Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest.
Chapter 662 Everyone Returns Home
Chapter 662 Everyone Returns Home
Every woman Yan Yu knows has a strange sleeping posture.
Su Yunjin likes to hug her arms, probably because she often slept with a pillow in her arms since she was a child. Yan Yu also saw a large Stella Lou doll on the bed in her room.
Zhao Yuanzhen always sleeps on his side with his legs pressed up. It is speculated that this is because his buttocks are too big, making it uncomfortable to sleep with his legs together.
Lin Ning had a habit of unconsciously grabbing at things around her while sleeping. If Yan Yu was around, she would usually grab his hand, holding it tightly as if seeking a sense of security.
Xie Ruoxi would curl up into a ball, and if there was someone around, she would stick to them like a timid and shy little animal, occasionally talking in her sleep and giggling.
Relatively speaking, the most normal person was Chen Lingyun, who almost always slept on her back, her hands resting on her abdomen, breathing steadily, and maintaining a fixed position until dawn. Yan Yu tried to turn her body over, but after a while, he turned it back again - this woman probably had a sophisticated biological clock that continued to run during her unconscious sleep.
Compared to them, Anna's sleeping posture is not the worst, but it is not much better either.
She would drag Yan Yu's arm under her neck, as if she was being hugged by her husband, and then sleep comfortably.
Yan Yu tried to pull it out while she was asleep, and for the time being nothing happened. A few hours later, when he woke up from his sleep, he found that his arm was under her neck again. She must have woken up in the middle of the night and once again used the man's arm as a pillow.
This habit was second only to that of the Demonic Demonic Witch, both of which affected the quality of sleep for their partners. However, they also had an advantage: they fell asleep easily, were not afraid of being awakened, and could handle whatever you touched or teased them, so strictly speaking, it wasn't entirely a disadvantage.
Speaking of this, Yan Yu remembered a post he had seen in a forum before, asking everyone which one they thought felt better, a rubber ball or a plasticine ball.
The rubber ball has good elasticity and will quickly return to its original shape when pinched. From an aesthetic point of view, it is the most beautiful shape; the plasticine ball rebounds more slowly and is not as good-looking as the rubber ball when placed on the table, but it feels soft and comfortable when kneaded.
This thing is like rice. Some people like it to be plump and with distinct grains, while others like it to be soft and sticky and require little chewing. Similar taste issues can easily cause controversy among everyone, and no one can convince the other side.
But one thing is undisputed: bigger is better!
If you are given a marble-sized ball to play with, no matter whether it is rubber or plasticine, you can only comfort yourself by saying, "At least I have it."
If this is true for the ball, isn't it true for people too? The true meaning of love isn't finding the best person of the opposite sex, but rather not disappointing the person of the opposite sex who truly loves you.
Yan Yu pulled his arm out from under Anna's neck, then sat up on the bed and looked carefully at the woman beside him.
This girl...if you say she has a fever, many details show that she really has no experience in getting along with men, and she is driven by emotions rather than desire in her relationships; but if you say she is pure, which pure girl would play the patient game?
By the way, when did she start falling in love with me?
Yan Yu thought about it carefully for a moment and found that there was no clear time node or event. It seemed that he fell in love with her while chatting.
However, he had also been to Amur several times. The overall atmosphere of the witch group was that female superhumans were supreme, and all others were inferior races (including male superhumans who could not beat them). Therefore, all the men who came into contact with Anna wanted to worship her as a queen.
Growing up in this environment, the Eclipse Queen was completely devoid of any men who could truly be her equals. She was left with only two choices: either keep a male lover as a plaything, or find a man worthy of her and lock him down. Anna was undoubtedly the latter, demonstrating her exceptionally pure love for women.
Thinking of this, Yan Yu looked at the blonde beauty beside him and couldn't help but feel a hint of recognition.
Coincidentally, me too!
Although I won't lock myself with you, I recognize your qualifications to stay by my side!
Speaking of lockouts, there's another issue right now, and that's the girls on the team coming back.
Yan Yu calmly climbed out of bed, wondering how he would explain it to them if they found out Anna was here.
Come to think of it, I'm the captain of the team! Why should I explain my actions to others?
Well, that makes sense, I can rest assured.
Yan Yu came to the living room on the first floor, sat on the sofa and watched TV for a while, then he heard the sound of someone coming down the stairs behind him.
Anna, in her pajamas, came behind the sofa, put her arms around Yan Yu's neck, and asked in a lazy and charming tone:
"Guess which toothpaste from your bathroom I just used?"
"It tastes like mint, probably." Yan Yu guessed casually.
"Announce the answer." Anna gently bent down her upper body, gently held Yan Yu's head, and then kissed him.
It turned out to be the aloe vera flavored one... Wait, just kiss, why does it include a head massage?
Yan Yu's vision was blocked, so he had no way to observe and think for the time being.
Anna gave him a good morning kiss, turned and walked towards the kitchen and asked:
"I'm going to make breakfast. Do you have any toast?"
"No." Yan Yu said.
"Where are the cookies?"
“I had it originally, but I’ve finished eating it.”
"There's nothing. What do you want me to cook?" Anna scratched her blonde hair a few times and asked in confusion.
"You've been abroad for a few years, so you don't know how to make Luguo breakfast anymore, right?" Yan Yu was amused by her. "There are frozen dumplings, buns, steamed buns, and plain noodles in the refrigerator. Remember to add a fried egg for me."
"Then I'll give you some." Anna nodded and said, "It's too late to thaw frozen food now."
"Are you changing into a silly and cute persona?"
"Isn't it cute that you found me?"
"It brought out my stupidity."
Anna boiled the water, added the noodles, and stirred them with chopsticks. Suddenly, she heard the sound of a key opening the door outside.
The girls stood outside the door waiting for Yun Jin to open it. Xie Ruoxi suddenly asked curiously:
"What do you think the captain is doing now?"
"He's probably lying on the sofa playing with his phone," Lin Ning said. "He's so lazy, and there's no one at home, so he's definitely not doing anything."
"Because Yunjin usually takes care of most of the housework, right?" Zhao Yuanzhen suddenly had an idea and suggested, "Should we make a feint and go out for dinner somewhere else, deliberately leaving him at home and see if he gets anxious?"
No one paid any attention to her. It wasn't that Sister Zhao's job was too abstract, but everyone had been working with the Lu Guojun government to clean up the mess in the secret realm, clearing out the remaining ghosts, Asuras, sword puppets, and hostile transcendents. They were exhausted these days and urgently needed to go home to rest and recuperate.
It's like working a five-day shift, relying on the weekend to recover. But then someone asks, "How about we go team-building this weekend?" There's no way anyone would respond enthusiastically. Li Minghu trailed at the end of the group, remaining silent the entire way.
This time I came with the Zhenhai team, ostensibly because I wanted to take the pills given by Yan Yu, so I wanted to ask him to help look after it.
In fact, the top leaders of the Annan Army had privately communicated with Li Minghu and told her that Yan Yu was now the master of the Taiyang Zhenmei Sword Intent, and that Jian Yi himself was knowledgeable in the way of swordsmanship and could be called an encyclopedia. They asked Li Minghu to take advantage of her good relationship with Yan Yu and try to get as much knowledge about swordsmanship as possible.
Li Minghu was quite resistant to this. She was used to keeping public and private affairs separate and did not want to use personal relationships to meet the unit's mission requirements. At that time, the Annan Army's commander-in-chief, Zhang Xiangqian, said:
"You don't need to consider favors. Only when you interact more often will you develop feelings. If you don't interact with others, what's the point of owing them a lot of favors?"
This remark moved Li Minghu. She had heard that Ye Jun of the Dingbei Army had experienced psychological problems while developing his spiritual consciousness, and had come to the Zhenhai Team to seek Yan Yu's help and confide in him. For example, when the Zhenhai Team needed training, Zhou Hongyu of the Pingxi Army personally led the team, leaving Yan Yu in her debt...
They seize every opportunity, so do I have to keep standing still?
Yun Jin opened the door and looked towards the living room without even changing her shoes. Sure enough, she saw Yan Yu lying on the sofa reading a novel.
"Captain!" She showed a gentle and beautiful smile, "I'm back!"
"Oh, you must have had a hard time on the road." Yan Yu turned around and called out, "Anna, everyone is back. Let's see if there are any vegetables left in the refrigerator..."
Su Yunjin's expression changed immediately - as if the hostess had just returned home and found that the family wealth accumulated over the years had been looted, her face was full of dullness and shock.
Lin Ning was faster than her and rushed into the kitchen quickly, and saw Anna adding salt to the pot.
"Wait a moment." She turned to look at Lin Ning and said, "The noodles have just been cooked, I'm still seasoning..."
"You can't do that!" Lin Ning yelled in disbelief. "After the noodles are cooked, you have to take them out and rinse them with cold water. You can't use the cooking water as noodle soup!"
"Oh oh oh." Anna watched her grab the iron pan and skillfully take out the noodles and rinse them with water. She thought that she probably wouldn't have a chance to show off in the kitchen.
She turned back to the living room and saw the girls staring at her.
"Hi." Anna gave an awkward but polite smile and waved, "Hello everyone, nice to see you again. I came to visit Yan Yu and would like to stay at your place for a few days."
"Welcome, welcome." Su Yunjin had calmed down by now and said with a smile, "Which room do you want to stay in? I'll go and help you clean it up."
Anna wanted to say something polite and said, "I can clean it up myself," but then she saw Zhao Yuanzhen approaching aggressively, staring at her hands.
This made her subconsciously a little nervous. She thought that there was some scent of Yan Yu left on her hands, and this dog-nosed woman smelled it... So she subconsciously hid her hands behind her back, but heard Zhao Yuanzhen asked disappointedly:
"Where's the sausage? Where's the salami? Where's the black bread? You come to visit without any gifts? Do you know the etiquette?"
Anna was immediately overwhelmed and quickly explained with a smile:
"I've brought it, how could I forget you, Sister Zhao? I brought too much Rakshasa food this time, so I checked it in. It will probably take a while for it to arrive."
Zhao Yuanzhen uttered an "oh" and finally revealed a satisfied expression. He nodded and said:
"Welcome, welcome. I'll get you some snacks."
She hurried to the kitchen, and Xie Ruoxi immediately came over and greeted Anna.
The last time they came here, the relationship between the two was quite good, because Xie Ruoxi felt that her blonde hair and mixed-race appearance were very suitable for cosplay, so she had a natural sense of closeness to her.
After greeting Chen Lingyun and Li Minghu, Anna and Xie Ruoxi sat down on the sofa. Suddenly, they heard Zhao Yuanzhen scream:
"Where are my snacks? Yan Yu, you bastard!"
"Didn't I tell you I've finished eating?" Yan Yu shouted.
"Nine out, thirteen back!" Zhao Yuanzhen rushed out of the kitchen, frantic. "Didn't I tell you to buy nine bags of duck feet and put them back?"
"I don't have 9 packs of duck feet, do you want 9 slaps?" Yan Yu said contemptuously.
Zhao Yuanzhen was so angry that he was shaking, thinking to himself, you ate all my snacks and you are still so arrogant, just wait and see!
Everything you have taken from me, I will squeeze back from you tenfold or a hundredfold in the future!
"How about I go buy some snacks with you?" Li Minghu stood up and said softly, "Is there a supermarket nearby?"
"Yes, yes." Zhao Yuanzhen immediately walked down the stairs. His impression of Li Minghu also improved greatly. He smiled friendly and said, "Let's go buy some snacks! I won't give any of them to this bastard!"
She took Li Minghu's hand affectionately, and the two girls went out hand in hand.
Anna sat on the sofa and observed silently, thinking that Sister Zhao was still as easy to deal with as ever. As for the unfamiliar girl next to her... she didn't look like a good person.
Of course, on the other hand, too much debt is not a worry, too many lice are not an itch, Yan Yu has so many beautiful women around him, one more competitor is nothing, it doesn't matter at all, right?
Su Yunjin went to help clean the room, Lin Ning cooked noodles in the kitchen, Xie Ruoxi pulled Anna to chat, Chen Lingyun looked at them with a smile, turned around and asked Yan Yu:
"Have you slept yet?"
"Of course." Yan Yu asked proudly, "Who do you think I am?"
Chen Lingyun smiled without saying anything and continued to ask:
"But you're still a virgin, right? Will it damage your body?"
"I'm taking it out on you when I'm so frustrated." Yan Yu retorted.
"Hmm, I do." Chen Lingyun said with a smile without any reservation, "It's a pity that you have to wait for me to reach the great perfection of the Foundation Establishment Realm for a while."
"That can't be helped. Speaking of order, you're definitely the last one." Yan Yu knew she was a strong-willed person, so he deliberately emphasized the word "last one" and taunted her, "If you want to blame someone, blame your poor cultivation aptitude."
Chen Lingyun was indeed a little unhappy, but she still had a bright smile on her face and said in a voice transmission:
"It's okay. Just think of it as you specifically looking for them to practice your skills in advance for me."
Yan Yu's expression froze for a moment, and after a while he responded angrily:
"Just don't cry and beg for mercy when the time comes."
(End of this chapter)
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