Dreaming for 10,000 years
Chapter 129: Tireless Teaching
Chapter 129: Tireless Teaching
I spent most of the class watching the children writing parchment scrolls, and a small part of the class giving simple comments.
Shi Fei remembered most of the first-grade textbook after just reading it once.
Although he had a photographic memory, the content in the textbooks was too simple. The monsters and the ways to deal with them were like those in a children's fairy tale textbook. With the illustrations, it was like an extracurricular reading material.
If Shi Fei was a child, he would probably remember it after reading it twice in an afternoon.
Now…there are still many students who write in a messy way.
"You are truly the worst class I have ever taught!" Shi Fei looked sternly at the students below the podium.
I didn't expect that he would actually say this. Could it be that I had this dream because I missed the feeling of going to class when I was a child?
After being severely reprimanded by Shi Fei, the students in the class became like quails.
They felt that Shi Fei was even stricter than Professor McGonagall. Hermione and many other female classmates looked at Shi Fei with sparkling eyes.
"In the next class, I will test you on the second-grade textbook. You need to go back and memorize this book thoroughly!" Shi Fei assigned them homework.
"What?"
When the students heard that they had to memorize the textbooks, they were furious.
Shit, I have to memorize the textbook on the first day of school. Are you kidding me?
Shi Fei looked at the parchment textbook in his hand and said, "Don't be fooled by its thickness. It's just the paper. There are illustrations and content inside. There is very little real information. It's easy to memorize. You are already twelve-year-old boys. I think this is very simple..."
For the twelve-year-old Shi Fei, who was already in the sixth grade at that time, memorizing all these things was a piece of cake.
"I'll test you again in the next class. If you do well, I'll teach you some real skills." Shi Fei looked at the wailing children and decided to give them a date.
"What ability?" Malfoy said dissatisfiedly.
How could a young nobleman like him be forced to endorse a book? His father was one of the directors of Hogwarts!
Shi Fei pushed Malfoy lightly, and a wave of heat sprayed towards Malfoy, blowing his golden hair into a "Shamatte" style.
The originally handsome Malfoy suddenly turned into a Shamatte boy, making the whole class couldn't help laughing.
"Ha~"
"Haha~"
“How funny!”
Malfoy didn't understand what was going on, he just felt a gust of hot air blowing on his face. It wasn't until the girl next to him gave him a mirror and he saw his hair forming an afro in the mirror that Malfoy blushed.
"It's really cool!" Ron tried to imitate Shi Fei's actions, but nothing happened.
"This is my unique magic. Do you want to learn it?" Shi Fei said seductively.
"Of course!" shouted the children, both adults and children.
"Then memorize the lesson well!" Shi Fei waved his hand: "get out of class dismissed!"
So the first class was just a mess. What Shi Fei had just used was just a simple method of using true qi. To let these kids learn martial arts and apply them externally... Shi Fei estimated that it would take several years or even more than ten years.
By then, he would no longer be a teacher at Hogwarts! After all, stingy Dumbledore only hired him for one year!
In short, the class passed by in a daze.
After the first class, Shi Fei gradually gained experience and became more and more proficient when taking classes with students from other grades.
"Are you worthy of being my students? When you are in the wizarding world and your poor skills are discovered, don't tell others that I once taught you Defense Against the Dark Arts. I would feel ashamed!"
"My cat is more skilled at defense against the dark arts than you are!"
"You are the worst class I have ever led!"
He treated the students in the audience as stupid clients who knew nothing when he was giving a report, and with a few PUA words, Shi Fei looked a little like a teacher.
Being a teacher is that simple!
By the weekend, Shi Fei had finally finished a week's worth of classes. If possible, Shi Fei would PUA his students once a week, allowing them to tirelessly indulge in the world of books and exercises.
Regardless of the actual operation, at least the theory should be solid first. Compared with the previous Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, he can barely pass, right?
Then, he can muddle through the year.
But...is this Shi Fei's style?
If the student is still the same student after a year, then hasn't he come to Hogwarts for nothing?
What should he do?
Shi Fei pondered over it, and suddenly remembered that Hogwarts has four colleges, corresponding to four colors.
Red symbolizes courage and passion, and corresponds to Gryffindor House!
Yellow symbolizes warmth, hope and integrity, corresponding to Hedge Park College!
Blue symbolizes wisdom, calmness and depth, and corresponds to Ravenclaw House!
Green symbolizes vitality, ambition and growth, and corresponds to Slytherin House!
These foreigners always like to divide people into different categories. If we add the colors of these four colleges to the traditional culture of the Ying Empire...
Shi Fei began to draw a four-armed warrior sitting on a brass throne on the parchment, his name was Kong Nu!
He holds a long sword, a long knife, a spear and a bow in his hands, and is invincible. His representative color is red, which coincides with Gryffindor.
If you believe in Kong Nu's martial arts and learn his martial arts, you will have the ability to break your fate!
Afterwards, Shi Fei drew a warrior standing next to a cauldron, holding a hammer as tall as a person. This warrior was called Na Gou. He would make his enemies feel despair and depravity, and his representative color was green. Like Slytherin, he refused to accept the changes in the world and lived in his own world.
Whichever martial arts you believe in and which martial arts you learn, you will have the ability to avoid your fate!
After that, Shi Fei drew a beautiful warrior standing in front of a torture rack, who looked like neither man nor woman. His name was Senie, and he made his enemies suffer to make himself happy. He was very pornographic and violent, and his representative color was yellow, which was similar to the sultry Hedgeparker.
Believe in Senie martial arts, learn Senie martial arts, and you will have the ability to enjoy your destiny!
Finally, Shi Fei drew a mysterious warrior holding a long staff, wearing a hood and hiding himself in the shadows. His name is Jian Qi, who is good at using tricks to make the enemy have nowhere to escape. His representative color is blue, exactly the same as Ravenclaw!
If you believe in Jianqi's martial arts and learn Jianqi's martial arts, you will have the ability to see through fate!
At this point, the four great warriors Kong Nu, Na Gou, Se Nie, and Jian Qi have emerged!
After he flies away, he will teach the students of Hogwarts some new skills!
Thinking of this, Shi Fei kept perfecting the portrait and compiling a handbook of the four great warriors, mixed with the peculiar concept of magic, which would definitely make the children believe that this was a very cool magic!
The more he wrote, the more excited he became. Before he knew it, Shi Fei had written until very late. He was only disturbed by the dinner brought by the house-elf.
(End of this chapter)
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