Who let this Dementor into Hogwarts!

Chapter 89: All killed!

But Cohen has no plans to return immediately.

In broad daylight, a Dementor floating from the sea to Azkaban is going home, but floating from Azkaban to the coast is a terrorist attack.

So Cohen decided to go back at night under the cover of darkness.

After leaving the prison area with prisoners, Cohen found an empty room on the top floor.

Over the past few hundred years, everything that could be taken away from this fortress had been looted, even the floor tiles had been stripped clean. Cohen guessed that the original owner, the mad wizard Axtis, had also carved magic runes on the floor, turning the floor into a valuable heritage.

Putting down the suitcase, Cohen prepared to go inside and kill some time.

Sunshine, open grasslands, rivers and caves.

After crawling into his box, Cohen felt like he was back in the world again - the scenery of Azkaban was all dark and dilapidated. Although the atmosphere of the Dementors made Cohen feel comfortable physically, he would easily get aesthetically fatigued if he stayed there for too long.

Since the Earl was unwilling to fly into Azkaban next to Cohen, it was useless even if Cohen said that normal Dementors would not attack animals, so Cohen could only put it in a box.

The Earl should be in Cohen's house now - and Ali is there too. I wonder if they have had another fight. Cohen remembers that the Earl and Ali have always had some conflicts because of the language barrier and the Earl's bad mouth.

"Squeak-"

Cohen pushed the door open and walked in.

There was no sign of the Count in the living room—but there seemed to be some movement in the study where Ali was staying.

Are they fighting?

still is……

Cohen had a bad feeling—the Count had been frustrated in love for a long time, and now he was alone with a woman in the same room...

After Cohen entered the study, a series of chain reactions immediately occurred inside, including but not limited to the invisibility magic being overused, causing the entire wall to disappear, revealing the Noble Cave and the empty sheep pen outside. The Earl nervously spread his wings, not knowing what to do, and Ali nervously changed from lying on the ground to standing up -

"Why is your son back now?"

The Count said to Ali in horror.

【Didn’t you say you were going to do a big project? 】

Yali didn't dare to look Cohen in the eye.

"Don't act like you're having an affair. I smell butterbeer," Cohen said coldly. "Besides, having an affair isn't much better than stealing beer."

【I really can’t help it! 】

Ali argued.

"I was just trying!" The Count tried to make excuses for himself. "I just got frustrated in love!"

"Is Hedwig the only female owl in the whole of England?" Cohen asked viciously. "Don't make such a high-sounding statement about failing to lick a dog!"

"And you, Yali! I didn't order you to stop drinking because I thought we should build a harmonious and friendly community! After all, this isn't a matter where you'll die if you disobey—"

Cohen turned and spoke to Yali.

"Do you think I'm not letting you drink because I'm afraid of spending money?"

No, isn't it?

"I'm protecting your physical and mental health!" Cohen said angrily. "What evil creature is so drunk? And you're getting drunk more and more easily! This means your resistance to alcohol is decreasing - this is quite different from the characteristics of other creatures. The more they drink, the higher their resistance becomes, but the more they drink, the easier it is for you to get drunk. If you keep going like this, you'll soon be corrupted by this stuff and become the world's last nightmare, running around mindlessly all day long, and finally being humanely destroyed by me."

"You mean I can drink now?" the Count asked curiously. "I'm drinking more and more now—"

"Drinking is bad for your kidneys," Cohen said calmly.

The Earl looked horrified. "I care so much about you, but you all turned a deaf ear to my words." Cohen said disappointedly, "Noble is more sensible. He only eats one sheep at a time when I raise it—"

Cohen's words stopped abruptly because he suddenly realized that something seemed to be missing from the box.

Cohen looked outside the wall, which had become transparent, perhaps by the Count or Ali. It faced Norbert's cave and the empty sheep pen.

The sheepfold is empty... empty...

"It's not a good dragon either," the Count said maliciously. "No better than the rest of us—you have to admit that pets aren't easy to keep."

A moment later, Norbert, Allie, and the Earl lined up outside the house according to their size.

As if to apologize, Norbert used his head to nudge a sheep that was charred by the flames towards Cohen, then carefully kicked his two front legs in front of him, and then lowered his head -

"You fucking moved me!"

Cohen swears in a rare outburst:

"But I raised over 300 sheep for you! And you ate them all?! And it's only been a few days?!"

"How can I support you like this? What's life like for other dragons? They sleep in caves every day and only eat once every few months. If I let you eat three or four a day, isn't that enough? Do you understand sustainable development? You should at least keep two!"

"You're so good! More than 300 of them are gone in one meal? What are you planning to do? Want to let the sheep bones mate and give birth to lambs for you to eat? There's no point in pretending to be pitiful. I'm a fucking Dementor. I have no feelings!"

Norbert was like a kitten who admitted his mistake - but Cohen knew that he "knew he was wrong, but he would do it again next time."

"If you eat more than 300 of them a day, you'll have to sleep in a cave for the next six months. There will be no more food for you."

"And you, Count, stop laughing. Go ahead and drink the wine you stole. If you become infertile in the future, I won't take you to see a doctor."

"Ali, you—"

I am your mother

"Then I'll inject you with some of my blood. I'm still your father."

Cohen countered.

"During work hours, call me by my job title. No connections allowed. I called you mom last time because the mom-charge trick is cool. No more drinking. Find a healthy hobby that any normal unicorn would have."

They all like drinking now.

"..."
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After training the three pets, Cohen resisted the urge to shoot them all.

None of them are worry-free, they are disobedient, especially Norbert.

Originally, he wanted to create a perfect food chain of "sheep eat grass, dragons eat sheep, dragons excrete feces, and feces feed grass", but Norbert couldn't control his mouth.

So the plan has changed. I'll starve it for a while so it can learn its lesson.

The butterbeer that Ali and the Earl stole from somewhere was confiscated by Cohen, and they received a stern warning from Cohen.

After leaving this heartwarming place, Cohen transformed back into a Dementor and returned to Azkaban.

But this time there was a new Dementor outside that Coin had never seen before.

It looked smaller than the other Dementors—Cohen had assumed that all Dementors looked exactly the same.

【dad?】

"???"

(End of this chapter)