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Chapter 90: "Not Short of Money" contains private goods! It became popular all over the country in one night

"quite funny!"

Liu Shishi, Tang Yan, and Yang Mi all had low sense of humor, but now they were all laughing so hard that they were shaking.

In the Spring Festival Gala studio, Jing Tian, ​​who was sitting at a table watching the performance, was also smiling.

While finding it funny, they couldn't help but admire Zhang Li's talent for writing such a funny sketch that was also very educational.

It is conceivable that the four words "judging people by their appearance" will become a hot word for a long time to come.

When seeing this word, many people will subconsciously think of the sketch "Not Short of Money".

On the stage, Zhao Benshan seemed not to hear the laughter from the audience and continued, "This meal of mine is very important. Please arrange it."

"What?" Little Shen Yang was very unhappy, and said with his hands on his hips: "Who are you calling a girl? I'm a real man."

The tone of his voice and his demeanor don't make him look manly at all.

There was another burst of laughter at the scene and in front of the TV.

Zhao Benshan narrowed his eyes, with a hint of disbelief: "What about this kind of dress?"

"Why are you wearing a skirt?"

"This is packaged in our Scottish style~" Little Shen Yang argued, and said a little arrogantly: "Besides, this is not a skirt, it's a pair of cropped pants. Look, they have legs?"

Little Shen Yang pulled at her trouser skirt and suddenly felt a little confused.

Zhang Li next to him suddenly said, "Oh my god, you were in such a hurry that you put it on the wrong way."

This cry of "Oh my god" sounds like little Shen Yang's emphasis, but you can also tell that he is deliberately imitating it.

It's not the character's personality itself, but rather a sense of ridicule and backstabbing.

"Hahaha~" Many people were laughing so hard that they were out of breath.

But this was just the beginning. Little Shen Yang covered his mouth and said in panic: "Oh my God, I said there is no crotch in the aisle?"

Zhang Li was about to say something, but Zhao Benshan stopped him and said, "Alright, save that leg for Ming Er to wear."

One sentence, one joke.

Every sentence was a joke. Many people laughed so hard.

But those who know the business know that this hasn’t even started to get to the point.

"As expected of Ali." Zhou Xun and others exclaimed.

He was able to write "CJ7" and "If You Are the One", which shows that he is quite talented.

This person is also a natural comedian. I wonder if he will become the second Zhou Xingchi.

He not only writes movie scripts, but also sketch scripts and songs.

Zhou Xingchi was not as outstanding as him at his age.

Being young also means having greater plasticity.

"After today, we must have a better chance to maintain good relations." Many people thought secretly.

On TV, the skit performance continues.

Xiao Shenyang and Zhao Benshan had a conversation, and the latter asked the key question: "Hey, let me ask you, this, in your hotel, if you want to eat a meal in a hurry, how much does it cost?"

Little Shen Yang looked puzzled: "Why are you so angry?"

"My master means to order the most expensive ones." Zhang Li acted as an interpreter.

"About 10,000 or 20,000." Little Shen Yang estimated with a funny expression.

Zhao Benshan took a step back in fear and asked, "One, two, one, twenty thousand?"

Zhang Li quickly reached out to steady him, and he forced himself to calm down and asked, "Well? Is there a situation like this where we finish eating today and come to pay tomorrow?"

Little Shen Yang suddenly realized: "IOU!"

"No!" Zhao Benshan waved his hand and pulled out a hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it over: "No, it's not an IOU. I'm not short of money. I have money. Give it to me!"

This sentence hits the point!
Many people suddenly realized.

So this is what it means to have no shortage of money.

A story unfolds around the theme of "not being short of money".

What follows is a series of funny conversations between Zhao Benshan and Xiao Shenyang.

In the end, the two sides agreed that Xiao Shenyang would cover for Zhao Benshan when he ordered the dishes, saying that the restaurant had no dishes, and then give him a tip of thirty yuan to make the former very happy.

When Zhao Benshan and Zhang Li sat down, the latter said, "Master, I'm hungry."

Zhao Benshan planned to order a bowl of noodles for Zhang Li.

Xiao Shen Yang said a bowl of noodles costs 78.

"Why are noodles so expensive?" Zhao Benshan looked shocked.

"Scottish noodles." Xiao Shen Yang replied.

"Is it so expensive because the marinade is expensive?" Zhao Benshan's eyes rolled around.

It looks like he's trying to be clever.

Many people subconsciously think that he must want noodles but not braised meat.

But what happened next surprised them again.

"The stew is free." Xiao Shen Yang replied.

"Then give it to me first, okay?" Zhao Benshan was stunned.

Seeing his expression, there was another burst of laughter at the scene, and the audience in front of the TV was not much better.

It was already past 11 o'clock in the evening and everyone was exhausted.

At this time, Zhang Li, who was sitting next to Zhao Benshan, suddenly said, "Then give me a bowl of stew to taste the saltiness."

"Oh my god, I've never done it like this before." Little Shen Yang was a little confused.

"That's because we weren't here. If we were, you would have done it a long time ago." Zhao Benshan immediately regained his composure and waved his hand, saying, "Go, go, go quickly."

"Old man, I wanted to tell you that noodles are free, but you still want noodles!" Little Shen Yang complained, but still went.

Zhang Li and Zhao Benshan smiled at each other, and the latter asked, "What is this called?"

"This is like the Yangtze River's back waves pushing the front waves, and the front waves are beaten to death on the beach!"

"I'll beat you to death for your nonsense!" Zhao Benshan slapped Zhang Li on the shoulder. "This disciple is even better than the master."

Hahaha!
Countless people burst into laughter again.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Li and Zhao Benshan began a conversation.

They revealed the message in a funny and cheerful way that they were here to meet the host of Avenue of Stars, Bi Fujian.

Later, Xiao Shen Yang came back with the braised meat. After another conversation, Bi Fujian came on stage to applause.

"Oh my god, oh my god." Little Shen Yang pointed at Bi Fujian, so excited: "Don't move, aren't you that so-and-so?"

Bi Fujian also cooperated and asked without moving, "Who?"

"Is it Zhu J? Bai Yan sending it? No, Lao Bi, are you Teacher Bi?"

Bi Fujian nodded: "My last name is Bi."

Little Shen Yang's performance was so exaggerated.

Zhao Benshan was very dissatisfied and drove the person away.

The two men continued to fight, with Bi Fujian interspersed between them.

Various funny jokes were thrown out continuously, and many people laughed uncontrollably.

"Oh my god, Brother Li is so talented." Zhao Liying kept patting her thigh.

She really wanted to maintain a good image when celebrating the New Year at someone else's house, but the skit was too funny to give her a chance.

"It's really funny. I haven't seen such a funny skit in years." Liu Xiaoli kept wiping tears from the corners of her eyes with a tissue: "The arrangement by the township is to send Bi Fujian away."

"I think this joke of grandpa is more interesting." Liu Yifei touched her belly, feeling the pain from laughing: "Bi Menting, listening behind closed doors, cannon behind closed doors, Bi Fujian, haha~"

Such conversations are not limited to Liu Yifei's family.

In Shanghai, Tang Yan's smile at home was even more unpresentable.

"You're a grown-up girl now, so pay attention to your image." Tang's mother teased Tang Yan, but there was a smile on her face.

Tang Yan's relatives stopped playing mahjong and instead came over to watch the skit.

"I'm sorry, I don't have that."

"Yes, or no."

"A stroke of genius."

Tang's father said with great appreciation.

Tang Yan immediately felt proud of it.

Amidst everyone's laughter, the few minutes of the plot passed quickly, and the chaotic ordering session came to an end.

Little Shen Yang was annoyed by this and asked in a veiled tone, "Stop talking. What if something happens later? What should we do?"

Zhao Benshan was a little upset by what he said: "I say, do you have any money? Are you short of money?"

"I know you're not short of money. What I mean is, it's not easy for Teacher Bi to come here, so we shouldn't care about money when it comes to food and drink."

"Uncle, I may be young, but I've summed it up!" Little Shen Yang offered his most iconic line of the night: "Life is actually very short. Sometimes I think it's just like sleeping. One eye closes, one open, and a day passes. Ha~"

"Once you close your eyes, and don't open them again, your life will be over, howl~"

Zhao Benshan was stunned by what he said. Bi Fujian slapped his thigh, his eyes shining: "Young man, that's very insightful."

Zhao Benshan's mouth twitched, and he instinctively retorted: "What's so insightful about that? He's a farthead!"

After a few words, he subconsciously argued: "What I meant is that people should not take money too seriously. Money is something outside of the body."

"Do you know what is the most painful thing for people? People die and money is not spent."

Zhao Benshan was a little excited and looked at Zhang Li.

The latter understood and immediately said, "The most painful thing in life is to be alive but have no money."

"Okay!" Zhao Benshan slapped his thigh.

Hahaha!
At this moment, many of the audience members laughed and clapped their hands on the table.

"We have enough money, don't worry, just do it well." Zhao Benshan asked Xiao Shenyang to go down.

After little Shen Yang agreed, Zhao Benshan looked at Bi Fujian and said, "Grandpa, this dish will take a while to cook. Look, Goudan is here. This kid has been an artistic person since he was young."

Zhao Benshan winked at Zhang Li, who immediately replied, "Bacteria!"

"Oh yes, artistic bacteria!" Zhao Benshan shouted.

Bi Fujian slapped his forehead and said, "He has artistic talent!"

Zhao Benshan did not feel embarrassed and immediately changed his words: "Look, can this child follow your path?"

"Oh... brother, I understand." Bi Fujian suddenly said, "You invited me here today just to let your grandson appear on our 'Star Avenue'?"

Zhao Benshan nodded in agreement.

Bi Fujian glanced at Zhang Li and asked, "What talents do you have, young man?"

Zhao Benshan clapped his hands and said, "Come on, show it."

Zhang Li immediately stood up, asked for the microphone, and began to introduce himself.

"puff!"

All over the country, people who knew Zhang Li were shaking with laughter.

Liu Yifei: "What a guy from the big city of Tieling, Lianhuachi Shuigou. His name is Goudan."

Zhao Liying: "What an impulsive mood! Tonight is sunny, tonight is cloudy and then sunny. My mood is the weather forecast, hahahaha."

Liu Shishi: "My mood has turned from cloudy to sunny now that I have found my grandfather and can now walk on the bright road."

Tang Yan: "You are so good at guiding me to the right path. I thank you for eight generations of my ancestors, and I thank you on behalf of eight generations of my ancestors. Even if I become a ghost, I will not let you go."

Zhao Benshan nodded in agreement and said to Bi Fujian, "This kid has no other intentions. He just wants to take revenge on you."

Bi Fujian:!

"Let's do the talent show!"

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Zhang Li picked up the microphone.

Zhao Benshan said: "Come and perform your original work 'Hua Xin'!"

"That's Zhang Jingying~" Xiao Shenyang reminded.

"That's what I wrote." Zhang Li argued.

These words made some people's eyes flash and remember them in their hearts.

Most people were waiting to hear Zhang Li sing.

"Painted Skin" was one of the most popular movies last year.

It also has unique significance for the mainland. It is the first time that a mainland actor has starred in a big production and it has also achieved high box office.

"Hua Xin", the theme song of "Painted Skin", is hailed as the finishing touch and soul of the film.

Zhang Li wants to sing this song, so he can’t embarrass himself, right?

"You can't see through it, it's your lost soul!"

"I can't guess, it's the color of your pupils."

Zhang Li took a deep breath and began to sing: "A gust of wind, a dream"

hiss.

These three lines shocked countless people.

Many people closed their eyes as if enjoying themselves.

Zhang Li's physical fitness has increased many times, and his voice and range are both top-notch.

Coupled with her superb singing skills and absolute pitch, it is only better than Jane Zhang's version.

This is a feast for top ears.

Then Zhao Benshan suddenly said, "Stop singing, stop singing!"

Everyone:!
Do you know how uncomfortable this makes us feel?

This is the first time I want to beat up Uncle Benshan on New Year’s Eve!

"Don't sing these, sing the middle part, that ahhhh, pufferfish sound!"

"Uncle, it's dolphin sound!" Bi Fujian reminded. At this time, his expression when he looked at Zhang Li had changed.

"Okay, then let's do Dolphin Sound." Zhao Benshan waved his hand.

"Okay." Zhang Li took a deep breath and began to sing the dolphin sound: "Ah~ah~ah~"

Dolphin sounds appeared and spread throughout the Spring Festival Gala studio.

It has also been introduced into thousands of households through TV dramas.

At this moment, countless people felt their scalps tingle and closed their eyes to enjoy it.

There were also countless people staring at the TV, trying to remember Zhang Li's face.

Remember this young man who can be funny, but also has real singing skills and looks great.

At the Spring Festival Gala, countless people were thinking, "Oh my god!"

No one doubted that after this night, Zhang Li would become a huge star.

After singing a dolphin sound for thirty seconds, Zhang Li put down the microphone.

There was immediate applause at the scene, and many people in front of the TV said "awesome".

The younger generation also has talent!

"Good, very good." Zhao Benshan nodded with satisfaction, and then said, "Goudan, sing a few more lines."

"No, Master." Zhang Li swallowed his saliva: "The sauce is a bit salty, I can't sing it~"

Just two lines, full of humor.

Everyone who was originally immersed in Zhang Li's singing skills suddenly laughed out loud.

The plot continued to unfold on the stage, and Xiao Shen Yang also stood out to show off, which made people exclaim "wonderful".

Another ten minutes later, the show came to an end. Bi Fujian kept hearing Zhao Benshan calling Zhang Li "Goudan" and couldn't help but ask, "Uncle, I want to know if he is famous?"

Zhao Benshan's eyes turned and he said, "He's quite famous. If you search on major websites, you'll find that the search volume and click-through rate for related topics are very high~"

"I mean his real name." Bi Fujian asked.

"That's the real name. This kid's name is Zhang Li." Zhao Benshan replied.

"So the Zhang Li who sang 'Pian Ai' online and acted in several TV series is him!" Bi Fujian slapped his thigh as if he had found a treasure. "That's great! I'll pay for dinner today, and you can all go on 'Star Avenue'."

"I think you can form a group called Wealthy."

"Thank you, Grandpa." Zhang Li immediately took advantage of the situation.

"Thank you, grandpa." Little Shen Yang followed closely behind.

Zhao Benshan's eyes turned: "Why not add me~"

Bi Fujian was surprised: "Your name is also on the Internet?"

Zhao Benshan smiled complacently: "Just click it and try it. Actually, I have an important secret that I haven't revealed to you yet."

Bi Fujian's eyes flashed with curiosity: "What secret?"

"Actually, my grandfather's last name is also Bi!"

END.

The whole place burst into laughter.

The topic of "Not Short of Money" exploded on major websites.

But what is even more explosive is the name "Zhang Li".

　The young author made some modifications to the original version.

　　Half of the descriptive parts are original.

　　Add highlight moments and some golden sentences to the protagonist.

　　Don't get me wrong, I'm not copying the original.
　　I will fast forward the parts that have not changed.

　　Thank you for your support. I hope you will continue to support me in the new year.
　　Today is New Year’s Eve. I wish you and your family a happy New Year’s Eve!
　　
　
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