A ghost storyteller can lose his life but cannot lose his job

Chapter 56 I am the Train King!

Before officially implementing the plan, Zhong Xie gave "Him" who was sleeping in the rat monster world one last chance.

He tried to get through the circular frame in the same way, but was still blocked.

At this point he could confirm that the angled space (the square frame as an example) was the passage into the Rat Monster Realm, and the non-angled space (the circular frame) was the passage out of the Rat Monster Realm.

This rat monster world simply blocked him and didn't allow him to attend the party.

I just don't want to take him out to play.

good very good.

I'm going to have my own party too, and I'm not inviting you!

Zhong Xie instantly got excited and immediately prepared to ride the broken tricycle in the backyard to go out to collect waste. The way he organized his own party was very simple, that was to recruit people.

As long as he could bring as many rat-men and strange creatures from the rat monster world into the real world as possible, wouldn't he be able to hold his own party easily?

To pull people in, you need a frame, and the frame needs to be made of wood, iron and other materials. The first thing to do is naturally to go to the streets to collect waste.

However, Zhong Xie still had some sense of crisis. He took Kuster and squatted in front of the rat-headed man: "Where are you from? Do you remember what happened?"

"Hahahaha, I'm coming out, I'm not going in, I'm really coming out~" The rat-headed man looked very smart and didn't react to Zhong Xie's question at all.

After being crazy for a while, he finally noticed Zhong Xie in front of him. He backed away in panic and bumped into the wall: "It's a person! Go away, go away. I have nothing to do with you, and you have nothing to do with me."

However, when he turned around, he saw that the only mouse in the living room was the big hamster next to the man in front of him, so the rat-headed man pointed at Kuster in shock and shouted:
"Rat traitor! You are a rat traitor!"

Kuster was dissatisfied: "Wrong, I am a noble human being!"

"You are obviously a weird story!" The Rat-Headed Man exposed Kuster mercilessly.

Kuster argued: "'Humanity' is not simply a material composition, but a spirit, a spirit of pursuit of rationality, and an elegant attitude towards life."

"Are you saying that his rational spirit can be considered human?" The rat-headed man pointed at Zhong Xie next to Kuster and snorted.

Zhong Xie stretched his head and pointed at himself with a puzzled look.

Didn't I do nothing?
Can you see that I am irrational and not like a human being?
Kuster glanced at Zhong Xie and said stubbornly: "He is a rat, not a human."

Zhong Xie straightened his back, put his hands on his hips, and looked proud.

For a moment, the confusing exchange of words left everyone present with a lot of questions in their heads. These words were clearly in Chinese, but why did they sound so confusing?

Who is human and who is a ghost?

Who is the rat and who is the rat traitor?
"Are you from that world of rat monsters?" Seeing that the three rats present had no intention of communicating normally, the deputy captain had to question them.

The good news is that after communicating with Kuster for a while, the Rat-Head Man was obviously much more mentally normal and seemed to be able to communicate normally.

The rat-headed man glanced at the deputy captain, nodded, bowed, and knelt on the ground: "Thank God, finally someone can see me, I finally got out of that damn place!"

As he spoke, he could not help but burst into sobs in pain.

After a while, the Rat Head warned everyone seriously: "If you want to tell me that your friends have entered that place and ask me how to rescue them, I can only say that the best way is to sever friendship with them."

"You came out, didn't you?" Zhong Xie was curious. "You can come back just by waving a frame like this. What's so difficult about that?"

"What's so difficult about that?" The rat-headed man's voice rose an octave. "Do you know how long it took me? Time is stagnant inside, there is no distinction between day and night!"

He screamed, "I kept blowing out the candles, chasing the lights, chasing and blowing, hoping that someone would turn around and look at me, but everyone who saw me was so scared that no one would use that damn round frame to rescue me!"

Zhong Xie understood what this guy meant.

From the perspective of the people in Rat Town, the incident of the rat blowing out the lantern was a so-called "strange thing", and encountering a strange thing required "transformation", so looking back was the correct way to "transform", and so they saw the rat-headed man who blew out the lantern.

Under normal circumstances, you wouldn't see the rat-headed man in the rat monster world, and even if you saw him, you wouldn't think of rescuing this guy, so he didn't know how long he had been trapped. It was not until he met Zhong Xie that he managed to escape from the rat monster world and return to Rat Town.

"Is there no other way? What is it like inside the rat monster world?" The team doctor wanted to ask more. He was eager to know what it was like inside.

The Rat-Headed Man had a thoughtful and confused expression on his face:

"Inside? Inside is another rat town. We play games every day. My favorite is passing the parcel. I can match players by raising my arm. When the game starts, whoever is targeted must kill Eighteen. He laughs and laughs in the spreading desire to kill, talking in his dreams that everything will come true in the end."

He gasped and covered his head with his hands: "On the day when He awakens, all nations will kneel down and worship Him, and all will praise His name."

The rat-headed man raised his head again and looked at the people in front of him with clear eyes: "Who are you? Why are you in my house?"

Zhong Xie pondered over what this guy said and handed the crazy rat-headed man over to others to deal with.

It sounds like the party was dreamy and everyone was high.

The only thing that can be foreseen is that the rat monster world is definitely not a place that can accommodate normal people.

The results of further questioning of the Rat-Headed Man soon came out, and it was similar to what Zhong Xie thought, this guy had lost his memory.

After leaving the world of rat monsters, his memory of his experiences there did not last long and was still filled with confusing logic.

Just like Rat Da.

Now Zhong Xie understood how Shu Da lost his memory, and he also knew that he had indeed been blacklisted by the Shu monster world.

The reason why Shu Da could enter but he couldn’t was naturally because Shu Da did some crazy things in there.

But maybe amnesia would be a good thing.

Zhong Xie's mind moved, and he gathered together the pieces of information he had obtained.

Time stands still in the Rat Monster World, which means you are not subject to time limits. Secondly, there are exciting party games every day, and it is very easy to match with other players.

So he walked up to the Rat-Headed Man and said seriously, "Actually, you are a train conductor."

"Train conductor? Really?" The rat-headed man was stunned when he heard this, but he looked around and didn't see the train. He sneered and said, "No, don't even think about it..."

Without waiting for him to say the word "you lied to me", Zhong Xie chopped him with a knife, trying to knock him out.

"You lied to me." The rat-headed man was shaken by the blow, but he still uttered these two words. Then he saw Zhong Xie let out a strange cry, flew up, sat on his neck, and strangled him unconscious with his strong arms.

"Koster, carry him on your back. We have work to do." Zhong Xie patted the fainted rat-headed man and asked Kuster to take him with him.

Kuster looked at the fallen rat-headed man, and the [Zhong Xie Observation Diary] in his mind was updated to 1-2.

[When the monster Zhongxie uses a stunning knife on you, you'd better pray that you can faint directly, otherwise you will suffer a lot of unnecessary pain. ]

After doing all this, Zhong Xie ran to the backyard, rode on his tricycle, and drove to a place outside of Rat Town with his snakeskin bag.

At this time, the deputy captain called him from behind: "What are you going to do?"

Zhong Xie pointed at the hexagonal nest and said, "I'm going to give birth to a child."

"Giving birth?" The deputy captain was puzzled, and then the others followed. Zhong Xie thought for a moment and asked, "But there may not be enough people. There are too few 'Zhong Xies'. Do you have anyone who can be a 'Zhong Xie volunteer'?"

The others didn't understand what he meant, but Lin Youlan understood. She volunteered without hesitation: "I'll do it."

"I'll come too." Shen Junyi was also tempted. He felt that he needed to do something, but he was not sure what he could do.

Zhong Xie shook his head and said, "No, the two of us are enough. You guys take care of the house. If you have time, help me collect some scraps. If that doesn't work, just tear down the house. Mr. Rat and his family upstairs are all good rats and won't say anything."

The deputy captain watched Lin Youlan stride towards Zhong Xie and sit down behind the tricycle, while Kuster followed beside the tricycle carrying the rat-headed man on his back.

The group slowly and leisurely walked towards the dark distance, the scene was completely different from the eerie and scary Rat Town.

Shen Junyi looked at the direction they were going with a puzzled look on his face. He was not sure whether the key words he had captured were correct.

There aren’t enough people to have a baby, so the two of us are enough.

What on earth do they want to do?
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"No, no way, I can't do this again!"

Kuster sternly rejected Zhong Xie.

"Don't worry, I will definitely react this time. You will still be useful to me next time." Zhong Xie advised in a kind voice and took out his children's hot glue gun.

"Really?" Kuster narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhong Xie.

"Of course, I swear on Miss Black Goat's twenty-seven pairs of black stockings." Zhong Xie said seriously.

Kuster's eyes widened: "How did you know?"

"Because she only has 27 tentacles to wear stockings, idiot! Can you get to know your lover better?! Do you want to be on a variety show too?" Zhong Xie kicked Kuster, "Stop talking, Lin Youlan is still waiting."

really?
Only twenty-seven tentacles can wear stockings?

Kuster was full of doubts, but he did as he was told and began to absorb the strange power in the hexagonal nest, preparing to use himself as bait to attract the locomotive.

The rumbling sound of the train soon came closer and closer, appearing in front of Zhong Xie and the other man. This time he kept his promise, took Kuster back in time, and then pointed the gun at the train in front of them.

Yes, he was going to have a baby with this train.

Zhong Xie has never forgotten the humiliation of being turned away from the party just now, so this time he will lead his train children to the rat monster world to pick up all the party members.

Rat and mouse ghost stories and dogs are not allowed to enter the Zhongxie party.

When the train stopped, Zhong Xie did not hesitate to stick his small gun to the train, then sprayed white glue and fired three shots in a row.

Triggering the [Triple], he turned his body from the side of the train to the back of the train, changed his position and fired another shot.

Zhong Xie was already a little tired at this time, but as a father he had to persevere for his child, so he fired three shots in succession, triggering [Triple] again.

This time Zhong Xie appeared above the locomotive and changed to a suitable position again.

"Woo--" the steam train whistle sounded loudly, and then seven or eight small bumps appeared on the locomotive.

Soon, the small bag grew into a big bag, and through the thin layer of iron sheet, Zhong Xie could even see the growing baby.

He put his ear to the big bag of the locomotive one by one and listened to the heartbeat of the children on the train inside.

"Koster, my child is kicking me!" Zhong Xie turned around in surprise and said to Kuster.

Kuster's face was dark. He felt that this scene was too weird, even more perverted than the horror ethics drama that Miss Black Goat watched.

On the contrary, Lin Youlan stared at it with her big watery eyes, looking very interested.

A minute later, the locomotive gave birth to eight children. It weakly made room for its own children. The locomotive hummed and spewed warm train steam towards itself and Zhong Xie's children.

The children on the train kept blowing their whistles, and the sharp sound of the whistles sounded like a baby crying, which made Zhong Xie and the locomotive feel pity.

Among the eight train children, there are five girls and three boys. They look different, but you can tell at a glance that they inherited the genes of Zhong Xie and the train. They are all Zhong Xie’s good children.

There is a boy who looks like a train. On the front of the locomotive in front of him is a three-meter-long Zhong Xie face. He is now giggling because of the steam from the locomotive mother.

There was a giant baby with a locomotive head, sitting in the room, taking up the entire room, with its back against the wall and crying loudly. It didn't stop crying until Zhong Xie filled the bucket in the snakeskin bag with gasoline and stuffed it into the coal stove in the locomotive head. He kept sucking on the gasoline bottle and honking the whistle happily.

There is also a cute child with a train head and tail, which looks a bit like a centipede. It is an advanced version of a train, except that the original train wheels are replaced with proportional Zhong Xie hands and feet.

Once it starts running, forty Zhong Xie's left feet and forty Zhong Xie's right feet are used together to keep moving forward. Since the head and tail are both locomotives, it can move forward and backward more conveniently than trains of the same age, and there is no need to worry about turning around.

However, Zhong Xie discovered that the child had a small problem, that is, he walked with his hands and feet together. He would probably be severely punished by the instructors during future military training.

But what Zhong Xie liked the most was a girl. Her face was made up of sixteen grids, evenly distributing Zhong Xie's facial features and those of the locomotive mother. There were also five grids representing hands, feet and wheels. When she smiled, the grids collided with each other, making a "clang clang" sound.

As for why there are only fifteen grids in the sixteen-square grid, this question is very based on real life experience.

Have you ever been to Huarong Road?

How can the grid be moved if it is filled?

If his facial features couldn't move freely, how could Zhong Xie see his daughter's emotional changes?

You can’t give birth to a child with facial paralysis, right?
He and the locomotive monster are both so healthy, and their genes are so strong, how could they give birth to a sick child?
After giving birth, Huochetou's maternal love overflowed and she took good care of the child, while Zhong Xie was teaching his children how to turn their heads.

The Hexagonal Nest is full of suitable "angled spaces", so these train babies can easily enter the world of rat monsters as long as they learn to turn their heads.

Zhong Xie himself cannot enter, but fortunately he has Lin Youlan and the rat-headed man. By using maggots to change his head and face, he can sneak into the rat monster world as a "stowaway".

The time in the world of rat monsters has stopped, and the lifespan of the eight train children is no longer limited to five minutes. This is just the right time for them to start a career with their father.

So three minutes later, Zhong Xie stood on the front of his beloved daughter's train, full of vigor and enthusiasm: "I am the Train King!"

"Woo——"

"Buzzing—"

"Wow--"

The children on the train shouted happily to echo their father.

But Zhong Xie looked back at them and changed his words:

"We are, EMU!"

"Buzzing—"

"Wow--"

“Bang, bang—”

　Well, this one is a little bit abstract, but it has a lot of words and took me a long time to write. I have to update a lot today, please forgive me for the late update QAQ
　　
　
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