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Chapter 37: A lunatic version of ancient Greece?

This is the only thought in the minds of the gods now.

Whether it was the nymphs, the Muses, or Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite who were originally at loggerheads over the golden apple, they all stared blankly at Xue Falun who was thinking.

Not only the goddesses, but even the male gods who were originally watching the fun were all stunned with their mouths wide open, and they didn't even notice that the wine glasses slipped from their fingers.

At this moment, for the Greek gods, who are all obsessed with looks, love-brains and hero fans, this thinking human being is as beautiful as a natural elf, which makes them feel passionate.

"Father God, I think I believe in love..."

Whether it was the male god or the goddess, they all began to have such thoughts.

Xue Lufen had no idea how attractive his face, which originally looked like a big boy in a special effects drama, and the mysterious and unique charm formed after the fusion with the old undead spirit, would be to the Greeks.

For the Greek guys who are controlled by small heads, Xue Fa Lun's arrival is no less exciting than the goblins seeing the female knight.

The main thing is its uniqueness, a uniqueness that is unique in Greece. This uniqueness constitutes the "beauty" that is unique in Greece.

Xue Lufen never expected that when he came to this strange world, the first danger he faced was not those horrible monsters or those wars involving countless countries, but a large group of Greek gods and goddesses looking at him with hungry eyes.

They have even started raising the flag!

And in this seemingly still time, an apple suddenly fell and hit Xue Lufeng on the head, interrupting his thoughts, and also interrupting the gods on Mount Olympus who were almost holding their breath.

Xue Lufen also broke free from his thoughts and caught the apple that hit him on the head.

The golden color and dazzling light are exactly the golden apple in mythology, and it was also the fuse of the Trojan War.

He raised his head and suddenly found that he had become the focus of the whole audience. Both the male gods and the goddesses cast fiery glances at him. The virgin goddesses were okay, but the goddesses like Muses seemed to want to eat him up.

"Ahem, handsome son of a human, are you willing to become my dependent?" On the main seat, Zeus, who was like a crescent moon, looked old, but his muscular body and extraordinary domineering aura made him look even more wild and majestic.

But after he said that, he felt that he was too blunt. Seeing the contemptuous looks from the other gods around him, he coughed awkwardly and took back his words.

"Father God, I made a mistake. I originally wanted to bring the mortal Paris, but it seems I found the wrong person." The messenger Hermes whispered to Zeus.

But all the gods present heard it and were stunned. Hera, Athena and Aphrodite were at loggerheads over the ownership of the golden apple, so Zeus ordered Hermes to go to the underworld to find a handsome mortal (Paris) to confirm the ownership of the golden apple.

But Hermes seemed to have brought the wrong person.

"Hermes, you did a great job! You led us well!"

The male gods and goddesses all thought so in their hearts.

Zeus then immediately changed his tone and said, "Son of man, please tell the gods your name, and you will be the owner of the golden apple."

The "wallfacer" of the golden apple was not chosen randomly. As the prince of Troy, Paris would directly or indirectly cause the Trojan War no matter which goddess he chose.

The gods wanted to use the Trojan War to spread their faith, and Zeus wanted to use the Trojan War to launch the Odyssey, so according to the original plan, Paris was the only candidate for the golden apple.

But the sudden appearance of Xue's Law made the scene at this moment seem particularly different. Even Zeus couldn't help but think that Troy would be discussed later. There were many excuses to cause the Trojan War.

Now, he wants to know everything about this beautiful young man!
Holding the golden apple, Xue Lufeng bowed slightly to Zeus, the Father, and then to the three goddesses. This greatly increased the favorability of the gods present. After all, Zeus had just directly invited this mortal to become his wife, an offer that no mortal hero could refuse. Even if he had to sell hooks, what harm would that do?

To become a follower of Zeus is to ascend to heaven in one step.

However, this mortal's polite refusal not only gave Zeus face, but also showed his nobleness in not wanting to sell hooks and become a god overnight. This actually made the gods more favorable towards him.

Even Zeus, who was politely rejected, did not feel any resentment.

"Gods above, my name is Xuedelus. I am not a hero, just a scholar who studies the truth." Xue Falu introduced himself using a pseudonym.

In Greece, you cannot use your real name, as there is more than one way to attack or curse you personally through your real name.

The gods all whispered and nodded, preparing to investigate privately.

Then, he looked at the golden apple in his hand, on which was engraved the divine pattern "Dedicated to the most beautiful goddess", and Xue Lufen realized that he was in big trouble.

But this is both a trouble and the best opportunity for him to obtain the protection.

At this time, the three goddesses all stepped forward, like three peacocks spreading their tails, to compete for the title of the most beautiful goddess. At the same time, they also wanted to show their feelings to this beautiful son of man.

"My beautiful son of man, I am Hera, the Queen of Heaven. I can give you supreme power. You will become the King of Greece, the lord of heroes, the true king of heroes. And after your death, you will enter Olympus and serve me forever." Hera, the Queen of Heaven, who was as graceful and elegant as a noble lady, took the lead in putting forward her conditions.

Zeus' eyes lit up. He was not angry at all because his wife Hera wanted someone to serve her. Instead, he was very happy!

Athena is a little stronger than other goddesses, but her muscles are not bloated. Instead, she shows a healthy beauty like a female leopard. Just like in the story, her condition is to give strength and wisdom.

And Aphrodite, the goddess who seems to integrate purity and charm into herself, also gives love.

Looking at the three goddesses looking directly at him, Xue Lufa held an apple in his hand.

Time goes back half an hour.

Xue Falun discussed the plan of action with the great sage.

"Old Deng, do you really think I can steal the limelight from Paris?" Xue Lufen pointed at himself.

"It's not about being able to, it's about being certain. To people of that era, your characteristics were as conspicuous as a succubus."

Xue Lu continued to add, not giving up hope: "Can we take this opportunity to kill Zeus directly? Use the power of cursed blood."

"Impossible. As long as he is under the concept of 'sky', the Heavenly Father is an absolutely immortal monster. He will be resurrected no matter what." The great sage said the information he saw and then looked at Xue Fa Lun.

"Is it another thing with full immortality?" Xue Lufen thought thoughtfully.

When he faced the Lich King before, it was also the same undead monster. He could only use the volcano to destroy it. But when he wanted to face Zeus...

"The underworld!" Xue Fa Lun expressed his thoughts. At this moment, he thought of the oldest Pikachu with an exhibitionist fetish.

"Lure Zeus to the underworld!"

(End of this chapter)