Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest.

Chapter 594 Eating Ice Cream
This anime is really good.

First of all, the skin quality is very good, it feels smooth and soft without losing elasticity. Many people think that good skin needs good maintenance. For a stay-at-home girl who has a disordered work and rest schedule, the skin quality must be very poor.

In fact, the best maintenance is youth. After the marrow cleansing is completed, the body's metabolism is solidified to a perfect level. Even if you don't take care of your skin, you are better than all the rich ladies in the world who actively take care of themselves. Don't you see that after Zhang Huaide entered the marrow cleansing stage, even his myopia was cured, and he even got a pair of plain glasses to wear.

Secondly, her reaction is also very cute. She won't let you touch her top or bottom, but she'll start to squirm if you touch her waist. She only lets you touch the center of her belly, and she won't let you touch inside her clothes, or she'll get angry.

There are many ways to get angry, depending on how you touch her. If you touch her slowly, she'll be grabbed and pulled back onto her belly; if you touch her quickly, she'll get a slap on your hand, then be grabbed and put back into place; if you touch her quickly enough and touch something good she shouldn't, Ruoxi will let out a small cry, then turn around and glare at him like a stinkbug.

I didn’t expect this show to be so good!

In his previous life, when he was a child, Yan Yu also had the opportunity to get into the two-dimensional world. He was dragged by his elementary school classmates to watch several old animations and found that all the male protagonists were gentle, slow-witted and subpar. At that time, the elementary school student Yan Yu immediately made a violent statement: Only an equally weak otaku would believe that such a weak man could have a harem... Then he was collectively ostracized and blocked by the otakus in the class, and since then he lost the opportunity to become a god on the road to the two-dimensional world.

Damn it, if there was a 2D beautiful girl sitting on my lap and letting me touch her, I would definitely be like Yan Ruoxi now!

Around the sixth episode, Xie Ruoxi finally couldn't hold back anymore and jumped up from his lap:

"Alright! Alright! Captain, do you like anime or me?"

"Of course I like you." Yan Yu answered immediately.

Can’t put it down, absolutely can’t put it down!

Xie Ruoxi wanted to muster up the courage to scold the captain for his rude behavior, but then she thought that if she didn't change her clothes, she might be exposed. She could only hold down her skirt angrily and ran to the bathroom.

Yan Yu turned off the computer and left the study, thinking that although his sister's intentions were bad, she had carried out her plan well in the end. Could this be considered to offset her merits and demerits?
Of course not! If I indulge her this time, what will happen next time when her intentions are bad and her execution is bad? Just because I allowed her to come over and play doesn't mean I'm allowing her to cause trouble in my team!

He turned around and saw Zhao Yuanzhen coming out of the room.

Yan Yu immediately sneered and said:

"Come on! Whatever tricks you learned from my sister, use them all on me!"

Zhao Yuanzhen:?

"You're crazy." She said with disdain, the corners of her mouth curved in a disdainful arc, "I don't want to bother with you. I'm going downstairs to eat."

"Haha, so it's a tactic of playing hard to get!" Yan Yu's sharp eyes saw through her ridiculous little trick in an instant. "Okay, okay, let's just assume that I fell into your trap. Your indifference has piqued my interest in you. What are you going to do next?"

The demon girl ignored him and went downstairs to the kitchen. She opened the freezer and took out a large packaged bucket of ice cream. She went to the cupboard to get a clean iron spoon, sat on the sofa, watched TV and scooped the ice cream into her mouth.

The ice cream was practically the size of a movie theater popcorn bucket. It was clearly a family bucket (serves 3-4 people). A mortal who ate it all by himself would probably get diabetes. Zhao Yuanzhen didn't mind the taste, stuffing his cheeks with bite after bite, staring intently at the male and female leads on TV, each one adorably affectionate.

Yan Yu sat down beside her, crossed his arms and stared at her silently, thinking to himself, your foreplay is too long, what will you do if I lose my patience and turn around and leave?
Just as I was beginning to doubt this, Zhao Yuanzhen suddenly turned around, raised his ice cream and said:
"You want a bite too? You're staring at me eagerly. If you want to eat, just tell me! It's not like I won't share with you."

"Who wants to eat your ice cream..." Yan Yu wanted to say something, but the witch had already stuffed the spoon in and fed him a super big mouthful.

It's quite sweet, with a hint of industrial syrup.

Zhao Yuanzhen watched him swallow the ice cream and suddenly said:
"Yan Yu, be honest, do I share all the good things I have with you?" "Yes." Even though Yan Yu had a deep prejudice against her in his previous life, he had to admit that she really didn't hide anything in this regard.

Not to mention the hard work he puts into leading everyone in practice every night, even if he collects any treasures in the secret realm, he basically lets the captain distribute them, and he never thinks of keeping them for himself.

Although Yan Yu often had to discipline her verbally and correct her behavior in order to train her character, he was not yet at the point where he had to lie to her with his eyes open, otherwise it would damage his dignity in the witch's heart, which would be a loss.

"If your master gave you something good, shouldn't you tell me about it?" Zhao Yuanzhen said, "Of course, if it's for the Sword Immortal, forget it. I'm not interested in flying swords. I just want your attitude and your guarantee."

"Really?" Yan Yu changed his tone and asked her gently, "Is your Red Lotus Bowl still working well?"

"Of course it comes naturally." Zhao Yuanzhen replied without hesitation, "Who am I? I'm an expert at using this kind of magical weapon."

"If I had given the Red Lotus Bowl to someone else and not left it to you, what would you have done?" Yan Yu said gently, "Since I gave you the bowl, it means I put you first in my heart. But you still suspect that I am hiding something from you. How would I feel?"

Zhao Yuanzhen really thought that it made sense. Although she was a bit suspicious by nature and occasionally suspected that Yan Yu was not telling her the truth, but for the sake of the Red Lotus Bowl, it was not impossible to pretend that nothing had happened, so she explained:

"I don't doubt you. I'm just worried that something might damage the relationship between us, so I want to remind you."

"You're directly doubting me like this, and that's what's ruining our relationship!" Yan Yu saw her backing down and immediately punched her back. "I originally trusted you, but now you say something like this. How am I going to resolve this? An apology is definitely not enough. Of course, I won't make things too difficult for you. I just need your attitude and reassurance."

Zhao Yuanzhen frowned.

In this case, it was indeed my fault. If I couldn't resolve this properly, what would I do if the thief really held a grudge and refused to give me the good stuff he had in the future?
No, let's test his attitude first.

"Then how do you want to solve this?" The witch softened her tone and said coquettishly, "I'll do as you say."

"Let me ask you, what did my sister say to you before?" Yan Yu asked.

Zhao Yuanzhen then told Yan Yu about Yan Jing's public classroom:

"As for the private lessons later, she said they would be tailored to each person, so I don't know what she told the sisters. Anyway, when it was my turn, she stared at me for a long time and said that I didn't need to learn at all... That's for sure! You and I are already Taoist companions, so why would you need to hold anything against me?"

Of course, every account in the Book of Hate will be properly settled in the future. However, as your Taoist companion, I already knew that I wouldn't resort to such dirty tricks to collect the debt!
Yan Yu thought that this seemed to be true. After a moment of hesitation, the witch suddenly took his hand and said in a sweet voice:

"How about we go to my room and eat this tub of ice cream together?"

"how to eat?"

"You can eat it however you want."

Okay, okay, I didn’t eat enough at Ruoxi’s place, so I’ll make up for it with you first!

Yan Yu nodded calmly, scanned with his spiritual sense to confirm that there was no one around, then took his Taoist partner's hand and slowly went upstairs.

　Maybe later in the evening
　　
　
(End of this chapter)