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Chapter 93: The Burned Earl Witch (5)

"Go out first, I want some quiet time!"

Hansen didn't know what Ding Shui was really struggling with at the moment. He thought Ding Shui was a little angry after reading his memory and was ready to think about how to deal with him. He was immediately scared and knelt down to beg for mercy, saying what he had been greedy for!
Ding Shui frowned and scolded directly:

"That's enough, shut up. I know you've embezzled thousands of silver coins, but that's not important, and I don't intend to delve into it. Get out now, I want some peace and quiet.

From now on, whatever I say is what it comes down to!
You just have to listen and execute.”

Now Hansen finally behaved himself. He didn't dare to say a word and hurriedly bowed and left. At the same time, he was still struggling in his heart, wondering whether what Ding Shui had just said was true or false, and whether he should return the silver coins he had embezzled.

But a lot of silver coins have already been used.

He couldn't gather so much at once!
And what was Ding Shui doing? After a painful struggle, she finally decided that this kind of life was unbearable. So she quickly pulled a piece of parchment from a nearby bookshelf and began to scribble a plan for improvement with a quill. She didn't care about other places, but her castle had to be changed, otherwise she really couldn't live there for a single day.

There are also various aspects such as diet.

Including sanitary conditions, everything needs major overhaul.

In addition, some farm tools, such as millstones, curved plows, and other particularly simple things, also need to be quickly made. The people here are really stupid. They have been farming for thousands of years and don't even know how to deep plow. They just sow seeds and harvest haphazardly, and at most occasionally pull weeds.

I sowed nearly 20 kilograms of seeds per acre of land, but only harvested 80 kilograms in the end. Alas, it was a miracle that I didn’t starve to death!
In addition, there is no fertilization at all.

The fertility of the soil is restored entirely through crop rotation.

How to rotate crops?
There are three acres of land, one acre is planted, and the other two acres are left for rest. The first piece of land is planted in the first year, the second piece of land is planted in the second year, and the third piece of land is planted in the third year, and so on. This cycle repeats over and over again. This also means that of the original 300 hectares of land, only 100 hectares can be planted and harvested every year.

It's really outrageous.

The grain yield is too low and the return is also low, so many people are simply unwilling to put in the effort in this area. If they have the time, they would rather pick some wild vegetables, or even dig some insects or catch a mouse, at least they can fill their stomachs.

And these are just a few of the problems.

If I really want to find fault, there are too many problems.

It would take three days and three nights to finish picking them all.

For example, there is not even any paper here, and they are still using parchment. That thing is so expensive. There is only a small stack of less than twenty sheets in the original body's study, which is all their family's stock. One piece of parchment costs three silver coins.

You can't get a book without more than ten gold coins.

And there may not be much content.

For example, all silk was imported from the East. If nobles did not wear silk at formal occasions, they would be laughed at. The price of silk was basically equivalent to the same weight of gold, one pound of silk was worth one pound of gold.

Even low-grade silk.

One pound of gold can buy a maximum of three pounds.

It can be said that anything slightly refined in the castle, including various spices, was basically bought from other countries. Both the original family and other nobles would spend a lot of gold and silver on this every year.

The more Ding Shui wrote, the more she felt she needed to change and create. But after more than two hours, she had to stop. She had used up all the parchment at home, both sides, and had already written as small as possible, leaving her with no more room to write.

After stopping writing, it was getting late. Although he was a little hungry, Ding Shui really didn't want to eat those things, so he could only walk out of the castle and find an apple tree that had just bloomed nearby, and use his wood attribute ability to induce it to give birth.

Successfully obtained an apple tree and stored the apples in a place in the storage bead where there was no other things.

I returned to the castle bedroom and ate two apples.

He gathered some clean water and washed himself.

Then I went to sleep directly.

Early the next morning, Ding Shui got up and used his water-attributed ability to condense some clean water to wash.

Then I ate another apple and still felt unsatisfied.

Finally decided to do it myself.

Instead of going to the kitchen, he went to the warehouse and took out a small bag of wheat. He peeled the shell with his mental power and ground it into powder with his metallic ability. He successfully obtained a small bag of clean and hygienic flour. Things became more complicated after that.

I have already made breakfast myself.

Ding Shui definitely can't eat clear soup noodles.

So she went to the chicken farm again, took two eggs that had just come out of the chicken's buttocks, caught an old hen, and began to multitask by mixing the eggs with condensed water and freshly ground flour to make noodles.

While using mental power to deal with the old hen.

Wait until the old hen is processed.

She simply combined the powers of water and fire, wrapped the old hen in boiling water and began to stew it. She stewed it out of thin air, without using a container, because she was in the castle and couldn't find a particularly clean and suitable container at the moment.

Ding Shui then continued his impressive skills, using his earth-attributed abilities to condense a batch of exceptionally high-quality soil. He then added a little water, condensed from his water-attributed abilities, and blended the two into a clay embryo, which he then cooked over a high flame. By the time the old hen soup in mid-air was ready, Ding Shui had also cooked up a series of daily necessities, including clay pots, ceramic bowls, porcelain bowls, plates, and spoons.

The quality is very good and excellent, because the temperature of the Dingshui flame is perfectly controlled. However, there are no patterns or glazes, so it looks relatively plain.

It turns out that people are forced to do things.

Don't force it.

Ding Shui didn't even know how powerful he was.

The next step, of course, is to put the prepared noodles into boiling water and continue to cook them. When the noodles are cooked, discard the noodle soup and put the cooked noodles into the chicken soup.

Finally, pour them all into a newly fired porcelain basin.

A bowl of chicken noodle soup was barely a success.

After tasting it, it was just average because Ding forgot to add salt and the chicken was not deodorized with ginger and scallions.

I couldn't find the ginger and diced green onion juice.

As for salt, she really forgot.

Fortunately, there was salt in the kitchen. Although the quality was not very good, it was quickly refined into fine salt with the help of Ding Shui's five elements ability and put into the chicken soup, finally allowing her to have a taste of the hot soup.

Eat what normal people should eat.

Being moved and crying, this is how people live!

It's just too much trouble.

By the time Ding Shui finished his work and successfully finished his breakfast, it was almost ten o'clock. Butler Hansen didn't come over until Ding Shui finished eating and persuaded him:

"Count, could you please stop being so reckless and constantly using witchcraft in front of everyone?
What if outsiders see this?
What if someone in the church sees us?"

Hansen didn't really care whether Ding Shui cooked the food himself or made a lot of food. What he cared about was that Ding Shui didn't hide from people at all and performed witchcraft for several hours in the castle early in the morning in front of everyone.

Even if the witch's identity has been exposed.

That can't be done. It's too dangerous.

What if a guest or someone from the church suddenly broke in and saw them? They were now grasshoppers tied to the same rope. If something really happened, the earl who could fly and use witchcraft might be able to escape, but what about ordinary people like them? They could only wait to be purified.

Hansen hasn't lived enough yet.

Naturally, I was quite anxious about Ding Shui's behavior in the morning.

"If they were seen, then so be it. You know I can modify their memories. Okay, come with me. I've made some rectification plans, and you can use them to implement them later.

I want to see results in the shortest possible time!"

Ding Shui wiped his mouth, used a water-attributed cleaning technique to wash the dishes, then stood up and walked towards the study while talking to Hansen.

Hansen still looked a little sad.

But I did relax a little.

The intimidation of the Holy See was too great, and he always habitually only remembered how terrifying the Holy See was, ignoring the fact that his master, Count Fuguang, was a real witch who also knew many witchcrafts and could manipulate people's soul memories.

In less than a minute, the two of them walked into the study, and Ding Shui handed the stack of parchment that he had written yesterday and placed on the desk to Hansen.

Hansen also took it respectfully and looked at it. After reading a few lines, he asked in surprise:
"My Lord Earl, many of these are completely contrary to what the Vatican advocates. Many of them even involve identifying characteristics of witches. Are you really sure you want to do this? Wouldn't that be too arrogant?"

Why not wait until the higher church investigates before making any changes? "

You see, human nature is indeed difficult to change, and some inherent concepts cannot be reversed so quickly.

"You're really old and your memory is failing. Didn't I tell you I could modify your memory? The Vatican is truly mentally ill. They killed cats everywhere, causing rats to spread and ultimately triggering the plague, which killed tens of millions of people. And they still blamed it on demons and witches. It was clearly their doing.

It's ridiculous that being clean has become a sin and a symbol of witches. Stop talking nonsense.

Do as I say, and quickly make the changes. I want to see the entire castle completely renovated as soon as possible, and all the dirty, smelly, and disgusting things thrown away."

If there is really no one available.

Ding Shui was really too lazy to waste time talking to him.

I still miss those bionic robots from the last world. They were so obedient. They did whatever they were told to do without any nonsense and without making any suggestions. They were really great.

Maybe he was used to that kind of life, so it was inevitable that he felt a little uncomfortable, and his tone of voice and attitude were a little stiff.

It feels a bit inhumane.

"Yes, sir, I'll go right away!" Hansen didn't dare to refute anymore and could only leave with the stack of parchment.

Prepare to do as written on the parchment.

But half an hour later, he had to come again to ask if he needed the cook to make lunch, what he wanted to eat, and what the alkali and soap written on the parchment were.
Ding Shui initially thought of wood ash.

However, the decontamination ability of wood ash in making alkali is too limited.

Soda ash is more complicated.

Finally, Ding Shui gritted his teeth and decided to do it himself: "Oh, forget it, I hope you guys are really...

From now on, she won’t have to cook lunch or dinner anymore.

Now the original plan has changed. You are no longer responsible for the renovations to the castle written on the parchment. You must immediately notify everyone in the castle to leave and take all your belongings with you. If you don't, I will not compensate you for any damage caused by the fire."

Ding Shui also wanted to be a luxurious aristocrat and let his subordinates do everything, but the reality did not allow it.

She couldn't enjoy her current life.

The current situation is that if the renovation of the castle is left to the servants and maids, not only will there be a lack of many necessary tools, such as soda ash and soap, but there may also be problems with speed, efficiency, and even aesthetics.

Then it will probably take more than ten days or half a month to complete.

So Ding Shui quickly changed his mind and decided to do it himself. He thought it might be faster if he did it himself. As for the aristocratic dignity, what was the point of that?

Next, of course, Hansen obediently evacuated everyone, and everyone in the castle quickly ran out, carrying bags and bags, reluctant to leave anything behind. They were assigned by the housekeeper to stay temporarily in warehouses or thatched huts near the castle.

And of course Ding Shui also became busy.

She was harnessing her five-elemental powers to overhaul the entire castle, burning away unwanted items like greasy trash. Worn-out wooden furniture, warped ironware, and those stained and rusted were all quickly transformed by her wood and metal powers, even changing their appearance to something Ding Shui was more accustomed to.

In addition, Ding Shui also reshaped the drainage system and built a toilet, shower room, a simple version of the solar water heater, a kang and other things.

Even the main body of the castle, which was made of stone, was renovated by Ding Shui using his earth-attributed abilities.

It became shiny and glossy, like marble.

I have to say that the five elements' supernatural powers are really useful when combined together. After all, most of the matter in this world is transformed from the five elements' energy and originally belongs to the five elements. If you are proficient in using the five elements' energy, it is easy to renovate a small castle.

Since it was still light outside, Ding Shui completely renovated his castle and made it look brand new.

However, Ding Shui did not stop there, because she then used the five elements' supernatural powers to build a relatively simple public bathroom next to the castle, with a men's bathroom on one side and a women's bathroom on the other. She also used the water attribute supernatural powers and the fire attribute supernatural powers to boil two large pools of hot water.

The next step was to ask Hansen to help pass the message.

If you want to live in the castle and keep your original job, you must first go to the bathroom to wash yourself clean, and then wash all your personal belongings.

After that, you must always keep yourself clean.

If you don't want to, don't enter the castle anymore.

If you have a home, go home; if you don’t have a home, go anywhere.

Of course, in addition to the mandatory orders, Ding Shui also guaranteed as a witch that she would never let them get sick, and even if they got sick, she would not let them die.

"But the priest said I can't take a bath!"

"Yeah, dirt protects us!"

"The priest was burned to death by the Earl, so the Earl must be better than the priest, and what he says must be more correct than the priest. The most important thing is, if we lose this job, we will starve to death. Anyway, I'll go wash it."

"What are you afraid of? The Earl can be resurrected from the dead, so how can he not be able to cure the disease? I'm going to take a shower."

"That makes sense, I'll go too!"

Ding Shui had displayed her powers numerous times throughout the day, and they watched helplessly as the castle, under Ding Shui's manipulations, was transformed into a brand new look in a matter of moments. Meanwhile, word had spread among the servants and maids that she had returned from the dead and had killed so many preachers and paladins, and they were not allowed to enter the castle.

And threaten to fire them.

In the end, everyone quickly convinced themselves, either by themselves or with the help of others, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Butler Hansen also went to the men's bathroom.

During the process, Ding Shui helped them change the water eight times. There was no other way; he had to change the water. The originally crystal clear bath water became completely turbid after three or five people took a bath.

After taking a shower, Ding Shui continued to help them change the water so that they could wash their clothes and personal belongings.

Some dirt that is difficult to wash off.

Ding Shui had to use her special powers to help them wash. At the end of the day, Ding Shui felt like she was almost becoming a public servant.

The servants didn't do much work.

She was left to do all the work alone.

But in order to have a clean and tidy home as soon as possible, Ding Shui can only work harder on his own.

After everyone, including their clothes, suitcases and other belongings, were all refreshed, Ding Shui allowed everyone to enter the castle and arranged new accommodation for them, but this was still not the end.

After everyone put their things in their new residence, Ding Shui asked the housekeeper to call them to the hall again, let them come forward one by one, and give them a blessing.

For example, the cook is the one who enlightens her about culinary knowledge.

The tailor gave him the knowledge of weaving and clothing making.

The carpenter taught him carpentry knowledge and also gave him some drawings of equipment such as the Jenny spinning machine.

There are too many things missing in daily use. It is too troublesome to teach them one by one. If I do it myself, I have to spend a lot of energy on doing these chores every day.

Ding Shui really doesn't want to work any more.

I can only cheat for my subordinates.

After the initiation, almost all the fifty-seven people living in the castle had acquired a skill. Even those who were originally responsible for washing clothes had now successfully learned how to wash and degrease wool and how to spin wool.

Just waiting for another one to learn how to make alkali.

Once alkali is produced, we can knit sweaters.

The Yang Shen realm is really strong, and photographic memory and knowledge inheritance are even more basic. Ding Shui, who was only in the Yin Shen realm before, certainly could not do these.

But now, she can undoubtedly do it.

With the initiation over, Ding Shui went back to the room to sleep, exhausted. As for those present who had just absorbed a great deal of knowledge, some felt dizzy, while others were overjoyed. But the common point was that no one could sleep. They were either excitedly discussing and muttering, or carefully sorting out the knowledge they had learned, and marveled at how powerful the witch was.

And they have to supervise each other and keep it secret, otherwise they have already inherited the witch knowledge.

They would definitely be burned at the stake as heretics by the Vatican.