Chapter 297 I Catch Myself

"Going in?"

“——I didn’t go in!”

Being caught in bed... in the wild, Zun Zun really had no way to defend himself, especially with Hui Hui and You You's disappointed eyes, as if he was a scumbag who had let this family down.

Wait, you’re not married yet!

Darkness originally wanted to teach Zun Zun a lesson with righteous words, but when he saw Alice sitting astride him, he had some strange delusion and started panting with his face flushed.

"Zun Zun actually enjoys such service alone... Damn it, I really want to live in a castle and have someone serve me every day, a butler who takes special care of me, and maids who have to be harassed every day when they want to clean up, plus the princess who comes to me timidly every morning and calls me brother... Why do you always get the advantage, Zun Zun?"

Sato Kazuma's back teeth were almost broken by jealousy.

Although I know that he also wants to do this, but is it a bit too cruel and scumbag to expose his despicable thoughts in public?
Aqua also said that she had a share of the credit for defeating the Demon King's army cadres, so she strongly requested that she also live in the castle and enjoy herself, otherwise it would be too unfair.

I really hope these two people won't cause trouble at this time.

"What are you doing, Zun Zun?"

"Educate Alice."

"... Sexual education?"

"certainly not!"

He rolled his eyes angrily.

Darkness persuaded her, “Even though I don’t know what happened, this is enough, isn’t it? Megumin thought you were caught in some trouble and couldn’t come back, and she couldn’t sleep well for several nights because of worry.”

"I, I, I'm not that worried about him! Instead, it's Youyou who comes to me every night because she can't sleep because of worry! That's right, I'm just accompanying Youyou!"

“It was Megumin who broke into my room herself!?”

Youyou was dumbfounded by her best friend's nonsense.

“Besides, there’s nothing to worry about.” Huihui looked at the two people on the ground. “I’m sure Zun Zun is very happy staying here and doesn’t want to go back. Maybe he has even forgotten about us.”

"That's right, teleportation magic can obviously be used to report safety, but you just keep silent and let others convey it..."

"——Unfaithful man." X2
The accused Zun Zun immediately put on a mask of pain. Since the two of them formed a united front, they are no longer as easy to fool as before.

"That, that..."

Alice looked at the painful Zun Zun, then at the angry Hui Hui, and quickly stood up and ran to them, saying timidly, "Please don't be angry with Zun Zun anymore, onee-sama."

“Onee-sama!?”

Huihui screamed with her eyes wide open.

“I don’t remember any reason why you would call me Onee-sama… Wait, are you already that kind of relationship? Earlier than me!?”

“What? No, no, Onee-sama came before me, so it’s okay to call her Onee-sama, right?”

"Earlier than you? Really? Really? Do you admit that I came earlier? Even Her Highness the Princess has to call me Sister... I can't help it, since it has become like this. Fine! I will reluctantly agree to let you join this family!"

They had an inexplicable misunderstanding.

"Wait a minute, no matter what you say..."

"Sister Youyou!"

“I, I am also a sister? Hehehe, hehehe——”

She is easier to deal with than Huihui.

The crisis was resolved with just a few words. Alice secretly raised a successful victory gesture to Zun Zun, and her devilish nature was clearly revealed. She hadn't taught her any tricks to manipulate people's hearts in the past few days, but she didn't expect that she would grow to this point.

She was born to be a royal.

But Darkness is not so easy to talk to.

"Hey, servants in the castle, hurry up and serve me the best bubbly!"

"That's right! I want to eat high-quality steak. Prepare it quickly! I'm already hungry after running so far!"

"Stop being so disrespectful, you two!"

She was busy trying to stop Aqua and Sato Kazuma.

Under normal circumstances, Claire would have rushed up to them in a rage and taught them a lesson, but this time it was about whether Zun Zun could stay, so she suppressed her anger and let them do whatever they wanted.

But after only three days, the female guard couldn't hold it anymore.

First of all, Aqua was drunk every day and performed her talents in the courtyard, which was too gorgeous and distracted the servants from their work.

Sato Kazuma went to harass the maid every day, but because he was a distinguished guest, he dared not say anything;

Although Huihui and Youyou are not like those guys who always act recklessly, they often instill bad ideas in Alice, such as "Explosion Magic is the best in the world" and "I can do anything for my friends".

"Sir Dustinis...I hate to say this, but..."

"I know, I know! I'm so sorry!"

Darkness kept bowing and apologizing.

----

"Why do I have to leave the castle? Damn it, isn't my beautiful vision shattered?"

"You should ask yourself that, stupid goddess! Who made you drunk every day? "

“What? Kazuma, you’re also at fault, okay? It must be because you harassed the maids all day that you were kicked out! You dirty, evil, scumbag!”

"Say it again, you stinky bitch!"

Aqua and Sato Kazuma blamed each other, venting their dissatisfaction about being kicked out of the castle and having to leave the royal capital.

I really hope they can look for the reasons within themselves, whether they have done their job properly these days, or whether they have messed up...

At first, the two were stubborn and refused to leave, saying that if Zun Zun didn't leave, as companions they would not abandon Zun Zun. So Claire reluctantly said that Zun Zun would leave as well.

Aqua hugged Zun Zun's thighs and cried loudly, "I don't want to leave, I don't want to leave! Zun Zun, go and beg Alice for mercy, please!"

"I don't want to leave either! Let go of me now! Your snot is all over my pants! Let go!"

Zun Zun is entangled by the stupid goddess.

Sato Kazuma shook his head helplessly, and when he turned around, he saw Huihui with a smile on her face, and asked curiously: "Huihui, you don't seem to be sad?"

"What are you talking about, Kazuma? I'm very sad, but I know that when we say goodbye, we should hide our sadness in our hearts and show our smiles." "Really?"

When he saw Huihui's mouth corners being harder to suppress than AK's, he couldn't help but think that the war between women was incomprehensible.

The only ones who were truly sad were Youyou and Alice.

Youyou finally became friends with Alice, so she was sad to part with her. The two of them sat in a corner and whispered to each other.

one way or another.

Today is the last night.

In order to bid farewell to Zun Zun and the others, Alice specially held a banquet. Not only the team members, but also various princes and nobles came to attend.

The most popular one was Darkness, followed by Zun Zun. Many people wanted to marry him, and even if he was already engaged, those people would still come up to him and persuade him.

Exhausted both physically and mentally, Zun Zun ran to the balcony, and soon Alice also came out.

"--what are you doing here?"

"No, those nobles always talk to me about irrelevant things, which I find annoying, so I ran away on purpose. Alice, you are very considerate, did you come here on purpose to accompany me?"

"Not really..."

Alice said this softly, blushing and lowering her head.

It seems that I guessed right.

She must have discovered that I had left the venue alone, so she ran out to meet me.

"Because it's the last night..."

"What did you say?"

"nothing."

The little girl's face became even redder.

"I'm sorry, Alice. My companions must have caused you a lot of trouble these days."

"Nothing like that!"

"what?"

"I think your team members are very energetic! They are happy every day, and they go on adventures, so they must have a great time!"

Looking at Alice's sparkling eyes, he was speechless for a moment.

As the princess of the kingdom, the people she meets every day are all subjects who bow their heads and bend their backs to her respectfully. Unlike the stupid goddess and the evil scum, who are careless and heartless. Coupled with the unchanging and boring life without any room for willfulness, she must be living a very depressed life.

Zun Zun understood her feelings very well.

"This week, the days I spent with you, Zun Zun, will surely become unforgettable memories. I envy Lalatina so much, she must be having a great time every day, right?"

Alice stole glances from time to time.

The little girl's thoughts are really easy to understand.

Besides, compared to a week of living in the palace, the experience in the underground maze of the capital was more memorable, right? But he also knew why Alice said that.

"I'll come to see you often."

"But the palace is guarded by the Knights. No one can enter without special circumstances. And Claire..."

"It's okay. I've set up a teleportation point in the courtyard. You can come over anytime."

"Really!?"

Alice excitedly grabbed Zun Zun's hand.

Watch it to make the kids excited.

"But, Zun Zun may not come to play with me, right? He said at the beginning that he would come soon, but it has been three months and he still hasn't come..."

"That was force majeure! This time is different! I don't need to run away. I can come and play with you anytime, Alice."

"Really? You didn't lie to me?"

"Really! I'm not lying to you!"

Alice smiled again after receiving the assurance.

After Zun Zun and the others left, she had to suppress herself in order to fulfill her duties as a royal family member, and act like a good child who would not act capriciously, and continue to live. And if nothing unexpected happened, Zun Zun was probably her only hope.

"Speaking of which, Alice, where's the necklace?"

Zun Zun gestured with his neck.

At the beginning, he specially wrote a letter to explain the harmfulness of the necklace to prevent Alice from having her body swapped with someone else.

"it's here."

She took the necklace out of her pocket.

Carry it with you?

As if she could see Zun Zun's worry, Alice smiled and said, "I knew that Zun Zun would come back to get this necklace one day, so I was always prepared, but after waiting for three months..."

"I'm sorry. It's my fault."

"Well, I forgive you."

She smiled and handed over the necklace.

...and took it back again.

"I say, Zun Zun. We are a gang of thieves, right? Since we are thieves, we should steal good things with our own hands when we come across them. Isn't this the rule of the thieves' gang that you told me about? Then..."

The little girl put the necklace around her neck.

"Your Excellency, just come and watch secretly."

At the same time, Sato Kazuma rushed into the balcony and shouted at him who was dumbfounded.

"Zun Zun, let's catch the thief!"

(End of this chapter)

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