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Chapter 100 My brother-in-law’s bird is really fun

Wait for Li Yi to come out of the room.

The two sisters of the Fu family had already sat down at the stone table, but strangely, Fu Liumei was pouting and seemed to be sulking.

He didn't ask any more questions, but walked straight to the two sisters and put a few things on the table.

Two small wooden sticks carved with bird heads, a dozen thin bamboo strips, four palm-sized oilcloths in the shape of wings, two grooved copper hooks, and several thin rubber bands tanned with animal tendon glue.

Seeing these things, Fu Liumei no longer cared about being angry. She hurried over and picked up the bird-head wooden stick to fiddle with it.

She muttered, "Is this a flying wooden bird? Why doesn't it look like it can fly..."

Li Yi explained: "A stick alone can't fly, so you have to put these things together."

In fact, what he made is what later generations called the "Lu Ban Bird". You can buy the parts for a few dollars online and put them together.

But there was no online shopping in this era, so Li Yi could only use his identity to find the craftsmen who supervised the production and hand-made these parts.

"If you put them together...can they fly?" Fu Er Niang was also a little curious.

"Yes."

Li Yi smiled and nodded. After he got these things, he had put them together and tested them, so he was naturally confident.

"Hurry up, hurry up, I want to play."

Fu Liumei still had the mind of a child, and immediately grabbed Li Yi's arm and shook it to urge him on.

"Okay, I'll fight right away."

It was not difficult to assemble the ready-made parts, and Li Yi quickly assembled two "Lu Ban Birds".

"Yeah, it really looks like a bird."

Fu Liumei picked up a wooden bird and played with it lovingly.

"Brother-in-law, how is it going to fly?" The little girl seemed to have gotten used to calling the word "brother-in-law" and had completely forgotten what her sister had just told her.

Li Yi smiled, held up another wooden bird, hung the thin rubber band on the copper hook, then wrapped the rubber band around and tightened it, and then used his hands to fiddle with it to tighten it.

Then he raised the wooden bird high, pushed it forward, and released his hand at the same time.

“Flutter flutter—”

Suddenly, a magical scene appeared. The wooden bird seemed to come alive, flapping its oilcloth wings and flying into the air.

“It’s flying, it’s really flying…”

Fu Liumei widened her eyes, her face filled with uncontrollable excitement, and she quickly chased after the flying wooden bird, cheering as she did so.

"I cut a piece of wood into a bird, and when it was finished, it flew for three days without landing... I never thought that what was recorded in the book would be true."

Fu Erniang's attention was also attracted. As the wooden bird flew away, she couldn't help muttering to herself.

"It can't fly for three days. It will fall down after floating in a circle."

Li Yi chuckled and turned to look at Fu Erniang's profile. Her eyes, curved like the moon, made people feel like spring breeze even without smiling. They were bright as a mirror and full of timeless charm.

Many beauties in the world can only be viewed from a distance and not up close, because they will not appear as beautiful when you are up close.

But Fu Erniang's beauty stood the test of time. Even if you got close enough to see the fine hairs on her cheeks, you still couldn't find any flaws.

Thinking that this woman who is as beautiful as a treasure will become my wife in the near future.

Li Yi suddenly felt an itch in his heart, as if a cat was scratching inside... He cautiously reached out his hand. "What did General Li say? I didn't hear clearly... Ah!"

Upon hearing this, Fu Erniang turned her head to look at Li Yi, but before she could finish her words, she suddenly exclaimed.

"General Li, you, you..." Fu Erniang's body suddenly froze, and her voice trembled, unable to utter complete words.

She didn't expect the other party to be so bold... Feeling the slightly rough touch on the back of her hand, she was a little overwhelmed for a moment and forgot to resist.

At the same time, Li Yi secretly placed his palm on the back of Fu Erniang's hand. Seeing that she did not have any violent reaction, he went further and directly held her entire hand.

So smooth and tender... Li Yi became bolder and bolder. He pulled Fu Er Niang's hand closer and began to caress it gently.

Although he is not an expert in love, when it comes to dating girls, he has seen pigs run even though he has never eaten pork.

For example, in the future, if a girl asks you out, if you just wait for her to take the initiative, you may not have the next chance... No matter whether the other party is willing or not, as long as she doesn't intend to resist at the risk of her life, you can do some bad things to her.

What's more, he and Fu Erniang have already started talking about marriage, and the other party has taken the initiative to come to him... Is there anything for a grown man like him to be shy about?
Women don’t love bad men. If you have the chance to take advantage of him, and still pretend to be a gentleman...that’s an idiot!
"Don't, don't be here..."

Fu Erniang was spoiled and had never experienced any storms. She was no match for Li Yi in courage. She subconsciously tried to pull her hand out, but couldn't. She couldn't help but sound pleading.

Upon hearing this, Li Yi knew that the other party was not disgusted, so he immediately said some soft words to coax her: "It's okay, no one comes here, it's only a matter of time for Er Niang and I to get together, just let me touch you a few times, I promise I won't go too far."

"It's all because Second Mother is so beautiful. She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. I'm so happy... I'd be willing to die if I could marry her."

Facts have proved that women love to hear sweet words. Fu Erniang already had a good impression of Li Yi. After being coaxed and comforted, she stopped struggling and seemed to acquiesce to Li Yi's little actions.

However, soon, Li Yi was no longer satisfied with just touching the little hand. He became more lustful and couldn't help but put his head close to Fu Er Niang.

"You, don't come over here..." Fu Er Niang suddenly became like a frightened little white rabbit. Feeling Li Yi's breath on her face, her face immediately turned red and her ears became hot.

"Second Mother, you smell so good."

Li Yi sniffed and found that besides the rouge and powder, there was a faint fragrance wafting in the air. He wondered if it was the legendary virgin body fragrance.

Fu Erniang's body trembled slightly, and her breathing became faster and faster, appearing extremely rapid. She turned her face away and said with a trembling voice, "That's enough. No, no more..."

As she spoke, she struggled to stand up. Li Yi saw this and had to stop, reluctantly letting go of her little hand.

After all, there must be a limit to taking advantage, too much is as bad as too little... Fu Erniang was born into a noble family, and the fact that she allowed Li Yi to be so presumptuous already showed her intentions.

"Sister, sister."

At this moment, Fu Liumei came running over, holding a wooden bird. The little girl looked excited, and it seemed that she was very satisfied with the gift Li Yi brought.

Coming up to the two of them, she picked up the wooden bird on the table again, holding one in each hand and giggling, "Brother-in-law's bird is so fun, it flies so high. Sister, let's play together."

Whose bird?
It’s no wonder Li Yi thought too much, this statement is really too ambiguous... What a sin!
"You, all you do is play. Come on, we should go back."

Fu Erniang didn't think much about it, but the ambiguity between her and Li Yi just now made her feel guilty, and she didn't dare to stay here any longer.

She had originally mustered up great courage and wanted to meet Li Yi and talk to him. After all, the last time they met, the other party didn't even know what she looked like.

Fu Erniang always felt a little regretful... Women's minds are like this, they care about different things than men.

However, she didn't expect that this guy would take advantage of her before she could even say a few words... But she didn't refuse him and even felt a little bit happy about it. She felt very embarrassed when she thought about Fu Er Niang.

"General Li, my concubine and Sixth Sister will not disturb you any more."

Fu Erniang didn't dare to look directly into Li Yi's eyes. She lowered her head and bowed, then hurriedly pulled her sister away.

(End of this chapter)