Dreaming for 10,000 years

Chapter 278 Troubles
No, it’s none of my business if you’re being harassed.

Shi Fei's face was filled with black lines.

So, Yang Jian couldn't help but say to the phone: "Gua! What's the point of fucking a woman? Men should fuck men!"

"..." The other end of the phone was instantly silent. Obviously, she had never encountered such a situation before.

With a beep, the phone hung up!

Yang Jian reluctantly stuffed his phone into his coat pocket and said with a wry smile: "My reputation!"

"You have ruined your reputation yourself!" Shi Fei snorted coldly.

"Ah!" Yang Jian sighed and said, "I can't help it. I've been harassed a lot lately and it's really annoying. Women in this era are really too bold!"

Yang Jian's troubles stem from his outstanding appearance, which often causes him to receive harassing phone calls when delivering parcels. Some of them are more euphemistic and ask to get to know him, while others are more direct and offer money directly.

"Anyone can be bold if they have money. This is true for men and women too!" said Shi Fei.

"..." Yang Jian thought for a moment and said, "That's right!"

Shi Fei urged, "Go on! Who is the Emperor of Heaven? What happened that day?"

Yang Jian thought back and said, "That day, he came across the world, the saint fell, and the heaven collapsed..."

"Wait, the saint has fallen?" Shi Fei was shocked.

Five top magic weapons sealed him up. He knew better than anyone how powerful the saint was. But the saint died?
"That's right! The death of the saint shook the three realms, the heavens collapsed, and blood rained down from the sky!" Yang Jian said in a low voice: "But under the mighty power of the Emperor of Heaven, the three realms stabilized again, and all the gods became mortals."

"What does he look like?" Shi Fei asked.

"I don't know!" Yang Jian shook his head.

Shi Fei asked again: "He even beat up the saint and the heaven collapsed. Haven't you seen it?"

"We haven't seen it. We only know that after the death of the saint, the Three Realms were about to collapse, but later they were rebuilt." Yang Jian shook his head: "Some of these things are hard to understand even if we have experienced them personally, like seeing flowers in the fog."

After listening to it, Shi Fei felt it was extremely absurd and outrageous.

Before he could say anything else, he heard Yang Jian's cell phone ringing again.

"Hello! Three-Eye Express..."

"Handsome guy!" The voice of the woman on the phone was: "I thought about it, and I haven't seen Gai do it yet. I'll give you two hundred thousand and see if you can do it."

"..." Yang Jian's face instantly turned as pale as the bottom of a pot.

"Hahaha!" Shi Fei couldn't help but burst into laughter beside him.

"Handsome guy! Sure enough, there is a man by your side!" The woman heard Shi Fei's laughter and said, "Two hundred thousand? Is that okay?"

"No!" Yang Jian hung up the phone decisively!
He didn't expect that he still underestimated the woman's bottom line!

The boomerang he threw actually hit his own head.

Shi Fei almost laughed out loud: "Isn't this era very interesting?"

"What's so interesting about this!" Yang Jian said angrily, "Do you know that I wasn't a courier at first?"

"What is that for?" Shi Fei asked with a smile.

"I am the great Lord Qingyuan Miaodao, of course I am a Taoist priest!" Yang Jian said as a matter of course.

He is a third-generation disciple of the Chan Sect and a legitimate Taoist priest! "Isn't that great?" Shi Fei said.

"But... now you need a diploma to be a Taoist priest, and I don't have one!" Yang Jian said helplessly: "You need to go to the Religious Administration Office to take a certificate exam, and you can register after passing the exam. After registration, you can become a Taoist priest."

"When I look at Zhang Daoling and the Four Heavenly Masters, they are their juniors. When I look at the Three Maos, they are their subordinates. How the hell am I not a Taoist priest?" He said with a hint of anger in his voice at the end.

Shi Fei heard the hidden meaning in the words: "You can take the diploma exam! You didn't fail, did you?"

"My master is Jade Ding Zhenren of Jinxia Cave in Yuquan Mountain. Why do I need their approval to become a Taoist priest?" Yang Jian said unconvinced.

You can get a diploma, but it’s not necessary!
"I understand!" Shi Fei understood Yang Jian's mentality.

He was a god who was high above everyone, but suddenly he became a mortal in the world, without any magical power, without a master, and without any connections or acquaintances.

In an unfamiliar world, fight against the world in your own way.

"If I can't be a Taoist priest, can I be something else?" Yang Jian said loudly, "How can a man starve to death?"

"What a great ambition!" Shi Fei gave a thumbs up.

Yang Jian continued to talk about his career path: "After that, I worked as a bricklayer, a courier, a fashion model..."

"You've also been a fashion model?" Shi Fei interrupted Yang Jian and said, "That's more promising than running a courier company!"

"But trouble has also come!" Yang Jian sighed and said, "I don't know which boring people started calling to harass me. I can't help it, I'm too handsome!"

"..."Shi Fei felt that Yang Jian was being Versailles.

"They want to support me and let me sleep with them? And let me be their lover!" Yang Jian snorted coldly and said, "How can a man live off women? I would rather not be a model and live on my own efforts!"

He has his own pride in his heart, no matter where he is, he will not fail. In this case, why should he compromise with those seductive women?
"Tsk tsk tsk! Such a man of character!" Shi Fei felt that Yang Jian's journey in the human world was quite interesting.

Shi Fei suddenly remembered that Yang Jian had a dog: "Oh, where is Roaring Sky Dog?"

"Him!" Yang Jian was silent for a moment, then said faintly, "He is now a famous dog expert. He not only trains dogs online, but also opened his own pet hospital. He has always wanted me to be the dean of the hospital. But I refused."

How could he possibly become the director of a hospital run by Xiaotian Dog?

He would rather deliver express!
"Huh?" Shi Fei was stunned. It turned out that Roaring Sky Dog was more powerful than Yang Jian.

"Before, you were a dog relying on the power of the master, now you are a master relying on the power of the dog!" Shi Fei said with a smile: "You have a lot of worries now!"

He thought Yang Jian's current mentality was very interesting. He was afraid that his dog would not do well, but he was also afraid that his dog would drive a Land Rover.

Yang Jian sighed and said, "When I was a god, I didn't have so many troubles."

When he was a god in the past, although he had troubles, they were all major matters in the Three Realms. It was nothing like now, when he takes trivial matters to heart.

A woman could call and harass him.

Thinking of this, he took out his cell phone while driving and blocked the number.

"Hey, hey, hey... You're driving! And you're still playing with your phone!" Shi Fei looked at Yang Jian's skillful movements and knew that this guy must have played with his phone while driving a lot.

"What are you afraid of? You are an alien demon after all!" Yang Jian put away his phone and said, "You are an alien demon, but you are afraid that I will play with my phone while driving!"

"There were so many of us beating you up, and you weren't afraid!"

(End of this chapter)