These players are more cunning than cunning
Chapter 201: 8 Ways of Eating Dirt, Shocking All Demon Cultivators!
Chapter 201: Eighteen Ways of Eating Dirt, shocking all the demon cultivators!
Time goes back to ten minutes ago.
"Is this how tomb robbing is done?"
A fat demon cultivator said softly, his eyes revealing the clear stupidity of a well-read college student.
Although I have learned a lot of theories from reading books, I don’t have any practical experience in society.
"That's what tomb robbing is all about!"
Shao Chai Kun said with great joy:
"As a demon cultivator, you must learn to rummage through boxes and steal things wherever you go, including weapons in treasure chests and clothes drying in the yard. Even when you enter a tavern to drink tea, you must steal the owner's teacups and bowls when he turns his head."
"Back then, I honed my skills in this way. I stole everything from the town of Riverwood in Skyrim Province, from house to house, until I accidentally killed one of their chickens."
He paused, his voice becoming more solemn:
"No matter what, we are magic cultivators. We have to deduct every magic coin and save it up to widen the gap with others."
"When we go down to the tomb, follow me if you want. After all, Fatty is one of the members of the protagonist group. You have a high chance of survival. Just follow my orders when the time comes."
"We won't care if the others go deeper into the cave. I'll take you to dismantle the floor first. The tiles buried with the dead must be valuable, and a little bit of money will add up to a lot."
"Of course, it doesn't necessarily have to be tiles, it could be wall tiles, ironware, oil lamps. Anyway, after you enter the house, I'll take you through the boxes and cabinets."
"If we sense something is wrong, we will quietly protect everyone in front of us. If an enemy attacks, we will run away."
The fat demon cultivator pondered carefully and was greatly shocked: "That makes sense. Only by being so cautious can we grow up. The [Old Sixth Cultivation Guide] you mentioned makes a lot of sense."
He felt he was too young!
After all, teenagers are full of youthful vigor and vitality, not to mention they also have the arrogance of scholars.
Now that I think about it, I can totally do without it.
Arrogance will kill you.
Only as long as you are alive can you have a future.
"This is the basic method of tomb robbing. We need to adapt to the situation as needed."
Shao Chai Kun said calmly: “I’ll tell you again, when we demon cultivators mix in the underworld and hide our identities among the righteous cultivators, we must remember four key points: be disloyal, betray our brothers, run away when in trouble, and seduce the sister-in-law!”
The fat man hesitated: "But would it be bad to seduce my sister-in-law?"
Shao Chai Kun shook his head and said something that made people feel confused and daunted:
"The Green Hat Villa is not just a name for nothing. We must make the world feel the pain! Green Hats are rampant in this world!"
The fat demon cultivator always felt that this one had a story.
Could it be that his wife was seduced by someone, so he is retaliating like this?
A bit pitiful.
The demon cultivators who were building houses nearby were also shocked and gathered around.
It’s indeed a great family.
For a French coin, help build a house.
Before, they had sneered at it, thinking it was a disgrace to a monk.
They are serious monks with family inheritance!
Even those educated casual cultivators, even those scholars who have studied for more than ten years, would not do such a thing as helping others build houses.
Before, the elders of the family saw that they asked them to help build a house and do such menial things, and they were very angry.
Thinking about it now, they felt guilty for their arrogance.
This is clearly an exercise.
——Only by putting down your dignity can you pick up resources.
We are demon cultivators, not righteous cultivators, so why should we have any shame?
They taught us a good lesson. Their Xuelihua lineage is the true traditional magic cultivators.
They are now building houses for others in a humble manner to break down the psychological barriers.
Seeing this, Shao Chai Kun continued to teach Lao Liu some knowledge:
"Let me tell you another little trick. For example, when you are performing a move, if you shout "Look at the sword", you are actually kicking!"
"We have been taught this." The fat demon cultivator said honestly.
Shao Chai Kun didn't care, "Then I'll teach you another trick."
"Generally, great monks are very concerned about their reputation, especially righteous monks. They can use the tactic of throwing feces to attack, but of course they cannot be excessive. If they throw too much, the opponent will be desperate and it will completely arouse the opponent's murderous intent, and the offensive will be more fierce. You must grasp a reasonable degree and use it for intimidation and deterrence, rather than attack."
"The weapon of intimidation is the most lethal. You have to hold the weapon in your hand and make him feel caught between a rock and a hard place, hesitating between accepting and rejecting.
"Have you learned this trick?" Shao Chai Kun said.
The fat man shook his head wildly, saying that it was rare in the world and had never been written into their family education. And one of the blacksmiths came over and said:
"In fact, there is another way to train our thick skin. Every young generation in our villa must go through this kind of training!"
"What's the matter?" The demon disciples were curious.
Putting aside your dignity is not just about building houses for people?
Everyone in their big family has gone through it, so it must be useful.
The blacksmith didn't say anything. He just put his head in the snow, arched his butt, and squatted down, "Look at my broken teeth!"
"One of the Eighteen Styles, Old Man Pushing the Earth!"
Kick with both feet!
Flat sand falling wild goose style!
He stuck his head in the snow and pushed the car forward, his front teeth scraping the snow along the way.
This time, the blacksmiths are all human beings, not money boys, and cannot eat dirt.
But the skilled technique of eating soil is not at all inappropriate when used in eating snow.
"this?"
"This is an exaggeration."
"terrible."
Everyone was stunned and shocked.
They are about to get embarrassed for others.
Is this the devil's trial of the Demon Cultivation Family, training people to give up their dignity?
After all, big families all engage in fierce competition, the capable ones are promoted to the top, and there are many cases of fighting and infighting.
Compared with the trial of brothers fighting each other, this devilish trial in front of me is indeed nothing.
Yes, this move is indeed insidious.
Even Shi Youxing next to him was silent for a while.
To be honest, this kind of training method is also available in some demon cultivation families.
After all, even some so-called "wolf culture" companies in reality make employees whose performance does not meet the standards take off their clothes and dance, run, shout embarrassing slogans, and even engage in some outrageous so-called "ice-breaking culture", claiming that it allows them to exercise their thick skin.
There are naturally many magic cultivation families with a long history that practice this kind of training, but none of them are so strange.
No, it's not that weird, it's too weird.
at this time.
"I am coming too."
"Is it time for training again?"
"Wait for me. I still have ten seconds to get to the battlefield."
When the surrounding blacksmiths saw this, they stopped building the house and started showing off their own dirt-eating skills. They were very skilled and it was obvious that they had done a lot of work.
Some people eat with their butts sticking out.
Some people eat while lying down.
Some people eat while rolling.
What a beautiful picture of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers.
The most outstanding one belongs to Su Yu Niang.
She was seen sitting cross-legged with her legs crossed, one hand making an orchid finger gesture, her eyes lowered, with a holy posture, and the other hand holding snow, as if she was elegantly holding a jade bottle.
This is exactly the legendary Guanyin eating soil style.
at this time.
Snowflakes fell all over the sky, reflecting a patch of white on the ground, and for a moment there was a strange sense of sacredness.
These ten blacksmiths have solemn appearances and different postures, just like arhats in a temple.
Lying on the side, digging up the soil, picking up flowers with laughter, joy, sadness, calmness, and eating soil in various ways, there is an inexplicable sense of solemnity and sacredness.
“This, this!?”
The surrounding demon disciples were so shocked that they were speechless and could only watch it all with dull eyes.
They couldn't stop being shocked. Is this the education that the magic cultivators from big families receive?
"Amazing."
(End of this chapter)
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