My portable grandfather refreshes every week

Chapter 69: Feelings are a nuisance
"Uncle, are you really from the Star Column?" Xue Lufen looked at the uncle with a bit of a "comedian" temperament in confusion.

Just now, he had been chatting with the uncle for a long time, and it felt like he was chatting with some little villain in Marvel.

After experiencing the madness of the old undead and the wisdom of the great sage, he felt that he could make friends with any old man without changing his expression.

But it seems like he really can't get along with this comedian-like uncle Xue Lufen.

"Of course, this is my one-star medal of honor, representing that I've dealt with the end of a civilization. Oh, and I just sealed a newborn evil god not long ago, which can be considered saving the world again. As long as I report back to base, I'll get two stars."

The uncle with stubble on his face excitedly pointed to the seven-pointed star pattern on his chest.

"Young man, if you can find a way to help me contact headquarters, I will teach you the method of becoming stronger with 'Love Unlimited'. Look, this is my Noble Phantasm, the Holy Sword of Beloved!"

The uncle instantly pulled out an ordinary broken sword, which did not resemble the "holy sword" he mentioned at all.

Xue Lufen rubbed his temples with a headache.

He can't handle being familiar.

The uncle continued to chatter on: "Look, look, the Holy Sword of Beloved! As long as there is love, this sword will burst out with the power to cut through planets."

Xue Lufen immediately sat up and was no longer sleepy.

He took the uncle's broken sword, and no matter how he used it, it could not exert any power. It was no different from a 50-yuan item sold at a street stall.

"No, no, no, it takes the power of love to pick up this sword, just like this." The uncle picked up the broken sword, and the next moment, his expression changed. He no longer had the temperament of a comedian, and instantly looked like a survivor in a doomsday world, full of vicissitudes and perseverance.

The next moment, a blade of light shot up into the sky from the broken sword. Xue Lufen was shocked, fearing that he might accidentally pierce through his own consciousness space.

"Okay, okay, put away your magical power." Xue Lufen immediately stopped him from thinking about making the sword longer again.

He felt that his compatibility with this treasure was too poor. He only thought that this thing was a weapon that could only be used by the male and female protagonists in anime. The male and female protagonists held the holy sword on the left and right, and the power of love burst out with unparalleled sword light.

Then aim at the villain and give him a standard "Love is Infinite"!
Finally, I said to the villain's corpse, "There is only one reason why you failed, because you don't understand love!"

He imagined replacing the male protagonist in the scene with himself... holding the same sword as the other woman...

I can’t imagine…

So, Xue Lufen can't get along with this hot-blooded and stupid uncle who always talks about "love".

"Young man, don't you have someone you want to protect for the rest of your life?" The uncle looked at Xue Lufen with amusement, like a seagull that had heard gossip.

"No……"

"You've never been in love since you were a child?" The uncle was shocked and looked at Xue Lufen.

"No, there were many girls surrounding me before, but I scolded them away." Xue Lufen said bluntly.

The uncle's eyes began to sympathize. He couldn't imagine it. Finally, he sighed and said, "Or, you should find a girlfriend..."

"No, I want to be a partner of justice. Feelings and such are a hindrance." Xue Lufen rejected the uncle's nonsense without hesitation.

Once upon a time, he always thought that his nonsense was the best in the world, but he didn't expect that there were still masters.

"Uh..." The uncle seemed to be completely defeated. He rolled back to the corner of his consciousness space in shame and put himself together with the pile of treasures.

Xue Lufen no longer cared about the comedian uncle this time.

In the middle of summer, he opened the refrigerator and took out the orange-flavored soda that he had forgotten about for a long time.

The cicadas outside the house chirped incessantly, and his thoughts could not help but recall the time when he met the old ghost. At that time, he was still a clear-headed young man, but now he has become an old man.

Oh right, school starts!
He immediately opened his phone and saw that the university registration time was August 8th.

He looked at today again and it was already August 8rd.

New students need to undergo military training and report one week in advance.

Xue Lufeng's college entrance examination results were very ideal. Although he was not the first in the city, he was also in the top ten. Therefore, he was successfully admitted to a local key university of science and technology.

Although it is not the top-notch institution, it is also top-notch, and most importantly, it is close to home.

HKUST is 8 kilometers west of his home. His home is already in the suburbs, but he didn't expect that HKUST is in an even more suburban location.

This distance is the type that allows me to go home and sleep after school instead of having to stay in the dormitory.

While preparing for the start of school, he looked at the uncle in the consciousness space.

He took out a photo. Xue Lufen couldn't see the photo, but the uncle smiled warmly. The smile was very pure, as if he was meeting an old friend of many years.

He really doesn't have any scheming thoughts, he's even purer than the old undead.

To put it bluntly, he's stupid.

"Hey, uncle, if you're bored, would you like to read the stories in my world?" Xue Lufen walked into the consciousness space and handed the phone to the uncle.

"The story of your world?" The uncle put away the photos, picked up the phone suspiciously, and after flipping through it twice, he knew how to use it.

Xue Lufen felt that he was from an interstellar civilization after all. Although he looked stupid, he should be immune to low-tech products like mobile phones.

"Wow, this is really a very good and advanced magic product!" the uncle exclaimed.

Xue Law: “???”

That’s not right. For your interstellar civilization, shouldn’t mobile phones be low-level information products?

What's wrong?

"Well, isn't it normal for interstellar civilizations to not have such efficient magic products? After all, the portal is only a third-level magic, and a magician in a small place might be able to figure it out, right? As long as there are enough third-level magicians, wouldn't they be able to communicate normally with other civilizations?" The uncle didn't know why Xue Falun was confused.

"On the contrary, this magical product of yours uses the element of lightning, right? This creation, formed by the combination of gold, earth, and lightning elements, has such powerful information transmission capabilities. Can I dismantle it?"

"Wait... wait... let me sort out my thoughts..." Xue Lufen suddenly had a very shocking and terrifying idea.

"You mean, as long as you know how to use a third-level portal, you can communicate with other civilizations?" Xue Lufen continued to ask.

His breathing became rapid, and his pupils were filled with shock, confusion, doubt and bewilderment.

"What else?" the uncle asked.

"That means that many feudal lords, and even slave civilizations, can become interstellar civilizations as long as they can create portals?" Xue Lufen asked in shock again.

"Yeah, isn't that common sense? You call this a 'mobile phone', right? This magical product is much more valuable than planetary transmission. So, can I dismantle it?"

"cannot!"

(End of this chapter)