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Chapter 65 Are You Jealous?
What does it mean that one sentence killed the chat?

Fu Liuniang's question: "Are you also here to be my sister's husband?"

The atmosphere in the field immediately became stagnant.

Many things just need to be known to everyone, and once they are pointed out, it will inevitably be embarrassing.

Fu Erniang immediately grabbed Fu Liumei's ears and said, "You are so stupid, Fu Liu. You are always so silly, and now you are talking nonsense. I will tear your mouth apart."

"Sister, it hurts, it hurts... You're trying to tear my mouth apart, why are you grabbing my ears and won't let go..."

The two sisters immediately started playing around as if no one was around.

"..."

Li Yi looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his mouth, pretending not to see anything.

But he secretly laughed a little.

He originally thought that Fu Er Niang was old and had her own ideas in mind, and would be more difficult to deal with than a naive girl of thirteen or fourteen years old.

When we met just now, judging from her words and actions, she really had the demeanor of a queen.

But seeing the Fu sisters playing around.

Li Yi felt that although Fu Er Niang was more mature than a teenage girl, she had been raised in the mansion for many years and her mind was not that complicated.

At most, he would just act a little bit willful and mischievous, such as sending a knight to the palace for an examination.

Compared with those "well-informed" girls in later generations, Fu Er Niang can be considered simple.

"General Li, please help me stop my sister!" Fu Liumei was still young and naturally could not defeat Fu Erniang.

Unexpectedly, the little girl ran behind Li Yi, grabbed the corner of his clothes and shouted for help.

Li Yi was speechless. It was clearly the first time they met, but Fu Liumei, who had been timid before, quickly became less shy.

Do I really look like I have no deterrent power at all?

But there is really no point in showing off in front of women.

A man can only show his strength by leaning against the weak to demonstrate.

That's a sad life indeed...

Besides, there were two graceful ladies playing around him.

Isn’t it pleasing to the eye?

Li Yi was determined to just watch and not get involved, and he feasted his eyes on the two sisters chasing and playing.

However, the veil that Fu Erniang wore was so tight that her features were not revealed at all when she opened and closed her veil.

Although Fu Liumei is very good-looking, Fu Erniang should not be much worse...but that may not be the case, after all, they are not born of the same mother.

By the way, Fu Er Niang and the Queen have the same father and mother.

Li Yi had seen the appearance of the Queen of Great Talismans when she was rewarded after returning from the expedition.

Although it was just a quick glance, I could see clearly that the Queen of Talismans was naturally extremely beautiful.

Fu Er Niang must be no bad... Li Yi couldn't help but sigh secretly, before he even started to care about beauty or ugliness.

It took a while before Fu Er and Fu Liu stopped playing.

Maybe he felt that it was not right for Li Yi to have watched him for so long.

Fu Erniang smoothed her hair and suddenly smiled. "General Li seemed to have said that he knew a little bit about music, chess, calligraphy, painting, swords, spears, and clubs?"

"Right, Xian'er?"

Upon hearing this, the maid Xian'er nodded hesitantly.

Fu Erniang continued, "If that's true, General Li is a man of both civil and military talents."

"I have witnessed General Li's martial arts skills in my courtyard before. His riding and archery skills are amazing and unmatched in the world."

"I wonder if General Li's three arrow bursts have any origin or name?"

Li Yi said modestly, "Second Madam, you are too kind. It's just a trivial skill."

"Those three arrows don't have much of a history; I just practiced them casually. As for the name... I jokingly call them Three Stars in a Row."

Fu Erniang pondered and said, "Three stars in a row... that's quite appropriate."

At this point, she chuckled, as clear and sweet as pearls falling on a plate.

"General Li's martial arts are indeed well-known. Right now, I am more curious about his literary talent..."

Yo ho!

Is this a chance for me to perform?

Li Yi smiled secretly in his heart.

Of course, he had a pretty good impression of the two ladies of the Fu family, and marrying the daughter of King Wei would be a great benefit to him.

Li Yi still wants to try his best.

Thinking of this, he chuckled and said, "I wonder what kind of literary talent Second Lady wants to see?"

"Whatever General Li is capable of, I will naturally follow."

She is indeed a mature woman of her age. Even though she has less experience and knowledge, her words and actions are very measured.

Li Yi grumbled in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He said modestly, "I don't know much, just a little bit. I'm afraid to make you two ladies laugh."

Fu Erniang smiled but said nothing. However, Fu Liumei, who was standing next to her, suggested excitedly, "Sister always forces me to practice calligraphy. I can't suffer this alone. Why don't you write a piece of calligraphy too?"

Fu Liumei really has a childish nature. Perhaps for her, practicing calligraphy is a painful thing, so she wants to drag others to suffer as well.

Good guy... Li Yi sneered when he heard that.

If it were other time travelers, they might be able to copy poems and invent something, but asking them to write calligraphy would probably be too much to ask.

After all, not everyone in modern society likes this.

Many people may practice calligraphy, but most of them use hard pens, and the proportion of people who practice brush calligraphy is not high.

It just so happens that Li Yi not only practiced hard pen writing in his previous life, but also practiced brush writing.

Perhaps because he came from a poor family, Li Yi studied very hard and wanted to learn everything. Although he learned a lot of different things, he learned a lot.

Among them, calligraphy is one of his strengths.

He also did not fall behind in this life. Even if he did not have the conditions, he would create them to practice. His calligraphy and painting skills were quite good.

"Then I'll make a fool of myself!"

With a command, the servants in the other courtyard set up a table in the yard and found writing brushes, ink, paper and inkstone.

Fu Erniang personally ground the ink for Li Yisu.

"Thank you, Madam Fu Er."

Li Yi thanked him and then picked up the brush. Just as he was about to start writing, he suddenly stopped.

Madam Fu Er couldn't help but wonder, "General Li, what's wrong?"

She thought Li Yi was showing his weakness, and a hint of disappointment flashed in her eyes.

Yes... after all, he is just a warrior, and it is extremely rare for him to have such superb riding and shooting skills.

Do we really expect others to have such high literary attainments?
Although she comforted herself in this way, Fu Er Niang could not hide her disappointment.

After all, she finally met a man who interested her.

The other party has a heroic appearance and is skilled in martial arts. If his cultural attainments were higher... How could there be such a perfect man in the world?

Fu Erniang shook her head secretly, and the grinding movement of her hands unconsciously slowed down.

Li Yi looked at Fu Erniang who seemed a little dazed, and suddenly grinned.

He was certainly not showing any fear just now, but he was hesitant about what to write.

But now... since there is a chance to show off, why not show off?
There may not be a second time for such a good opportunity as this one where the lady of the Fu family will take the initiative to come to me.

Thinking of this, he immediately picked up his pen, dipped it in ink and started writing.

In a flash, Li Yi's pen moved as fast as the wind and as fast as a dragon, writing on the paper with a focused and serious expression.

Fu Erniang's eyes and brows were hidden under the veil, and she seemed to be staring closely at Li Yi through the black gauze.

It is said that serious men are very attractive. A man who is already good-looking will become doubly charming when he is serious.

At the same time, Fu Liumei curiously moved closer to Li Yi and read out the following words:

"The east wind blows thousands of flowers into bloom at night. It blows down stars like rain. The road is filled with the fragrance of BMW and carved carriages..."

Fu Erniang was suddenly startled and woke up from her trance, and heard her sixth sister's muttering.

She didn't care about the distinction between men and women, and moved to the other side of Li Yi to look at the paper:
"The phoenix flute plays, the jade pot shines, and fish and dragons dance all night long.

Moer snow willow golden strands.The smile is full of fragrance.

I searched for her everywhere. Suddenly I turned around and saw her——

But that person is there, where the lights are dim."

"..."

Xin Qiji's "Qingyu'an Lantern Festival" is so well written that it is a must-have for time travelers to copy the poem and pick up girls.

Many people think that copying poetry is uncool, but Li Yi doesn't think so. Since he copied the poem himself, he is the original author, so what's the big deal?
Besides, if history were really changed, it would be unknown whether the original author would still be born.

Li Yike does not have such extreme moral cleanliness.

As for why he had never copied poems, it was simply because he felt they would be useless. No matter how well he copied the poems, his position in the Imperial Guards would not be promoted.

Since it could be used to pick up girls, he naturally copied it without any pressure.

"What do you think, Madam?"

Li Yi signed the four words "Xiajin Li Yi" at the end, and then put his pen to paper, completing it in one go.

"It's so well written."

Fu Erniang muttered to herself, her eyes fixed on the paper, unable to move them away.

Throughout history, there have been countless people who write poems and lyrics, but it is rare to find masterpieces that can be passed down through the ages.

And this poem in front of her... Fu Erniang believed that she had a good understanding of poetry.

She had never heard of such amazing and brilliant words before, and it was definitely not written by anyone before.

Even if it is lost, at least there will be some fragments left behind...

Suddenly, Fu Erniang sighed and said, "I wonder which woman could be so favored by General Li that he could write such a... such a famous piece for her."

At this moment, Fu Erniang seemed a little lonely. She naturally understood the artistic conception expressed in the poems.

It is unlikely that love poems and lyrics will be surpassed if they can be written to this level.

But this poem was written by the man in front of me for another woman... God is so unfair!

Why are some women so beloved that some people are willing to write famous poems for them?

And I can only be raised in seclusion and no one knows me.

Fu Erniang couldn't help feeling sad for a moment, "I am so lonely and no one appreciates my beauty, while other flowers are so beautiful and many people love them."

"Ahem—" Li Yi coughed lightly and organized his words.

Is this jealous?
He naturally noticed Fu Erniang's disappointment and couldn't help but find it a little funny, thinking to himself: Brother still has some charm.

Then, Li Yi made up a story: "This poem was written by chance in my dream on the night of the Lantern Festival two years ago. Today is the first time I have published it."

His words also provide some background information for this poem.

As for whether others believe it or not?
You can find the original author first... Anyway, Li Yi is the first to publish it, so the right of interpretation is all his.

Fu Erniang forced a smile and said, "It seems that the woman in General Li's dream must have been incredibly beautiful, which is why the general still remembers her so much."

"Beautiful, extremely beautiful!"

Li Yi nodded slightly. "She looks like this, with skin as white as cream, almond eyes, a beautiful nose, and two eyebrows that are as curved as crescent moons..."

Fu Erniang was listening quietly at first, but the more she listened, the more she felt something was wrong - why did the description seem to be about herself?

She couldn't help but secretly glance at Li Yi.

Through the veil, the other person's face seems a little unreal, as if shrouded in fog, making people want to find out what's going on.

Fu Erniang had an urge to lift the veil and observe the other person carefully.

But I finally endured it...

"Alas, if I could see it in this world, I would die without regrets!"

Li Yi sighed in a pretentious manner.

In fact, the woman in the dream he just described was a fictional character based on the appearance and features of the Great Queen Fu he had met and Fu Liumei who was standing next to him.

The three Fu sisters all have the same father, and Fu Da and Fu Er are siblings from the same mother.

There are naturally similarities.

Fu Erniang subconsciously compared herself with the person in Li Yi's dream, and inevitably felt that the person he was talking about was like herself.

But the man in front of her has never seen her true face... Is there really such a thing as destined fate?
Fu Erniang couldn't help but start to have wild thoughts.

Fu Liumei on the side obviously didn't think much about it.

The little girl supported herself on the table with both hands, wishing she could put her face close to the words written by Li Yi.

After looking at it for a while, Fu Liumei suddenly exclaimed, "Sister, look, these characters all look different!"

“There’s no difference in the words…”

Fu Erniang came back to her senses and just as she uttered a few words, she suddenly stopped.

She was so focused on the words that she didn't notice the words on the paper.

Fu Erniang quickly lifted the veil a little and took a closer look.

The whole poem is divided into five sections, and the writing style of each section is different.

"Ou, Yan, Liu..." Fu Erniang couldn't help but be stunned.

I only know the origins of the first three types of writing styles.

The latter two are unheard of!

Li Yi stopped abruptly when he heard Fu Erniang only read out the names of "Ou, Yan, and Liu".

He couldn't help but laugh.

Fu Er Niang would definitely not recognize the latter two types.

Because one of them is the only one among the "Four Masters of Regular Script" who was not from the Tang Dynasty - Zhao Mengfu's "Zhao style".

The other is the Slender Gold style of the famous "Northern Hunting Emperor" Song Huizong Zhao Ji.

Fu Erniang asked softly, "I wonder who General Li learned these last two brushstrokes from?"

Li Yi said shamelessly: "I created it myself!"

Fu Erniang had no doubt about it and praised it, saying, "The first three brushstrokes are similar in form, but lack spirit. However, it is not a big deal."

"As for the latter two... they are quite unique."

Hearing this, Li Yi couldn't help but look at Fu Er Niang a few more times.

This woman has something... The review is spot on!
To put it bluntly, Li Yi's brushwork is just copied, and naturally it can't be as agile as the original author.

Since the brushwork of the three artists "Ou, Yan and Liu" can be used as a reference, people with some attainments in calligraphy can naturally see the difference.

The calligraphy styles of the two Zhaos have not yet been published, so Li Yi is the undisputed original creator.

In the absence of a reference, Li Yi, as the original creator, is definitely the first version.

Who can find any fault with it?
Fu Erniang obviously loved this calligraphy very much, and her hands kept stroking the paper.

After hesitating for a long time, she said embarrassedly, "General Li, can you give this calligraphy to me?"

"Sure, Madam, take it!"

Li Yi was very straightforward and did not hesitate at all.

It's just a piece of calligraphy, he can write as much as he wants.

Fu Erniang was stunned for a moment, then immediately bowed, her voice tinged with joy: "Thank you, General Li, for giving up your love."

"Love poems match beautiful women, and heroes love their wives. It's only natural."

Li Yi made up a rhyme casually, but as soon as he said it, he felt something was wrong.

Why does it feel like I'm teasing her?
Unexpectedly, Fu Er Niang was not angry, but laughed instead.

"And me, and me..."

Fu Liumei was unhappy when she heard this. She grabbed Li Yi's arm and shook it hard: "If you want to give something to my sister, you have to give it to me too. Otherwise, I will... I will never talk to you again."

The little girl's threats had no deterrent effect.

But Li Yi still smiled and said, "Next time you come over, I'll bring you a flying wooden bird, okay?"

"A flying wooden bird?"

Fu Liumei became excited instantly, her beautiful big eyes widened, and she kept asking Li Yi where he had hidden the bird, asking him to take it out for her to play with.

Li Yi was troubled by the little girl's harassment, fortunately Fu Er Niang pulled her sister away in time.

"General Li, after this farewell, I don't know when we will meet again. Perhaps by then, you will have already forgotten me."

Before leaving, Fu Erniang suddenly stopped at the gate of the courtyard, was silent for a while, and left these words.

Then, he left quickly without looking back.

"Why do I suddenly find that Madam Fu Er is easier to deal with, but it's his father Fu Yanqing who is the harder one?"

Li Yi stared at Fu Erniang's back, shook his head and smiled bitterly.

I never saw what the other person looked like from beginning to end, and yet we met in such a confused way?

This reminded Li Yi of blind dates in later generations.

It is also a process of two strangers slowly developing feelings from nothing to something.

It's just that women in this era have less room for choice...

(End of this chapter)