him.

Liang Can turned his head and found that it was Sheng Shuyi. He quickly covered her mouth and said, "Keep your voice down. There's a Qiong Yao drama going on over there."

Sheng Shuyi glanced towards the infusion room and nodded.

Letting go of Sheng Shuyi's little mouth, Liang Can handed her the Yunnan Baiyao: "Come to buy medicine, I have bought it all for you."

Sheng Shuyi really came to buy medicine for bruises and sprains. She took the plastic bag, raised the corners of her mouth, and snorted proudly.

"You have a conscience, kid."

The school doctor looked at Liang Can, then at Sheng Shuyi: "Classmate, are you really his girlfriend?"

Sheng Shuyi glanced at Liang Can and asked the school doctor, "Doctor, is he in arrears with his medical bills?"

"No, no, I just wanted to say that your boyfriend is quite interesting."

What was originally two people peeping turned into three people watching.

Because her ankle still hurt, Sheng Shuyi held Liang Can's shoulders with both hands and looked around curiously.

In the infusion room, Fei Ke barked twice and tilted his head left and right: "Senior, are you feeling happier now?"

Senior Xin Liyi couldn't help laughing and poked Fei Ke on the forehead: "Okay, I'll eat it."

Fei Ke immediately smiled happily and picked up the white porridge and fed it to her mouthful by mouthful.

Sheng Shuyi covered her mouth in shock: "Isn't this your roommate?"

Liang Can nodded: "I'm embarrassed to admit it."

Sheng Shuyi's gaze stopped at Fei Ke and Xin Liyi, and she muttered, "If you were half as good as him, I would wake up laughing in my sleep."

Liang Can was so focused on eating melon that he didn't hear what was said.

The school doctor standing by heard it all and looked at Sheng Shuyi in surprise.

It turns out that this beautiful girl is actually the girlfriend of this naughty boy.

Not to mention, just from the looks point of view, they are quite a match.

Infusion Room

Xin Liyi took a mouthful of white porridge, and Fei Ke carefully wiped her pale mouth with a tissue.

"Junior, there's no need to be like this," Xin Liyi whispered, "I did try to get over that relationship before, but in the end I found that I couldn't get over it at all."

"So, don't come here anymore."

Fei Ke shook her head and said firmly, "I am willing to be your gentian flower."

"What do you mean?" Liang Can turned around and asked Sheng Shuyi.

The school doctor standing by was also curious. Sheng Shuyi sighed softly, "The language of the Platycodon grandiflorum is eternal love and waiting."

"Holy shit." Liang Can secretly exclaimed, thinking that this was a point of knowledge that even he didn't know.

Sheng Shuyi looked at Xin Liyi and Fei Ke with lively eyes, and said to Liang Can, "Your roommate is really affectionate. If you spend more time with him, maybe he will become kind."

You know what? You're just whining here.

Liang Can snorted: "What are you holding in your hand, my ugliness?"

I bought the Yunnan Baiyao in vain. What a heartless woman!

Sheng Shuyi raised his hand and gently hit Liang Can's shoulder.

From Liang Can's perspective, it's okay for Fei Ke and Green Tea to play around however they want, but a girl like Xin Liyi who can't extricate herself once she falls into it is too yandere.

Even a quarrel can cause hypoglycemia. If he sees Fei Ke's 'Sea Abalone Commando' one day, he might go straight to the ICU.

After Xin Liyi heard Fei Ke's explanation of the words of Platycodon grandiflorum, her eyes were filled with tears, and she looked so pitiful.

Fei Ke laughed and said, "You are moved by me. Don't make promises when you are moved."

"She wasn't moved."

Fei Ke looked back in confusion and found Liang Can supporting Sheng Shuyi, who had appeared out of nowhere.

"Actually, the senior is wondering why her boyfriend can't be as gentle to her as you are."

Fei Ke stood up and introduced Xin Liyi: "This is my roommate Liang Can. He is the one who made the recently popular "Campus Diary"."

"Who is this"

Fei Ke almost blurted out the name of "old sister-in-law", and quickly corrected herself: "Sheng Shuyi from the School of Accounting and Liang Can were high school classmates and had a good relationship."

"Hello." Xin Liyi nodded to Liang Can and Sheng Shuyi.

"Hello, Senior, I have something to ask Fei Ke."

Liang Can smiled and pulled Fei Ke up, dragged him to the side, and told him his concerns.

"Mr. Fei, you need to change the one you lick. This one is a bit dangerous."

"That will have to wait until Senior Sister recovers."

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Fei Ke didn't care at all, and said to Liang Can earnestly: "I'm a little addicted to licking."

You are all dangerous!

Liang Can helped Sheng Shuyi back to the dormitory.

"Why don't we go to the hospital?" Liang Can reminded Sheng Shuyi when he saw that he was having difficulty walking.

Sheng Shuyi shook her head: "It's not a big deal, just spray it a few times and it will be fine."

The eldest lady was still thinking about the Qiong Yao drama that Fei Ke and Xin Liyi had just performed.

As expected, no matter how cold a woman is, she likes this kind of tone, not to mention that Sheng Shuwan looks cold on the outside, but is actually a very reserved person.

"What a miserable pair of mandarin ducks." Sheng Shuyi shook his head and sighed.

Liang Can glanced at Sheng Shuyi and said unconvincedly, "Actually, I can be more affectionate and explicit than him. It's just a gentian flower, child's play."

Sheng Shuyi asked curiously, "Then what would you say?"

Looking at Sheng Shuyi's expectant expression, Liang Can said affectionately, "The soft moans you make when you poop are no different from heavenly music to me."

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Sheng Shuyi's face was as cold as frost: "If you dare to eavesdrop in the future, I will call the police directly."

Angry, psycho!
Liang Can had already walked in front of Sheng Shuyi with an expressionless face, leaned over, and took a horse stance: "Get in the car."

"what?"

"I'll carry you back."

Sheng Shuyi scratched his face and asked curiously, "Will this affect your chances of finding a girlfriend?"

Liang Can: "If they don't agree with me being with you, I won't be with them."

Sheng Shuyi giggled a few times, then made a "hey-whoo" sound and climbed onto Liang Can's back.

Liang Can lifted Sheng Shuyi's long legs with his arms and walked steadily.

Sheng Shuyi did not hold Liang Can's shoulders with her hands, but chose to lie on his back with her arms around Liang Can's neck.

In this position, the two people's heads will be very close to each other, and if they are not careful, their faces will bump into each other.

Liang Can tilted his head: "Your hair is getting into my nostrils."

Sheng Shuyi tucked her long hair and suddenly stopped talking.

She was even more nervous now than when her feet were touched in the early hours of last night. After all, it was at home, a private space.

But now it is on campus, and you can see it from the people and cars passing by.

Liang Can continued walking forward with Sheng Shuyi on his back. He looked up at the sky and asked, "Did you cut your bangs?"

Sheng Shuyi revealed his smooth forehead: "Yes, it is indeed much more comfortable."

"It's not for me, is it?"

"I thought too much about you."

I have my own little trick to deal with this stubborn Liang Can.

He would not keep asking questions and force the girl to admit that these subtle changes were because of him.

Instead, choose to go around it, for example:
Liang Can said in a cheerful tone: "Then what details do you think I need to change, in terms of my appearance?"

If she brings it up, wouldn't that be a disguised admission that she cut her bangs for you?

Sometimes the answer is given to you, but you just don’t know it.

Sheng Shuyi leaned over and glanced at Liang Can's profile in surprise. He suppressed his laughter, looked up at the sky, and thought.

"me."

"I want you to show your forehead too. Boys need to look clean and fresh to be cool."

Liang Can actually felt that his hair was getting too long, but he just had no time to cut it.

So he agreed immediately: "Okay, I'll cut it right away."

Sheng Shuyi suddenly became nervous: "Don't just go into any barber shop. I'll take you to find a reliable hairstylist."

How does the saying go? A man’s hair is the common property of both men and women.

(End of this chapter)