Who let this Dementor into Hogwarts!

Chapter 234: Others kiss the boss's robe as a formality, but you kiss his tongue?!

Based on the location provided by the counter-spell, Cohen quickly locked onto a small rental house near London Station that was obscured by magic.

The three men with the silver keys were still kneeling down to worship the big eyes created by Cohen when they were about to die. They were simply the light of believers.

If these Silver Keys had a more sane faith, Cohen might have kept them as his thugs—but who could blame them for thinking only of "bringing doom to the world"? And they even wanted to resort to unorthodox speedrunning...

Cohen flew in from the balcony window, through the curtains covering the main room, and saw at a glance the three people huddled in front of the dressing mirror, kneeling devoutly under the red eyeball in the air.

As Cohen removed the spell, the bloodshot eyeball disappeared out of thin air, replaced by Cohen's Dementor form wearing a black cloak.

"I found you." Cohen said quietly.

"Oh Lord!" After seeing Cohen's true form emerge from thin air, contestant number two prostrated himself on the ground and said excitedly, "You finally... finally..."

"You've woken up..." Player No. 1 seemed to be about to kiss Cohen's robe, "The end of the world is coming... Thank you..."

Cohen felt that Contestant No. 1 seemed to have a record as a Death Eater. Only Death Eaters liked to kiss the boss's robes, and everyone trained by Voldemort was like that.

The two contestants who were going to die had already finished their speeches before their death. Now everyone's attention was focused on contestant number three, who had kept his head down and dared not speak.

Cohen looked at him because he was curious about what this relatively smart contestant No. 3 would say.

The other two contestants turned their heads and secretly cast urging glances at contestant number three - the Lord is here, why don't you say a few words to prove your loyalty?
"I... I feel..." Contestant No. 3 tried hard to make his voice as unclear as possible, even adding a Liverpool accent, in an attempt to make the remaining two contestants understand a terrible fact:

“The Lord is lying to us…”

Then, contestant number three quickly pulled out his wand from his waist.

"Avada Kedavra!"

If the Lord has awakened, He will not be killed by a death curse - because He is the source of the world, and things in dreams cannot harm the real Him.

If the Lord has not yet awakened, He will actually awaken because of the death in the dream.

If this talking Dementor was just a wizard somehow pretending to be one - then this Killing Curse would be able to directly expose his poor disguise.

If this was just an ordinary Dementor... Dementors can't speak, there's no possibility of that.

It only took contestant number three a moment to come up with the best way to prove the Lord's identity.

Contestant No. 1 and Contestant No. 2 were a step slow to react. They rushed towards Contestant No. 3 only when the green light had already hit Cohen, and knocked this believer who had acted disrespectfully towards the awakened God to the ground.

Even though Number Three was pinned to the ground by two big men, he kept his head held high and tried hard to see Cohen's reaction after being hit by the killing curse.

Cohen was unaffected.

"Is this how you greet each other?" Cohen asked.

"No, no, no, it's not!" Number Two crawled back to the ground in fear and knelt down to apologize to Cohen. "Lord, we are loyal, it's him—he is a traitor!"

As he spoke, Number Two pointed at Number Three tremblingly, indicating that they had not known before that Number Three was a traitor.

"Why does God's robe smell like lavender?" Number One suddenly licked his lips.

"It's because of the lavender-scented laundry detergent I use at home—wait a minute…" Cohen suddenly thought of something, "No, you're really sweet, aren't you?"

No, that's perverted, right? Others kissing on the robe is a formality, why is this person kissing with his tongue?
"?" Number One, who was being scolded, was completely bewildered. "?" Number Two had never seen a god who could scold people.

“???!!!” Number Three was almost convinced that Cohen was the awakened God - but Cohen’s sudden curse woke him up from his dizzy head.

Then they had no mind to think—or rather, they had no motivation to think.

Cohen drained their emotions and threw a disarming spell at them one by one at lightning speed, then rolled all three of them into his box.
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Cohen tied the three people tightly with a binding spell and threw them on the floor of the box room.

Sissoko and the little basilisk were standing nearby, staring.

"You've been very efficient in catching people these past two days," Sissoko exclaimed.

【Bonus, more food!】 the little basilisk cheered.

"Why..." Number Two said sadly, "Why did you become like this..."

"Are you disappointed to be human?" Cohen said with tired eyelids.

"Shouldn't you be awake already?" Number One said in disbelief, "Why would you attack us..."

"Shut up, you pervert who licked my robes," Cohen said angrily. "You used to be Voldemort's henchman, didn't you?"

"How do you know..." Number One said in surprise, "The old master's robes don't smell as good as yours... The Dark Lord's robes always have a smell of-"

"Do you really like being a masochist?" Cohen gave him a dangerous look. "Sophia, you can play with this person."

[Yay!] The little snake happily wrapped itself around contestant number one and dragged him aside, preparing to strangle him to death before eating him.

"We should choose some more effective measures..." Number Three turned his head in disappointment and said to Number Two, "This dream is too beautiful for Him... We have to kill-"

"You shut up too, you're in need of a lover." Cohen cast a tongue-locking spell on Number Three, then pointed his wand at the stunned Number Two, "Legitimate."

Cohen invaded the memory of contestant number two without any resistance.

Cohen's purpose in arresting them this time was to find out if there was any information about the remaining members of the Silver Key - it also made people feel insecure that there was a crazy organization that had been eyeing Cohen and his family.

Von Braun knew very little about the insiders because he was a member of the outer circle of the Silver Key - these three might be more experienced.

"List...list?" Cohen found something useful in No. 2's memories.

The Silver Keys have stopped accepting new members - because they have long been scattered.

Each faction operates independently, and they have various plans for Cohen.

The cowards who study how to protect themselves when the doomsday comes (Cohen remembered one of the cowards in the memory of the second member, and Cohen had met him during the summer vacation - Rupert, the rogue wizard who studies emotions).

A radical who wants to kill Coin so that he can understand his true nature and destroy the world (von Braun's brother Joshua - the tall Auror who was the first to be killed by Coin at Burke Manor).

The superstitious group who thought Cohen needed more sacrifices to wake up (there were ten of them in total, and they were very united, so they were all killed by Cohen on that day at the end of January).

And the conservatives who are trying every means to make Cohen disappointed in the world (the evil guys who are trying to destroy the good things in Cohen's life, the three people in front of him are the poor guys kicked out by the conservative group).

(End of this chapter)