Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest.
Chapter 151 Oh, I want to have fun
Chapter 151 Oh, I want to have fun
When the wheel of history reaches a turning point, most passengers are unaware.
On August 8th, the "Wenyuan Pavilion's Guiding Opinions on the Era of Spiritual Qi Revival" were officially distributed to the six ministries of the Outer Court for implementation. This marked the end of the Lu Kingdom's period of secrecy and the official recognition of the spiritual energy revival to all sectors of society.
Good times have come!
The news briefly topped the trending search charts on various platforms, but then quickly fell off the charts, replaced by another, even more significant trending search:
What to do with only four days left of summer vacation.
"Brother!" Yan Yu had just answered the phone call from his sister when Yan Jing's wailing voice rang out, "Summer vacation is about to end! What should I do if I don't want to go to school..."
"It's none of my business whether you want to go to school." Yan Yu consoled his sister, "Have you finished your summer homework?"
There was a sound of gasps from the other side:
"Brother, I finally forgot about this, can you please not remind me?"
"I was wrong." Yan Yu said gently, "I should have reminded you on the last day of summer vacation."
"Brother, you are such a disgrace!" Yan Jing wailed again, "I don't care. I'm in Jinling now. You have to take good care of me in the last few days."
"Why did you come to Jinling?" Yan Yu was suddenly shocked.
"Come and play." Yan Jing said confidently, his tone exactly the same as when he told the girls, "Let's practice more."
"Did Mom and Dad agree?" Yan Yu asked her quickly.
"Brother, I'm already sixteen. Do I need my parents' permission to go out?" Yan Jing asked him in confusion. "This isn't a feudal society where women can't leave their homes. If you still cling to these decadent ethical ideas, you'll never find a girlfriend in the future."
"Heh." Yan Yu laughed in anger. "Where are you staying when you come to Jinling to play?"
"I don't know, brother, you arrange it."
"I don't have summer vacation, so how can I arrange time for you?"
"If you don't have time, just give me the money." Yan Jing suggested sensibly, "I'll make the arrangements myself."
"Get out." Yan Yu hung up the phone angrily, then turned around and found that the girls were all looking at him.
"Why are you looking at me?" He waved his hand impatiently. "Watch the video. Lingyun, you continue your analysis."
"Okay." Chen Lingyun continued to adjust the screen projection.
What we are going to analyze this morning is still the game video of Mitch Super League.
While the Lu Kingdom treated the training and confrontation content of the monks as a military secret, Mitch's side was the complete opposite - after all, their situation was special, and they mainly recruited and incorporated European superhumans, so the entire system could not be closed and kept secret, so they simply made it all public, commercialized, and entertaining. They even had special commentators to explain the games and analyze the superheroes' tactical systems, for fear that the audience would not be able to understand the subtleties of it.
"...In short, although Miranda won this match, I think Bruce is actually stronger." Chen Lingyun finally concluded, "The reason for the loss is still because the midfield rhythm was disrupted."
"Yes." Yan Yu confirmed her statement. "This is what new recruits are like. They are timid in advantageous situations and panic in disadvantageous situations. Their mental strength is completely inadequate. When faced with a real life-or-death struggle, these people are the first choice for cannon fodder. Everyone must take this as a warning."
"By the way, Miranda is a Latina from Rio, while Bruce is from Bristol, England," Chen Lingyun added. "Based on the data, Latinos, regardless of their profession, generally have a more aggressive fighting style, preferring proactive offense and excelling at winning situations. Europeans, on the other hand, are more cunning, especially British wizards, who are more accustomed to using underhanded tactics and striking back after the opponent's attack."
"We need to analyze specific individuals specifically." Yan Yu interrupted her. "Big data is meaningless. Our future opponents will inevitably be famous and great transcendents. Don't engage in regional discrimination and stereotypes."
"Okay." Chen Lingyun said with a smile, "Then let's analyze these two superheroes in detail..."
Before she finished speaking, her cell phone rang.
"During the tactical analysis session, you didn't even silence your phone! That's unprofessional!" Yan Yu scolded her harshly, "Get out!"
"Did anyone answer my sister's call just now?" Lin Ning discussed with Su Yunjin in a low voice.
"Shut up, that's my privilege as the captain!" Yan Yu turned around and scolded her.
"Give me a moment." Chen Lingyun answered the phone with a smile on her face as she walked out, deliberately pressing the speakerphone button. "Hello, Jingjing?"
"Hey, Sister Lingyun, let me tell you..." Yan Jing's complaining voice came from the phone. Yan Yu stood up calmly and said to the girls:
"I'll go out for a while too."
He followed Chen Lingyun to the outside of the training ground and heard the scumbag woman say:
"Yeah, okay, that's it."
Then hung up the phone.
"What did my sister tell you?" Yan Yu asked bluntly, "Or, when did you two get in touch?"
"Jingjing said she wanted to come to Jinling Mansion to play for a few days." Chen Lingyun said with a smile, "As for when we met... it should have been around not long after the Wuyi Mountain Secret Realm ended."
"Hasn't that been a long time?" Yan Yu was almost too tired to complain. "Since you two already know each other, please persuade her not to come to Jinling."
"Why?" Chen Lingyun pretended to be confused.
"I don't have time to take care of her." Yan Yu said, "Our team's daily training schedule is full."
"Then why not just let her go and have fun on her own?" Chen Lingyun disagreed and said with a smile, "She can stay at our team base tonight. There are plenty of rooms anyway, right?"
"If that's all, it's not impossible." Yan Yu narrowed his eyes suspiciously, "But I always feel that there is some conspiracy here... By the way, Miss Chen, why do you think my sister would come to Jinling for no reason? What role do you play in this?"
"Ah, you found out." Chen Lingyun smiled calmly, "Actually, I asked your sister to steal your household registration book. After she brings it to Jinling, we'll go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the marriage certificate."
"You are dreaming." Yan Yu was dismissive and saw through Princess Jiang Hai's bluff.
After all, if there is a so-called Chen Lingyun line, then the biggest obstacle to conquering this emotional line is not Yan Yu’s own affection for Chen Lingyun, but Chen Lingyun’s family factors.
Unless her father agrees, even if the two of them go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to formally register, it will become invalid due to various unspeakable reasons.
"Hmm." Chen Lingyun didn't deny it and said, "Our interests are now one. What could be wrong with you that I could exploit?"
"Yes." Yan Yu sneered, "For example, arguing with me, talking back, and having fun with me."
Chen Lingyun remained silent and changed the subject:
"The second edition of 'A Study of Monk's Techniques and Tactics' has been released. It mentions three new techniques: Spirit Refining, Sound Transmission, and Invisibility. Could you comment on them?"
"Spiritual cultivation is of utmost importance." Speaking of the serious business of cultivation, Yan Yu also put on a serious expression and replied, "Spiritual consciousness is the eyes and ears of a cultivator, and it is also an extension of the cultivator's will. Therefore, spiritual cultivation must be mastered thoroughly, just like breathing and refining qi, it must be practiced every day. As for the art of sound transmission and invisibility, just knowing how to use them will be enough."
"Sound transmission is a means of communication, and invisibility is because it can be detected by spiritual consciousness?" Chen Lingyun asked with a smile, "Or is it because the consumption of true energy is too high?"
"Not only that," Yan Yu replied, "Once you're invisible, you won't be able to mobilize your true energy. You won't be able to cast spells or control your sword, unless you actively cancel your invisibility... Do you understand?"
"In other words," Chen Lingyun quickly came up with the answer, "Invisibility can only be used when it is absolutely necessary to avoid combat."
"And it would be discovered with just a scan by a cultivator's spiritual sense." Yan Yu explained calmly, "Even from a holistic perspective, invisibility is pretty useless. It doesn't have any higher-level branches, but there are better alternative spells, such as the Five Elements Escape Techniques of Wood, Water, and Earth. While concealing your form, you can also move quickly to places others can't reach. It's basically a complete improvement over invisibility."
"I see." Chen Lingyun said with a smile, her eyes seemed to be full of longing. "Practicing is really interesting. The spiritual energy is revived, and all things are revealed. There are always new things that you don't know about emerging."
"Don't make the same mistake as in your previous life." Yan Yu reminded her coldly, "All things return to their origins. In the end, it all comes down to who is stronger."
"Even if you master all the skills, if you can't defeat a single blow from the opponent, what's the point of your training?"
"Uh." Chen Lingyun pretended to think and tentatively answered, "For fun?"
Yan Yu was stunned for a moment, then became furious:
"I'm gonna kill you, you fun-monster, with one fucking punch!"
(End of this chapter)
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