A generation of soldiers begins with Feng Yuxiu traveling through time and space with Xu Sanduo
Chapter 571 I'll treat you to work at the sauna
“I know you’ve been feeling really stifled since you came here; you’re not really the type to be a peacekeeper.”
Standing behind Feng Yuxiu, Gao Zhong said softly, "You're the kind of person who settles scores on the spot. The massacre a month ago must have been painful for you too."
The high school team leader glanced at Lieutenant Colonel Akul, who was ready to fight, and said, "See this big guy? Hammer him. The medical team is right next to us, don't worry, as long as you don't kill him."
Lieutenant Colonel Aku was a skilled fighter; he single-handedly defeated Zhuang Yan, Chen Guotao, and Geng Jihui.
It's worth noting that these three individuals are among the top in terms of physical fitness within the group.
Even amidst this chaotic car battle, Lieutenant Colonel Akku remained completely at ease.
But for Feng Yuxiu, this thing was no different from that of an ordinary person.
Moreover, his legwork was simply unbearable to watch. This Lieutenant Colonel Akku only practiced the upper body techniques and was quite mediocre at the lower body techniques.
Geng Jihui and his teammates were short, and when faced with Aku's tall and powerful attacks, they only defended and did not consider his counterattacks from below.
This is also why they were forced to admit defeat by being hit by those powerful arms.
Mao Si looked at Aku with a smile, "Aku has formally studied martial arts since he was a child, and he always ranked first in the group army's physical fitness competition. Now it seems that he can also compete internationally."
The senior colonel standing nearby smiled and praised, "Although it was a friendly exchange, it seems that our soldiers are of higher overall quality."
Ma Da, who was standing nearby, heard this and became somewhat angry.
Europeans are generally tall and strong, and their physical strength and weight completely overwhelm those of Asians.
Even among ordinary people, in a fight, whoever is taller will win.
The same principle applies to physical fitness competitions for soldiers.
It's rare for a smaller person to beat a larger one.
"Damn, the captain could probably kill him."
Qiangzi stared at Aku's posture in astonishment.
"I think this commander is quite capable. He's two heads taller than the captain, so it's not certain that they'll fight," the veteran analyzed.
"Come on, you didn't see the captain's physical abilities. He could kick a cow to death with one kick. Foreigners are tall and strong, how could he be stronger than a cow?"
Shi Dafan was a loyal follower of Feng Yuxiu, because he believed that in a one-on-one situation, the captain was absolutely invincible.
There is absolutely no possibility of a rollover.
"Come!"
Lieutenant Colonel Aku launched an attack, charging forward like an enraged bull, delivering a powerful elbow strike aimed at Feng Yuxiu's head.
Mao Si frowned. "Why did Aku use such a fierce move right away?"
Once this move is used, it will inevitably render the opponent unable to fight instantly.
Aku confidently charged toward Feng Yuxiu. He had arrived the day before yesterday, and on his way there, he had overheard some Finnish soldiers talking about the legend of Feng Yuxiu.
The Finnish soldiers are no pushovers; this one could take on thirty men at once, so Akua should not underestimate him.
In fact, this challenge and competition was proposed by him from Mao Si.
The ultimate goal was to seal Yu Xiu.
He wanted to know if the soldiers who were rumored to be so amazing were really true.
One against thirty, and with each one taking turns, Aku thought he could only take on twenty or so before he was exhausted.
He believed that Feng Yuxiu fought the Finnish soldiers in the same way.
No one expected to face a group of thirty large, white, European men all by themselves.
There is no such awesome soldier on Earth.
boom!
Akku felt like his chest was about to split open, and he flew backward in a daze.
How could someone who is 1.8 meters tall and weighs 176 kilograms be kicked away by someone who is just over 1.7 meters tall?
He couldn't understand how the other party exerted their force.
Moreover, he couldn't even see how the opponent exerted force. He was clearly sprinting towards the other side, so how could he use that force to kick him further away?
boom.
Akku collapsed to the ground, staring blankly at the sky. He couldn't get up and felt like his chest was about to burst open.
The inhuman shock of the scene left everyone stunned.
"My god, such a huge person was kicked away by the captain?? How did he do that? Are his bones made of steel?" Shi Dafan was shocked.
"Even if I saw it with my own eyes, I still think it's too absurd." Deng Zhenhua's lips twitched, and then he said, "Medic, according to your professional medical knowledge, is this even possible?"
Shi Dafan was stunned for a moment, then looked at his brothers who were all looking at him, and then said, "It's possible to kick someone who is much heavier than you backwards with just one sprint."
"But if you want to kick someone away... not to mention anything else, the leg bone will fracture. Under this kind of recoil force, it will fracture, or at the very least, the ligaments will be torn."
“Stop!!”
The high school team suddenly realized what was happening and immediately shouted it out.
He was afraid that Feng Yuxiu, having vented his anger to the extreme, would kick Lieutenant Colonel Aku again.
He's capable of doing that.
Feng Yuxiu didn't explode; he suddenly felt very bored.
Fighting is pointless. A few years ago, he might have just snapped his fingers and taken down an entire camp.
I find it really boring now.
Aku struggled to his feet and slowly walked to Feng Yuxiu.
The high school team wanted to say something nice, but didn't know what to say.
"I'll dismantle your kung fu! Wan Ruigude!"
Aku suddenly grinned and gave Feng Yuxiu a thumbs up.
Feng Yuxiu nodded. "You're quite good too."
"There's a party tonight, you should come. I'll treat you to some good drinks."
Aku smiled, then suddenly frowned and clutched his chest.
The medic who was waiting nearby rushed over and pulled open his chest, revealing purple blood.
"It's alright, it's alright, Wanrui Goode."
Lieutenant Colonel Aku, still as carefree as ever, gave Feng Yuxiu a thumbs-up.
"Come tonight."
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In the evening, everyone from the Chinese camp went to the Finnish camp for a party.
The lieutenant colonel proposed it, and the Chinese peacekeeping battalion commander also agreed.
They said it was to promote international friendship, so they all came at once.
When Feng Yuxiu arrived at the Finnish guys' camp that evening, he noticed that they had hung lanterns everywhere.
This surprised Feng Yuxiu. "They celebrate the New Year too?"
The high school team leader glanced at it and said, "How could that be? They don't celebrate our New Year. I don't know what they're planning to do either. It looks like a Chinese festival. Look at those big red lanterns."
The other team members also looked around curiously.
I don't know what the Finnish camp is trying to do.
Suddenly, music started playing all around.
The female medical soldiers stood in two rows.
Other Finnish soldiers also stood around.
Feng Yuxiu saw several soldiers holding firework tubes that they had somehow pulled out of their hands.
A beautiful white figure emerged from the crowd.
Upon seeing the face of that beautiful figure, everyone in the Lone Wolf camp was stunned.
Feng Yuxiu turned around in surprise and subconsciously stared at Zhuang Yan.
The other guys also stepped aside to make way for them.
"I'll say something..." Shi Dafan wanted to say something swearing, but he felt that he couldn't say something swearing in this situation, and his face turned red from holding it in.
Xiaoying, dressed in a white dress and with beautiful makeup, stood shyly in the open space, gazing at Zhuang Yan with bashful eyes.
"This...I...I...Captain..."
Zhuang Yan was somewhat at a loss and subconsciously looked at Feng Yuxiu.
"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not your girlfriend. How did the Finnish leader get persuaded... to actually hold a proposal ceremony for you? Hurry up and go, straighten your back and stop embarrassing yourself." Feng Yuxiu took a few steps back and pushed Zhuang Yan out.
Looking at the small shadow under the lamplight, Zhuang Yan felt his mouth go dry.
"Idiot, what are you standing there for..."
Xiaoying covered her mouth and whispered a reminder.
"Huh? What am I supposed to do..."
Zhuang Yan was only nineteen years old and had no idea what he wanted to do.
"Damn it, you're proposing?! Kneel down! What's wrong with your peacekeeping uniform? That kind of thing doesn't work here."
Chen Guotao was so anxious that he roared angrily.
"Propose marriage."
The old man scratched his head, then rushed forward and kicked Zhuang Yan in the back of the knee.
Zhuang Yan immediately knelt on one knee.
Now he understood. He took a deep breath, looked up at the soldiers around him, and asked, "Xiaoying, will you marry me?"
Xiaoying playfully scolded, "Who proposes without wearing a ring?"
“Use this…” Feng Yuxiu turned around, unscrewed a bottle of beer, tied it with wire, and threw it out as a ring.
Zhuang Yan held the awkward ring in his hand, took a deep breath, and carefully grasped Xiao Ying's wrist. "Will you marry me?"
"I do!!"
Xiaoying called out with a smile.
Bang bang bang!
As Zhuang Yan put on the ring, his Finnish friends turned on the fireworks.
"Oooo!!"
The cries of the monkeys echoed throughout the camp.
Lieutenant Colonel Aku smiled and stared at Feng Yuxiu, "It's been a long time since there's been any happy news. We need something joyful to celebrate. This was also arranged by Mao Si. Knowing the terrible things you've been through, we need to bring you some good luck, as you Chinese would say."
Feng Yuxiu gave a thumbs up, "Good job."
"a ha ha ha……"
Feng Yuxiu's "Good day!" completely dispelled the unpleasantness of the day.
The joyful atmosphere of the gathering echoed throughout the camp.
Fa Zi and De Zi, who were standing nearby, also sent several officers to attend the gathering.
Since we are all peacekeeping troops, we shouldn't distinguish between nationalities in this regard.
The gathering that night dispelled much of the hellish imagery from the previous month.
Then, the high school team got unusually drunk.
The Finnish guys in the headquarters compound didn't dare to drink openly, because that would be too disrespectful to the white man, but it was a different story in the peacekeeping mission area.
They were practically drinking liquor like water; the massacre in the town had put immense pressure on everyone.
So they need to vent and relax.
A crazy outburst and relaxation.
"Come on, buddy, come with me."
Lieutenant Colonel Aku led the high school team and Feng Yuxiu into the camp.
After entering, there is a bathroom.
It's called a bathhouse, but it's actually a very nicely decorated large public bathhouse.
This scene left Feng Yuxiu and Gao Zhong completely dumbfounded.
"What are they trying to do? Do the Finns like this kind of thing?" Feng Yuxiu asked.
The high school team leader blinked. "I remember now, Finns like to wash themselves before drinking alcohol, I don't know what that habit is."
"It's been a while since we've had a movie. Come on, their decor is much more luxurious than ours."
The high school team members went up and started taking off their clothes.
Feng Yuxiu looked at it and then stepped forward to take off his clothes.
In this rainy season, there's no way to give them a bath every day.
Now, seeing a large public bathhouse makes me feel incredibly sticky.
Lieutenant Colonel Aku casually took two cases of beer from the small refrigerator and threw them on the ground. "You Chinese aren't used to drinking foreign liquor, so I happen to have some beer for you."
"Good!"
I don't know where I learned it, but every time I finish speaking, I give a thumbs up and say "good."
Foreigners really enjoy learning about Chinese culture, especially these gestures and expressions; they find them cool.
The three of them, each carrying a bottle of wine, walked inside naked.
It looked like a large public bathhouse, but there were still a few clean shower rooms.
After a brief rinse, Lieutenant Colonel Akku started shouting outside.
"Xiu, Gao, come here."
The two men came out and followed Lieutenant Colonel Aku into another house.
As soon as they stepped inside, the two felt as if they had entered the African savanna, and even felt as if they were facing the dry earth and the sun-drenched lions.
Feng Yuxiu then realized that Aku had led them into a sauna.
"You even have this?"
The high school team leader asked incredulously.
"This is very good for your health."
Aku chuckled, picked up a bucket from the side, and began pouring water onto the red-hot stone with a wooden ladle.
Crash.
In an instant, a wave of scalding heat swept through the entire house, and Feng Yuxiu suddenly felt like he had become Tang Sanzang on a steamer.
“This is called…Finnish Yu.” Akku chuckled and took a swig of liquor.
"Bullshit, this is called a sauna." Gao Zhong had already drunk half a cup of liquor, and before that he had drunk a bottle of baijiu. Now, the mixture made him feel a little dizzy.
Feng Yuxiu, however, only took a sip and then refused to drink any more.
He doesn't drink in absolutely safe places, let alone here.
Moreover, after the town's massacre last month, he couldn't help but feel that these small groups of rebels weren't after the town's venting.
Doing this kind of thing so close to a peacekeeping camp, isn't that more than just a threat?
Soon, Feng Yuxiu was trembling all over from the heat of the sauna.
He felt like he couldn't breathe anymore.
Aku kept scooping water onto the stone with the wooden ladle.
The high school team leader sensed something was wrong and immediately shouted, "Dude, if this keeps up, we're all going to suffocate here. Slow down, slow down!"
Aku blushed and patted his chest, which was swollen from being kicked by Feng Yuxiu earlier. This time, he patted it harder. He frowned, but still spoke loudly, "That's impossible. We Finns have people who drink themselves to death, but I've never heard of anyone dying from taking a sauna."
Twenty minutes later, Feng Yuxiu was the first to rush out.
He studies martial arts; there's no benefit in continuing with that.
The high school team persisted for half an hour, but couldn't hold on any longer, not wanting to let their international friends down.
He rushed out gasping for breath, as if he had fallen into the water and was about to drown.
When it comes to saunas for these Finnish guys, it's a habit ingrained in their very bones!
In other families, everyone shares a sauna room when taking a bath. It's even more extreme in the military, where officers and soldiers in the company headquarters can squeeze into a small sauna room and enjoy themselves to the fullest!
Once the uniforms were ripped off, everyone grabbed a mat and put it under their butts. Hey, whether you're a star-studded officer or a soldier carrying a gun, you're all the same! Want to steam more comfortably? Get in line! Nobody's going to talk to you about special treatment.
The atmosphere in the sauna was amazing! While letting the heat warm your back, you could chug beer from a can while chatting and rambling about everything under the sun.
Finns even like to conduct business in saunas. It's a really clever trick. Whether you're a billionaire or a small business owner just starting out, once you take off your clothes and sit in the steam, you're just an ordinary person with bare chest. Everyone is equal, and everything is negotiable!
For Finns, saunas aren't just for bathing; they're an essential part of daily life!
No matter where on Earth they are thrown, the first thing they should think about is how to build a sauna. They just don't feel right without one.
There's a joke circulating in UN peacekeeping forces: two Finnish observers should never be on duty at the same time! Do you know why? When these two guys get together, they start getting itchy hands and want to build a sauna right there at their post so they can enjoy a sauna while on duty—that's what I call comfortable!
Their obsession with saunas is like our Chinese love for foot baths.
I feel uncomfortable if I don't steam for a day, and after steaming, I feel so refreshed and energetic from head to toe!
When Akula was talking, he said that the most authentic sauna in Finland is in the countryside!
When rural people build houses, everything else has to wait; the sauna must be built first, as it's the most important thing!
Moreover, the housewife keeps her own sauna sparkling clean every day. The wooden walls are smooth to the touch, without a speck of dust, and so clean you can see yourself in it.
The saunas in the city are far inferior; without daily meticulous maintenance, they always feel lacking that pure, authentic feel.
In rural Finland, women even give birth in saunas! (End of Chapter)
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