Simultaneous traversal: All Abyss difficulty.
Chapter 178: Choose the Joker or Batman?
Chapter 178: Choose the Joker or Batman?
There is a very classic question.
If you had to choose, would you choose to be the Joker's teammate or Batman's teammate?
One of these two waited for the kidnapper's companions to load the money bags into the car, then shot his companion and drove away.
One is that the more he knows about you, the more tricks he has in his folder to deal with you.
Looks like a superhero and a super villain.
But what they do is basically the same.
Bruce Yu looked at the clown in front of him, "Why did you invite me to go with you? I can't even drive."
The clown chuckled, "Give the monkey a banana and let the monkey be our driver. As for you, you just need to load the money bag into the car, just like that."
As he spoke, he made a very inelegant motion of releasing energy.
“It’s as easy as that!”
Bruce Yu interrupted: "Then the question is, what benefits will I get from doing this?"
"Oh! That's a really good question!" The Joker's CPU was obviously burned. He thought for a long time and pulled his green hair. "Damn it! Your house can be described as a place where dogs and cats hate each other! You actually asked me what's the point of robbing a bank?"
"Yeah, what's the use?"
"Of course I got the money! Stupid neighbor!"
"What are you going to do with the money? Buy a car? Buy a house?" Bruce Yu tilted his head, "Then why not just rob what you need?"
"Oh! Genius!" The clown suddenly clapped his hands, "Why didn't I think of that?"
Bruce Yu shrugged: "So what do you want?"
The clown licked the edge of his mouth with his tongue. At this moment, he was not crazy enough to cut his lips. He pinched his chin and thought seriously.
After a long moment, he raised his index finger: "Hey? I have an idea!"
"What is it?"
"I want Gotham, chaos! Fall into, fall into the most primitive chaos of human beings! You don't need money to buy things anymore, you can take whatever you want! People don't need to work! This and that"
He has a low level of education. Bruce Yu added: "Can a republic be achieved in this way?"
"Oh! Yes! That's it! That's the wonderful little thought!"
Bruce Yu scratched his head. "I don't know what happened, but you can turn a bank robbery into a struggle. Forget it, do whatever you want, Jiba."
The Joker rubbed his hands together and muttered to himself, "Let me think, who is the richest person in Gotham? Oh, yeah!"
He suddenly looked at Bruce Yu, "The one with a similar name to yours, Bruce Wayne! Yes! That's him!"
Bruce Yu scratched the back of his head, which was swollen and painful. "Okay. This is a return to the main storyline."
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The Snow Country is a country covered with snow all year round, like a world of ice and snow wrapped in silver.
Looking around, all you can see is a vast expanse of white. Thick snow is piled on the ground, as if covering the entire country with a thick white quilt. The rolling snow-capped mountains are towering into the clouds, and the snow on the top of the mountains never melts all year round.
In this world of ice and snow, Might Guy, Kurenai Yuhi and Uchiha Yu are struggling to move forward.
Might Guy was not afraid of the cold at all. He raised his legs high in place and shouted excitedly: "If you exercise more, your body will get warm, yo!" His face was full of enthusiasm and vitality, as if the cold did not exist for him at all.
Xihi Kurenai covered her forehead helplessly and complained with a look of disgust: "Kai, you are too energetic."
Uchiha Yu had been walking in silence, and suddenly asked Kai: "Teacher Kai, what jutsu did you use the last time you fought Kakuzu?"
Might Guy was immediately interested when he heard it. He proudly said loudly, "Haha, that's the Eight Gates, a super powerful physical technique!" He cleared his throat and began to explain in detail, "In our body, there is a meridian system where chakra flows. From the head down, there are eight chakra acupoints: Kaimen, Xiumen, Shengmen, Shangmen, Dumen, Jingmen, Jingmen, and Shimen. These are the 'Eight Gates'!"
"Normally, the 'Eight Gates' will set a limit on the amount of chakra that can flow through the body, but the 'Eight Gates Ninjutsu' can use chakra to forcibly exceed this limit, greatly increasing the strength of the caster. The more 'gates' that are opened, the stronger the power will be. However, this is not a technique that can be used casually, because it puts a great strain on the body and the caster himself may be injured, so it is a forbidden technique!"
Uchiha Yu listened for a while, nodded thoughtfully, with curiosity and desire flashing in his eyes. He asked Might Guy directly: "Teacher Guy, can you teach me?"
When Might Guy heard Uchiha Yu's straightforward request, he couldn't help but exclaimed, "Ah!" He widened his eyes and looked at Uchiha Yu in astonishment. It was obvious that he had never expected that this child would speak so frankly.
In Konoha Village, there is a set of established rules for ninjas to learn ninjutsu.
Generally speaking, the family plays a vital role in the growth process of a ninja. Those unique ninjutsu that originate from the family bloodline are carefully taught by the family elders, and the experience and skills accumulated by the ancestors are passed down from generation to generation.
Ninja schools, on the other hand, are more responsible for enlightenment, teaching children some basic ninjutsu such as the Three Body Technique to help them lay a foundation, just like in the crosstalk world, where crosstalk schools are responsible for enlightenment and inspiring children's initial interest in this art.
But if you really want to learn real and advanced skills, there are only two ways.
Either the elders in your family are experts in this field and can teach you by example; or you have to find a serious and experienced ninja to become his apprentice and study hard under his tutelage.
Moreover, once a teacher is chosen, the relationship becomes relatively fixed in the ninja circle.
If one already has a master, but then goes to find another one to be his master, in the words of the industry, this is called "jumping doors", which is quite taboo.
Kai raised his hand and scratched his shiny forehead. A trace of embarrassment appeared on his face. He carefully considered his words and said, "You are Kakashi's disciple. How can you learn from me?"
In his heart, he was following the traditional rules of Konoha while also considering Kakashi's face. He really didn't know how to respond to Uchiha Yu's sudden request.
"That's wrong." Uchiha Yu was not in a hurry. He raised his chin slightly and suddenly started a long speech, pouring out a wave of profound truths.
With a firm gaze and a sincere tone, he said: "Konoha is a big village of solidarity and friendship, just like a warm big family. Every ninja living in it shoulders the sacred responsibility of protecting Konoha!"
He paused and gave an example, "Teacher Kai, think about it. If one day, many vicious villains suddenly poured into the village, then don't we all have to do our best to protect the village? For example, if one day, more than a dozen ninjas as powerful as Kakuzu appeared in Konoha, it would be impossible to deal with them with just a few elite ninjas. As a member of Konoha, don't we have to stand up? If I can learn a few more skills, even if I can only deal with one more enemy, it will reduce the danger to the village."
He spoke passionately, his eyes flashing with a fiery light, as if he had already seen himself showing his prowess on the battlefield of protecting Konoha in the future!
"For Konoha! For the Land of Fire!"
"Okay!" Might Guy heard Uchiha Yu's sincere words, and thought of Uchiha Yu's great deeds of saving his best friend Kakashi twice. It was as if he was instantly injected with a shot of cardiotonic, as if he had been injected with chicken blood. He suddenly clapped his palms together, bursting into loud applause, and shouted excitedly: "Then I will teach..."
The high-pitched tone and the rising ending sound all showed his surging passion. He was ready to teach everything he knew and couldn't wait to pass on the essence of the Eight Gates to Uchiha Yu.
At this critical moment, Xihi Hong, who had been standing by and listening quietly, suddenly looked stern, stepped forward quickly, and interrupted Kai's speech at the right time.
She frowned slightly and said earnestly: "Kai, let's talk about these things after we return from this mission. The most urgent task is to find Lady Tsunade."
Her voice was gentle but unquestionable. Might Guy was stunned by the sudden interruption. He subconsciously raised his hand to scratch his head. His originally excited expression was slightly restrained, and a trace of annoyance flashed in his eyes. Then he returned to normal and replied helplessly: "Uh... okay!"
Uchiha Yu gritted his teeth and squeezed out a voice from his mouth: "Teacher Hong, you are really a ninja who considers the overall situation!"
Xihihong shook her head, "Sorry Yu, some things are a bit complicated."
"Then, if we find Tsunade, can you not stop Gai-sensei from teaching me?"
Xihihong thought for a moment, pursed her lips and said, "Well, if everything goes well, I won't say much about your affairs."
This time, when Kurenai Yuhi stepped out of Konoha Village, the mission she shouldered was completely different from those of Kai and Uchiha Yu.
Kai was looking for Lady Tsunade with all his heart and eyes, hoping to find this legendary medical ninja as soon as possible and rescue Kakashi from his injury.
As for Uchiha Yu, he had a desire for powerful strength and wanted to learn Might Guy's Eight Gates Ninjutsu, and by the way, heal Kakashi who was recuperating in bed.
As for Yuhi Kurenai, she actually has a more secret and critical mission - to secretly monitor Uchiha Yu and prevent him from defecting from Konoha.
The complexity of the Uchiha clan and the various changes that have happened in the past have made the two advisors, Mito Kado En and Utane Koharu, pay special attention to Uchiha Uchiha's every move, so they appointed Yuhi Kurenai, who has a high level of attainment in illusion, to take on this important task.
If Uchiha Yu defected and took away the practice method of the Eight Gates, it would be a big trouble.
However, there were more than just these three ninjas on this mission. A few kilometers away from them, two others were following them quietly in the snow.
Both of them were wearing conspicuous Konoha forehead guards. One of them was concentrating on looking at a ninja scroll, while the other was squatting aside, staring at a few insects intently.
The insects trembled slightly in the snow and ice, as if conveying some message to him.
"Impressive. At the age of fourteen, you have become a special jonin of the village."
Shan Zhongfeng's eyes were full of admiration, and he generously praised his companion beside him who was concentrating on observing the insects - Aburame Tone.
Aburame Tone was not distracted by the praise. She still looked stern and said calmly, "They are just ahead. The temperature here is too low. My tracking bug can't follow them for long in this environment. I need to think about how to get rid of the two jonin."
Shan Zhongfeng heard this, frowned slightly, and fell into deep thought. After a moment, he slowly said, "It's difficult!"
"Gai's taijutsu is very difficult to deal with, and Yuhi Kurenai is the village's master of illusion, and her illusions are even more elusive. If you are not careful, you will be trapped in an illusion and unable to move. Whether we fight alone or together, we can't deal with these two."
The thought of confronting these two renowned jonin head-on made him feel powerless.
But Lord Danzo trusted him so much, so he couldn't say anything.
Aburame Tone pursed her lips, thought for a while, and asked tentatively: "Will a sneak attack work?"
"It's useless," Shan Zhongfeng shook his head without hesitation, "That kid has excellent self-preservation ability and extremely fast reaction speed. In addition, he has two jonin protecting him. It is almost impossible to kill him under their noses."
"It's difficult."
Aburame Tone touched the handwritten letter given to him by Danzo and said helplessly: "It seems that we still have to join forces with the Snow Ninja this time. I just don't know how much benefit Danzo promised to give to the Snow Country."
Shan Zhongfeng's eyes were sharp at this time: "Everything should be based on the thoughts of Master Danzo. Even if the village will lose some benefits this time, it is all for the future of the village! If geniuses of the Uchiha clan appear one after another, then the village will sooner or later fall into the hands of these psychopaths! This is a very evil act!"
Aburame Tone, who had been brainwashed by Danzo since childhood, nodded, "I understand!"
After the two of them finished their discussion, they followed the directions on the map and chose a more difficult snowy mountain road, heading quickly towards the Snow Country.
Three days passed quickly, and the three ninjas from Konoha looked at the gate of the Snow Country and breathed a sigh of relief.
Might Guy's bowl cut was frozen. He was marching in place, shouting slogans, and his nose was running from the cold.
Yuhi Kurenai's condition was not very good either, with frost on her eyebrows.
Uchiha Yu?
He walked in the snow as freely as if he were on the prairie.
Compared to the memories of the freezing hell, this place is child's play.
Uchiha Yu took a deep breath and suddenly formed a seal!
"Yu, what are you going to do?" Xirihong suddenly became defensive.
However, Uchiha Yu simply released the Great Fireball Technique towards the open ground.
At the same time, he attached a feather with his Armament Haki and stretched it into the fireball!
Just like that, a hand warmer was made simply.
He held the feather by the end and handed it to Hong.
Xihihong didn't expect that Yu used the Hao Fireball to warm himself up. His face turned slightly red and he took the feather.
Feeling the warmth coming from the feathers, Yuhi Kurenai once again confirmed that the village leaders had strange ideas.
How could a student who cares so much about his teacher commit such an act of defection?
"Thank you, Yu."
Uchiha Yu gave an innocent smile, "It makes me feel bad to see Teacher Hong so cold!"
Xihihong's face turned redder than Yu's who told a lie, and she remained silent.
Seeing Xihi Hong's look, Uchiha Yu complained in his heart: "Little guy! I don't believe I can't handle you!"
"Ah!"
Might Guy interrupted Uchiha Yu's thoughts and rubbed his nose. "Lady Tsunade has been homeless for so many years. According to intelligence, she is most likely to come to the Snow Country to treat the royal family and earn..."
Uchiha Yu interrupted, "Gambling money."
Might Guy nodded awkwardly, "Yeah, so, I hope she's here! Best friend! You must get better! Yoshi, come on! Let's go to the gambling house!"
In a smoky gambling house, a woman's heroic voice shook the snow off the windows.
Her face, flushed with excitement, was full of nervousness and anticipation, and her eyes were fixed on the few chips on the table.
The gamblers around her had red faces and were shouting excitedly. Their tables were piled with money and chips, which formed a sharp contrast with the woman's embarrassment.
Tsunade bit her lower lip, tightly holding the few remaining chips in her hand. After hesitating for a long time, she bet them all on "big".
Seeing this, the people around all smiled with gloating eyes and bet on Kogami, waiting to see Tsunade make a fool of herself.
It's easy to defeat Tsunade.
Buy the opposite, the villa is close to the sea.
The dealer shook the dice cup slowly, and the sound of the dice colliding in the cup made Tsunade's heart rise to her throat.
Finally, the dice cup slowly opened, and when Shizune saw the three sixes inside, she screamed excitedly: "We win! We win, Lady Tsunade!"
Everyone around was dumbfounded!
The legendary fat sheep actually won money! ?
However, Tsunade did not show any joy, but instead looked at the chips on the table with a worried look on her face.
She knew her luck in gambling very well. Every time she won money, something bad would happen. She was worried that this time would be no exception.
Her brows were furrowed, and she felt a faint sense of uneasiness in her heart. She muttered, "How can I win today? Is there anything big going to happen again..."
Shizune didn't notice Tsunade's strangeness. She happily lifted Ninja Pig high up and said to Tsunade with a smile: "Lady Tsunade, we won. This time we can win back all the losses we lost before!"
Tsunade managed a forced smile and responded, "I hope so."
At this moment, the tightly closed door was suddenly kicked open!
The leader wore a forehead protector.
But it is not the Konoha forehead protector.
It’s the Snow Ninja’s forehead protector!
Everyone looked at the intruding Snow Ninja and immediately got angry.
"Hey! Girl! Do you know where this is?"
Before the casino thugs could touch her body, the leading female Snow Ninja raised her hand and touched the thugs' arms.
At a speed visible to the naked eye, ice crystals attached to the thug's body, and then the ice covered his entire body!
"Ah! You! What are you going to do!?"
"hehe."
From casting the spell to completely freezing the person, it only takes the blink of an eye!
The thug was frozen before he could even beg for mercy!
The kunoichi turned her gaze to Tsunade.
"Ma'am, please come with us!"
Tsunade is a Sannin after all. She slammed the table and looked at the female snow ninja whose "strength" was not inferior to hers at all: "What if you don't leave?"
Shizune also quickly put down Ninja Pig Tun Tun and took an attacking stance.
However, the female Snow Ninja turned her palm over and used a kunai to gently cut her palm.
When the gamblers saw the blood, they all thought that the woman was sick.
But Tsunade felt dizzy and covered her aching head!
When Shizune saw this, her heartbeat suddenly slowed down!
Oops! Tsunade has hemophobia!
(End of this chapter)
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