Foolish Brother Odin

Chapter 221 [God of Wealth and Treasure]

A nimble figure shining with golden light was running wildly in front of the goddess Ishtar. He turned his head from time to time, and used his divine thoughts to drive the weapons hanging in the air to smash Ishtar on the head.

They were pieces of treasure radiating divine light. Perhaps their ranks were not particularly high, but at least if any one of them flowed into the mortal world, it would surely be a treasure that heroes would scramble for.

Of course, he didn't kill her. Most of the treasures he threw at her were blunt instruments, hitting her at obtuse angles in an attempt to stop the graceful goddess.

Ishtar is awesome.

Don't be fooled by her small arms and legs. With a casual wave of her hand, the sledgehammer that was hitting her was knocked away like a chopstick.

She was seen waving a leather whip (belt) that glowed with divine light in her right hand, and she was chasing after him while howling, "Gilgamesh! Hehehe! You can't run away! You better be obedient, or don't blame me for whipping you with the Seven Wolves!"

The noise these two made was so loud that no one in the Silver Palace could fail to hear it.

The problem is that it’s not possible for the Valkyries to stop him, nor is it possible for them not to stop him.

Poor Enkidu wanted to save Gilgamesh, but the problem was how could he stop his stepmother Ishtar.

Gilgamesh, who was dodging the divine belt in front of him, was so angry that he screamed: "Crazy woman! If you had a little respect for me, I would still call you the Mother Goddess. But don't go too far——"

"Honey, how have I gone too far?" Although she said so, Ishtar, who was laughing strangely, did not stop the belt in her hand. This belt made of [Descendant of Fenrir] contained the supreme power of Downs. Not to mention Gilgamesh, even ordinary weaker Aesir gods could not withstand it.

Gilgamesh refused to give in. "I am five years old! My brothers were old enough to fight in battle."

"Only—five—years—old." Ishtar deliberately dragged out the ending of her words, which sounded as strange as it could be.

While Downs was confused, Brunhilde came over on Pegasus and reported, "Your Majesty. The reason is that the goddess Ishtar thought that Gilgamesh's whole body belonged to him, so she played with his butt. Then the son of God said that he had grown up and his mother should not touch his butt."

Towns' face fell instantly.

What the hell is this operation?

Is Ishtar mentally ill?

There are many girls around Towns, and his way of thinking is as unique as Ishtar's. Not only is he around him, but even among all the major gods, he is probably the only one.

Children have grown up and it's time for them to have their own privacy.

Tang Si suddenly discovered that there was a serious problem in his harem - there was no mistress. In theory, they were all equal.

This resulted in no one having enough reason to deal with Ishtar when she acted recklessly.

Considering that Gilgamesh in the myth rejected Ishtar's courtship, Downs estimated that Ishtar would still be more or less sick about Gilgamesh, who became her son in this life.

Tangs held his forehead with his hand, and a few seconds later, his body turned into a stream of light and suddenly appeared between Gilgamesh and Ishtar.

"Ah! Father God!" Gilgamesh was surprised.

"Ah! Dear...?" Ishtar was frightened.

Besides, the Tang Si who hadn't grown smaller was more than three times taller than her.

Tang Si ignored Jin Shanshan and looked at Ishtar with a sharp gaze: "Idiot! You should learn how to be a qualified mother."

After saying that, Towns really picked up Ishtar with one hand as if he was catching a chicken.

"Son! Dad is going to hit me, save me, save me——" She actually stretched out her arms to her son at this time, with a look of life and death, and even tears came out.

It's hard to tell how much of this funny goddess's fear is genuine and how much is just acting. Gilgamesh is extremely embarrassed.

Tang Si glanced back at him and said, "My son, you are doing the right thing. Next time this silly woman has an attack, just call my name in your heart."

"Yes, Father God!" At this moment, Jin Shanshan could no longer be proud.

Not to mention his dad, even his brothers who have no respect for the elderly and love for the young are happy to compete with him.

With a body the size of a mortal, he was doomed to be at a disadvantage in close combat, and he was beaten badly by his brothers. The worst thing was that even though he was beaten black and blue, his bastard grandfather Paul still looked happy.

With such a family to deal with, he really has nowhere to go to seek justice.

Towns is already the most reasonable one.

The old father caught his mother and went in. The sound of belts snapping came from the inner hall. Gilgamesh and Enkidu, the half-brothers, looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

After Towns left, Ishtar cried with a sad face, hugged Gilgamesh and cried loudly: "Your father spanked me! My son, when you grow up, you must avenge your mother..."

Jin Glitter: "..."

This world might as well be destroyed!
……

The days passed by.

Gilgamesh has completely grown up.

Towns was surprised, but not so surprised. His youngest son was really good at fighting. When he used his [King's Treasure] at full power, even Thor would have a hard time against him.

After all, Gilgamesh theoretically possesses all the treasures of the Sumerian world, or the prototypes of the treasures.

What's even more amazing is that Gilgamesh, who has no idea of cause and effect, is convinced: "I learned this move from my father's [World Sword Formation]!"

Towns: “…”

Starting with the Sword of Nine Realms, he used a sword-controlling technique similar to that of a sword immortal, using his divine thoughts to drive the divine swords of various realms to cause long-range damage to the enemy.

Since he was the first to try this in this life, he had long become a recognized figure among the Aesir.

Once upon a time, the gods were still complaining why none of Towns' sons learned this trick.

Now, 'Jin Shanshan' has learned it, and everyone says that he is indeed a biological child.

Towns could only sigh that the malice of fate was so powerful.

What's even more outrageous is that the world assigns Gilgamesh the divine position of "God of Wealth and Treasure", which seems outrageous, but also not that outrageous.

It makes sense that the God of Wealth is good at fighting, right?
If the God of Wealth cannot be defeated, wouldn't he have been robbed by someone else long ago?
In contrast, Enkidu is the "Barbarian God", the patron saint of all uncivilized barbarians in the world. His main followers are the barbaric humans in the Sumerian world who have not joined the city-state.

This is very strange in the eyes of others. People don't know how the world will gives the positioning.

Only Downs knew that Enkidu in "The Epic of Gilgamesh" was a hairy, curly-haired savage. He was once Gilgamesh's mortal enemy. Later, the two sides fought a great battle and turned enemies into friends. They even shared the throne and governed the city-state of Uruk equally.

The Jinlunga world will actually inadvertently inherited part of the destiny of the Sumerian world.

(End of this chapter)