Secular world: My destiny has no taboos

Chapter 253: Worldly Skills: Dung Collector

Chapter 253: Worldly Skills: Dung Collector

"Ranked seventh in the Weapon Legend Atlas - Nine Heavens Mysterious Yellow Tower."

Hearing this name, Lin Beixuan's heart beat unconsciously, and some dusty memories seemed to awaken from his heart.

In a trance, the shadow of a small tower appeared in his mind.

The small tower was slowly rotating in the void, with a faint mysterious aura surrounding each floor of the tower, as if several golden dragons were wandering and roaring.

"Nine Heavens Mysterious Yellow Tower..."

"Why did this scene appear in my mind?"

Lin Beixuan's eyes suddenly fixed, and a dangerous aura involuntarily emanated from his body.

Zhan Hou secretly glanced at Lin Beixuan, and goose bumps immediately appeared on the skin of his thick arms.

Did I say something wrong?

He thought to himself and quickly said, "I also know the approximate location of this thing. It should be in the central part of Luozhou."

"I heard that the geomancer failed to reconnect the dragon vein at that time, so in order to conceal the secret, he stored the Nine Heavens Mysterious Yellow Pagoda somewhere as a talisman."

"I have told you everything I know, please let me live."

Zhan Hou lay on the ground tremblingly and kowtowed to Lin Beixuan several times.

During this time, he also secretly glanced at Zhou Zhe's headless body.

The corpse hasn't turned into nothingness after such a long time, it seems that he is really dead.

He never imagined that they had just escaped from the hands of starving ghosts, but in the blink of an eye they fell into the hands of an even more vicious person. If he had known this, he would have rather died in the forest of bones. At least he could be resurrected. If the situation was any worse, he would just die a few more times.

But if I stay with this person, I will really die.

No wonder the authorities would occasionally send out news saying that the means by which the secular son was resurrected was not the basis for you to act lawless in the secular world.

Because there are so many talented people and magic tricks in the secular world, there are ways to really kill a secular person.

Not to mention those high and mighty gods and immortals who can imprison and destroy people's souls with just a flick of their fingers.

Zhan Hou really regretted it now. He shouldn't have been tempted by the benefits and taken this trip.

Wouldn't it be better to just sell the blood of human children for sacrifice in some unattended places?

Unfortunately, it was useless to regret now. Zhou Zhe's eyes were still ringing in his mind, and he couldn't muster the slightest desire to resist.

"call……"

Lin Beixuan let out a long breath, temporarily dispelling the distracting thoughts in his mind.

He had roughly guessed why the Nine Heavens Mysterious Yellow Pagoda appeared in his mind.

Most likely it is related to Lu Chengjiang's inheritance.

At that time, the remains not only improved his destiny, but also transmitted many things into his brain.

He doesn't want to get involved in these things for now.

Lin Beixuan's gaze fell on Zhan Hou again.

"Your information has helped me sort out a lot of my thoughts, thank you."

"I dare not. It will be fine as long as My Lord can let me go." A flattering smile appeared on Zhan Hou's face.

Lin Beixuan nodded: "Don't worry, I won't kill you. I keep my word."

Zhan Hou became even happier after hearing this, and kowtowed to Lin Beixuan several times in succession, showing the image of a villain to the fullest.

Lin Beixuan didn't look at him again, but just stretched out his hands to his side.

A ghost soldier understood and immediately took out a bloodstained goat skin and handed it to Lin Beixuan.

"Just because I said I won't kill you doesn't mean I won't punish you."

"Become a beast and atone for your sins!"

After saying that, Lin Beixuan covered Zhan Hou with the goat skin in front of Zhan Hou’s wide eyes.

The art of animal creation was the first art that Lin Beixuan had studied seriously in the secular world. Not to mention that he was quite talented and was often praised by the Taoist Dog Skin.

The goat skin covered Zhan Hou's body, and there was no need to even pour boiling water on it. It grew on Zhan Hou's body like a plant taking root and could not be pulled off.

Compared to the Dog Skin Taoist, Lin Beixuan's animal creation technique is simpler, without so many sacrificial ceremonies, and the main focus is on being clean and neat.

"Like human trafficking and using children's blood as sacrifices?"

Lin Beixuan raised a strange smile at the corner of his mouth, quickly recited the method of creating animals in his mind, and pointed his finger at Zhan Hou's brow.

"Fa Cheng!"

"Mee, mee..." Zhan Hou wanted to speak, but the sound he made in the end turned into the bleating sound of a sheep.

His sturdy body was tightly wrapped in goat skin, and the bones of the goat's head were hollowed out and put on Zhan Hou's head like a hood.

Seeing this scene, Lin Beixuan had no mercy at all. He even found a rope in the ruins and tied it around the neck of the "goat".

When Wu Huo and the others came back, they saw Lin Beixuan's slender figure standing in the night wind, with gray hair and a long black blood-red robe fluttering in the wind. He was standing in the ruins with a weeping goat in his hand.

"General, what is this...?"

Wu Huo looked at the headless corpse and the goat shaking its head and crying at Lin Beixuan's feet, as if he understood something.

Lin Beixuan smiled softly and handed the rope for tying the goat to Wu Huo.

"I'm beginning to like Master Gou's animal-making technique."

"..."

When Wu Huo heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched noticeably. He took the rope and led the goat away.

When he passed by a group of strange people behind him, he stopped and couldn't help but remind them: "This goat is not food, you can't kill it and eat it."

The strangers all looked at the goat. Zhan Hou, who was wrapped in sheepskin, shuddered all over. These gazes gave him a very familiar feeling.

It was just like how they looked at the children they had lured, captured, and locked in cages.

Pigs and dogs in the eyes of others.

It’s just that now the identities have been reversed, and the one who has become a pig and dog... is him.

Tears kept rolling down the goat's eyes, and it cried miserably, as if it was crying, and the sound could be heard far away at night.

……

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This world.

Cheng Hao woke up from his bed in the dormitory, his eyes full of tears.

He glanced at the empty dormitory. He was the only one left in the room that originally housed four people.

An inexplicable feeling of loneliness came over me.

"Ugh!!"

"After all, I took it all on my own!"

Cheng Hao climbed out of bed and walked to the sink on the balcony. Looking at his slightly thin face in the mirror, he couldn't help but sigh.

His sigh came from that lady in the secular world.

Although he no longer has to worry about any other dangers now that he is with this lady, the biggest danger is his wife.

Ignore him when he is in a good mood, but bite him when he is in a bad mood. Although he will not die, he will often suffer from anemia and faint at any time.

As time went on, his mind became a little dazed. He always felt that he was anemic and his walking was unsteady. His classmates thought he had too much sex.

"This is not a solution!"

Cheng Hao stroked his chin and fell into deep thought. If he wanted to change the current situation, he had to at least restore the status quo of being a husband.

So that the woman who is a drought demon will know.

He was not a mobile blood pack that could be used as a blood source casually. In the past two days, he visited many inter-world communication groups and found that the most practical way was to make himself stronger.

Only by being strong can you conquer everything.

In the secular world, he was protected too well by the Hanba women, which always made him feel like he was a gigolo. This couldn't go on.

But he had no access to the various ways of the secular world, and with a drought demon following him, there was no way for him to integrate into the normal secular society.

After much thought, I finally decided to start with the teachers in school.

Others apply the methods they learned in the secular world to the present world, but he does the opposite. Isn't that wonderful?
Cheng Hao's eyes gradually brightened, and he excitedly took out his cell phone and called Lin Beixuan.

Lin Beixuan had just returned from the secular world at this time. He had just arrived at the store to count the bill when he received a call from Cheng Hao.

"Lao Lin, today is a big class. You are not going to skip class again, are you?"

Lin Beixuan felt helpless when he heard this. He put down the account book in his hand and rubbed his eyebrows.

It seems that ever since Huangshi Village was offered a bounty by the government, he has seldom gone to class and frequently asked for leave. If this continues, the school leaders will probably have complaints.

"Please save a seat for me. I'll come later."

"OK, no problem."

After hanging up the phone, Lin Beixuan took a look inside the store.

Today the antique shop is thriving, with daily turnover so considerable that it often needs to replenish its stock.

At this moment, an idea arose in his mind, and he felt that he should not only focus on antiques that could conceal the worldly atmosphere.

With the help of the purple jade gourd, he could bring some materials from the secular world to the real world and sell them.

In this way, the channel will be much wider, and the supply will not be too restricted to the Liu family in the future.

Thinking of this, Lin Beixuan couldn't help but recall an old merchant of his.

Impermanence - Zhuge Qing.

It's been so long, they should have accumulated a lot of things, right?
Lin Beixuan found the contact information the two had added before and called.

"Hey."

The voice coming from the other end of the phone sounded weak, as if he had been seriously injured.

Lin Beixuan raised his eyebrows: "Brother Zhuge, do you still remember me?"

"Remember." Zhuge Qing's voice still sounded weak.

Although Lin Beixuan was curious, he did not start a conversation about this topic as their relationship had not reached that point yet.

He said directly: "I am currently trying to develop some new business here, and I plan to sell worldly objects in the real world. If Brother Zhuge has some idle materials, you can sell them to me. The price is absolutely fair."

"..."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while before Zhuge Qing's voice slowly rang out.

"I do have quite a few things here, but most of them are worthless. Do you want to take these too?"

Lin Beixuan thought for a moment and said, "We can appraise it first. As long as it's not too bad, I'll take it."

"Okay, I'll arrange for someone to take it over." Zhuge Qing said, "By the way, do you have any spiritual medicine from the secular world?"

"Spiritual medicine... I do have some, it depends on what you need."

Lin Beixuan remembered that his bag was filled with a lot of miscellaneous things. In addition to Yaqi Heiye's own private goods, he had also touched a lot of corpses during this period, and put them all in there.

The bag was almost filled with weapons, equipment, elixirs, talismans and the like.

Thanks to the robbery of Mr. Zhou, he got another bag and now he has a new bag.

"I hope to meet more people like this in the future. They can deliver things to their doorsteps, and I don't have to feel any psychological burden when I kill them."

Lin Beixuan was thinking about it when he heard Zhuge Qing cough twice on the phone and replied, "For medicine to treat internal injuries, the older the better."

"I think so. I don't know much about this. I haven't suffered any serious injuries."

Zhuge Qing paused for a moment and said, "Thank you very much. I will go there in person tomorrow."

"Ah."

After hanging up the phone, Lin Beixuan looked at his gray hair in the ancient mirror beside him, shrugged, and said self-deprecatingly: "I haven't suffered too serious injuries. All that can be recovered has been recovered. Now the only thing left is what can't be recovered!"

After closing the door of the antique shop, Lin Beixuan walked into the sunshine.

The warm sunshine shining on him made him feel a long-lost comfort.

In this world, in the secular world…it feels like we are busy 24 hours a day, and our spirit cannot rest well.

Starving ghosts, the Nine Heavens Pagoda, the geomancers of the past dynasties, the officials of the present world, the Second Life Gate...

Being caught in the middle, one can't help but think more.

As life span is shortened, it seems that our inner thoughts have become much older.

As Lin Beixuan walked towards the classroom, the eyes of people passing by would involuntarily fall on him.

The main reason is that the gray hair is too conspicuous. Even the barber shop can't dye it to this effect. Combined with Lin Beixuan's appearance, the rate of people turning back to look at him is immediately high.

This became even more obvious after Lin Beixuan arrived at the classroom. The originally noisy discussion instantly died down a lot after he entered the door, and everyone's eyes turned to him almost at the same time.

The lecturer who was sitting on the podium and had been waiting here early with his legs crossed couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly when he saw Lin Beixuan.

“A symbol of serious secularization?”

Zhu Ling was surprised, and then picked up the materials on the podium next to him and started flipping through them until he came to the page with Lin Beixuan's photo and information.

His attention was focused on the time when Lin Beixuan registered to enter the secular world.

"I entered the secular world two months ago. For some secular people with bad aptitude and luck, it is almost the stage of becoming secularized."

Thinking of this, the strange feeling that had arisen in Zhu Ling's heart subsided again.

When Lin Beixuan first came in, he thought he was some big shot. It seems that he was overthinking it. He just gave people a special feeling.

"Old Lin, here!" Cheng Hao waved to Lin Beixuan.

Lin Beixuan glanced at the students in the classroom and walked over to sit next to Cheng Hao.

The moment he sat down, the class bell rang.

Zhu Ling stopped his idle state, stood up from his chair, and looked around at the new generation of secular people in the classroom.

"We are all from the secular world, so I won't make any unnecessary introductions and just get straight to the point."

"At this stage, I think you are already familiar with the secular world and can survive. You won't be ignorant of the rules and inexplicably provoke evil spirits and get killed."

"At this stage, what you want most should be learning some self-defense techniques, right?"

As soon as Zhu Ling said this, there was a chorus of agreement in the classroom.

Lin Beixuan looked at Cheng Hao who was shouting "yes" beside him with an excited look.

"Don't you have your wife to protect you? Why are you so excited?"

Cheng Hao glanced at Lin Beixuan and said, "You don't understand the pain of a weak husband. I don't blame you. Only strength is the kingly way."

"I quite agree with your last sentence." Lin Beixuan nodded.

The secular world is just such a world, where the strong prey on the weak. It is difficult for ordinary people to survive in the secular world, and they always have to deal with strange things.

For new generation secular people like Cheng Hao, the most difficult thing is getting started.

Although there are thousands of skills in the secular world, it is not easy to get started. Some people even have difficulty surviving, let alone saving money to learn a skill. No master is willing to teach you for no reason.

"Snapped!"

"So, are there any people willing to learn my skill of picking up manure? Those who are willing can stay, and those who are not willing can leave and wait for other teachers to teach them next time."

"After all, my profession is quite dirty."

Zhu Ling slapped his hands on the blackboard with a smile on his lips.

(End of this chapter)

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