Dreaming for 10,000 years

Chapter 123 Old Chinese Medicine Doctor

Shi Fei looked at the doctor, who was thin, had a bald head, and wore glasses. If he wasn't wearing a white coat, he wouldn't look like a doctor at all.

Shi Fei couldn't guess his age because hairstyle can affect a person's age.

So he looks like he's in his 40s or 50s, or maybe his hairstyle makes him look old, so he's only in his 30s or 40s.

The only thing that is certain is that he is not in his twenties.

Sitting on the stool in front of him, Shi Fei placed his wrist on the pillow in front of him and asked him to feel his pulse.

He pressed three fingers on Shi Fei's pulse and asked, "What's wrong? Where do you feel uncomfortable?"

Shi Fei repeated his insomnia situation, and the doctor asked several questions in succession, which were almost the same as those asked by the neurologist.

"Tongue out."

"Ah~"

"You have teeth marks on your tongue... You have a spleen deficiency and a kidney deficiency." The Mediterranean doctor took my pulse and said, "A spleen deficiency can lead to poor sleep, while a kidney deficiency can lead to insomnia and dreaminess."

As if seeing Shi Fei's disbelief, the doctor said, "Don't disbelieve me. Normal thirty-year-olds are more or less weak. The only ones who are not weak are fourteen or fifteen-year-olds who are still growing up, and babies."

"So Taoist health preservation emphasizes learning from infants. It does not mean imitating infants, but rather being full of vitality like infants, with all things flourishing."

Shi Fei said, "Doesn't learning to be an infant mean to remain in a blank state like an infant, to accept a brand new world and yourself? Not being bound by existing cognition, so that you can 'let your mind flow freely'."

"Huh, you actually know this?" The doctor looked at Shi Fei in surprise.

"I know a little bit." Shi Fei said. In his dream, he had a lot of knowledge, but he had forgotten most of it and only remembered a little bit.

It’s a pity that I didn’t remember the medical skills, otherwise I wouldn’t have to see a doctor.

"There aren't many courses that cover this now." The doctor didn't dwell on the topic: "Do you wake up from sleep feeling tired and not refreshed?"

"Yes!" Shi Fei nodded. He still felt a little tired after waking up and wanted to sleep, but he couldn't.

“Are there any symptoms of tinnitus or vertigo?”

"Not this one."

"You should drink less, stay up less late, have less sex, and maintain a good work and rest schedule." The doctor finally said: "It is not a good thing for people to sit for a long time, so exercise more."

Shi Fei said: "Oh, I'm not married yet."

The doctor glanced at Shi Fei and said, "You should be more careful as a person. Married people can have regular sex. If you are not married, no one will supervise you. Be careful to be restrained. You will regret it after you get married!"

"...What I mean is that I don't have a girlfriend and I don't have sex." Shi Fei felt that the doctor had misunderstood.

The doctor lowered his voice and said, "If you are single and have kidney deficiency, shouldn't you be more careful?"

"..."

It seems reasonable.

"Can you try taking a few doses of medicine? And use your medical insurance?" the doctor asked.

Shi Fei nodded and said, "Use medical insurance."

When the doctor saw Shi Fei nod, he began to write the medical record and prescribe medicine. Suddenly he asked, "Do you dream every day?"

"I've been dreaming every day these days."

"So what do you dream about?"

Shi Fei thought about it and said, "It's a bit of everything. Sometimes he's a hero, sometimes he's an emperor."

"Hiss...Emperor?" The doctor looked up at Shi Fei and looked at him carefully, making Shi Fei feel uncomfortable.

"What's wrong?" Shi Fei felt puzzled.

"Have you ever dreamed of driving a Gundam?" the doctor asked. "Who would dream of that..." Shi Fei blurted out, "Except for the two-spined newt."

Now it was the doctor's turn to be silent. He said, "I dreamed about it."

"..."

The doctor then asked, "Do you know the Church of the Supreme Being?"

"Which god, which religion?" Shi Fei asked back: "Christianity?"

The so-called Supreme God sounds like monotheism.

"No. You know, the whole world was created by a drunk old cat in a dream. In this world, fish is supreme, and only those who are allowed by the old cat can eat fish!" The doctor said something Shi Fei couldn't understand:
"The drunk old cat is the supreme god. He tells people that life is just a dream after getting drunk. Don't care too much, just drink."

Shi Fei was a little confused. What a mess. He said, "Is this the Jiumengzi Association?"

Shouldn’t the so-called Supreme God be the omnipotent Lord who can do everything and created the entire world?
What the hell is a drunk old cat?

Is it true that nowadays the theory of God creating the world is no longer popular, but the theory of cats creating the world is more popular?

"They can't all be drunkards. Drinking is harmful to the body after all." The doctor said, "But many of them can't sleep like you."

"So, I don't necessarily sleep well after taking the medicine?" Shi Fei discovered the blind spot and asked back immediately.

The doctor had expected Shi Fei to ask this question and asked, "Can you maintain a good work and rest schedule and daily exercise?"

"...I can't! But I go jogging every morning!" Shi Fei suddenly remembered that he runs every day.

"A day's exercise cannot be limited to morning jogging!" said the doctor.

It seems to make some sense.

"This is the cause of your illness. Irregular work and rest schedule." The doctor sighed and said, "I understand. It's the pressure of life."

When it comes to making money, there’s no need to pay attention to a schedule.

"So, life is just a dream. Be kind to yourself when you have nothing to do." After the doctor wrote the prescription, he took out a business card from the box next to the table and said:

"Here! This is the business card of the Divine Religion. It has the address on it. They hold sacrifices there at five o'clock every morning."

Shi Fei refused and said, "I am a staunch atheist. I don't believe in these things."

"I don't believe it either!" the doctor said, "But when they hold the sacrifice ceremony, it's like having a buffet. Not only can you have a free breakfast, you can even drink alcohol, and after the ceremony you can get fried fish and eggs. If it weren't so early, the old men and women would have gone to take advantage of the situation, so it wouldn't be your turn."

"Don't want money?" Shi Fei said.

The doctor waved his hand and said, "If they wanted money, someone would have called the police and reported it long ago."

"..."

Shi Fei accepted the business card. On the front of the card was written "The Supreme God loves the world and also loves fish", and on the back was written an address: "No. 426 Chunhua Road."

Hey, isn’t this Chunhua Road the road next to his house?

"Do you want to decoct the medicine yourself, or do you want us to do it for you?" the doctor asked again.

To decoct Chinese medicine, you need a clay pot and soak it. Shi Fei was too lazy to bother and said, "Decoct it for me."

"Okay!" The doctor wrote out the medical records and prescriptions, pointed to the QR code next to him, and said, "Pay and pick up the medicine on the first floor. The Chinese medicine decoction is next to it. This is my WeChat. You can give me feedback after taking the medicine."

After thinking about it, Shi Fei added the doctor as a friend on WeChat.

The doctor’s WeChat name is “Expert Chinese Medicine Doctor Liu Yizhen” and his avatar is a Gundam.

It’s indeed a two-spined newt!

(End of this chapter)