Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest.
Chapter 551 I’m here to join you
Chapter 551 I’m here to join you
Xie Ruoxi once created a Cosplay enthusiasts group.
The original intention of creating the group might have been to attract attention, or perhaps to create a niche for herself; she couldn't remember the specific reason. As a result, like most groups of readers and book lovers, this cosplay group grew larger and larger, and then countless unconventional people emerged, and now it has become a private domain for welfare-related girls. Everyone discusses all day long how to get the photographer to waive the photography fee, or what costumes can make customers pay more.
Xie Ruoxi had nothing to say about these wolf-like and ferocious seniors. Since people have different ideas, they cannot work together. So she simply added the group to the blocked list and stopped paying attention to it.
Somehow, when she heard Chen Lingyun say "give the captain some benefits to improve friendship", she suddenly thought of this group - it must be said that when it comes to how to deal with men, this group is really full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, comparable to the online Pansi Cave.
"I have a question for everyone." Xie Ruoxi opened the chat group and typed, "I have a crush, and I'm pretty happy with him. Now I want to take it a step further. Can anyone give me some advice on how to do it?"
Someone quickly responded:
"Is this the group owner? I thought he had deleted his account and ran away."
"That depends on what type of guy you're crushing on. If it's a young boy who's just starting to fall in love, you can ask him out for dinner and a movie, preferably a horror movie. Then, pretend to be scared and put your finger in his hand. After the movie, say you're still scared, and continue holding hands with him while you walk down the City Walk. If you can get him by this point, you've basically got him."
Xie Ruoxi pondered for a moment, and a picture quickly emerged in his mind:
"Captain, I want to watch a movie."
"Watching a stupid movie! Have you finished your training? How accurate are your thunder skills? You want to slack off, right? You agreed to train for 19 hours a day? Get back to training right now!!!"
Xie Ruoxi couldn't help but shudder, and quickly dispelled those terrible thoughts from her mind, and continued to say in the chat group:
"He's my boss. If I ask him out for dinner or a movie, I'll probably just get scolded for delaying work."
"Hey, is he the domineering CEO type?" Another old driver appeared, surprisingly the Dragon King of the day. "Would the group leader like to introduce him to me? I can help you identify what kind of man he is."
"Haha, no need." Xie Ruoxi thought to herself, you dare to think about it, I'm not even worthy of it.
"If he's a workaholic, the situation is relatively complicated," said Long Wang. "The simplest way is to visit his home under the pretext of discussing work. After the discussion, say you're a little thirsty. If he asks if he wants a drink, half the deal is done. Then you can drink and chat, trying your best to read his expression and go along with his wishes. Get him at least tipsy before midnight, then say it's late and you need to leave. If he says he's worried about you walking around late and suggests you stay the night, then the other half of the deal is done. Then pretend to be drunk and find an excuse to go to his room and make love, and you're done."
"Ah, that's so troublesome." Xie Ruoxi saw this long paragraph and instinctively started clapping her hands, "Isn't there anything simpler?"
"You were flirting with a man, not buying silver for a customer, thank you." The Dragon King criticized her mercilessly, "Men are different from women. They have a clear distinction between relationships. Purely physical is purely physical, and emotional is emotional. So you must not go astray from the beginning."
Soon, several people began to flatter her, saying things like "She's worthy of being the queen of mistresses, Nana-chan" and "There's no end to what you can learn from her." All kinds of compliments began to flood the screen.
"But he and I actually live together." Xie Ruoxi continued typing. "The excuse that walking at night is unsafe doesn't apply, right?"
"We're all living together, isn't that easy?" Several older drivers popped up and chimed in, "Just stay in his room tonight. Just find any excuse and stay put."
"Indeed, all we need is a stay overnight." The Dragon King agreed with everyone else's opinion. "Go drink some wine, then pretend to be drunk and walk into the wrong room. Take off your clothes and sleep on his bed. When he comes in and lifts the covers, you hug him and make love. Then you can rely on the wine."
"Do I have to take it all off?" Xie Ruoxi was very embarrassed. "Can I just leave my underwear on?"
"If you're wearing something sexy, you can keep it," the Dragon King said. "Try to wear something a little more flaming."
Xie Ruoxi closed the chat group, remained silent for a long time, and sighed.
Alas, I promised to work hard to become stronger and make the captain look up to me, but the accuracy of my thunder magic has never improved. The captain must be very disappointed in me.
Forget it, forget it! The right way doesn’t work, so I can only resort to the crooked way! ————————
After dinner, Lin Ning found an opportunity and said to Yan Yu:
"I'm going out for a walk with Yunjin, would you like to come?"
"Not coming." Yan Yu said.
Lin Ning had something to tell him, so how could she allow him not to come? She and Su Yunjin immediately clamped Yan Yu's arms on the left and right, and said attentively:
"Let's go! A walk after dinner will help digestion!"
Yan Yu just felt confused. I am a cultivator, what is there that is difficult to digest?
But he also guessed that Lin Daiyu and Secretary Su had something to tell him, so he let them drag him out.
The three of them left the villa and strolled along the nearby river. They saw many monks strolling around, most of whom were monks from the first-tier teams in the Zhendong Army.
Yan Yu saw Qiu Ze, Sun Ziyi and Chang Sisi, who were discussing something one after another. Suddenly, they noticed Yan Yu and immediately showed a tacitly ambiguous smile, and quickly distanced themselves from each other - as if to say that they would not disturb your relationship.
"Tell me." Yan Yu rubbed his brows, "What do you want to talk to me about?"
"Let me make it clear first," Lin Ning said seriously, "I haven't revealed a single word to anyone. As for how Yun Jin knew about this, you can ask her yourself. I don't know either."
"Yunjin?" Yan Yu asked.
"Ningning really didn't tell me anything, and I don't know what you do every night." Su Yunjin said with a smile, "I only know that she goes to your room at night."
"Oh." Yan Yu pondered for a while, thinking that everyone was living together after all, and it would be difficult to hide the fact of joint cultivation when there were too many people involved, and it would be discovered by others sooner or later.
Come to think of it, Yunjin's cultivation talent is far superior to Ningning's, otherwise she wouldn't be a Dharma cultivator. Back when she battled the Demon Buddha, she single-handedly activated the Southern Dipper Galaxy Secret Technique, forcing the sky full of lanterns to stay afloat for several minutes! Her True Essence is also abundant. With Yunjin's help, I imagine her cultivation speed will be significantly improved.
"Actually, we are practicing." Yan Yu finally thought carefully and replied, "The reason I didn't tell you is because this thing needs to be strictly confidential, so we are still observing you."
"Ningning passed the examination earlier than me?" Su Yunjin asked with a smile.
The pressure was building, but Yan Yu didn't care at all. He just said calmly, "She just happened to find out before you."
"So that's how it is." Su Yunjin breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that as long as the captain didn't favor Ningning, it would be fine. "So you, Sister Zhao, and Ningning are practicing? Can I join in? I can also abide by the confidentiality requirements."
"I have to ask Sister Zhao." Yan Yu said, "She provided the cultivation method, so it needs to be kept secret."
"I understand." Su Yunjin nodded, "I'll go talk to Sister Zhao."
After the three of them finished discussing with each other, they turned around and planned to go back to the villa, but they didn't know that on the second floor of the villa, Xie Ruoxi, who had eaten a few chocolates with liquor fillings, was only wearing underwear and sneaked into Yan Yu's bed.
"Pretend to be drunk, pretend to be drunk, pretend to be drunk and don't let it get revealed..." She thought over and over in her mind, and gradually her consciousness became blurred.
Xie Ruoxi couldn't help but fell asleep.
(End of this chapter)
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