Huayu Chunqiu, starting from being adopted by a fairy mother

Chapter 137 You are not against me, you are trying to harm me

Liu Jing sat on the ground, looking aggrieved. He wanted to apply for a new exclusive prop master.

It’s confirmed that Zhou Xiaowen is an old thief who deliberately sent Jing Tian to cause trouble for him.

It’s just that his acting is bad, and his portrayal of Ji Ran is like a sweeping monk.

He is a fifth-generation director, but he is simply the fifth-generation petty-minded.

"Brother Liu Jing, I will go slowly this time and be careful. I have never fed water to anyone before, so this is not experience." Jing Tian laughed innocently.

Liu Jing sighed. What else could he do? He just had to continue being fed.

This time Jing Tian was experienced and was very careful, and Liu Jing drank a few sips comfortably.

"You also know how to feed the baby well." Liu Jing breathed a sigh of relief. Jing Tian looked quite normal after he regained his composure.

"My family had puppies and I fed them milk. It's almost the same, actually..." Jing Tian explained.

"I'm thirsty." Liu Jing's face turned black. You'd better shut up.

"Brother Liu Jing, am I, your exclusive prop master, very useful?" Jing Tian asked for credit, eager to be recognized.

Liu Jing did not respond. He was drinking water and did not want to respond.

"Jingtian, what are you two doing?" Xixi had just changed her clothes and came out, and was shocked to see this scene at the door of the dressing room.

"Sister Xixi, you are so beautiful." Jing Tian's eyes were full of stars and he looked at Xixi with envy. He left Liu Jing and looked around.

She did not forget to feed Liu Jing some water, and said, "Brother Liu Jing, drink it yourself first."

Liu Jing drank nothing. Before he could even raise his paw, half the bottle of water had poured into his neck.

"Jingtian..." Liu Jing roared, extremely angry.

"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot you are a monkey now." Jing Tian squatted beside Liu Jing and apologized hurriedly, as sincerely as she could.

Liu Jing pointed at Jing Tian, and finally sighed and gave up. Jing Tian's sincerity was not fake, she was just missing a trick, she didn't mean to hurt him.

But unintentional harm is sometimes more frustrating than intentional harm.

Qianqian had never seen Liu Jing in such a miserable state. His face was covered in water and his hair was wet and messy. She could clearly feel the depression he was feeling.

So she stood in front of Liu Jing, holding her stomach and laughing heartily.

"Is it time for Sister Xixi to have her teeth straightened?" Jing Tian asked in a low voice.

"Puchi..." Liu Jing couldn't hold it anymore, and Xixi's laughter stopped abruptly.

"What's the director's vision? Ah Qing has to wear a green dress?" Liu Jing didn't dare to laugh too much. Now he couldn't move easily. If Xixi retaliated, he could only surrender.

"Little Steamed Egg and Big Steamed Egg, as well as Little Tofu and Big Tofu, are all wearing green clothes." Jing Tian added. It can be heard that she also has some opinions about the fact that they are wearing the same clothes. After all, she is the little steamed egg.

Steamed egg refers to Zheng Dan, and tofu refers to Xi Shi, nicknames given by Jing Tian.

"This is not the director's fault. The color of the costumes was determined by the historical consultant." Sissi curled her lips.

"In the Zhou Dynasty, primary colors were valued and mixed colors were inferior. The so-called primary colors were blue, red, yellow, white and black, and all other colors were inferior. The Yue State was rich in fine ramie, which was light and breathable, suitable for summer wear. Clothes made of ramie were usually in their natural color or dyed in dark colors, such as black, cyan, blue, brown, etc. They also had the custom of cutting their hair and tattooing them. They cut their hair short and tattooed dragon patterns on their skin and forehead. This was their unique cultural style." Liu Jing explained patiently. After all, his history consultant was Mr. An, and he couldn't let anyone look down on him.

"That's not right. Doesn't the King of Chu like purple? So many people in the palace would starve to death." Xixi was suspicious. She had watched "Things About the Qin Dynasty" and suspected that Liu Jing was fooling Jing Tian.

"The King of Chu liked thin waists, so many people in the palace starved to death. The King of Qi liked purple clothes, so there was no one different from him in the country. The King of Wu liked swordsmen, so many people had scars on their bodies." Liu Jing explained, you did read some books, but that was all.

"Oh, the king is wearing purple, so why is there no purple in the main color?" Xixi asked when she didn't understand. It has always been like this. There is nothing shameful in facing Liu Jing.

"So the rituals and music are in chaos." Liu Jing sighed.

"Brother Liu Jing, you know so much." Jing Tian's face was full of admiration. She had not taken many cultural courses and had a special admiration for cultured people.

"I am an action director after all." Liu Jing said lightly.

Jing Tian felt a little awkward, as if something was wrong. She quickly discovered a problem and put aside the question of the type of work, "Brother Liu Jing, we are filming the struggle between Wu and Yue during the Spring and Autumn Period, but you are talking about the Zhou Dynasty. Did you make a mistake?"

Qianqian suppressed her laughter and followed Jingtian's words, "Yes, what is the relationship between the Spring and Autumn Period and the Zhou Dynasty? You must be wrong."

"Right, Sister Xixi, you have also realized that something is wrong." Jing Tian took Xixi and found a confidant.

Liu Jing and Xixi looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

"Jingtian, you were right to skip classes. You should read more books if you have nothing to do." Liu Jingtian was impressed.

"I read books every day and just finished reading "That Boy is So Handsome." Jing Tian was very proud.

"At least it's better than "Harvard Girl."" Liu Jing muttered and struggled to get up.

Once, twice, three times...

My legs wouldn’t bend, my stomach was too thick, and I failed to stand up again and again.

"Brother Liu Jing, do you want to get up?" Jing Tian asked.

"Jingtian, do you think I can get up this time?" Liu Jing asked.

"I can't get up." Jing Tian shook her head. How could it be possible to do it with such clumsiness? She had already tried, and in the end two people pulled her up.

"Why don't you support me?" Liu Jing said unhappily.

With the help of Xixi and Jingtian, Liu Jing finally stood up.

Xixi couldn't bear it after all, so she took a tissue and wiped Liu Jing's face and neck, "Why don't you take it off? It's so hot, don't get a heat rash."

"I'm not that delicate. We're going to shoot a scene the day after tomorrow, so I have to adapt myself well." Liu Jing disagreed. What kind of actor would he be if he couldn't overcome this little difficulty?

"Brother Liu Jing, what are we going to do next?" Jing Tian couldn't sit still and took the initiative to find work.

Liu Jing pondered for a while, and thought of a risk-free job, "I can't get the script, can you help me read the script."

Jing Tian readily agreed. As long as there was work to do, it didn't matter what kind of work it was. If she didn't work, how could she demonstrate her value? That's what she thought.

In the following time, Liu Jing walked around wearing his equipment, and Jing Tian followed behind him reading the script.

The White Ape doesn't have many scenes, and most of them are scenes where he plays against Yue Nu.

King Helu of Wu led his army to attack Yue, and Gou Jian led his troops to fight at Juli. This is the opening of "Huanxisha". In the Battle of Juli, King Gou Jian of Yue sent a death squad to challenge the Wu army three times, but all ended in failure. Finally, Gou Jian asked the condemned prisoners to commit suicide in front of the Wu army. The Wu army was curious and only cared about eating melons, so they relaxed their defenses and were attacked by the Yue army.

Linggu Fu, a minister of the State of Yue, swung his spear and cut off the toes of King Helu of Wu. The State of Wu was forced to retreat. Helu died of his injuries in Xing and was buried in Tiger Hill.

A few years later, King Fuchai of Wu took revenge, defeated the Kingdom of Yue, and began his life of sleeping on straw and tasting gall.

The State of Wu destroyed the State of Chu, defeated the State of Yue, and attacked the State of Qi and Lu, and for a time its fame was unparalleled.

The white ape appeared during this period. King Fuchai of Wu encountered the white ape while hunting. The white ape was shot by arrows and fled to the mountains and forests, where he met Ah Qing who was herding sheep.

Ah Qing was thirteen years old at that time. She helped the white ape heal its wounds, and the white ape stayed with Ah Qing afterwards. It taught Ah Qing how to herd sheep with a branch, and did not leave until Fan Li asked Ah Qing to leave the mountain.

Jing Tian was still somewhat useful. He fed, fed, wiped sweat, and passed swords to others. He was becoming more and more skilled.

Liu Jing wore the equipment all the time except when going to the toilet and sleeping. Two days were enough time for him to adapt.

"Liu Jing, how are the preparations going?" The director was a little worried.

Liu Jing was wearing equipment and a monkey head, so he couldn't answer. In order to show that he had no problem, he played with the sword in front of Zhou Xiaowen.

It was indeed a show of shame, the tip of the sword stopped at the director's Danzhong acupoint, very steadily and accurately.

Even though Zhou Xiaowen knew it was a prop, he was still shocked and his face turned pale. This guy was clearly seeking revenge. He just arranged a Jing Tian for you.

He also felt aggrieved. He had seen actors who brought money into the crew, but he had never seen a prop master who brought money into the crew.

This girl was clumsy and often made things worse, but he couldn't get rid of her. In the end, he gave Jing Tian the title of a martial arts director's exclusive prop master, mainly responsible for maintaining the white ape equipment worth one hundred thousand dollars.

"Brother Liu Jing, you are amazing." Jing Tian thought it was great and ran to the director to invite him, "Director, I have trained him well, right?"

"Well! Very good." Zhou Xiaowen was very perfunctory. Seeing Jing Tian wanted to talk, he quickly shouted, "All departments, get ready. The filming will start in five minutes. The first scene today is Fu Chai shooting the white ape."

Although Jing Tian is lively, she is very tactful. Seeing that the filming was about to start, she consciously stayed aside.

The makeup artist came over and helped Liu Jing comb his hair and hide the blood bag.

Five minutes later, it started up on time.

This scene is about King Fuchai's hunting. A guard spotted a white ape and thought it was magical, so he wanted to capture it alive.

How fierce the white ape is! Under the siege of hundreds of soldiers, it is like entering an empty land.

The general wanted to escort the king away, but Fuchai was unwilling to do so. He aimed his bow at the white ape and attacked it, hitting it in the chest and abdomen.

If the white ape had not reacted in time, the arrow would have hit his chest.

When filming the scene of being hit by an arrow, the arrow was shot for real and the shooting was also real.

How to hit the target every time? Tie the arrow to a rope, shoot the arrow, and let it follow the rope directly to the desired place.

Accidents always happen during filming, this is normal. He Rundong shot the arrow, and the arrow was about to hit the white ape, and then it was powerless to move forward.

The director was about to call cut when he was suddenly speechless.

Jing Tian was very kind, rushed into the camera, and inserted the arrow into the reserved wound, "Director, I hit it."

“……”Everyone was stunned, and then the whole audience burst into laughter.

Liu Jing was also speechless, but he didn't expect that even more speechless things were to come.

The next scene is about the Yue girl rescuing the white ape, and there is no problem with that.

Then the white ape taught Yue girl the sword technique, but he did not use a real sword, but a bamboo pole.

Liu Jing and Xixi didn't need to rehearse at all. They were so familiar with the scene that even after putting on the white ape skin, Xixi knew who was in front of her.

There was no script for this scene, and the two of them were completely left to their own devices.

After filming for more than an hour and capturing a large amount of footage, the director finally called for the end.

Jing Tian feeds Liu Jing lunch, and Liu Jing has gotten used to it.

The filming continued in the afternoon, and his clothes were already soaked. Even with his strong stamina, he also felt tired.

The last scene is that the white ape wants to kill Fan Li but is stopped by the Yue girl.

The Yue girl injured the white ape with a real sword. The white ape roared, leaped up, and disappeared into the mountains and forests.

The girl dropped her sword and chased after it, but there was no sign of the white ape. She shouted in the forest, "Eunuch Ape, Eunuch Ape..."

The white ape is offline.

This is what is written in the script, and Xixi and Liu Jing know it all by heart.

When two people shoot a literary drama, it is rare that there are more than three takes.

"Action..."

It started, Sissi held the sword with a wry smile on her face.

"Don't worry, just attack, I can take it." Liu Jing encouraged, thinking that Xixi was not used to the change of prop sword.

Sissi sighed and swung her sword at the branch, breaking it with a sound.

Everyone was stunned. His swordsmanship was so good and his sword was so sharp. Hey! This is a real sword...

The director roared, "Props, props..."

"I'm here! What's the matter? Director." Jing Tian responded.

"What's going on with this sword?" the director asked.

"This is a sword from my collection, specially given to Sister Xixi." Jing Tian responded crisply.

Liu Jing shuddered. If he used this sword as a prop to deal with it, he doubted whether this shoddy equipment could block it.

He looked at Jing Tian and said, "You are not trying to jinx me, you are trying to harm me."

(End of this chapter)