Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest.

Chapter 691 Chen Lingyun Extra

Yan Yu climbed down from the bed and picked up his clothes and pants from the floor. Suddenly, he heard Chen Lingyun's lazy voice behind him:
"Help me take off my underwear."

"Here you go." He threw the underwear over.

"Help me put it on." said Chen Lingyun.

"Wear it yourself." Yan Yu refused.

"I have a husband, why should I wear it myself?" Chen Lingyun said slowly.

"What's wrong with your throat?" Yan Yu suddenly asked curiously.

"I'm mute." Chen Lingyun sat up from the bed and touched her fair, slender neck. "I almost became dehydrated from shouting last night."

"Didn't I give you water?" Yan Yu smiled.

"I vomited it all out." Chen Lingyun said.

"Hmm?" Yan Yu quickly jumped onto the bed and pinched her cheeks hard, "Bitch! When did you do it?"

"Don't bother me." Chen Lingyun slapped his hand away, "Hurry up and put on your clothes."

"By the way, you've gotten a bit taller recently." Yan Yu suddenly said, "Is it my illusion?"

"No." Chen Lingyun touched her abdomen, "I have practiced a secret method of the flesh."

"If I believe you, there's something fishy going on." Yan Yu said impatiently, "Hurry up and get dressed and wash up."

"I'm not going." Chen Lingyun said coquettishly, "You carry me there."

"Don't carry it."

"back."

"Shut up and leave me alone."

"What if you don't carry me behind my back?" Chen Lingyun held her chin with one hand, a thoughtful look on her face. "I'll tell her about the last time you, Yunjin, Ningning, Ruoxi, and I were together, but you didn't invite Sister Zhao along, okay?"

Yan Yu's expression suddenly froze.

Once, while drunk, he boasted that he would defeat the entire team one-on-five. After sobering up, he reflected on his mistake and realized that the demon girl, with her strong foundation and powerful skills, would be a real challenge to deal with if she infiltrated a five-man team. So, he took everyone to the hotel for a buffet, and while she was enjoying herself in the restaurant downstairs, he went back upstairs to fulfill his promise of a one-on-four fight.

Zhao Yuanzhen was still in the dark, which occasionally made Yan Yu feel proud and secretly happy. But the price was that if Chen Lingyun told her, she would definitely mix in many untrue and exaggerated details, which would really anger the witch and make her explode, and she would demand tenfold repayment...

Forget it, we are all family, there is no need to be angry!

Yan Yu carried Chen Lingyun on his back and felt that she seemed a lot heavier.

It's really amazing. This woman's body has remained the same for thousands of years, but now she has become plump.

He carried Chen Lingyun to the bathroom and said:
"You should brush your teeth yourself, right?"

"Monks don't need to brush their teeth." said Chen Lingyun.

"Do you understand the meaning of ritual?" Yan Yu looked at her with contempt. "According to what you said, you wouldn't have to eat, drink, or sleep. You'd be so energetic all day long for more than ten years. It would be boring to see you like that."

"Well, forget it, give me the tooth cup." Chen Lingyun changed her mind.

The two began brushing their teeth together. Yan Yu brushed while standing, while Chen Lingyun brushed on his back. They didn't look like a young couple, but more like father and daughter...

Damn, the female ghost turned from a little wife into a little daughter, why would I have such a dream?

Yan Yu drove the terrifying thoughts out of his mind, brushed his teeth and washed his face in sync with Chen Lingyun's rhythm, then went out, downstairs and into the living room.

"Order toast and fried eggs for breakfast, with a cup of coffee," Chen Lingyun ordered. "Order fried pork chop, salad, and white rice for lunch, with Phoenix brand spicy soy sauce."

"You're asking for so many damn things, can't you just go eat shit?" Yan Yu cursed, "Ningning is not here today, I can't do anything. At most, I can order takeout or go out to a restaurant." "Do you mind if I kiss you with my mouth that has eaten shit?" Chen Lingyun said with a smile.

"Get out of here!"

"Hmm." Chen Lingyun thought for a moment and suddenly said, "How about I ask Ningning to come back and cook?"

"Go ahead and call her, but do you think she'll come back?" Yan Yu said dismissively, "She took my son to the southern border for vacation. If she comes back to cook, will she leave him there? Would the child be willing to be brought back halfway through a trip? You're dreaming!"

"Indeed." Chen Lingyun nodded. "However, if she knew who made Ruoxi wear her clothes last time and messed up her room and bed, she might come back immediately."

Yan Yu: ……………………

How did you know? Did Ruoxi tell you... Impossible! Ruoxi refused to talk about it after that, and she wouldn't even let me mention it. How could she possibly tell Chen Lingyun?
Could it be that they're planting ghosts to eavesdrop again? That's not right, I clearly used my spiritual sense to investigate...

Yan Yu was puzzled, but he definitely couldn't let Ning Ning know the truth, otherwise there would be a big mess.

"I'll go fry some eggs." He stood up in grief and anger.

Forbearance!

What kind of grievance is it to cook for my wife? Considering how miserable and hardworking she was last night, it's not a problem to compensate her appropriately today.

I, Yan Yu, have always been clear about gratitude and resentment, and will never repay kindness with resentment!
Take out the toast, crack the eggs into the frying pan, and flip them over after they are set. Chen Lingyun's favorite fried eggs don't need salt or pepper, just plain...

But why should I do what she likes?

Not only am I adding black and white pepper, I'm also adding a lethal dose of cumin and five-spice powder! Plus some soy sauce!

After adding a lot of spices and soy sauce to the fried egg, the color began to darken slowly and gradually transformed into the shape of a dark fried egg.

Yan Yu also revealed a smug, devilish expression. Considering Chen Lingyun's fondness for slightly soft fried eggs, he deliberately cooked them until they were perfectly cooked, crispy around the edges, and then took them out, sandwiching them with toast and placing them on a plate.

Then came the coffee. Since this woman usually only drank pour-over coffee, Yan Yu thoughtfully took out a bag of instant coffee and a special "pour-over coffee essence" from the cupboard and sprinkled them in after brewing.

Finally, the meal and coffee were served.

Chen Lingyun was lying on the sofa, flipping through the parenting book that Yun Jin had not finished reading before, which made Yan Yu suddenly feel a chill down his spine.

Didn’t this woman say she wanted to be a DINK last time?

In any case, considering that he already has several children, it is not news to be celebrated that this despicable woman suddenly becomes interested in children.

Yan Yu placed the plate in front of her, snatched the paper from her hand, and said:
"Don't read while eating breakfast. Didn't anyone teach you table manners?"

"Oh, that's quite serious~" Chen Lingyun said with a smile, "Thank you, dear, for making breakfast for me."

She started with the toast and eggs, refusing to touch the coffee.

"How does it taste?" Yan Yu asked expectantly.

"Not bad," Chen Lingyun commented. "Even though it's got all sorts of messy seasonings, it surprisingly has a rich, layered flavor profile. It goes really well with the bland toast."

Yan Yu immediately became disappointed and continued to ask:
"Would you like to try the coffee I made for you?"

"No, thank you." Chen Lingyun declined, "I only drink pour-overs."

"Then why did you vomit it last night?" Yan Yu asked with a dark face.

"Hmm." Chen Lingyun blinked.

"Actually, I lied to you~"

　The time points of the extra chapters are after the main text is finished, and Ruoxi's will be updated later.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)