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Chapter 55: Hulk Bitter Tea, Twenty-six Jumps?
"Supreme Hair Growth Liquid? Make a bald head grow long hair in three months? What the hell is that?"

I took another look and thought, "Only 8 exchange points? I bought it!"

I originally thought this thing was a bit useless when I saw it in the summer, but I didn't expect it to be so cheap.

Then take it first!
You know, even the British prince is bald! This thing might be very useful~
Then there are no valuable products, such as this "sharp razor", which can remain sharp for ten years, but it costs 45 exchange points!
Are you crazy? I can't afford a razor.
I buy a box, use one, and throw away ten!
Finally, Xia Tian looked at the last item in the mall and fell into deep thought.

"Same shorts as the Hulk's. Extremely stretchable, super tough, and indestructible! Price: 233 Exchange Points."

This thing...isn't it a bit sci-fi!
But it’s not cheap!

Besides, what's the point of having this thing? I can't transform!

You can wear them out, but it’s not like I can’t afford shorts!

Just when Xia Tian was about to give up on this month's products and go to bed, he suddenly opened his eyes again.

- Wait a minute! Do you think I can modify it into a bulletproof vest?

Although it is too ductile to be practical, it is definitely useful as it cannot be damaged by bullets.

Or? Buy it?!

……

The next morning, Aying was the first of the three girls to get up.

For the sake of Sister Yun's health, she had been finishing up her tonic these days. But last night was A-Ying's, so she got up early and was full of energy.

Then she saw Xia Tian in the living room holding a pair of scissors, cutting a pair of black boxer briefs with a very abnormal expression.

Ah Ying couldn't help but ask: "Xia Tian, ​​what are you doing?"

Xia Tian smiled bitterly: "It's okay, go wash up and we'll have breakfast together."

Xia Tian was devastated at this moment: Damn, I got fooled! There's no way these scissors can cut this thing! I can only use it as bulletproof shorts!

Because he fell into the trap set by the system mall, Xia Tian was not in a very happy mood.

In the afternoon, the four of them went shopping in the mall - Xia Tian was going back to Yanjing, and the three girls bought gifts for Milan and the other two and Xia Tian's parents.

Several paparazzi quickly followed up to interview and take photos.

Xia Tian patted the table and chairs beside him, "Hey! Still interviewing? It's past three o'clock, let's have some tea first~"

Damn, you’re still eating? I’m here to take you away!
In the summer, I asked the cold drink shop staff to serve cold drinks to the paparazzi.

"Then why work so hard? The salary you get from working is what you deserve, but the salary you get from slacking off is what you earn yourself."

Several paparazzi drank the free cold drinks happily and felt that Brother Tianer was right!

Xia Tian continued, "Ask questions formally. Forget about asking for a few children. I'm tired of hearing that."

"If you guys make me so angry that you go back inland, you won't be able to get any hot spots~"

"Also, take good-looking pictures of us. If you don't, I'll buy your newspaper and fire you. Got it?"

The paparazzi nodded repeatedly - this is the aura that a wealthy tycoon should have! Brother Tianer is indeed a low-key rich man!

A paparazzi even handed Xia Tian a small magazine: "Brother Tian'er, look at this! These guys deserve it!"

He smiled with a gloating look on his face.

Xia Tian took the magazine. It was thin and the printing quality was not good, but the cover and title were amazing!
The cover is really full of the best and worst, it's almost exposed - it's really not formal at all!

Xia Tian's inner criticism
The cover title is even more explosive: "He asked a witch to beat up the Xia Tian villain, but ended up having both his hands cut off. Brother Tian Er seems to be protected by ghosts and gods!"

Xia Tian's eyes widened: What the hell?!

After opening it and taking a closer look, I found out that someone paid money to beat up his own villain?
There is a custom in Hong Kong of beating up bad people.

Legend has it that when beating a villain, one should usually do so in a dark and ominous place, as this will make it easier to subdue the villain.

The Gooseneck Bridge in Causeway Bay is a dark and shady place at the intersection, and is considered the most effective place to fight off evil spirits.

It is said that on the best day to beat the villain - the Waking of Insects Day, people line up in long queues for hours!
Later, this "spiritual victory method" and "mental venting method" of beating the villain even became an intangible cultural heritage.
And just a while ago, Xia Tian was living a life of being surrounded by women on both sides and having to lie with one of them in his arms, which completely angered some people!
Especially the appearance of Sister Yun...this is intolerable!

But I can’t beat him, what should I do?
Finally chose metaphysics!

Beat him up, little bastard!

There was a young man who went to Goose Neck Bridge to find a fortune teller to beat the summer goblin.

It is said that they gave double the price - one hundred yuan~
The witch beat him with a shoe.

That's really like "I'll hit your little head until you're breathless; I'll hit your little hand until you can't even steal."

Then the young man walked away contentedly—but just as he crossed the street he was hit by a car!

What’s strange is that he didn’t get injured anywhere else, but his hands were broken!
What's even more strange is that at night, the witch who beat the evil spirits was closing her stall and going home when she accidentally fell on the road, rolled down the stairs, and broke both her hands!
This is just great!

People like fortune-tellers are superstitious to begin with, and now they are really scared.

According to this report, Gooseneck Bridge has completely refused to accept summer work!

"Is this true? You're so good at making things up!" Xia Tian was a little unconvinced.

Then a bespectacled guy came over and said, "Really, Brother Tian'er! I just went to an interview this morning. Someone offered 500 yuan to beat up your villain, but no one took the job!"

Then a paparazzi asked, "Brother Tian'er, do you know how to cook?"

"You're not! If you are, I'll be the first to deal with you!"

Unexpectedly, the boy fell down badly that night and went straight to the hospital to get a cast. Then he told everyone he met, "Brother Tian'er has a spirit!"

Xia Tian: Fuck!

……

On September 9, "Reservoir Dogs" was released at the Sundance Film Festival in the United States.

The Sundance Film Festival is the world's most prestigious independent film festival. And just three days ago, the finale of "Reservoir Dogs" arrived from the lab.
Quentin is really ruthless. He actually shot and edited the film in just one month - quite like my brother Tianer~
How would I describe this movie? It's very strange, with a bit of a cult vibe.

——The word "Fa Ke" is used 252 times in the film~
Pierrot called and said that "Reservoir Dogs" was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize, but unfortunately it didn't win the award.

Xia Tian comforted him: "Don't be discouraged, you can try other film festivals! It won't be a loss if the film is made~"

Because Xia Tian is leaving tomorrow, we have a late-night project at the Repulse Bay Villa that night~
Brother Tianer wins big!

Looking around, "Who else~"

On September 9rd, when he woke up in the morning, he still had several white arms hanging on his body.
At the airport, Sister Yun was obviously reluctant to leave Xia Tian and kept holding his hand.

Seeing her like this, Xia Tian felt a little reluctant and asked, "Why don't you come with me to Yanjing to play for a few days?"

But Sister Yun finally shook her head: "You're right, I have to keep a low profile in the past two years. It's not suitable for me to go..."

Sister Yun, Aying and Wang Fei sorted out Xia Tian’s clothes and gave him some instructions.

At the end, someone kissed Xia Tian on the cheek, and paparazzi in the distance snapped away. Different newspapers ended up choosing different photos, and even started gambling. "Who is Tian Ge's favorite?"

Xia Tian: It’s you, Lao Mu!
In fact, the paparazzi here are still very hateful. They often hide secretly or follow celebrities to take ugly photos.

If you have an indecent posture or your facial expressions lose control for a moment, they will take a picture and put it in the newspaper.

Otherwise, how could he be so disliked!

It’s just that no one does this to Tian Er Ge. They are all brothers!

Besides, there is basically no such situation in the summer. Although it is often unruly, it is still pleasing to the eye.

Some have analyzed it, saying it's because it's genuine, and genuineness means not being false. A genuine and honest self can convince others.

There were also paparazzi praising the three women for their excellent complexions!
Xia Tian said goodbye to Sister Yun, Aying and Wang Fei, and took Brother Yong and the little bodyguard, pulling two boxes of gifts and boarded the plane back to Yanjing.

Wang Fei saw that Sister Yun was a little depressed, so he pulled her and said: Sister Yun, you still have me~ You are my idol~
The three of them finally drove home hand in hand, talking and laughing.

The paparazzi in the distance couldn't help but exclaim: Brother Tian is so strong, how did he do it?!

There was also an editor who meticulously analyzed the situation in the newspaper, giving summer the highest praise from three perspectives: emotional value, physiological value, and material value! The final conclusion was, I agree too.
However, there were also those who couldn't stand it and cursed Xia Tian and his friends in the newspapers, saying that their behavior was corrupting public morals!
Then some people started to curse back, mainly from Xia Tian’s friend Huang Zhanzhan.

He was very sharp: This is what happens to people who can’t lift it. When they have no other options, they start paying attention to the trend!

……

And also today, the 48th Venice International Film Festival was held.

Zhang Yimou and Gong Huang's "Raise the Red Lantern" was nominated for the Golden Lion and won the Silver Lion.

This movie is adapted from Su Tong's novel "Wives and Concubines" published in "Harvest" last year.

The original work depicts the leisurely life in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, but the film is set in the Qiao Family Compound in Shanxi.

In addition to Gong Huang, there is also He Saifei in this play. I don't know if it is a stereotype, but I feel that she is particularly suitable for the role of concubine~
Xia Tian naturally had no time to care about this. Even if he knew, he would just say, "Lao Mouzi is awesome~"

He now has to face the test of three ladies from Yanjing.

Although they were all well-educated and considerate on the phone, Xia Tian was bound to face a trial by three judges!
I hope the two suitcases of gifts from Sister Yun and the other two can express their gratitude enough.

……

In the courtyard of Beihai.

Xia Tian sat obediently on the sofa, opposite Milan, Xiao Xu and Zhang Li.

And on one side there was a poster of Sister Yun whose edges had turned a little yellow.

"You hid it very well!" Milan said with a smile.

"Ten years, a full ten years, and you haven't said a word to me~"

Xia Tian immediately defended herself: "You have always been the one who helps send and receive Theresa's letters and packages. I thought you knew~"

Milan gritted her teeth: "You didn't say Theresa was Deng Liyun!"

You didn't ask...

This sentence can only be thought about, not spoken out loud.

Xia Tian sincerely "apologies": "It's my fault, I should have said it earlier. I thought... I thought we would never have the chance to meet~"

He looked sad, as if he was immersed in the sorrow of the past.

Xiaoxu turned his face away and glared at him - who do you think you can fool with this little trick?

Zhang Li was kind enough to help Xia Tian out: "So, when did your story with Sister Yun begin?"

Milan raised his hand: "I know, it must be the one in 81!"

So the topic was brought to the storytelling session~
Xiao Xu glared at Zhang Li again - You're the one who spoils him! Just go ahead and spoil him!

It’s been almost two months since we last met, so naturally I need to check my health.

Xia Tian, ​​who was lying down, couldn't help laughing, which made Xiao Xu act like a spoiled child.

Zhang Li looked at the calendar on the coffee table and said, "Oh, the date is only a few days away. Relatives are coming."

Milan looked as if he had suddenly understood something. "I see! Looks like I'll have to take next week's as well!"

After a while, Milan discovered the "New World"!
Milan: "Isn't that a bit wrong? Is there still secondary development in your 20s?"

Zhang Li: "Could it be—twenty-six, a quick sprint?"

Milan: I have to try...

Xiaoxu next to him took out a stopwatch.

Xia Tian: Where did you get this thing? Why are you using a stopwatch so late at night?!

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