Love Apartment: My Girlfriend Hu Yifei

Chapter 21: The Vile Zeng Xiaoxian

Lin Jingcheng's Three Waves Mantra is not about form.

In other words, use up the Three Waves Mantra invisibly.

To put it simply and crudely, it is the invisible pretense, which is the most deadly.

From the romance of classical music, to the waste of cigars and US dollars, and finally to the moaning of singing.

Lin Jingcheng used every wave just right.

Hu Yifei and his colleagues are obsessed with formalities, while Lin Jingcheng pays attention to the invisible.

After Lin Jingcheng finished his work and was about to go to eat, he happened to meet Hu Yifei coming from the balcony.

Hu Yifei was furious, with her eyes on her hips, her face full of anger.

"Yifei, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Jingcheng asked Hu Yifei knowing the answer.

Hu Yifei glared at Lin Jingcheng and said unhappily:
"I want you to take care of it!"

Lin Jingcheng: “…”

He didn't dare to offend Hu Yifei who was angry now.

"Yifei, are you hungry?"

"Do you want to go eat?"

"My treat!"

Lin Jingcheng said with a smile.

"Really?"

Hu Yifei asked uncertainly.

Lin Jingcheng nodded.

"Can I still lie to you?"

"Besides, when did I ever stand you up when I said I'd treat you to a meal?"

Hu Yifei thought for a moment, then said:
"That's true."

"I'm hungry too, let's go eat."

Lin Jingcheng said:

"Row."

Hu Yifei took a few steps and said when she was almost at the door:
"Wait a minute, I need to go to the bathroom first."

After squatting on the balcony for nearly two hours, Hu Yifei already wanted to go to the toilet.

But he was afraid that if he went to the toilet, Zhanbo would not be able to do anything, so he kept holding it in.

"OK, go ahead."

Lin Jingcheng stood at the door waiting for Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei was just about to go to the toilet when she found Zeng Xiaoxian with his butt sticking out, leaning against the door in a sneaky manner.

Hu Yi Fei:"???"

With doubts, she quietly came behind Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't notice Hu Yifei's arrival at all. He was still lying on the door, twisting his butt back and forth.

Hu Yifei ignored him and went to the toilet first.

When I came out of the toilet, Zeng Xiaoxian was still lying there.

This couldn't help but make Hu Yifei puzzled.

What is this bitch Zeng Xiaoxian doing again?
Why does he look like a husband spying on his wife's date with her lover?

Thinking of this, Hu Yifei kicked Zeng Xiaoxian on the butt.

"what……"

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to scream, but quickly covered his mouth.

He turned around and looked at Hu Yifei, suppressing his anger.

"What are you doing?"

Hu Yifei crossed her arms and asked unhappily.

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly glanced at the door and then winked at Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei didn't understand.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian walking towards the balcony, he followed him.

Lin Jingcheng saw Zeng Xiaoxian at the door and asked:

"Teacher Zeng, Yifei and I are going to have dinner, do you want to join us?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said:
"Do not."

Then, he said mysteriously:
"Come here, both of you. I want to tell you something."

Lin Jingcheng and Hu Yifei looked at each other and saw confusion in each other's eyes.

The two followed Zeng Xiaoxian to the windowsill.

"Teacher Zeng, what's the matter?"

Lin Jingcheng asked.

"Why were you sneaking around like that, sticking your butt up, and leaning against the door?"

Hu Yifei asked.

"Stuck up your butt? Lying on the door?"

Lin Jingcheng asked doubtfully.

Hu Yifei nodded.

"Yup!"

"I just went to the bathroom and saw him like that."

"When I came out of the bathroom, he was still like that."

Lin Jingcheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

He looked Zeng Xiaoxian up and down, then said:
"Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

"You are so disgusting!" "If I remember correctly, you arranged that room for Guan Gu, right?"

"It's the first day they move in and you're already snooping on them!"

After saying that, Lin Jingcheng took a step back:
"You don't have any weird habits, do you?"

"Then if you say so..."

"Tiezhu was your roommate before, you must have peeped at him."

"And Ziqiao was also your roommate, and you also peeped at him."

"Now Guan Gu is also..."

Hu Yifei understood what Lin Jingcheng said, and then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with disgust.

"Eh, that's disgusting!"

Hu Yifei took several steps back.

"Luckily I'm a woman, otherwise I would have been fucked by a pervert like you..."

Hu Yifei was full of disgust towards Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

Hearing Lin Jingcheng's outrageous words, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely speechless.

Are you that kind of person?

"No, Jingcheng, am I that kind of person in your heart?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked Lin Jingcheng speechlessly.

Lin Jingcheng nodded gently:
"really!"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

"I am a well-known radio host after all. How could I be so vulgar and obscene?"

Hu Yifei asked:
"Then why were you lying at someone's door in such a vulgar and obscene manner just now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and then explained:

"Something happened!"

Lin Jingcheng: “???”

Hu Yi Fei:"???"

"Teacher Zeng, have you discovered that you like both Ziqiao and Guan Gu?"

Lin Jingcheng asked.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at Lin Jingcheng, then said:
"If I were to use a cartoon character to describe Ziqiao right now."

"That's... the Hulk!"

Lin Jingcheng frowned and said:

"Hulk?"

"Zi Qiao is taking drugs?"

Hu Yifei said:

"Hulk?"

"Did you find that Ziqiao's is bigger than Guan Gu's?"

Now it was Zeng Xiaoxian and Lin Jingcheng's turn to be confused.

"Yifei, what do you mean?"

Lin Jingcheng and Zeng Xiaoxian asked in unison.

"It's... not interesting."

Hu Yifei smiled.

Zeng Xiaoxian continued:
"Is such that."

"Zi Qiao... was cuckolded."

Lin Jingcheng and Hu Yifei did not interrupt this time and waited for Zeng Xiaoxian to continue speaking.

"I'm telling you, if things keep going this way, Ziqiao will soon be as green as rapeseed flowers!"

Hu Yifei said:

"Rapeseed flowers? Aren't they yellow?"

"You mean broccoli?"

Zeng Xiaoxian:
"OK, I meant broccoli."

After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian reacted:
"Nonsence!"

"I'm talking about Zi Qiao!"

Lin Jingcheng said lightly:

"Teacher Zeng, what you want to say is that Meijia is cheating on Ziqiao?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded.

"That's right!"

"That's what I meant!"

Hu Yifei snorted coldly:

"impossible!"

"Zi Qiao is not bad looking, how could Mei Jia cheat on Zi Qiao?"

"There must be some misunderstanding here!"

Lin Jingcheng nodded in agreement.

"Yes."

"But it doesn't rule out the possibility that Mika has some strange habits."

Hu Yifei said speechlessly:

"You think everyone else is the same as you!"

(End of this chapter)