Dreaming for 10,000 years

Chapter 246 Funny
The night is as dark as ink, and the moonlight is like water, sprinkling in the yard, reflecting a silvery-white color.

Because of Shi Fei's presence, Bagui and Fang Bude did not fight immediately. Instead, they looked at Shi Fei vigilantly, and a strange atmosphere began to spread among them.

They all had a question in their hearts: who is Shi Fei?

"Everyone is here, why haven't we started the meal yet?" Shi Fei tapped the table with his fingers, his tone as relaxed as if he was attending an ordinary banquet.

He smelled the fragrance of rice just now.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the eyes of Bagui and Fang Bude were all focused on him. Shi Fei sat in the main seat, looking calm, as if he was the host of the banquet.

It was even said that he had convened the banquet.

"Sir..." Fang Bude realized that Shi Fei might just come to eat, and was about to explain, but Shi Fei raised his hand to stop him.

Shi Fei turned to look at the Eight Ghost Immortals and asked, "You eight came here to seek revenge on this old man, but what did he do that angered the gods and the people?"

Usually, there must be a reason for the wronged ghosts to take his life. Shi Fei felt that there might be some hidden reason for these eight ghosts to come to Fang Bu De.

Li Tieguai, the leader of the Eight Ghost Immortals, snorted coldly, his voice like a cold wind blowing through dead branches: "This old man is an executioner! The eight of us were all hacked to death by him when we were alive!"

His words were full of resentment and anger, as if he had some deep hatred with the old man.

"Then what?" Shi Fei asked.

"Then we will seek revenge!" Tieguai Li said as a matter of course.

"..." Shi Fei was speechless. He turned to the other person and asked, "Have you ever bullied or cheated them?"

Fang Bu De raised his head and said proudly: "I act uprightly and honestly, and there is no innocent person among the prisoners under my sword!"

"That's strange!" Shi Fei said to Tieguai Li, "Why do you want to seek revenge on him?"

Tieguai Li said coldly: "It was he who killed us!"

"...Please! We are all adults, please don't be so childish!" Shi Fei said with a dark face: "He is not arresting you, nor is he sentencing you to death. He is just an executioner who beheads you. He has no grudges against you in the past or in the present."

"You are seeking revenge on him, which is a bit humorous."

It was the first time that Shi Fei saw a death row inmate seeking revenge on his executioner. It was too ridiculous.

Some people were killed by a knife, but instead of seeking revenge on the person who killed them, they sought revenge on the knife and fought to the death with it.

Isn't this mentally retarded?

Hearing Shi Fei's sarcasm, Tieguai Li glared at him, and the other seven ghosts also looked at Shi Fei with unfriendly expressions.

When the Eight Ghost Immortals were alive, they were thieves who roamed the south of the Yangtze River, rude and unscrupulous, and didn't care about so many principles. Now that they are dead and turned into evil ghosts, they do whatever they want.

If you say Fang Bu De is an enemy, then Fang Bu De is an enemy!

Tieguai Li said grimly: "You young boy must be in cahoots with this old man. If that's the case, brothers and sisters..."

Before he could finish his words, Shi Fei raised his hand, and a strange light burst out from Shi Fei's hand, like the light of a shooting star in the dark night.

In the light, Tieguai Li didn't even scream, his soul flew away! These evil spirits couldn't even resist the sunlight, let alone this high-energy particle beam that far exceeded the light of stars?
"It's terrible to be uneducated! You don't understand the truth, you don't know right from wrong, and you throw tantrums! Damn it! I want to reason with you, but you want to fight me!"

Shi Fei looked at the remaining seven ghosts and said, "Do you have the strength to fight me? You are just bragging!"

"You..." When they suddenly saw their eldest brother Li Tieguai's soul was scared to death, the other seven ghosts were shocked, angry, and frightened, but no one ran away.

"Fight him and avenge my brother!" A ghost figure dressed in Taoist robes, holding a cold ghost sword, came from behind Shi Fei and slashed at him.

He is Lu Dongbin, one of the Eight Ghost Immortals.

At the same time, the other six ghosts also attacked Shi Fei from different directions, and no one retreated.

"You all have your good points. If we can't live together, we must die together! I will grant your wish!" Shi Fei looked at the seven ghosts who were coming to kill them, and suddenly a strange light appeared on his body.

Countless protons, helium nuclei, and heavy element nuclei that were invisible to the naked eye or even a magnifying glass were bursting out at an extremely fast speed, rubbing against the air to form light.

The light was so fast that Fang Dede, who was standing by, felt it was blinding. He blocked it with his hand, and the light dissipated.

He put down his hand and looked around. The yard in front of him was clean and tidy, without any trace of eerie ghostliness.

"You...they..." Only then did Fang realize that Shi Fei was an expert passing by!
"Thank you for your help!" Although Fang Bude had sharpened his knife long ago, he was only 50% sure that he could fight against so many evil spirits alone. He had already made up his mind to die!
Now Shi Fei took action and easily resolved the current crisis.

"Hey~ I just cleaned up a few flies while eating. It's just a piece of cake!" Shi Fei waved his hand and said, "I've been smelling the fragrance of rice for a while. Can you bring us something to eat?"

"Hmm!" Fang Bude heard Shi Fei's words and hurried to the kitchen to bring the prepared banquet for Shi Fei.

Although he knew that the guest had bad intentions, he still prepared a banquet according to the deposit. It didn't matter whether the guest ate or not, he had to prepare it after receiving the money!

If you open a restaurant, you have to act like a restaurant.

"Stewed pork elbow, roast chicken, assorted vegetables, amber shrimp..." Fang Bu De served the dishes to Shi Fei one by one.

Shi Fei gestured to Fang Bude to sit at the table and eat with him. Fang Bude declined several times, but only when he saw that Shi Fei looked unhappy did he sit at the table and eat with him.

After the two of them had three rounds of drinks, Shi Fei seemed to say intentionally or unintentionally: "In today's world, even evil spirits come to trouble the executioner. This is too funny!"

Fang Bu De put down his wine glass and sighed: "The eight of them have never been reasonable. Or rather, our reasoning is all perverse in their minds."

Everyone is reasonable, but everyone’s “reason” is different.

Of course, it is also possible that the eight people turned into evil ghosts and didn't know who to take revenge on, so they had to bully the honest executioner to vent their resentment.

"You are indeed an interesting old man!" Shi Fei laughed when he heard this, "This dish is also well cooked! But..."

"Just what?" Fang Bude asked.

"But another ghost is coming!!" Shi Fei said, standing up and looking not far away.

"Huh?" Fang Bu was confused. He and Shi Fei stood up and walked to the street corner. They saw a red ghost sedan slowly approaching in the distance under the moonlight.

The sedan chair was completely red, as if dyed with blood. The curtains were embroidered with golden dragon and phoenix patterns, which flickered strangely under the moonlight.

(End of this chapter)