Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest.

Chapter 205 Pretend Competition
Although various rumors slandering Yan Zhanlong have been rampant recently, the person involved, Yan Yu, has ignored them, which undoubtedly made people around him, such as Li Weiguo, secretly relieved.

Wait, is Yan Yu the only person involved?
Let's not talk about Xie Ruoxi for now. Yan Yu has the mobile game account that she has treasured for many years in his hands. She is like a dead fish. Now she will do whatever he asks her to do and will definitely not have any other ideas because of any rumors.

However, as members of the "Harem Team", Lin Ning and Su Yunjin were not so calm.

The parents, who learned about the rumor from the Internet, immediately called their beloved only daughter to ask whether the Zhenhai Team was really a brothel.

"Oh, no," Su Yunjin explained to her parents, holding her phone in her hand. "Don't believe everything you hear. One moment they say it's unsafe to be in the team, and the next moment they say there'll be hidden exploits... These are just rumors from outsiders."

"No need to come over! Really, no need to come over, I'm fine... Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, that's it, I'm hanging up."

She put down her phone exhausted and saw Lin Ning sitting on the sofa opposite her, also using a coded dialect to talk to her family.

"Have you explained it?" Yan Yu asked casually as he passed by with a cup of water.

Su Yunjin looked at him with a carefree look, as if nothing had happened to him, and immediately felt angry. When the words came to her lips, she suddenly thought and asked:

"Captain, didn't your family ask you?"

"No," Yan Yu replied, "My sister will be in charge of explaining things to my parents, so it's not a big problem."

"It would be nice if I had a younger sister," Su Yunjin sighed. "There's no one at home to comfort my parents."

"Let your parents have another child." Yan Yu said.

"That's impossible. They're almost fifty." Su Yunjin smiled softly, "Why not let Jingjing become my sister too, haha."

Yan Yu immediately became alert. What was this roundabout way of “wanting to be a family with you”?
But Su Yunjin had already stood up and took the cup to get water from the water purifier.

"Oh no!" Lin Ning next to her hung up the phone angrily with an expression that said "I'm really convinced."

"Have you been questioned by your family as well?" Yan Yu asked cheerfully.

"It's none of your business!" Lin Ning said angrily.

Yan Yu:?
Yes, your family is bothering you, but it’s none of my business, why are you angry with me?
Lin Ning stood up and trotted upstairs. Yan Yu stood there for a moment, shaking his head and laughing.

This little girl probably comes once a month, so don't bother with her.

He sat down on the sofa with a cup in his hand, opened the chat group on his phone, and saw that the monks were indeed discussing the "Harem Team". After all, this big melon has now gone viral.

[Expressing eloquence]: Judging by their past battlefield performance, the Zhenhai team is undoubtedly top-tier. The term "harem team" is used because outsiders can't grasp the technical details; they only see gender.

Zhu Jun: That makes sense. But it's strange that the public opinion has become so outrageous. Didn't the Zhendong Army get involved?

【26】：It is suggested that they should all be arrested and shot.

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[The Moon Hangs over East Lake]: I hope it won't affect the Zhenhai team's battle preparations.

[The Moon Hangs over East Lake]: However, Team Yan doesn’t seem like someone who would be affected by such boring public opinion.

[Feilong Zai Tian]: It doesn't matter whether it's affected or not. How can a man whose sword-drawing speed is slowed down by too many women possibly be a good sword immortal?
Yan Yu took a closer look and found that the profile picture was indeed a selfie of Cai Qianlong. He was wearing a pair of sunglasses and looked very showy.

[Miao Girl Tang Lingling]: Sweating Soybeans.jpg
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[Rizhao Pearl River]: Sweating soybeans.jpg
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[Rizhao Pearl River]: Come on, let’s invite our young master Liu from Beijing to share his thoughts on how to be a good swordsman.

[Mr. Liu]: I don’t have much to say, Lao Yan @ wins people over with virtue.

Yan Yu typed slowly and leisurely.

[Conquering People with Virtue]: @飞龙在天. Cai Qianlong, right? This will be broadcast live nationwide, so remember to prepare well.

[Feilongzaitian]: Indeed. I heard that regardless of winning or losing, you have to attend a press conference after the match. I guess I need to think of a victory speech in advance.

[Conquering People with Virtue]: You could prepare scripts for both victory and defeat. [Feilongzaitian]: Hmm, what do you mean? Shouldn't you be saying something like, "You idiots just need to figure out how to explain your defeat"?
[Conquer others with virtue]: Haha, it’s okay, you can prepare both hands, and I will help you say the victory speech when the time comes/smile.jpg.

【Liu Shao】: sweating soybeans.jpg
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[Rizhao Zhujiang]: Let’s not talk about the competition for now. I declare Yan Yu the winner of this pretentious qualifying round.

[Feilong Zai Tian]: Then please, Senior Yan, let me see whether your flying sword is as sharp as your tongue.

[Mr. Liu]: Damn, Xiao Cai wasn’t so polite when he challenged me back then.

【26】：What did he say at that time?

Young Master Liu: "Today I accept the title of Dingbei Army's Number One Monk!"

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Yan Yu was looking at the chat group on his phone when suddenly someone knocked on his head from behind.

"Where are we going to eat tonight?" Zhao Yuanzhen leaned over the sofa from behind (the sofa immediately deformed) and asked him.

"Where do you want to eat?" Yan Yu asked casually, "Don't I still owe you a few meals?"

"I don't feel like going out to eat today. I'm a bit tired of eating all day." Zhao Yuanzhen was playing with his phone. "Can you buy some ingredients and cook hot pot at home?"

"Then you tell Lin Ning." Yan Yu said.

"She's in a bad mood." Zhao Yuanzhen shook his head and said, "It seems her family is pressuring her to get married again. I passed by the door and heard her complaining to Yunjin."

"What's going on in her family? They're urging her to get married right after she entered college?" Yan Yu was also a little amused.

However, Lin's father's judgment of his daughter was indeed correct. In her previous life, Lin Ning was already in her thirties, not to mention marriage, she had never even had her first love and refused to go on blind dates. Anyone who was her father would be anxious.

"That's not necessary," Zhao Yuanzhen said with emotion. "Since you've embarked on cultivation, you should escape from the Three Realms and stay out of the mundane world. How can you still be bothered by worldly affairs? Even if you've formed a golden elixir, your lifespan will be at least a thousand years, so why do you have to get married and have children?"

"You know shit!" Yan Yu said disdainfully, "You can extend your life by a thousand years, but can your father? He wants to hold a grandson in his arms before he dies, to see his own bloodline continue. Is that hard to understand? Oh, sorry, I forgot you don't seem to have a father. That's okay."

Zhao Yuanzhen was so angry that he was shaking and gritted his teeth secretly:

"The little thief insulted me for having no parents. Although it's true, it still makes me feel uncomfortable! How can I achieve enlightenment if I don't take revenge? I'll just remember this. When I achieve enlightenment one day, I will definitely kidnap this little thief's parents and ask him who is the one without parents!"

Thinking of this, a picture emerged in my mind:
Inside his own cave, Yan's father, who had been captured, was making tea for him, his mother was cooking for him, and his sister was massaging his shoulders and back. Yan Yu had finally found his way here, and upon entering, he saw the entire family surrounding his Taoist partner. He couldn't help but glare and yell, but he only heard Yan's father shout:

"What are you doing standing there at the door? Is your leg broken? Come over here and serve your wife!"

Yan Yu, the little thief, was so angry! Filial piety was the most important thing, so he had to endure the humiliation and whispered a "yes" to his father. Then he came over to flatter and serve him. When the time came, he kicked off his slippers, stepped his silk stocking-clad feet on his shoulders, and slowly played with and humiliated him in front of his family...

hehe~
Zhao Yuanzhen was so happy with the thought that his smile became more and more silly and cute.

Yan Yu looked at her in bewilderment, thinking that this evil witch must have had a problem with her brain circuit again. He was about to give her a wake-up call when the cell phone on the coffee table suddenly rang.

Qi Changping called.

Instructor Qi wouldn't call if there was nothing wrong. If he did, it would definitely be something important. Yan Yu picked up the phone and pressed the hands-free button, and heard the other party say:
"Yan Yu, the Secret Realm matchup, originally scheduled for Thursday, has been moved forward to Wednesday. You will be at the airport tomorrow morning at 9:10 AM. There will be a pre-match press conference with the Sanjin team this afternoon. It won't be an exclusive interview, so you will choose someone to represent the team and answer the reporters' questions. All members will be present. Get a good night's rest. You will enter the Secret Realm at 9: AM on Wednesday, and someone from the Dingbei Army will pick you up at : AM."

"Hmm." Yan Yu thought for a moment. "During the pre-match press interview, there shouldn't be anyone who would be so ungrateful as to ask me some awkward questions, right?"

"If there are any questions that are inconvenient to answer, the host from the Dingbei Army will help skip them," Qi Changping whispered. "But to be on the safe side, you can also prepare some routine, official-sounding answers to evade the questions."

"I understand." Yan Yu said, "It's a military secret. I can't tell you... Is that right?"

"No, what I mean is..." Qi Changping was silent for a moment, then said, "Forget it, it shouldn't matter. Just answer according to your personality."

Let him show off! At worst, we can just ask the online commentators to work overtime that day to compete with those little black fans.

(End of this chapter)