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Chapter 86 You dare to tease Big Brother, you’re done!
Chapter 86 You dare to tease Big Brother, you’re done!
While Lan Naicai is doing the post-production of "Hong Kong Ghost Story", Xia Tian has started the promotion!
To be honest, this horror movie has enough gimmicks!
Xia Tian supervises the production~
The first horror film shot in Kowloon Walled City!
And it was an opportunity that Brother Tianer won after fighting three matches!
Most of the time it is shot from the first person perspective, which maximizes the sense of immersion!
The horror effect is excellent, and for the post-production sound effects, Xia Tian found Chen Xunqi, who is known as the all-round talent of Hong Kong films.
During the filming, a story about Xia Tian being "indescribably expensive" emerged, with a loudmouthed wizard and an outspoken paparazzi acting as victims to emphasize the legendary nature of the story.
And the crew kept exaggerating, saying that Xia Tian often ran around the walled city alone with a small camera, and was not afraid of ghosts at all. No! His elusive appearances were even scarier than ghosts!
What the hell are you still promoting now?!
From the initiation of the project to the start of filming, and from the shooting to the completion, this movie has been reported in newspapers non-stop!
However, this is Sunshine Film and Television's first independently produced film, so a successful start is still necessary.
As the CEO of Sunshine Film and Television, Aying attaches great importance to this film.
Even if it's just to help Aying build up her confidence, Xia Tian has to make some more efforts.
So, he edited a "promotional video" to be played on ATV in a loop, and also published an advertisement in the newspaper with the slogan "The movie is too scary, do not bring children to watch it, ladies please do not watch it alone, and people with heart disease are prohibited from watching it."
People all have a rebellious mentality.
The more you don't let me see it, the more I want to see it.
I've been itching to watch these reports for the past twenty days. Now you won't let me watch it? I'll watch it anyway!
I took my friends with me—if I was really scared, I couldn’t be scared alone!
……
This year can be said to be the year of Stephen Chow in the Hong Kong film industry.
"Justice, My Foot", "All's Well, Ends Well", "The Deer and the Cauldron", "Once Upon a Time in China", and "The Deer and the Cauldron 2", five of the top ten box office films of the year were his.
This year was also the peak year for Hong Kong films, with a total box office of 12.4 billion!
There are as many as 12 films with box office revenue exceeding million!
But this was the final madness.
In 93, martial arts movies began to decline and the box office failed.
Then the largest box office base of Hong Kong films - T merchants withdrew their investment, and finally Spielberg came with "Jurassic Park", a dinosaur film that was set tens of millions of years ago.
Hong Kong films have the disadvantages of fast shooting, low investment and rough plots, which are crushed by Hollywood special effects blockbusters.
But now no one knows about this except Xia Tian.
At this time, Xia Tian was dragged to the cinema by Wang Fei, A Ying and the other two to watch a movie.
Late in the evening, the three of them dressed up in disguise.
Xia Tian also wore those low-key glasses - this thing is very useful. When Xia Tian wore it, even Sister Yun and the other two felt unfamiliar when they looked at him, and it seemed that they could not recognize him!
The movie that the four people secretly went to the cinema to watch was "The Deer and the Cauldron", which was released on July 7th.
Wang Fei smiled and said that the three of them had watched "Swordsman 2" several times, and this movie was very interesting! Highly recommended~
——At this time, "Swordsman 2" is about to be released, and the box office has reached 4100 million, basically locking it in the top three of the year, but it should not be able to beat Stephen Chow's "Justice, My Foot".
Looking at Wang Fei, Xia Tian always felt that she had an expression of having successfully stolen a chicken, and there might be a conspiracy!
Sure enough, the movie showed a scene where Stephen Chow’s little boy was brought to the palace by Uncle Tat’s Hai Dafu, and then accepted the whip!
Xiao Guizi: "Wow~ Yours is so big, I thought only Tianer and I had it!"
Another young eunuch said: "I put the dishes in the wrong place when I cleaned today. This is pickled radish!"
At this time, the three women pinched Xia Tian's arms tightly, fearing that they would be discovered if they laughed out loud.
The whole place was already bursting with laughter! This joke hit the funny bone of Hong Kong people a lot! Some guys were laughing so hard that they slapped their thighs like crazy!
Too much~
Xia Tian was speechless: Damn it, Zhou Xingxing, I finally came to support you, and you fucking tease me?
However, this is not the only thing that Da Tiao Ge was teased about!
There is also the part where Aobai and the Thirteen Guardians mastered the Golden Bell Cover and shrunk their Y into their abdomen!
After the movie was released, reporters interviewed Wang Jing, and the wretched fat man said: It was a tabloid rumor about Tianer Ge two years ago~
——It is said that a paparazzi interviewed an uncle who had the honor of taking a bath with Brother Tianer. He said that his penis was normal under normal circumstances, but after the steaming hot sauna, it was already fifteen or sixteen centimeters.
——This is not the complete version yet, it’s just in standby mode!
It is speculated that the complete form must be very powerful!!!
At that time, the tabloid editor also popularized a Buddhist term called "Horse's Hidden Penis".
Hidden and not visible, it is called Yinzang. It is like the genitals of a horse, so it is called Ma Yinzang.
According to the fourth volume of the Sutra asked by the Precious Girl, the Tathagata's pubic horse has the appearance of an adult because in the ancient times, he was cautious about his body and stayed away from sexual desires.
This is a sign of successful spiritual practice!
On TV, Wang Jing had a smug look on his face: "The inspiration for Aobai's Thirteen Guardians' Golden Bell Cover, the highest level of their skill, came from Brother Tian'er. Now, you understand what it means to be a true man who can bend and stretch."
Xia Tian: Fuck you!
After that, Xiatian didn’t dare to go to the sauna with Uncle Zhan and the others. Damn, a bunch of old men were staring at her bath towel!
However, Fatty Wang can be said to have turned a blessing in disguise!
Because The Deer and the Cauldron performed so well, the film producers on the island pressed for the next installment and paid them in advance. There's a weird system here now: the trailer system. It's similar to the pre-sale system, meaning pre-sale!
Damn, the movie hasn’t been filmed yet, let’s sell it first!
As a result, the delivery time was very tight and the client was frantically pushing for the film.
So Big Brother Xiang urged Wang Jing to hand in the film as soon as possible, forcing Fatty Wang to want to die.
A similar example is the previous "Tricky Brains", which gave Wang Jing the three words "Stephen Chow, Andy Lau and Tricky Brains" - "filming will start in a week"!
Damn, is this a human being? Crazy exploitation!
Later, the film "The Demon Cult Leader" was a huge box office loss, and Fatty Wang was beaten so badly that he was hospitalized... Not to mention the sequel. It can be seen that working for a job is not good, especially working for this kind of people.
……
Xia Tian called his friends in Pengcheng to inquire about the production status of Weixidi.
Now the second wave of domestic sales has also begun to grow. Yanjing supplies the entire north and is having trouble supplying goods.
And the VCD discs are out of stock!
We have to speed up the production of DVDs!
After hanging up the phone, Xia Tian thought about it - the three production lines over there are already running at full capacity, and the output of decoding chips has now reached a bottleneck, so it is a bit difficult to continue to increase production.
Looks like I have to do hunger sales?
You don't have to be too hungry, but the supply is definitely not very sufficient.
Now many people in the inland are thinking about Weixidi and want to copy him themselves. After all, the money is so easy to make, it’s simply addictive!
But everything else is easy to say, this decoding chip is the bottleneck~
We plan to start selling decoding chips next summer, but it’s not possible now because production cannot keep up.
It’s the same old saying - a single flower blooming does not make spring, but a hundred flowers in full bloom make the garden full of spring.
Although he has a firm footing, it would be very unwise to monopolize the domestic power of the Weixi Emperor.
Just be a leader, not a monopolist.
Let's make money together! After all, the decoding chip itself is profitable~
The way to make money is to hide behind the scenes.
If that's the case, then this new business can't be established in Pengcheng...
The manpower here has reached its limit, and the workers are now working in three shifts and it is very hard.
Xia Tian specifically reminded me that overtime pay must not be reduced and that the treatment that should be given should not be stingy!
If anyone cuts corners in this regard, I will be angry!
Xia Tian thought about it and called home in Yanjing. He didn’t know if anyone was home at this time.
Fortunately, someone answered the phone.
"Hey?"
"Milan, it's me!"
Before Xia Tian could say anything, Milan asked excitedly, "How did you know I was going to call you?"
Xia Tian: "Ah? Then tell me, what's the matter?"
Mr. Mi sat on the sofa with a proud look on his face, crossing his legs: "Xia Tian, I plan to enter the cleaning and care industry!"
"Huh? Why? So sudden!"
It turned out that today, Mr. Mi was shopping with his friends in the mall, and a clerk in a store selling foreign brand cosmetics behaved very arrogantly, which made Mr. Mi and his friends very unhappy.
No, why are you so proud of buying foreign brand cosmetics?
Milan: "And the stuff they sell is really shady! A small 200ml bottle costs dozens of dollars! It's almost as much as a piece of clothing!"
Mr. Mi is not convinced and doesn't want to be ripped off by foreigners!
"Okay, I support you."
Xia Tian naturally supports it. Not to mention how big our advantage is, even if we fail in the end, are we afraid of losing that little money?
Just do it!
Mr. Mi even thought of a brand for his laundry detergent and skincare products: "Let's call it Huarong!"
Xia Tian was stunned: "Little Li Guang Hua Rong?"
"What little Li Guang? It's the clouds that think of clothes and the flowers that think of faces, Huarong!"
"Ah~ why didn't you say it earlier~"
To make amends, Xia Tian also helped think of an advertising slogan. The product mainly uses pure natural ingredients, so it is called: Skin care products suitable for Chinese women's skin!
After talking for so long, I just talked about Mr. Mi's little Li Guang~
Xia Tian was about to hang up when he remembered, "Wait, I almost forgot about my business. Please help me contact Yu Beibei in Shanghai. I'll be there in a few days. I have a business that I plan to do in Shanghai..."
This business is the reward after Xia Tian finished filming "Hong Kong Ghost Story" - Walkman drawings and a complete set of production flow charts!
In addition, there is 1 point of perception attribute, +2 level religious skill - originally level 6, and 86 exchange points.
(End of this chapter)
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