Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest.

Chapter 696 Sister is so awesome

On New Year's Eve, Yan Yu was invited by the superior TV station to attend the live party as a special guest.

The base gave the monks half a day off so that everyone could go home for the night and come back before noon tomorrow, New Year's Day.

On the Zhenhai team's side, Chen Lingyun and Zhao Yuanzhen chose to stay at the base, while the other three girls went back home.

Regardless of where their families originally lived, they were now all required to live in the military family compound in the provincial capital, where a company of guards and military monks were stationed 24 hours a day.

Of course, the military compound originally housed the "sons of the military," those whose grandfathers or great-grandfathers had built a legacy of accomplishment. Passed down through two or three generations, they became a family of military prowess, a legacy that persisted throughout the dynasties. A prime example is the Jia family in "Dream of the Red Chamber." While the ancestor, the Duke, was renowned, the descendants, now living in luxury, inevitably became complacent and generally mediocre.

These pampered military families naturally looked down on these commoner families who had a cultivator and ascended to heaven overnight. It's just that they won the lottery and had the qualifications to practice cultivation. If my boy had the qualifications to practice cultivation, he would definitely be much more powerful than you!
For people like Su Yunjin, whose family follows an academic track, or Lin Ning, whose family runs a company, the class gap is not too big, and neighbors are still polite to each other on the surface.

Xie Ruoxi's parents were both from farming families, and they would often collect and exchange the cardboard boxes they opened for cash. The surrounding aristocratic families looked down on this, but because their daughter, Xie Ruoxi, was a member of the Zhenhai Squad, they didn't dare offend. Therefore, those with good Qi cultivation skills would put on a smile and greet them, while those without much cunning simply ignored them. When they saw them at the stairwell, they would step aside, fearing that the corners of their clothes would rub against them and get stained with the country bumpkin's dirt.

Xie's father and mother were of course very unhappy, so after Xie Ruoxi returned home, they started to complain bitterly, saying how uncomfortable it was to live in such a crappy place.

"Oh, Mom and Dad, how can I remember what you're saying?" Xie Ruoxi also started to have a headache. "Tell me the room number, building, floor, and unit number. I'll find the captain and give them a good beating!"

Xie's father and mother looked at each other for a moment, then changed their words and said:

"Forget it, forget it. They didn't do anything to us. Don't use your connections. Just don't interact with us normally."

"My parents are just too sensitive." Xie Rushan complained on the sofa, "Even though they look down on our family now, when my sister marries Yan Yu, they will all come to our house on their knees to give us gifts!"

"Brother!" Xie Ruoxi was embarrassed and angry, "What are you talking about! The captain and I don't have that kind of relationship!"

"Then when did you develop that kind of relationship?" Xie Rushan asked immediately.

Xie Ruoxi: ……………………

I'm speechless. I can't explain it to you clearly. Brother, you are really too humble.

She walked to the sofa, kicked Xie Rushan to signal him to sit further away, and then lay down on the sofa and started eating snacks.

"Leave some for me." Xie Rushan said quickly.

"Why keep it? If you want to eat it, go buy it yourself!" Xie Ruoxi rolled her eyes, "My parents bought this for me!"

"She rarely comes home, so let her eat more." The parents also sided with their daughter and scolded their son, "You can eat as much as you want while she's not home!"

"Hmph!" Xie Rushan stood up and went back to his room with an unhappy look on his face.

As soon as he returned to the room, he quickly took out his cell phone hidden in the bookshelf and sent a message to an unfamiliar number:
After trying it out, she showed strong resistance and said that she and her captain didn't have that kind of relationship.

In the base team meeting room, Chen Lingyun sat on the sofa, playing a trumpet, and slowly typed a reply:
Very good, I will report back if you continue to explore.

"What are you doing over there?" Zhao Yuanzhen asked puzzledly, sitting across from her. "The little thief was already on camera several times at the party."

"I'm helping someone find a blind date." Chen Lingyun said with a smile.

"What's the point of helping people go on blind dates?" Zhao Yuanzhen expressed his confusion.

"I like to ship couples." Chen Lingyun was still smiling.

Zhao Yuanzhen fell silent. Because of her relationship with Xie Ruoxi, she completely understood the concept of "CP" (carrying couples), but she herself tended to prefer the heroine in novels.

Seeing her silence, Chen Lingyun suddenly smiled and said:

"Sister Zhao, you seem quite calm. I think you will officially be the eldest wife after you take Yan Yu's essence."

"Are you scared?" Zhao Yuanzhen sneered, thinking that it was normal for this woman to be scared. After all, as long as I didn't say anything, the little thief wouldn't have the courage to marry her, and she would be destined to be a nameless and unnamed bitch... Hahahaha!

"I'm not afraid, I'm just curious." Chen Lingyun said leisurely, "Yan Yu helped eight or nine people to reach the Golden Core level this time. I don't know how many of them will be admitted to the family and how many will be kept outside in the future."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Zhao Yuanzhen asked in confusion, "Isn't it just the five of us on our team that he wants to help?"

"Oh?" Chen Lingyun gave a hateful smile that said, "Then I don't know." She said playfully, "Anyway, I heard that he also wants to help Zhou Hongyu, Tang Xiaolian, Ye Jun, and Li Minghu..."

Zhao Yuanzhen stood up suddenly, but his face was gloomy.

The reason why she allowed her teammates into the house was because, on the one hand, they lived together day and night and knew each other well, and on the other hand, she was confident that she could suppress these sisters... The reason why Chen Lingyun had to consider it was also because the witch was not 100% sure of suppressing Chen Lingyun.

As a result, four more came, who could tolerate this?
No, I have to call the thief right away and get to the bottom of it!

Zhao Yuanzhen took out his cell phone and quickly dialed Yan Yu's number.

No one answered.

I called again, but still no one answered.

Zhao Yuanzhen couldn't help getting angry and cursed:
"You shameless little thief! Do you think you can get away with it by not answering my call?!"

"I think he might not be deliberately not answering the phone." Chen Lingyun said with a smile, pointing to the TV.

Zhao Yuanzhen took a closer look and remembered that Yan Yu was at the New Year's Eve party, and the camera would turn to him from time to time, so it was naturally impossible for him to answer the phone in front of the national audience.

"When is this stupid party going to end?" she asked impatiently.

"It's about one in the morning." Chen Lingyun said thoughtfully, "We must stay up all night to celebrate the New Year."

"Uh——" Zhao Yuanzhen paced back and forth anxiously.

If Yan Yu was right in front of her, she would definitely not let him go and would make a big fuss.

However, Yan Yu was not around now, and there was no way to contact him, so the demon girl paced back and forth for a long time, with nowhere to vent her anger, and was finally forced to calm down slowly.

Well, with his unreasonable style, if he really makes up his mind to help those girls practice, I will definitely not be able to stop him.

Beat him, but he can't win! Scold him, but he won't listen! Break off all ties with him? That would just give the little rascals an easy deal. Absolutely not!

But what if I do the opposite?

I once saw a case on TV: a wife was often defrauded by telecommunications fraud, and she could not remember anything she was told, and would not listen no matter what she was told. Later, her husband did the opposite and did not teach her how to prevent telecommunications fraud. Instead, he took all her salary and kept it for safekeeping. Sure enough, the family was never defrauded again.

In other words, what if I give him... every day so that he has the will but not the power? Great idea!

The best part about this tactic is that it's an overt conspiracy. If you refuse, I'll tell you you're incapable, mock you, insult you mercilessly, and even send a group text message to all of them, letting them all know you're no longer capable. What will you do?
Given Yan Yu's character, he certainly wouldn't be humiliated. But if a real fight broke out, only the oxen would die of exhaustion, and there would be no land left to plow.

This way, I'm invincible! Wahahahahahahahaha!

Thinking of this, Zhao Yuanzhen couldn't help but let out a wild laugh.

Chen Lingyun tilted her head and saw the smug look on the face of this evil woman. She had no idea what she was fantasizing about.

As the saying goes, don't try to understand a fool.

So she just sipped her coffee calmly, waiting for Zhao Yuanzhen to come to her.

Sure enough, not long after, Zhao Yuanzhen made up his mind and asked with a determined look:

"Lingyun, I want to learn how to fight. Is there any instructional video you can show me?"

"You can look for it online." Chen Lingyun said calmly.

"You're crazy. I asked you because I couldn't find it online." Zhao Yuanzhen said.

Chen Lingyun raised her eyebrows and looked at Zhao Yuanzhen's expression carefully.

Seeing her eyes full of innocence, most of her brain was full of sugar, and she really couldn't find any resources, so Chen Lingyun slowly took out her phone:

"I'll ask."

"You don't have it on your phone?"

"No, I deleted them all."

"So, you've learned it before?" Zhao Yuanzhen sneered, thinking, what on earth is this kid trying to do with this? Sure enough, he's been coveting my little thief for a long time.

"I watched it when I was in junior high school," Chen Lingyun typed on her phone. "The school arranged the course. Otherwise, kids wouldn't understand anything. It would be terrible if they were deceived later."

Zhao Yuanzhen had never been to school, so of course he had no similar experience. For cultivators, the vast majority didn't even need to consider dual cultivation, remaining great mages their entire lives. Even if a few needed it, they would just piece together the pieces and practice the technique, and that was it... So she urged him,
"Then let me watch the course video."

"Go find the course videos online yourself!" Chen Lingyun sighed. "If you can't find them online, I'll get them for you, okay?"

"You'd better behave yourself." Zhao Yuanzhen pointed at her and said, "Do you still want to enter my house, little thief? I'm warning you!"

She sat down on the sofa next to her and began to search for course videos.

Um... um... uh...

To be honest, it's boring and uninteresting.

Chen Lingyun received the resources, grabbed the remote control, and started casting the screen directly on her phone. Yan Yu was still speaking on the TV, and she was quick enough to switch to it.

Drag the progress bar and the battle will begin immediately on the screen.

Zhao Yuanzhen's eyes widened in surprise, thinking to himself, so this is what cultivation is like!
She watched intently, her throat moving slightly, her legs crossing over and over again, she wished she could go to the New Year's Eve party right away to catch the thief, and then use the new moves she had learned to beat him into pieces!

Chen Lingyun, however, was bored. She had a memory bank in her head where she could remember everything important, so she quietly lowered her head to play with her phone.

The shouting and screaming on TV became more and more intense. Suddenly, someone came through the wall outside the door. It was Zhou Hongyu with a cold expression.

She was also a homeless person who had to stay in the base. She happened to pass by outside and heard the sound of fighting coming from the Zhenhai team's meeting room. She was immediately shocked and thought that the thief was fighting fiercely with someone. Without thinking, she walked through the wall and planned to catch Yan Yu and put him on trial in court!
Then I realized that it was Chen Lingyun and Zhao Yuanzhen who were watching an action movie.

Zhao Yuanzhen ignored her completely. He was seeing that the battle was getting intense and one side was about to surrender. How could he have the time to care about outsiders?
However, Chen Lingyun smiled and asked her to sit down and appreciate the works together, not caring at all about her intrusion.

Zhou Hongyu looked at it for a moment, and suddenly said disdainfully:

"What's so good about this? The acting is poor, the plot is stiff, the figures are out of shape, and the picture quality is terrible. It's obvious that you haven't seen anything good."

"Do you have any good news?" Zhao Yuanzhen asked with a squint.

"Hmph." Zhou Hongyu sneered, took out his cell phone and connected to the wireless network in the conference room.

If it were before, she wouldn't be able to get it out. Fortunately, she copied a few of Xiao Lian's strong recommendations last time, and now she has many cards in her hand, so she just picked one to project the screen.

"Indeed..." Even if Zhao Yuanzhen tried to be stubborn, he had to admit that the resources Zhou Hongyu provided were indeed much clearer than those provided by Chen Lingyun.

The three of them sat on the sofa and studied the battle, discussing it from time to time.

"This move of pressing down on the head with a mountain is superb!" Zhao Yuanzhen clapped his hands and laughed, "If I were to attack that little thief, I'd make him beg for mercy in just a few hits!"

"Mount Tai falling on your head is bullshit," Zhou Hongyu said disdainfully. "Whose screams are louder? Injuring eight hundred enemies will cost you a thousand of your own!"

"That's her own fault," Zhao Yuanzhen argued. "Even in professional boxing, there are weight classes! A heavy man hitting a light man is a devastating blow. Her tiny bean sprout-like figure certainly can't be used against her with the Taishan Press, but that doesn't mean the move itself isn't powerful."

Zhou Hongyu wanted to sneer a few more times, staring at the demon girl for a long time, thinking to himself for a moment, and soon his expression became a little deflated, and he fell silent.

"Hmph." Zhao Yuanzhen continued with a smile, "Even with the same moves, it still depends on the depth of one's internal strength. With a solid foundation and powerful internal strength, even a simple Iron Mountain Lean or Thousand Jin Weight Drop, without any changes, can still hurt someone."

"Haha." Zhou Hongyu said contemptuously, "No matter how deep your internal energy is, if your skills are not superb, how powerful can you be? Let him aim at your weak spots and stab you a few times, and you will surrender first. Who cares about your internal energy or your bones?"

"Ridiculous," Zhao Yuanzhen sneered. "Just watch it on TV. The first one tried all sorts of tricks, but in the end, he was still killed by a punch. The second one had immense internal energy and won with just a few simple moves."

"You're using this as evidence to prove your point, considering you have a huge advantage in the latter stages of the round-robin battle?" Zhou Hongyu laughed in anger. "You need ten pancakes to feel full, so the first nine are unnecessary, right?"

Chen Lingyun blinked and suddenly said with a smile:

"Whether to be the Qi Sect or the Sword Sect, martial arts novels throughout history have their own opinions. There's no first in literature, and no second in martial arts. How about we make a bet here? When the time comes, find an opportunity and place. Whoever can make Yan Yu surrender in the shortest time will be the winner. How about that?"

"Okay!" Zhou Hongyu stood up suddenly, put one foot on the sofa next to him, put on a master-like posture, and asked with a sneer, "What are you betting on?"

"The loser will serve the winner!" Zhao Yuanzhen, unwilling to show weakness, stood up and shouted, "The winner will practice martial arts, and the loser will serve tea and water and towels, and yell, 'Sister, you're so awesome! I definitely can't do that!'"

"How? Do you dare?"

(End of this chapter)