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Chapter 22 The Princess Takes the Blame and is Granted Death (22)

After everyone left, Emperor Tianwu continued to check his condition with a frown. At this time, Ding Shui felt that the characteristics of Emperor Tianwu were too inconspicuous. His son, Prince Lu, had all four feet turned into pig trotters, which was obviously related to pigs.

Concubine Guang was pregnant with a pig's head.

The relationship with pigs couldn’t be clearer!

But if he just gained weight, it would be difficult to connect with the pig for a while, so Ding Shui thought about it and immediately made a second move. This time he chose the only remaining visible part of the pig in the synthetic storage space: the pig's tail and the Emperor Tianwu's not very obvious tail vertebrae.

What happened next is self-evident. Emperor Tianwu simply felt a little itchy on the back of his butt.

He reached out and touched it, and wow, he had grown a tail, but he probably didn't eat pig tails very often.

So I didn't find out what the extra tail was.

But it also scared him so much that he broke out in a cold sweat on the spot.

Because I suddenly gained weight and developed a lot of scars, I feel it is barely acceptable.

But there are extra parts of the body that shouldn't be there.

That's hard to accept.

Even though the emperor should be different from ordinary people, he still hopes that what makes him different from ordinary people is that his ears are longer, he has the appearance of a long-lived Buddha, or his hands are longer than his knees, and he has a dragon face, rather than suddenly having a tail of unknown thing on his butt. Is that different from ordinary people? That is a mutation of a demon.

If you describe it as a good omen, you will not be laughed at by all eternity.

At this moment, Emperor Tianwu felt extremely confused for the first time since he ascended the throne. He was even a little hesitant about whether he should show the imperial physician his tail when he came. Although he could chop off the imperial physician later, it would still be quite embarrassing.

While Emperor Tianwu was struggling, the two people who received his summons rushed here without any delay and soon arrived at the door waiting to be summoned.

There are always people in the Imperial Medical Service at all times. After all, people don't get sick only during the day, so even at night, there must be several doctors with good medical skills on duty. At the same time, the hospital cannot be too far away from the emperor's residence, as the emperor is more important than anyone else.

The Imperial Medical Service must first ensure the emperor’s convenient medical care.

Although the chief eunuch Li Zhong was unable to split himself into two or three people and work in three shifts to follow Emperor Tianwu, he would definitely rest nearby to ensure that he could arrive in time if the emperor wanted to see him or use him.

So they are naturally very fast.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them were summoned in, and almost at the same time, they discovered that something was wrong with Emperor Tianwu.

Needless to say, the chief eunuch had just seen Emperor Tianwu over two hours ago, so he could tell at a glance that he had gained a great deal of weight—unnaturally, and quite contrary to common sense. While the imperial physician on duty, Zhou Yan, had only seen Emperor Tianwu a few times, the Imperial Hospital had a detailed and accurate pulse record of the emperor, even more detailed than a medical history. It detailed the emperor's recent condition, and the last record was three days ago. He certainly hadn't been this obese three days ago.

But after all, they have both seen the world.

At the same time, maintaining emotional stability and concealing facial expressions are related to their careers and even their lives.

So there was no abnormality at this time.

They remained calm and collected, bowing first as per protocol. Then one of them stepped forward to show concern, while another quickly reached out and began to feel the Emperor's pulse. The Emperor remained silent, wanting to hear the Imperial Physician's diagnosis first. Seeing the Emperor's silence, Li Zhong didn't dare ask a second question. He simply began to carefully observe the changes in the Emperor's body, wondering what had happened.
He was apparently quite normal before going to bed.

How come I gained so much weight after sleeping?

After a long while, although Zhou Yan was quite conflicted and even doubted his own medical skills, he could only speak when he saw that Emperor Tianwu was getting impatient:
"Your Majesty, you are in good health, but you are a little overweight. You may need a light diet recently."

"?" Emperor Tianwu was stunned by these words.

Healthy? He suddenly gained so much weight in the time it took him to sleep tonight, and his skin is covered with cracks. You call this healthy? Is this guy blind or something?
"Are you blind? Can't you see all these cracks and scars on my body? I didn't have them before I fell asleep, and I wasn't this fat before I went to sleep. What's wrong with you? Your medical skills are so incompetent!"

I have to say that Zhou Yan was really wronged.

Strictly speaking, the sudden weight gain and the appearance of so many stretch marks on the body couldn't really be considered a disease. As for gaining weight overnight, that was beyond the scope of modern medicine. How could he know?
"Your Majesty, please forgive me. You have indeed gained a lot of weight suddenly. Your skin has been stretched and cracked due to this sudden weight gain, and you have developed many scars similar to those on a pregnant woman's belly. However, you are still in good health. As for why you gained weight, I am incompetent and have no idea."

He just didn't know, and Zhou Yan didn't dare to make up a story. After he finished speaking, he quickly knelt down and apologized.

He had never seen such a thing as suddenly gaining dozens of pounds in medical books. He had only seen it in strange stories, but he couldn't take things in strange stories seriously!

If it really is a case of witchcraft and curse.

He didn't dare mention these words.

"No, it's too slow. This guy has no idea what's happening to him. And as for his son, Prince Lu, even if Dong Huaide sends someone to deliver the message right now, it will take three to five days. If he doesn't send someone to deliver the message right now, it will be even slower. It's not impossible for it to arrive in half a month."

Concubine Guang is under house arrest again.

If we cooperate with each other and cover it up well, we can really keep it a secret for a while, and even let her get rid of the pig head in her belly. It's not impossible."

Seeing this, Ding Shui was really anxious.

The feudal dynasty was too inefficient and the speed of information transmission was too slow. If it were the information age, the gossip that Prince Lu's four legs had turned into pig trotters would have spread like wildfire. It would not be as late as now. It would take at least ten days or half a month for the news to reach the capital.

This made Ding Shui, who was used to a fast pace.

I was really impatient and wanted to go up and push them, or just get a big screen and start broadcasting.

He was eager to finish the job quickly, but at the same time he didn't have the patience to continue watching. He wanted to finish it as soon as possible and go back before dawn, so Ding Shui decided to give it another try.

I didn't use the synthesis system this time.

Instead, he entered the Tianwu Emperor's spiritual consciousness and said loudly, "The emperor breaks the law and should be punished like the common people. This time, I am only teaching you and Concubine Guang a small lesson. If you do not make the King of Lu's deeds known to the world and have him executed by slow slicing, I will teach you a lesson that will not be a small lesson next time.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, just do it yourself…”

(End of this chapter)