Searching for the best path, starting from Renjia Town

Chapter 56 Zhong Kui Marries His Sister
"The mountains and rivers are long-lived, the sun and moon are saints in heart. May there be auspiciousness and happiness at all times, and abundant harvests every year."

In the theater late at night, everything is ready, waiting for the evil ghost to appear.

At the sound of a gong, Ajia, wearing a big painted face and a minion costume, was the first to go on stage as a big ghost.

"I am the chief ghost under Master Zhong Kui. Today, Master ordered me to prepare the zither, sword, books, sheng, flute, and drums to escort my young lady to her wedding!"

Standing backstage, Li Kunshan looked at the uncle in front of him dressed as Zhong Kui, and Agui and the others who played the little ghosts, and then looked at himself, and he felt depressed.

"Why are you all ghost messengers, and I am the only one playing the bride?"

"Because you are handsome."

Agui smiled. Maybe it was because the evil ghost had not come yet, or maybe it was because Li Kunshan was there, so he didn't feel that nervous.

"Keep your spirits up, the evil spirits may come at any time."

The uncle said in a low voice, then looked at Li Kunshan who was dressed as a bride in a wedding dress, and said while trying hard to hold back his laughter.

"If you show up early and reveal your true identity, the evil spirit won't dare to come."

"I understand all this. Even if I can't play the ghost messenger, I can still play Du Ping, right?"

Li Kunshan sighed and looked speechless again.

"We are doing the story of Zhong Kui marrying his sister. If he can't get to his husband's house, there will be no role for Du Ping. No more talk, it's our turn now."

The uncle explained, and seeing that Ajia had finished her lines, he immediately brought Agui and the other three out.

"I am Zhong Kui, a Jinshi from Mount Zhongnan! I went to the capital to seek fame, but on the way I stumbled into a ghost cave and my appearance was altered..."

"never mind."

Let her be a bride, this will probably be the only time in her life that she will be a bride.

The evil ghost hasn't come yet, so Li Kunshan stays at the back and just watches the show.

I have to say that although the uncle is old, he was popular when he was young. His style and singing voice are no worse than Agui and others.

"Why haven't you come yet..."

After a long speech, the audience below the stage was still deserted and no evil ghost appeared.

The uncle frowned slightly. Has he been found out?
Shouldn't.

Last time, when we were playing Bao Gong, even with everyone so nervous, we still managed to trick the Chaozhou ghost. This time, everyone was ready to give it a try, and our condition was obviously much better. We shouldn't be seen through.

If the truth is not revealed, it means that the evil ghost is too cunning and suspicious and dares not come up for a while.

Stay calm.

The uncle winked at Agui and the others and continued the show.

"Ghosts!"

"Hmm~!"

Agui and the others nodded and responded in unison to show that they understood.

As long as nothing happens to them, the uncle will be completely relieved.

"On one hand, I'm preparing the sheng, xiao, and drum music; on the other hand, I'm preparing the zither, sword, and books. I'm going to marry my sister off with you. Bring the lame donkey~!"

Just like what the uncle said before, you can travel around the world in a few steps and all corners of the world are within reach.

At this time, they walked slowly on the stage, just like they were traveling over mountains and hills.

In fact, it is to delay time and wait for the evil spirit to come up.

But after walking three or four times, he looked under the stage and it was still pitch black and empty, with no trace of the evil ghost.

In that case, we can only continue.

"I, Zhong Kui, am marrying my sister today. How happy I am! Hehehe, hehehe, hahahaha~!"

"Let me take it~~Wheels and horses, wheels and horses! Hurrying off on the journey, flags and banners are hidden in the shadows."

"Light the crimson candle, draw the red veil, and listen to the harmonious singing of the phoenix and the crane."

……

Woo~!

At the entrance of the theater, a puff of white smoke emerged and a little ghost appeared.

Holding a gift box in his hand, he walked onto the stage, bowed to the uncle and said.

"Master Zhong Kui is marrying his sister, and the whole underworld is celebrating. My master has specially ordered me to deliver a gift."

"Why is it him!"

Seeing the little ghost in front of them, Agui and others widened their eyes.

It’s not an evil ghost, but that Chaozhou ghost.

The uncle also frowned secretly. He didn't dare to show his head and only sent the Chaozhou ghost up. This evil ghost was really cunning.

"Hmph! What a lunatic!"

After calming down a little, the uncle shouted coldly.

"I, Zhong Kui, am marrying off my sister, and he didn't come to congratulate me personally, but instead sent a filthy wretch like you to come. You look down on me, Zhong Kui! I, Zhong Kui, am marrying off my sister tonight, and I have no time to bother with him. When it's all over, I'll definitely go talk to him!"

"Master Zhong Kui, it's clear that my master doesn't look down on you. How dare he look down on you? In the entire underworld, who would dare to look down on you? It's really..."

"Stop talking so much, and get out of here!"

The uncle was too lazy to waste time with the Chaozhou ghost, so he flicked his sleeves, glared angrily, and shouted loudly.

The Chaozhou ghost was timid to begin with, so he didn't dare to say anything more and immediately turned into a puff of smoke and went back.

"almost."

Seeing this, everyone was delighted. It seemed that the evil ghost had believed it, otherwise it would not have sent the Chaozhou ghost. After the uncle's collective scolding, it would definitely come in person.

"That's awesome, uncle!"

Agui and the others secretly gave a thumbs up, all with a look of admiration on their faces.

"Act well and don't let yourself get caught!"

The uncle looked serious, whispered a warning, and continued to act.

"A broken umbrella and a solitary lamp are placed, facing this peaceful and auspicious occasion. The light is brilliant, and the sword spews out cold stars..."

Looking at the brave and resourceful uncle on the stage, Li Kunshan couldn't help but nod secretly. He is indeed a man who looks like Uncle Jiu.

Woohoo~!

Before the singing was finished, another cloud of black smoke rose up, and the next moment, an old ghost appeared, it was the evil ghost!

"coming!"

Seeing the evil ghost finally show up, both Li Kunshan in the back and the uncle and others on the stage were shocked.

"Congratulations to Master Zhong Kui on marrying his sister tonight."

The evil ghost walked straight onto the stage and presented the gift box with both hands.

"I am Zhang from Ganzhou, and I have come with a small gift to offer my congratulations. I hope Master Zhong Kui will not despise me."

"Good good."

The uncle took one look at the evil ghost bowing his head in front of him, and his expression suddenly changed.

"Lay the net!"

Hurrah~!

The next moment, a large net fell from above the stage and covered the evil spirit directly.

"Ok?"

The evil ghost was startled and quickly retreated to avoid the net.

Then he looked at the uncle and frowned.

"Although I was a little rude just now, I shouldn't hit someone who smiles at me. I came here to congratulate you. What are you doing, Master Zhong Kui?"

"Take him!"

The uncle didn't say anything to him. He covered himself with an umbrella, secretly took a sip of wine, and then sprayed it on the torch.

Huh~!

A tongue of fire shot out and rushed straight towards the evil ghost.

The evil ghost was afraid of fire and dodged in a hurry.

Wow~!

At this moment, Agui and others came with full buckets of water and poured them directly at him.

Unfortunately, the evil ghost was too agile and dodged again.

Seeing the red liquid on the ground and the fishy smell, his face changed instantly.

"Black dog blood!"

"Cover him!"

Seeing that they couldn't splash the water, Agui and others shouted and picked up the net to cover the evil ghost again.

The evil ghost took a closer look, his eyes widened again, and then he flew away.

"Dog blood network!"

Although he didn't know why, it was obvious that "Zhong Kui" was going to catch him. The evil ghost didn't dare to fight with Zhong Kui and tried to escape immediately.

"Ah~!"

But just as he reached the door, he encountered a bloody web and was knocked back.

This trick is called "luring someone into a trap" or "catching a turtle in a jar". After he came in, the entire stage had been blocked by a dog blood net soaked in black dog blood!
"hateful!"

Seeing that he couldn't escape, the evil ghost could only keep dodging in the stage.

Although the space was not large, he was agile and could fly, so he was fine for a while.

"Ouch! It's on fire!"

On the contrary, the uncle and his friends were in a mess in the rush, and the fire they sprayed not only failed to hit the evil ghost, but accidentally hurt Agui.

Seeing that Agui's clothes were burning, Ajia quickly picked up a bucket of black dog blood and poured it over him.

Although the fire was put out, I was in a panic and my makeup was ruined.

“This is… fake!”

When the evil ghost saw Agui’s true face, his eyes widened and he became furious instantly.

Tsk~!

No longer afraid, he immediately released a green light from his hand and hit Agui.

"It's time for the bride to appear!"

Agui widened his eyes in horror and shouted behind him.

Phew~!

There was a sound of breaking through the air, and a red light flew out from the backstage.

(End of this chapter)