Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest.

Chapter 675: Strength

If Yan Yu were to give a subjective score to the three girls present based on their looks, with Teacher Mei as the passing score for conventional aesthetic standards at 6, then Zhou Hongyu would be the highest at 8.5, Li Minghu would be 8, and Tang Xiaolian would also be 8 based on her facial features alone. However, this little girl has a lively and cute personality, with a bit of girlish childishness, while Yan Yu prefers a more mature type, so he would deduct 0.5 points from her, bringing her score down to 7.5.

But to be honest, wearing that silver bell crown does add a lot of Miao style, so I'll give you another point to 8.5.

Be proud, you're tied with your captain!

"Can you sing 'Old Driver, Please Guide Me'?" Yan Yu subconsciously raised his eyebrows, revealing an interested expression, "Which version...hiss!"

Zhou Hongyu's grip became stronger!
Although she had always been cold and stern in the team, she was actually the boss of the team, treating the other team members as her brothers and sisters. Now the man she liked actually wanted to touch her sister, and wanted to do such an excessive thing as a sister meal. How could she tolerate it? How could she tolerate it?

Not crushing Yan Yu directly was her greatest restraint!
Li Minghu also sensed something was wrong. With a quick glance, he discovered that Yan Yu was being held captive by Zhou Hongyu. He quickly reached out to pry her fingers apart and rebuked her in a voice transmission:
"open!"

"No!" Zhou Hongyu immediately retorted.

"Which version?" Tang Xiaolian blinked, subconsciously wanting to play dumb and say, "I didn't know there were so many versions." But then she thought again, realizing this was the best opportunity to attack Yan Yu, so she smiled and said, "Do you want to hear the dirty version or the vegetarian version? There's only one vegetarian version, but there are plenty of dirty versions."

"I don't want to listen anymore..." Yan Yu took a breath.

Li Minghu's fingers were too thin, while Zhou Hongyu's fingers were long and strong. The former tried to pry the latter apart but failed, which instead brought more stimulation.

"What?" Tang Xiaolian pouted in dissatisfaction, "Why do you suddenly not want to listen anymore?"

You were the one who asked me which versions I had! I already admitted I could sing the dirty version, but you backed out... I had to work up my courage and put my pride aside!

"My tooth hurts." Yan Yu said.

"Let me take a look." Tang Xiaolian thought to herself, "Can a monk have a toothache? Deputy Captain Zhang even recovered from his myopia after the marrow cleansing. What kind of bacteria could corrode your teeth after the marrow cleansing and meridian cutting?"

Yan Yu was helpless and could only open his mouth and say "ah". He thought to himself, Tang Xiaolian helped me with my teeth, Hongyu, you won't continue to be jealous, right?
Zhou Hongyu had no time to worry about such trivial matters. She was completely engrossed in her fight with Li Minghu. They were vying for control of the baton while also trying to avoid causing the quilt to rise and fall too much, potentially alerting Tang Xiaolian. After all, invisibility wasn't undetectable; if someone sensed something was amiss, they could immediately spot the two of them sitting on the bed with a quick scan.

Yan Yu wanted to stop them, but unfortunately, his hands were on top of the quilt (to cover the quilt's ups and downs). If he suddenly reached into the quilt and drew Xiao Lian's attention, he would increase the chances of being discovered!

"Which tooth hurts?" Tang Xiaolian looked around, and the silver bell on the crown also jingled.

"The one inside." Yan Yu said vaguely.

Gua, Minghu, save me!
"Which one is it?" Tang Xiaolian thought to herself, "How can I find it with your description?" "Just lick it with your tongue."

Yan Yu's tongue immediately licked all the teeth in the lower left row.

"You licked too much!" Tang Xiaolian complained, "Just touch the painful spot!"

"Oh, everyone in that row is in pain." Yan Yu spoke slowly and long to buy time for Li Minghu.

Hongyu! Stop weighing it!

"They all hurt, so just pull them all out." Tang Xiaolian wrinkled her nose and tried to turn her head back, "I guess the gums are all rotten."

"No, my tooth can still be saved!" Yan Yu didn't dare to let her look away, and quickly opened his mouth wider, "Help me see where the hole is."

"Hmm..." Tang Xiaolian sighed inwardly.

Such a good time for the two of you to be alone should be used to chat, sing or... kiss or something, so how did it turn out that I had to check your teeth?

I went through so much trouble to confirm that the captain was not there, and then I sneaked over from the team alone!

but……

Looking at Yan Yu's open mouth, Tang Xiaolian suddenly had a strange idea.

If, I mean if, you put your tongue in there...

Uh, that's weird! Why would I have such thoughts? Hahahaha, I must be too nervous to start imagining random things...

"Knock, knock, knock!" Rhythmic sounds rang out from outside, followed by Ye Jun's greeting, "Yan Yu, are you there?"

Everyone at the scene shuddered. Especially Tang Xiaolian. She couldn't let anyone know that she had come to see Captain Yan privately, otherwise, if it got to Captain Zhou's ears...

She subconsciously glanced under the bed, quickly took off her crown and threw it under the bed, then quickly cast the invisibility spell and jumped onto the bed!

The escape was too sudden. Zhou Hongyu was still immersed in the shock of seeing someone outside when he was suddenly bumped into by Tang Xiaolian. He had to let go and fell backwards onto the bed.

"Ouch!"

Li Minghu finally grabbed the baton, which made Yan Yu feel relieved... Huh?

"Minghu?" he said in a voice transmission.

"Oh, okay." Li Minghu touched it a few times before letting go.

Yan Yu quickly got out of bed and opened the door for Ye Jun outside.

Tang Xiaolian bumped into the transparent object and subconsciously scanned with her spiritual sense, only to find Li Minghu and Zhou Hongyu. Suddenly, her whole body straightened!

Deputy Captain Li and...Captain Zhou?
No way!!! They were hiding in the room the whole time? So, wouldn't that mean that my conversation with Yan Yu was completely overheard by them...

"Xiao Lian." Zhou Hongyu said coldly.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, Captain Zhou. I didn't mean to hide it from you!" Tang Xiaolian hurriedly hugged Zhou Hongyu and cried while whispering.

Let’s not talk about how the two of them solved the problem, but Yan Yu opened the door for Ye Jun, and saw her holding a plastic bag in her hand, which contained several buns:
"Have you eaten?"

"No, come in." Yan Yu made way for her.

The battle of the four emperors begins!
He turned around and quietly scanned the bed with his spiritual sense. He saw Li Minghu kneeling obediently in the middle of the bed, while Tang Xiaolian and Zhou Hongyu were lying beside them, whispering something to each other.

"I brought this for you from the cafeteria. I think it's delicious. Come on, try it." Ye Jun sat down beside the bed uninvited and said enthusiastically, "Thin skin and big meat!"

Yan Yu picked up the bun and took a bite. It was indeed delicious. He didn’t expect that the chef in the base canteen had such skills.

After he finished eating a bun, he heard Ye Jun say:
"It's been really hard on you today."

Seeing that she was trying to find something to talk about, Yan Yu asked with a smile:

"Isn't Mr. Jing tired? Apart from the Zhenhai team, he also accompanied the other three games throughout."

"It's not like he's having a hard time." Ye Jun immediately rolled his eyes. "Why do you think he asked to accompany you? Because he doesn't want you to be the only pillar of the team!"

"Indeed." Yan Yu nodded approvingly. "I'm so popular that if he, the vice-captain, doesn't take the initiative to take on more work, he'll probably have no presence at all."

"Pfft!" Ye Jun couldn't help laughing, "That's true." "As the deputy captain for Master Jing, you are the one who has to work harder." Yan Yu said.

"Oh, it would have been great if I had joined the Zhenhai Team." Ye Jun said casually in a relaxed tone, but his eyes were fixed on Yan Yu's.

"You're from Tianjin, so it's impossible for you to come to Zhenhai." Yan Yu said with a smile, "Do the other second-tier teams of the Dingbei Army want to go?"

"That's definitely not possible." Ye Jun also laughed, "The other teams don't have you."

Li Minghu frowned, Zhou Hongyu's eyes became stern, and Tang Xiaolian was slightly stunned.

Isn't this a confession? This is clearly a confession! The team with you is the team she wants to join!

"You're being humorous." Yan Yu said, "What kind of team can produce a cultivator of my level? It's rare to see one in a thousand years, right? To be precise, it would have to be 0.000000 percent..."

"Okay." Ye Jun said, "There are at least hundreds of zeros after the decimal point."

Miss Ye's willingness to praise others just catered to Yan Yu's need to show off, so he ignored the other girls hiding in bed and just boasted and laughed:
"Don't disbelieve me, I'm telling you: the Sun that resides in my sea of consciousness is truly a sword force. Do you know that?"

"How could I not know that?" Ye Jun said with a smile, "Destroying a country with one sword, how impressive!"

"Guess why it chose me?" Yan Yu asked proudly.

"I don't know." Ye Jun said.

"Because of my swordsmanship, that's why." Yan Yu gave his brother a thumbs up. "It said that among the tens of millions of sword masters it has served, it can't find a single one whose swordsmanship can match mine. A wise bird chooses a tree to roost in, and a famous sword chooses a master to serve. Do you understand?"

"I never said that." Taiyang Zhenmei Sword Intention said, "Besides, where do tens of millions of sword masters come from?"

"Oh my, tens of millions of Sword Masters?" Ye Jun was also shocked. "Even if a new Sword Master is replaced every year, it will take tens of millions of years!"

"So I kill a sword master every year, right?" Jian Yi complained again, "I can't stand you."

"This is nothing." Yan Yu waved his hand. "In the world of cultivation, tens of millions of years is nothing. It's just a snap of a finger."

"It's been quite a long time indeed." Ye Jun said with a smile, "Sword Will waited tens of millions of years for you to appear. That's a probability of a string of zeros after the decimal point."

"You are so shameless and unfounded. You are indeed a talent that is hard to come by in tens of millions of years." Taiyang Zhenmei Sword Intention said sarcastically, "My previous sword masters were truly not as good as you in this respect."

"That's right." Yan Yu slapped his thigh and said, "You want to expect the other second-tier teams of the Dingbei Army to produce a cultivator of my level? It's impossible, right? If you change it to 'a cultivator with half my strength', that sounds more reliable."

"So what do you think of Jing Ye's level?" Ye Jun asked, "Is he half as capable as you?"

"It's hard to compare," Yan Yu said. "If we only evaluate his swordsmanship, mine is about half as good. But doesn't he also have Taoism?"

"Let me tell you something." Ye Jun suddenly remembered something and said with a smile, "He Ye had a private chat with me before... He Ye, that little girlfriend of Jing Ye, you still remember her, right?"

"Yeah, remember."

"She asked me who is more powerful, you or Jing Ye."

"what do you say?"

"I said Master Jing would carry your shoes." Ye Jun said.

"That's too much." Yan Yu quickly waved his hand and said, "You have to give him some face in front of his girlfriend, otherwise he will make things difficult for you."

"Well, that's what I wanted to say at first." Ye Jun said with a smile, "Then I changed my mind and realized that if I say that Master Jing is awesome, it's not sincere. If I say that you are even more awesome, Master Jing will lose face."

"So what did you say in the end?"

"I made a fool of myself by making some jokes."

"What about it?"

"I'll tell He Ye." Ye Jun deliberately stretched out his words and spoke slowly, "I said I haven't tried these two people, I really don't know who is more powerful; you have already tried Jing Ye, why don't you let me try Yan Yu, and then we can discuss and compare the results."

Yan Yu was listening attentively when he suddenly felt a tightness down there and shuddered.

Hongyu, why are you here again? Minghu, are you still here?

"Hey, what's wrong?" Noticing that his expression was not right, Ye Jun explained in surprise, "I was just kidding!"

"It's okay, it's okay." Yan Yu quickly leaned forward, "I know you were joking, you didn't mean it in that way."

In the dark, Tang Xiaolian, who had been watching the whole process, blushed and asked Zhou Hongyu and Li Minghu via voice transmission:

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Teach him a lesson." Zhou Hongyu gritted his teeth.

"Yan Yu doesn't want Ye Jun to discover us." Li Minghu explained to Tang Xiaolian more patiently, "If we do this, he will try to end the conversation and send Ye Jun away as soon as possible to avoid showing any signs of abnormality. Otherwise, if the two of them continue to perform crosstalk like this, who knows how long it will last!"

"Oh, indeed." Tang Xiaolian was also eager to try, "Then I'll give it a try too."

"Don't come here." Zhou Hongyu felt heartbroken and angry when he thought about his team's little sister Xiao Lian being taken advantage of by this beast. "Men's things are smelly, don't touch them!"

You're still holding on to something that stinks? Tang Xiaolian didn't believe it at all, and just rolled her eyes.

"Yeah." Ye Jun was also a little shy. She pushed her short hair back and changed the subject. "He Ye suggested that I try growing my hair long."

"You've never had long hair before?" Yan Yu asked in surprise.

"I tried it a few times," Ye Jun said embarrassedly. "I found washing my hair too troublesome, so I couldn't resist cutting it. What do you think?"

"I think girls look better with long hair." Considering that Zhou Hongyu and Li Minghu both had long hair, Yan Yu immediately stated his attitude calmly, "Of course, I don't mean to interfere with you. This is just my personal aesthetic preference."

The grip on them loosened a little, and it seemed that they were quite satisfied with my answer.

"Sure." Ye Jun showed a somewhat excited expression, "Then I'll try growing my hair long."

The grip was so tight! Yan Yu couldn't help but widen his eyes and took a breath.

Gua, Xiao Lian, save me!

Why are you just standing there watching?

(End of this chapter)