Huayu Chunqiu, starting from being adopted by a fairy mother

Chapter 139: Yue Girl Shepherds Sheep, Liu Jing is Laid Off

"Fish, fish, swim in the water. They swim back and forth happily. They swim back and forth happily..."

Gao Yuanyuan was very trustworthy. She knocked on the door early the next morning and delivered breakfast, which included a bowl of eight-treasure porridge, two sets of pancakes, and four tea-tea eggs.

She was very nice and bought more than one copy. She also gave some away to Sister Li and Xixi.

As interest, she had to give Liu Jing extra food when she delivered it.

In addition to a fish, two buns are also included.

Practice makes perfect. Liu Jing's fishing skills have improved a lot, but still not as fast as Gao Yuanyuan's.

Liu Jing also tried the buns. The two buns were not very big, but they were very round and tasted good.

After eating and drinking and packing up, Liu Jing joined the martial arts group, while Gao Yuanyuan went next door.

"Are you sick? Why do you always ask others to buy you breakfast?" Qianqian had already put on her makeup. Seeing Liu Jing leisurely entering the crew, she felt unhappy for no reason.

"Who did I ask to buy it? It was just Lin Jing and Jiang Xin. I helped them introduce the play and they treated me to breakfast. Is there anything wrong with that? It's not a big deal for me to have a little convenience, right? I feel that my character is much better than those people who take advantage of the actors." Liu Jing asked one question after another, which made Xixi confused.

"Didn't Gao Yuanyuan buy you breakfast?" Xixi blinked her eyes, and I complained that you looked like someone had stepped on your tail.

"Before I joined the team, Gao Yuanyuan often bought breakfast for you. I was able to have a meal this morning, thanks to you." Liu Jing said confidently, because this was the fact, so he didn't feel guilty at all.

"We are friends." Sissi said weakly.

"Only you two can be friends, so we can't be friends? I'm better than you at making friends." Liu Jing asked.

"Haha, do you have a male friend? Why do you like to make friends with women?" Xixi laughed.

"This only shows that my sexual orientation is normal, and Sister Li will feel relieved." Liu Jing defended.

"Hmph! Whoever wants to buy it can buy it. I don't care." Xixi's face turned dark and she left angrily.

"You're still pointing out my faults, but you're the one with the fault. You're not grateful for the free breakfast, and you're still picking on me." Liu Jing muttered.

There aren’t many scenes for the white ape, and the filming was completed yesterday.

So the white ape goes offline and the martial arts director comes online.

The first scene shot today was a scene where a Yue woman drove her sheep to the upper floor and encountered eight swordsmen from the Wu Kingdom. The Yue Kingdom was submissive, so the Wu swordsmen naturally bullied the Yue Kingdom.

In order to demonstrate his superb swordsmanship, the swordsman swung his sword and split the sheep into two halves.

This angered the girl, who started arguing with the swordsman. Fan Li tried to dissuade her, but she insisted on asking for clarification.

Seeing that the Yue girl was beautiful, the swordsman had other ideas and wanted to cut the girl's belt with his sword.

The Yue girl swung the bamboo pole in her hand lightly, injuring the swordsman's wrist and knocking the sword out of his hand.

Naturally these swordsmen refused to give in, and the Yue girl struck them with her bamboo pole continuously, knocking them all down one by one.

"That white ape... ahem, that Liu Jing, I have an idea for today's scene." Zhou Xiaowen quickly changed his words under Liu Jing's gaze.

"You are the director, we will shoot it the way you want." As a martial arts director, Liu Jing naturally followed the director's arrangements and had no intention of overriding him.

"Yue girl, come here for a moment." The director shouted to Sissi.

"Director, what's wrong?" Xixi was not surprised. It was normal for the director to talk about the script before filming began.

"When we shoot the sword fight between eight swordsmen later, I don't want Liu Jing to design the movements for you. I only have one requirement: one sword for each fight. You can perform as you like, I only want the result. Can you do it?" asked the director.

"A fake sword can't do that." Sissi answered simply.

The director choked up. What does this mean? Can a real sword do it? We are filming a movie, not fighting. This girl has a violent tendency.

"They are professional extras who know how to cooperate. As long as you hit their wrists, they will naturally drop their swords and act injured. My requirement is that you use your moves quickly and hit their wrists with every sword. If you can hit the same place, the effect will naturally be better, and it will show that the Yue women are superb swordsmen." The director patiently explained, and then said, "This is a performance, not a real injury, you...you should be more restrained."

"Then I can do it." Xixi was full of confidence. This was basic exercise and it was really not difficult.

"Liu Jing, what do you think?" The director still respected the martial arts director's opinion.

"I think..." Liu Jing was about to express his opinion, but unexpectedly, Xixi said directly, "You really think so. The director means that you can be laid off from this scene."

"I think you should check the props. Don't use a real sword like Jing Tian did. Ordinary prop swords won't work either. She has problems controlling the strength. It's best to use a sword made of plastic." Liu Jing reminded that as a martial arts director, one can choose not to be superior, but one cannot choose not to speak out.

"Today's scene uses bamboo poles," Xixi reminded.

"..." Liu Jing felt a little embarrassed that he made such a low-level mistake.

He wanted to turn around and leave, but the director quickly stopped him, "Liu Jing, you are still here, you have a mission. When the swordsman kills the sheep, the camera will turn, and you quickly throw the two pieces of the prop sheep on the ground."

"Is this the job scope of a martial arts director?" Liu Jing said unhappily.

"You are quite strong and your movements are agile, so you will definitely pass it in one go."

"Ok."

Xixi smiled and patted Liu Jing on the shoulder, "Come on, my personal prop master."

"Action..."

Liu Jing stood outside the screen, next to him were two prop sheep carcasses, the workmanship was really crude. The camera also flashed by, and if you don't look carefully, you can't see the trick.

The eight swordsmen with "broken hair and tattoos" were talking, laughing and making noises, and it was obvious that they had drunk some wine.

The street was not wide to begin with, and eight people were walking side by side. Passersby were angry but dared not speak out.

Those who are walking opposite to you stop to the side and let them pass first. Those behind you stop and go, not daring to overtake.

At this time, the camera gave a close-up of Fan Li, without any words, only a sigh.

The Yue woman is herding a dozen goats and slowly enters the painting.

According to the director's intention, the sheep went around the swordsmen on both sides and was cut into two pieces by one of the swordsmen.

The sheep are real sheep, and Sissi’s swordsmanship is good, but this sheep herding technique is no technique at all.

"Mee, mee, here...this way..." The Yue girl was driving the sheep with a bamboo pole, but the sheep seemed not to hear her and instead stopped moving forward.

The eight extras are indeed professionals. If the sheep don’t come forward, we will.

Xixi also became anxious. She hit the head sheep with a bamboo pole and shouted, "Go..."

What Liu Jing said was right. She did have problems controlling her strength.

It was a nice film set, with sheep bleating everywhere. There was no need for the director to call cut, as everyone worked together to catch the sheep.

Xixi worked even harder, after all, it was her own job. She jumped directly, lying on the head sheep, and tightly grasped the sheep's neck.

The harder she worked, the more anxious the sheep became, and the field was in chaos.

Liu Jing watched the joke for a while, and seeing that Xixi couldn't handle it, he couldn't sit still anymore.

He seized the opportunity, hugged Xixi and said, "Let go..."

Liu Jing held Xixi with one hand and held the lead sheep with the other, and several people stepped forward to stop the commotion.

The lead sheep became obedient, and the other sheep gradually calmed down as well.

Everyone was covered in dirt and the place was a mess. Everyone looked at each other and laughed.

"Let go, everyone is watching us." Xixi's voice was as soft as a mosquito and she pinched Liu Jing, saying, "Are you addicted to hugging me?"

"If you hadn't pulled it, it would have been quiet long ago." Liu Jing felt the pain and glared at Xixi, "You're pulling me so hard, how can a sheep bear it?"

He saw that Sissi's hair and face were covered with wool, so he reached out and removed them one by one.

"Hmph!" Xixi snorted lightly, but this time she didn't talk back.

"Makeup, props..." the director shouted, paused, and then shouted again, "Producer, call the old farmer from yesterday..."

The old farmer often herds sheep, so he has a lot of experience.

Yesterday, everyone saw that the old farmer did nothing and the sheep were very well-behaved and obedient, so they thought that these sheep were very docile.

After a while, the old farmer was invited back to teach Sissi herding experience.

Half an hour later, everything was cleaned up and filming continued.

With an old farmer on the side, the sheep are very obedient and rely on some technical means, such as growing a pile of green grass on both sides.

This time it was successful and the sheep easily bypassed both sides.

shuh...

The swordsman swung his sword, the camera switched, and Liu Jing threw the props to the ground swiftly.

The Vietnamese woman used a bamboo pole to touch the flock of sheep, and the sheep felt pain and ran out of the picture.

"Why did you kill my sheep?" the Yue girl shouted angrily, with a hint of babyish voice. It didn't make people feel scared, just cute.

Several swordsmen should have responded, but they were so focused on looking at the beauty of the Vietnamese girl that they forgot all their lines.

"Cut! Big fool, are you stupid? Speak, you are mute." The director yelled.

The big silly guy quickly smiled and said, "I'm sorry, director. I'm sorry."

"Get back to your positions and start shooting from here..." the director shouted. He didn't dare to drive the sheep over again.

Everyone remained standing in their respective positions according to the previous orientation, to avoid being exposed.

"Action..."

The swordsman grinned, blood still dripping from his sword. He waved the sword over the girl's head, "Little girl, do you want to be chopped into two pieces by my sword like this sheep?"

The Vietnamese girl was not afraid, but took two steps forward and said, "You have to compensate me for the sheep."

Fan Li was standing by and reminded, "Girl, please leave quickly. They are drunk with sheep."

The girl refused to give in and shouted, "Even if you get your sheep drunk, you still have to compensate me for the wine. Bah! You still have to compensate me for my sheep... Ka... Sorry, I said the wrong thing."

“Pfft…hahahaha…” the whole room laughed.

Old Duan clasped his hands together and begged for mercy, "I was wrong first, I was wrong first, and it was me who implicated Xixi."

"Haha, Old Duan, you were knocked down by a sheep just now, and it left you with a trauma." Liu Jing laughed.

"This segment is a behind-the-scenes footage and has a good effect. To improve our lives in the evening, we will have mutton hotpot, and Old Duan will be responsible for cutting the meat." The director also laughed. The atmosphere was good. He felt that adding a chicken leg was not enough, and they had to add a meal of meat.

"Director, sheep are also actors, this is not appropriate." Xixi couldn't bear it. After herding the sheep for a few days, she developed feelings for them.

“There are breeders in the village, we can buy from them now,” the on-site producer explained.

"That's good, let's eat another sheep." Xixi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Everyone get ready, let's continue shooting," the director shouted.

"Great!" everyone shouted. Their lives had improved at night and everyone was in a different spirit.

"Action..."

This time, Lao Duan did not make any mistakes and Xixi also responded smoothly.

The swordsman looked around Sissi with a lewd smile on his face. "I wanted to cut off your little head, but you are so beautiful, I couldn't bear to do that. Little lady, do you want to play with me? I will compensate you with two sheep later."

Fan Li couldn't bear to see the little girl being abused, so he shouted, "Girl, come here quickly."

The people do not fight with the officials, and even less with the ruffians. The Vietnamese woman responded crisply, "Yes."

"Young lady, your belt is very nice...ah..." The swordsman swung his sword to cut off the Yue girl's belt, but the Yue girl tapped the swordsman's wrist with a bamboo pole, causing the sword to fall to the ground. He covered his wrist in pain, "Brothers, strip her naked for me."

There were no surprises afterwards. The Yue girl killed each player with her sword. These extras were indeed professional and it didn't look like they were acting at all.

"That's quick and easy. Hit me three inches away from the wrist. Give Xixi an extra chicken drumstick tonight." Liu Jing breathed a sigh of relief, feeling relieved.

After he finished speaking, he snorted again, "What a brain-dead screenwriter! What a crap line he wrote! His gangster nature is fully exposed."

"is it?"

"Of course... No, well, I'll go check next door."

Liu Jing didn't need to turn around, this was Teacher An's voice. He ran away before Teacher An slapped him.
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PS: As the year draws to a close and the holidays are approaching, there are too many things to do. Updates may not be scheduled regularly, but they will definitely be updated...

(End of this chapter)