Simulates history, but Chongzhen is the Divine Emperor at the beginning
Chapter 194: Crazy Together
Chapter 194: Crazy Together
[Does the Western Paradise really exist? ]
He stares at you intently: "This is completely different from the question of whether the heavens and the earth are a simulation!"
“Although I don’t want to believe that both the real and fake worlds are simulated by someone in the dark, your story is too real, so real that I can’t find any reason to refute it… I’ll just believe it for now.”
"But believing this doesn't mean I believe in the existence of the Western Paradise!"
"After all, you yourself said that you made up the Western Paradise to deceive people... and you have absolutely no evidence to prove its existence. No matter what you say, you will never convince me."
He said solemnly, "If the Western Paradise does not exist, then all your actions in this life have become acts of destruction. The people of the world have been deceived to death by your sweet words..."
"So, what are you going to do?"
These words are very straightforward and sincere, which at least proves that He has let go of many of His worries and is willing to communicate with you seriously.
If the Western Paradise is real, then He naturally has nothing to say. He can simply join in the chanting of "The Heavenly Venerable's grace is inexhaustible"... But if the Western Paradise is fake, if it's just an illusion, then the problem is serious!
[Even if you could reincarnate endlessly, it wouldn't change the outcome of your world-destroying this time... From now on, you will no longer be the saint who has spent three lifetimes trying to save the world, but a true world-destroying evil god!]
[No matter how great the God-Emperor's crimes are, they are not as great as a single hair of yours...]
So, what is your answer?
You naturally say, "There are no ifs and ifs, because the Western Paradise is real!"
[God Emperor:...]
[Well, there's no way to communicate now! ]
[Looking at the Divine Emperor's speechless expression as he rolled his eyes, you swore confidently, "Of course the Western Paradise is real! How could it be fake if I saw it with my own eyes?"]
You proudly pointed to the fertile fields: "There, per mu, wheat yields 100 million catties. Each wheat stalk has nine ears, and each ear has 10,000 plump, round kernels. The wheat stalks are taller than a person, and you can even lie down underneath to enjoy the cool air!"
"Look! There are ten thousand people sleeping under that wheat field!"
[God Emperor:...]
You pointed to the side again: "This is an acre of rice field. Each rice plant is two people tall. The yield is even higher than wheat, 10 billion catties per acre!"
"And they raise rice fish in the rice paddies here. There are carp, sharks, crocodiles... Oh! And even a blue whale!"
[God Emperor:...]
You pointed to the side again: "That's where people cultivate immortality. People get immortal techniques there for free, and with a little practice, they can become immortals!"
[“Fly through the sky, dodge through the earth, pluck the stars and grab the moon, nothing is impossible!”]
[God Emperor:...]
You point to the side again: "That's the Milk River..."
The Divine Emperor finally couldn't help but complain, "Wait a minute... isn't that a wheat field yielding a billion catties per mu? How did it turn into a river of milk again?"
[Are you casting space magic here?!]
You were stunned, so you took another look before nodding apologetically, "Your Majesty truly has a keen eye. I was mistaken. That is indeed a wheat field!"
【Divine Emperor: Joy!】
[The Divine Emperor finally broke down: I knew this Zhou Dianzi was a lunatic!]
Just now, He admitted that He did have some doubts, wondering if it was because His eyes were not right that He could not see the Western Paradise.
[But now it seems that your shabby logic is completely unreliable...]
[What Western Paradise? Chunchun, it's because you've been through so much pain in your three reincarnations that you've become mentally disturbed, to the point where you've developed overly surreal hallucinations!]
【This is a disease, you need to take medicine! 】
[No... The condition is so serious that medicine is useless. Let's just ask Hua Tuo to perform a craniotomy!]
[In short, the Divine Emperor no longer wants to chat with you: Normal people can only chat with normal people. If you chat with a psychopath for too long, it will be contagious...]
[But you refused to let Him go!] [Under the helpless, desperate gaze of the Divine Emperor, you grabbed His shoulders to prevent Him from escaping... and then enthusiastically dragged Him around, introducing Him to the dreamlike "Western Paradise" in your eyes!]
[No matter what, you refuse to admit that this beautiful Western Paradise in your eyes doesn't exist. The reason why outsiders can't see it is definitely because they are not on the same wavelength as you!]
[So as long as you establish such a Western Paradise worldview for Him, He will definitely be able to sync with you, and then He will be able to see...]
【…】
[So, in the days that followed, you dragged Him around the world, and every time you arrived at a place, you enthusiastically explained to Him what the scenery was like.]
"Your Majesty, look! This is the Honey River. Sweet honey flows throughout the river!"
"Your Majesty, look here! This is the Milk River. The river is filled with the finest milk. Whatever milk you want to drink, you can scoop it up... There's cow's milk, goat's milk, horse's milk, camel's milk... There's regular yogurt, dry yogurt, cheese, butter, milk tea..."
"Your Majesty, please watch... Never mind, Your Majesty, please drink!"
You enthusiastically scoop up a bowl of yogurt and offer it to the desperate God-Emperor...
The Divine Emperor stared at the empty bowl, his eyes twitching… but ultimately, he didn't dare argue with a mentally ill person, so he took a sip and, against his will, praised, "It's delicious!"
You smiled, unconcerned: "What's that? Just some ordinary yogurt... Your Majesty, try my bowl of butter!"
[So you scooped another bowl of air and handed it to the God-Emperor!]
[Divine Emperor: ...It's so delicious and spicy!]
[So, the helpless God Emperor has no choice but to taste all sorts of "delicacies" with you, and even praise them afterward... This is simply torture!]
[At first, the Divine Emperor was very nervous and his expression was always stiff.]
Gradually, the Divine Emperor's composure grew more strained, and he began to feel resistance...
[But resistance is useless. Every time your "delicacies" are placed before Him, He can only accept them against His will...]
【Later, the Divine Emperor gradually collapsed! 】
[He begins to give up on himself. Not only does he no longer accept the beautiful scenery and delicious food you point out, he even starts cursing at you!]
[But you still stick with me...]
[Later, the Divine Emperor began to beg for mercy and death.]
[“Heavenly Lord! I was wrong… I shouldn’t have killed people and massacred the entire city! I am guilty and I deserve to die! I wish I could dismiss myself!”]
[“Please, please give me a quick death…”]
[The Divine Emperor kneels on the ground, in a state of utter discomfiture never before experienced, weeping and wailing to you!]
But you extended your visible and invisible hands, and with both, you lifted Him up, saying earnestly, "Your Majesty, why have you done this? I am truly loyal!"
【loyalty?】
[The Divine Emperor laughs miserably...]
[So from that day on, He also went mad... He no longer prayed for death, nor did He curse you anymore. Faced with the "beautiful scenery" and "delicious food" you pointed out, He no longer resisted.]
[You tell Him what beautiful scenery there is, and He will admire it earnestly.]
[You tell Him what delicious food is in the bowl, and He savors it carefully.]
[Whatever you say, that's what it is. He won't have any opinions, he will only nod in agreement...]
[The bodies of the two madmen walked on the land of the Ming Dynasty, but their spirits had already entered the Western Paradise! ]
[The Western Paradise seems to have truly arrived...]
……
(End of this chapter)
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