Zhu Xian: Get ten times the talent, the sword opens the gate of heaven

Chapter 79: Wine and meat passed through the intestines, leaving Buddha in the heart

Chapter 79: Wine and meat passed through the intestines, leaving Buddha in the heart

Zhou Yixian was used to cheating people and was very shameless. Seeing that Shitou didn't believe him, he continued to say:
"Stone Knight, I see that you are covered in dark clouds and are surrounded by deathly aura. If I were to kill the demon today, I would never come back. But, luckily, you met me..."

Before he could finish his words, Shitou interrupted with a look of disbelief:
"I am a Buddhist disciple, I don't like fortune-telling. If you keep talking nonsense to me, the evil-breaking staff in my hand will not be tolerated by vegetarians."

Zhou Yixian took a look at the huge mace in Shitou's hand, and immediately shut up and said no more.

He turned around and looked at Zhang Xiaofan again, thinking that his luck today was really bad. He didn't fall for two fat sheep when he met them.

One looks honest but is actually full of bad intentions, and the other doesn't believe in fortune-telling at all.

At this time, Shitou saw Zhang Xiaofan behind Zhou Yixian, looked him over, and immediately asked:

"May I ask where this little brother's master came from?"

Zhang Xiaofan bowed and said:

"I am a disciple of Dazhu Peak of Qingyun Sect, Zhang Xiaofan."

"What?" When Shitou heard this, he immediately grabbed Zhang Xiaofan's arm with both hands and said happily:

"Brother, you are actually a disciple of Qingyun Sect. Qingyun Sect is the leader of the righteous sect in the world. Brother Zhang, you must have great magical powers. Let's get rid of the monster together."

"Of course, but..." Zhang Xiaofan said, pointing to the hundred taels of silver on the notice.

Seeing this, Shitou said:
"Alas, we are righteous people. How can we charge money for exorcising demons?"

"Wrong!" Zhang Xiaofan shook his head and said:
“If you don’t charge money, if there are monsters in Xiaochi Town again in the future, other disciples will not be interested in coming here to eliminate monsters when they see there is no reward.”

"So, for the future sustainable development of Xiaochi Town in exorcising demons, I must definitely accept this hundred taels of silver."

Shitou touched his bald head, thought for a moment, clapped his hands, and said:
"Brother Zhang, what you said makes sense. Everything in the world is for profit. Others may not be as chivalrous as we are."

"I have to accept it, and I have to pay more, two hundred taels of silver."

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaofan patted Shitou's sturdy shoulders and said:

"A fool can be taught."

Zhou Yixian, who was standing next to him, was stunned when he saw this. He thought to himself that this guy was really full of bad intentions. He would have to be very careful when he met him in the future.

Since it was determined that he would have to pay more, Shitou looked at the old mayor of Xiaochi Town and said in a rough voice:

"Old man, my brother Zhang said that for the sustainable development of demon extermination in Xiaochi Town, we must charge money, and we have to pay more, two hundred taels."

The old mayor of Xiaochi Town blushed and wanted to refuse, but he thought that it was so hard to come by with two truly capable cultivators.

Moreover, one of them was actually a famous disciple of Qingyun Sect, so he gritted his teeth and said:

"Add more money, I'll add more money, two hundred taels is two hundred taels."

"Ah!" However, Shitou shook his head again and said:
"Brother Zhang and I are two people. Two hundred taels each, a total of four hundred taels."

Zhang Xiaofan: “????”

Damn, this Shi Tou was just said to be free, but now after I asked, not only did they charge more, they even charged for two people.

Damn, you are really good at making money.

I like!
Upon hearing this, the mayor of Xiaochi Town thought that this monk had been led astray by the Qingyun Sect disciple. He gritted his teeth and said:

"Four hundred taels is four hundred taels of silver, as long as the three-tailed demon fox is eliminated."

"Good!" Shitou was overjoyed, looked at Zhang Xiaofan and said with a smile:

"Brother Zhang, how about it? I'll give you my support."

Zhang Xiaofan shook his head, and came to the old mayor of Xiaochi Town, looking at the silk he was wearing, thinking that the old man must be quite wealthy. It was because he saw that the old man was wealthy that he accepted the money.

If he encountered an ordinary village, although Zhang Xiaofan loved money, he would also do his best to get rid of the monster.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaofan stretched out his hand and said:

"Give me money!"

"Ah?" The old man was stunned for a moment and said:

"How can you get the money when the demon hasn't been eliminated yet?"

Zhang Xiaofan clenched his hands and said:

"Since I have accepted this notice, you have to pay me whether I do it or not. Don't you believe in the credibility of us two brothers?"

Upon hearing this, Shitou straightened his iron tower-like body and slammed the huge mace in his hand into the ground, and the hard stone slab shattered into pieces in an instant.

Seeing this, the old man quickly said to the person behind him:
"Go and get four hundred taels of silver."

After a while, someone came over with a package and handed it to the old man and then to Zhang Xiaofan.

Zhang Xiaofan opened it and saw that it was indeed four hundred taels of silver. Shi Tou, who was standing next to him, swallowed when he saw so much silver.

He secretly thought that Brother Zhang was really reliable. It was a mistake for him not to take the money just now. It was comfortable to see so much silver.

Zhou Yixian, who was standing by, looked at the white silver in the package and wanted to go forward to read the fortune again, but when he thought that one of them had bad intentions and the other did not believe in fortune-telling at all, he gave up the idea.

Zhang Xiaofan put the package on the giant golden hand, put his hand on Shitou's shoulder, and said:
"Brother Shitou, let's go and have some wine and meat."

"Ah?" Shitou exclaimed, saying:

"Brother Zhang, we Buddhists can only eat vegetarian food and cannot eat meat."

"Hey!" Zhang Xiaofan patted his stone-hard chest muscles and said:
"Eating meat will help you grow stronger, and drinking alcohol will help you gain courage and fight demons. Moreover, meat and wine pass through your intestines, but the Buddha remains in your heart."

"As long as you have Buddha in your heart, drinking and eating meat doesn't matter. You are too pedantic."

When Shitou heard this, he thought of the roast chicken and fine wine. They had smelled delicious before, but the master had always not allowed him to eat them.

However, he swallowed his saliva every time, gritted his teeth, and said:
"I think what you said makes sense, Brother Zhang. Let's go and have some wine and meat. The master isn't here now anyway, so I'll just be a good boy when I get back."

Suddenly, Shitou looked at the sky and said:

"Brother Zhang, it's getting dark now. Why don't we get rid of the monster first?"

Zhang Xiaofan said: "If we don't eat enough, how can we have the strength to eliminate the monster? Therefore, we must drink wine and eat meat first. Only when we are full can we exert all our strength and eliminate the monster. We are responsible for eliminating the monster here."

Upon hearing this, Shitou gave Zhang Xiaofan a thumbs up and said:

"Brother Zhang, what you said really makes sense. Shitou, I regret not having met Brother Zhang earlier. Let's go, drink and eat meat, and get rid of the monster at night."

"Let's go, good brother!"

Shitou and Zhang Xiaofan, holding each other's arms, walked towards the tavern.

Zhou Yixian looked at Zhang Xiaofan and Shitou, who were walking towards the distance with their arms around each other, and shook his head.

"Alas, how could such a good monk meet Zhang Xiaofan, a bad guy. It seems that the monk is going to be led astray."

Xiao Huan looked at Zhang Xiao Fan who was walking away and said:
"Grandpa, why don't you stop Zhang Xiaofan from going to the Black Stone Cave? His fate is the most unpredictable fate in the physiognomy book."

(End of this chapter)

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