Chapter 524: Awesome Jingye
When Lin Ning and Su Yunjin came back from buying groceries, they saw Yan Yu sitting on the sofa, holding a pillow in his arms, kneading and squeezing it unconsciously.

"I bought the strawberries!" Lin Ning put the bag on the coffee table in front of him.

Yan Yu said "oh" without looking up, but continued to knead the pillow absent-mindedly, as if he was playing with two large bouncy balls.

"Captain?" Su Yunjin asked in surprise.

After being attacked by the gravity tentacles, Yan Yu finally came to his senses and nodded:

"Have you bought the vegetables?"

"I bought it a long time ago!" Lin Ning was angry. "When I called you just now, you were absent-minded. What were you thinking about?"

"Ahem." Yan Yu coughed a few times, put down the pillow, stood up and said, "Let's go cook? Do you need help?"

"Go wash the vegetables." Lin Ning ordered.

"I'll help cut the vegetables." Su Yunjin also volunteered. The cooking training course during the New Year was not in vain.

The three of them went to the kitchen to cook. After a while, Xie Ruoxi and Chen Lingyun also came out of the basement.

The former had a look of doubt on his face, and he didn't understand why he was already at the Huafu level, but was still beaten by Chen Lingyun, who was at the Xisui level - am I really that weak?
After dinner, Xie Ruoxi plucked up the courage to find Yan Yu to ask about this matter.

"Nonsense," Yan Yu said disdainfully. "The power of the Dao Flying Sword is primarily affected by your cultivation level, while dodging depends on your technique. You've only reached the Huafu level, so how could technique just drop from the sky into your head?"

"What should we do then?" Xie Ruoxi asked helplessly.

"Practice!" Yan Yu said firmly, "After dinner, go to the basement and practice the Divine Movement Technique to rush through the wall and then use the Cloud Ascending Technique to stop suddenly. Practice a thousand times until you can instinctively send and receive as you wish!"

Xie Ruoxi went downstairs with a feeling of despair. Yan Yu looked at her from behind and thought that even the pretty loser had made some progress.

At least if it's a pretty loser you just met, when you ask her to train she either slacks off or looks for an opportunity to escape. Now at least she's willing to work hard to train - isn't this progress?

"Yan Yu." Chen Lingyun suddenly sent a voice message.

"What?" Yan Yu asked.

"While we were talking just now," Chen Lingyun asked with a smile, "you kept staring at her chest. Was it because some rice grains fell on it while she was eating?"

This technique is called "bad words are easy to say", and its actual meaning is to accuse someone of being vulgar and lascivious. Yan Yu sneered and said disdainfully:
"If not hers, then yours? Oh, sorry, yours is so well hidden, I can't find it."

Chen Lingyun's eyes twitched a few times, and her smile became a little difficult to maintain. She turned her head away tactfully and stopped talking.

The phone suddenly vibrated. Yan Yu unlocked the screen and saw that it was a message from Ye Jun.

[Zhu Jun]: Captain Yan, help.

【Win people over with virtue】: What’s wrong?
[Zhu Jun]: I went to do an experiment on spiritual consciousness hosting.

【Conquer people with virtue】: Oh, did you succeed?

[Zhu Jun]: It was successful, but there were side effects.

Yan Yu frowned slightly, feeling that the "20% chance of side effects" mentioned by Manager Yang was a serious underestimate.

【Conquer others with virtue】: Tell me about it.

Zhu Jun: I'm just incredibly pessimistic and downhearted right now, tears streaming down my face uncontrollably. Conquering others with virtue: Oh, amplifying emotions? I know this. Go find some funny videos, but be careful not to have people around, or your laughter will draw their attention, and you'll end up making a fool of yourself.

Zhu Jun: I tried it, but it didn't work. Now I'm completely depressed and don't know if I should take antidepressants.

Yan Yu immediately understood. Ye Jun's side effect wasn't an amplification of emotions, but an amplification of pessimism... It seemed milder than Zhao Yuanzhen's, but in reality, it was more difficult to resolve. After all, if a demon girl was overly sad, she could still watch something cheerful. The worst that could happen was she would jump from one extreme to another. But there was no solution for Ye Jun's situation.

Zhu Jun: My mind is full of what you said to me earlier. Captain Yan, I'm not good at swordsmanship, I don't have the talent, I don't come from a high background, and I'm not very smart. I only rely on the Xuanguang Ruler to stay in the Longxiong team. When everyone is able to protect themselves in the future, I estimate that I will definitely be eliminated and optimized. It's almost certain.

Zhu Jun: By then, there's a good chance no team will want me. I'll be laid off in middle age, struggling to make a living, carrying a dirty snakeskin bag and picking up trash bottles around town. What if my fans recognize me while I'm working? I'll be so embarrassed.

【Conquer People with Virtue】: I know you are sad, but please don't be sad. Does Mr. Jing know about this?
Zhu Jun: No, I didn't dare tell anyone on the team. Why did the 20% side effect have to fall on me? Am I just too fragile? If they found out, even if they wouldn't say it, they'd definitely be thinking, "Oh, that Ye Jun bitch is such a loser." What would I do then?

To be honest, if the two were communicating face to face, Yan Yu would understand that the other person was in some abnormal state of sadness and needed to confide in and receive care and comfort; but this typing chat felt like watching a crosstalk talk show.

Yan Yu sent a message saying "Is it convenient for video chat?" and at the same time got up and went back to his room upstairs.

After a while, a video invitation came from the other side.

Yan Yu clicked to agree, and saw Ye Jun sitting in her room at this time, her eyes were red, obviously she had just cried, and there was a pile of used napkins on the table next to her.

"Ye Jun," Yan Yu said earnestly, "You feel useless now because of the electric shock to your sea of consciousness, but in fact, you are not as useless as you think."

"So I am indeed a waste, it's just a matter of degree, right?" Ye Jun sniffed and said, "I just knew it..."

"Ahem, you're not a loser." Yan Yu quickly denied, "You...you're pretty, aren't you? Look in the mirror. Were you ever pursued in high school? Or in junior high?"

"Yeah." Ye Jun nodded, and his mood seemed to have improved a little.

If one must find advantages in the cultivator, then Ye Jun's Xuanguang Ruler's defensive buff is essentially a burden to the team, and has absolutely nothing to do with the sense of accomplishment of killing an enemy general. When he says, "I've never felt valuable in the team," Yan Yu will not be able to continue to comfort him.

That's why he took a different approach and turned to discussing appearance, trying to help the other person regain his confidence. Secretary Ye must be very beautiful, otherwise how could he have been the spokesperson for the Dingbei Army in his previous life? He was a popular figure in his previous life.

"Yes, yes." Yan Yu said, "You are a great beauty, Ye Jun! If there are any shortcomings in your cultivation, you can practice and improve them later. But your appearance is basically determined by nature unless you have surgery. You are ahead of most people at the starting line! Such a beautiful girl is pleasing to the eye just by looking at her. How could she be a waste?"

Hmm? It doesn't seem impossible... Never mind. If I'm going to comfort someone now, I'll just say something nice.

"Do you think I'm useless except for my looks?" Ye Jun suddenly asked.

"No way!" Yan Yu quickly denied, "Powerful female monks are everywhere, but powerful and beautiful female monks are so rare!"

"You're a good flatterer." Ye Jun sniffed hard and burst into tears, "But what makes me sad is that I don't think I can stay in the Longxiong team for long..."

"It's okay, it's okay. You can come to our Zhenhai Team!" Yan Yu said immediately, "The Zhenhai Team welcomes you!"

"So you also think that I will be cut by the Longxiong team..." Ye Jun started crying again.

Damn, why is this woman from Tianjin so difficult to deal with? Yan Yu tried hard to suppress his impatience and quickly corrected himself:
"The Longxiong team doesn't deserve you! Liu Longtao is short-sighted, and the Dingbei Army is corrupt and incompetent. If you stay there, you'll be wasting our talents and your talents will be wasted. Only the Zhenhai team is your final destination!"

"Okay, I understand." Ye Jun wiped away her tears and nodded, saying, "Then I'll go and ask Master Jing to transfer to another team now."

Uh... Yan Yu was confused.

(End of this chapter)

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