Not a god

Chapter 47: Facing the Sun, a Grand Escape
"Gulu gulu gulu——"

A bunch of bubbles emerged from the bottom of the sea and rushed towards the surface of the sea. When it calmed down again, a beautiful coral reef appeared in the picture.

A semicircular stone rose up like a toilet lid, and a man walked out of it. This man was me, Pai Daxi... Really? I think my name was Chen Xi... Who is Chen Xi? Yes, I am Pai Daxi.

Paidaxi didn't know how long he had lived here. Maybe he used to be called Chen Xi, but how long ago was that? Was it when he was still a starfish? Starfish, haha, starfish, hahahaha.

I'm not a starfish, that's funny.

"Oh, you're so beautiful, Bikini Bottom Beach."

In the quiet early morning, a conch shell alarm suddenly sounded with an alarming force.

"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready..."

A young girl ran out of the pineapple house next to his house. She was Paidaxi’s best friend, Qingyue Baby.

"Padashi, are you ready?!"

"Are you saying you're ready to catch jellyfish? I'm sorry, Qingyue baby, I..."

Paidaxi was still hesitating one second ago, and the next second he suddenly took out a fishing net from behind and said excitedly: "It's been prepared for a long time! I can't wait! Hurry up, baby Qingyue!"

The girl also raised the scoop net high, and the two of them burst into barbell-like laughter and ran madly towards the beach of Bikini Bottom. But halfway through the journey, the girl seemed to realize that her friend had something else on her mind.

"What's wrong with you today, Paidaxi? You seem to be thinking about other things all the time."

"Baby Qingyue, to be honest, I sometimes feel like I'm actually a starfish recently."

"Do you feel the same way my friend?"

The girl's words made him feel even more uneasy. Paidaxi couldn't help but ask, "Does Qingyue baby also think he is a starfish?"

"No, I think I should be a square yellow sponge."

"Look, baby Qingyue! It's a swarm of jellyfish!"

"Wait, I'm sending Daxi!"

Paidaxi rushed over with a scoop net. This was the happiest moment of their day as they could catch jellyfish all day long on the sunny beach.

It seems like I can be carefree here forever and don’t have to think about any troubles.

However, the happy times did not last long, and they could not play here all day long.

The Shadow Legion is here again. Those guys are not easy to deal with. God knows what will happen if we get caught.

But today he was well prepared and was not as scared as baby Qingyue.

"The Holy Lord's minions are here again, really..."

Paidaxi pulled out two AK47s from his pants, "Follow me, Qingyue baby!"

The AK47 fire snake spray swept towards the masked men, dyeing the Bikini Bottom beach blood red. Baby Qingyue hid behind Paidaxi in fear.

The two men fought their way out of the sea of people, shoulder to shoulder. Corpses continued to pile up under their feet, raising the continental shelf high enough for them to step on the corpses to leave the seabed and onto the surface of the sea.

"Where is this place?" the girl looked confused.

They left the seabed and came to the surface, but there were a lot of people in the distance, and they seemed to be fighting. Lava erupted, yellow light flashed, the sea surface froze, people kept dying, and the people behind them stepped on the bodies of their companions to move forward.

In the sky, there was also a man wearing a straw hat falling from the sky.

"Ace—I'm here to save you!"

"This is the shore, or rather..."

Paidaxi looked at the navy and pirates fighting in a group and said, "This is the navy headquarters."

Baby Qingyue didn't understand why, but she noticed that Paidaxi was a little strange today, "Paidaxi you..."

"Squat down!" Paidaxi shouted at her.

Suddenly a pirate came over with a knife. Qingyue baby squatted down with his head in his hands, while Pai Daxi kicked the man away.

"There's no time to explain Qingyue baby, we have to get out of here quickly."

But how easy is it to leave here? They need to get a ship, but both the navy and the pirates are not easy to deal with. The girl didn't know anything, so she had to follow Paidaxi.

Pai Daxi is her best friend, but today her best friend was acting weird. In the past, he always ran around with her when being chased around by those people, but today he was very reliable.

He is worthy of being Pai Daxi, and worthy of being my best friend!

The girl watched as Pai Daxi took out a cell phone from his crotch and made a call, then another good friend of theirs, Sister Zhang Yan, appeared.

"Leave it to me!"

Sister Zhang Yan patted her chest to assure him, and then she actually began to expand and turned into a giant wine bottle boat.

She and Paidaxi could leave this war-torn place by rowing, but just as they left the shore, Paidaxi shouted loudly towards the island:
"Straw Hat Boy! You must rescue your brother this time!"

Even from such a distance, the guy in the straw hat actually heard it. He held down his hat and laughed like a fool: "Of course!"

Does Paidaxi still know those weirdos? Qingyue wanted to ask, but they were busy rowing.

"Where are we going, Paidaxi?"

"We want to go back."

"Isn't our home in Bikini Bottom Beach?"

"Go back to another place."

Baby Qingyue had more questions to ask, but the bottle boat that Sister Zhang Yan had transformed into became unstable, and they were attacked by something!
A huge pelican came down from the sky, picked them up in its mouth, and flew high into the sky.

"Who are you? Why did you take us away?" Baby Qingyue couldn't help but ask.

"I am serving the Three-Headed Phoenix... quack, you caught the wrong person!"

The big pelican let out a strange cry and threw them into the sea. The sea was also very lively at this time. They actually encountered a carp and a seahorse that were fighting with a group of catfish and lobsters!

The carp shouted: "My heart is like iron, it is indestructible!"

The seahorse shouted, "Wisdom and courage, my heart is flying!"

"Hey guys... Ouch, who hit me on the head!"

The two of them accidentally entered the water and were mistaken for the carp and seahorse's companions, and were also hunted down.

Pai Daxi took out his weapon again, fought with those people, and left with the girl.

But if they leave here, they will encounter other dangers, so they keep running and escaping.

In the past, she would be easily captured and taken back to Bikini Bottom Beach by them every time, but this time, Paidaxi was extremely persistent, as if she was omnipotent and could drive away all the enemies who came to hunt them.

"Don't be afraid, we can get out of here."

That being said, the road ahead is so long that the end is invisible and the enemies are too numerous to count.

There is a group of people wearing red cloud and black robes, there are pursuers from the emperor, sometimes it is the black magic fairy Xiaoyue, and the most difficult ones are the Big Bad Wolf and the Seven Evil Wolves from Wolf Fort.

However, Pai Daxi never backed down. Even in the most difficult situations, he would grit his teeth and lead her out of the siege.

They ate delicious Ichiraku Ramen in the Konoha Ninja Village, met Ziwei and Xiaoyanzi in the Forbidden City, defeated the Black Magic Fairy Xiaoyue with Miki and Miyuki, and participated in the Sheep Sports Games on the Green Grassland.

They fought their way from Baicao Garden to Lingxiao Palace, then took the Seer to the planet Cybertron, entered the Canyon of Kings and went to P City for steel guns.

Pai Daxi is invincible and omnipotent. He can defeat anyone he meets along the way. The girl doesn't have to worry about anything as long as she follows him, but how can she let her good friend fight alone?
So she went from hiding behind at the beginning to fighting side by side.

Days like this seem even happier than those at Bikini Bottom Beach.

"Padashi, we are so awesome!"

"Of course my friend."

"We are the strongest!"

Just after they defeated all the enemies, a group of enemies appeared that even Pai Daxi felt unfamiliar with.

They were a group of high school girls.

(End of this chapter)