Chapter 120 Drinking
"Hehe! Isn't this the King of Mangshan? Where are you going?"

"Ha ha! The Flower Monk invited me to have a drink!"

"Hehe! You too! Let's go together!"

"Haha! Taoist Zhang is here too! Okay, okay, let's go together!"

"But my king, why is the Flower Monk suddenly so polite? Doesn't the Wine and Meat Monk always form cliques and factions, seize mountains and land, and look down on the abilities of us immortals?"

"Haha! Taoist, you don't understand Taoism! This situation has changed. We need to analyze it in light of the general trend of the world!"

"Oh? What's the explanation?"

"Ha ha ha! What else is there to explain? Now the northern troops are heading south! There will be a big fight for Genzhou! But the demons in the Central Plains are rampant! There are countless true cultivators! It is definitely not something that ordinary military leaders can handle!

I heard that the Duke of Zhongshan was injured in the cheek by the assassin of the Sword Sect the day before yesterday! Therefore, a notice was issued to recruit talented people from all over the world to join the army! Grant them military merits and titles! Recruit them as guest officials of the Kan Kingdom! Staff of the General of the Cavalry!
Gah! This is the time when heroes emerge from the grass roots! This is our chance to become a true hero!
"I wanted to go, but I was worried that I would be alone and weak, and people would look down on me as a half-baked monster. Now Hua Heshang has come to invite me! I think heroes think alike! Invite me to join the group and join the Zhongshan Lord!"

"Wow, my king, you know so much! That's amazing!"

"Hahahahaha! Thank you! Thank you! I just read a little bit of books, hahahahaha!"

So a Taoist with a rat-like head and a flat-haired crow-mouthed king, two demons whose bodies had turned into humans but whose heads were still missing, rode on the evil wind, chatting and making noises all the way, and in a blink of an eye they landed on the cliff of a rocky mountain and found the cave dwelling of Monk Hua.

"Haha, Hua Heshang, I, the King of Mangshan, am here for the banquet!"

Then the cave door opened, and Zhen Baiyu came out with a talisman on his face, saying expressionlessly,

"The master is drinking in the cave, please follow me."

The King of Mangshan looked at it and started talking nonsense.
“Haha! How dare you use Xuan Ji Sect’s disciples as slaves! Such pomp and circumstance! Such courage! You are truly a role model for our generation!”

Taoist Zhang rolled his eyes and rushed into the cave first, laughing loudly.

"Hehehe! Thank you for Master Hua's hospitality! Are you going to invite us to join your group? To recruit us and cleanse our name! To serve Lord Zhongshan!"

The King of Mangshan was shocked.
"Gah! You bastard!"

Before Master Zhang could feel proud, the deer stepped into the mansion and Bai Yu closed the cave door. Then a green light came from the side, cutting off its head and legs, breaking the whole person, no, the whole deer into three pieces. It spurted blood, turned over, and rolled on the ground, revealing its original form, a dead ball.

"Gah——!"

The King of Mangshan was shocked! He used the pair of iron wings on his back to cover his front! He concentrated all his attention on guarding against the sudden attack of the sword light in the cave! He flew backwards! He was about to escape from the cave entrance!

But before it could turn around, a bloody shadow suddenly jumped out from the shadow of the cave door behind it, poked with a sword finger, and the sword energy broke through the body! The blow penetrated the heart and lungs! Completed an instant kill!

The King of Mangshan was stabbed in the back and died wailing!

"To die before achieving success! This makes heroes cry! Gah!
Tiedan: “……?”

There are quite a lot of crow dramas...

Zhen Baiyu watched expressionlessly. He lifted the talisman on his face and put it on his head, then looked at the dead deer and crow on the ground, which had revealed their true forms.

"How to do it? Steam it?"

"The heart and liver are fried, and I'll grill the thighs and wings."

Tiedan skillfully dissected the corpse and took out the pill, swallowed the pill himself, then dug out some intestines and internal organs and put them on a plate, and gave the rest to Baiyu to take away and cook.

After killing several people in this way, Zhen Baiyu became more proficient in it. He used the fist taught by Tiedan and dragged the musk deer to the kitchen to cook.

Tiedan held a plate of intestines and walked into the cave. When he reached the secret room in the stone cave, he went to the bloody and fleshy thing that had its limbs broken, its eyes and nose gouged out, and was wailing and crying bitterly. He grabbed handfuls of the internal organs and stuffed them into its mouth to feed it.

"Flower Monk, you are really famous. You know all the demons and monsters in the surrounding area. They will come when you call them. It seems that you often invite them to enjoy the girls."

The monk who was cut into a ball cried bitterly.
"Wuwuwu, it's my fault, it's my fault, please forgive me, please spare my life..."

Tiedan took out a sound transmission note and lit it up.
"But now that you are full, and there are other demons you know, summon them all and I will kill you."

The monk wept bitterly.

"Woo woo! Really, really it's gone... Oh, I know an ancient immortal Taoist treasure! I'm willing to hand it over! In exchange for a way to survive!"

"Not beating you to death is already a courtesy, you actually still want to live?"

Tiedan picked up the meat ball and kicked it against the wall, kicking it more than ten times like a ball, causing it to vomit blood and spew meat. The raw intestines that had just been eaten into its stomach were vomited out along with blood foam, which was a horrible sight.

It turned out that the wall was actually a trap door, which opened by itself after being hit by the big piece of fat.

Tiedan took out his sword, used the sword light to illuminate himself, looked inside, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

There is a secret room inside, which contains all the materials for the monk's practice, gold and silver supplies, and the most eye-catching is a closet, which is filled with rows of gold and silver jewelry, strings of jade bracelets and jade pendants, folded bellybands and underwear, rouge and watercolor, densely packed with "souvenirs". "Oh, you, a flower-picking monk, have harmed so many people..."

The monk screamed,

"Grandpa, please forgive me! Grandpa, please forgive me! I was born with a taste for this, and I went astray while practicing. I couldn't bear it any longer, so I kidnapped the women from the noble families!
Besides, I only want their bodies, not their flesh. I have only captured more than 200 of them over the years, and most of them committed suicide because they were depressed. I can't kill as many people as the Demon Palace! Didn't you see that they killed tens of thousands of people?"

What he said made sense. Let's not talk about the army passing through. Even if it was the county magistrate of the Demon Palace, he could kill all 200 people in your family by raiding your house. However, Tiedan was too lazy to argue with him about whether the demon was good or the human was bad. He just shook his head.
"Don't fall into my hands in your next life."

The monk wept.

"Wow... next life... where is there a next life? I have put so much effort into getting to where I am today. Wow... I don't even know if I can become an immortal in the next life. I will just have to work like a slave for others again..."

Tiedan chopped off the monk's head with a sword, wiped the blood off his fat, took out the storage jade, and collected all the gold and silver in the room.

This time, in addition to the four who drank at the beginning, they also used the monk to fish, and even attracted the fish in the corners, and killed 18 demons in a row. All of them were demon immortals who had formed demon pills and had not yet taken human form.

However, these monsters had no special abilities, nor did they have any true skills. If they showed their true forms, they might be able to struggle, but they all dressed up like humans to attend the banquet, so naturally they couldn't resist a single blow once they entered the door. They were chopped down by the swords and used as food.

As a result, Zhen Baiyu, who was frightened at the beginning, became like Tiedan in the end, with an expressionless and calm face as he lit the fire in the kitchen.

"The meat isn't done yet."

Tiedan took out a pile of rouge and powder.

"do you want."

Zhen Baiyu looked at him expressionlessly.

"Forget it. I can't use it anyway."

Tiedan let her do what she wanted, and divided the gold and silver into Baiyu's share. After all, he had eaten the most powerful demon pills, and the demons didn't have any valuable things. Only the cloth bag magic weapon for tying people was quite functional, so he gave it to Baiyu for self-defense. He dumped out the other junk spirit stones and emptied the storage jade.

"I have followed the algorithm tutorial to commit more murders and conceal the secrets, but it may not be enough to deceive the old monster Xuan Ji. Calculating the time, he should come out of retreat in the next two days. If the other party really catches up, it will only take a snap of a finger to intercept us.

So I plan to flee north tonight without stopping, and I will make a stop after I get out of Genzhou. By then, the consumption will be huge, and there is a shortage of supplies on the ice field, so I will try to bring as much dried meat as possible and be prepared."

Bai Yu naturally followed his instructions, and the two of them filled the storage jade with the processed monster meat, and stripped the fur to make a coat. At the same time, they practiced the "Xuanming Xuanji Bingqi Jue" together to make full preparations.

Then there was a loud "dong dong" noise, and someone was knocking on the door to pay homage.

Tiedan and Baiyu looked at each other. The monk had sent out all the invitations, so logically no demons would come. However, it was hard to say whether the demons from before had spread the news of the drinking party.

But in the end they dealt with it that way, with Zhen Baiyu pretending to be a manipulated female slave to greet them, while Tiedan ambushed them secretly and lured them to death.

As a result, when Zhen Baiyu opened the cave door, he saw two men and one woman standing outside the cave. They were both handsome young men, with sparkling golden light all around them. Three colored divine lights of green, gold and red shot up into the sky above their heads, and Taoist Qi rose from their bodies. As soon as you saw their appearance, you knew they were the authentic Xuanmen and the Quanzhen Taoists.

The three people didn't expect that it was Zhen Baiyu who opened the door. Seeing her dressed as a disciple of Xuanji Sect and a soul-calming talisman on her face, they didn't say anything. The female cultivator in the middle, who was protected by the red evil spirit, threw the red silk in her hand, tied it around her waist, and snatched it directly to Zhen Baiyu. At the same time, she pinched her orchid fingers and spurted out a rain of fire.

The young men on both sides also showed their magical instruments. The one on the left beat drums and thundered, while the one on the right rang gongs and discharged electric sparks.

“Boom boom!” “Snap!”

The superior Taoist method summoned wind, thunder and lightning, and combined with the fire rain, it blasted straight into the cave! It caught fire as soon as it hit the ground! Instantly, thick smoke billowed! The monster cave was blown apart and the rocks cracked! It burned into a sea of ​​fire!
"Eh? Wait, wait..."

Before Zhen Baiyu could even open his mouth, the red-dressed female cultivator slapped him on the forehead, causing him to pass out.

"Did she just say wait?"

The monks on both sides couldn't help but turn their heads to take a few more glances at Zhen Baiyu's stunning beauty.

"Humph! It's nothing more than falling into the hands of the demon and becoming a useless puppet in their furnace!"

The red-clothed female cultivator became angry when she saw Baiyu's stunning appearance. Seeing that the two groups' eyes were about to pop out, she became even more furious. She snorted coldly, wrapped Zhen Baiyu in red silk, rolled her up and threw her into the flower basket in her hand.

"I'll send her back to Bailu Peak to claim her reward, and you go and kill all the monsters in the cave."

"Uh... Saving the disciples of Xuan Ji Sect is already a great achievement. Let's protect the fairy back to the mountain first."

"That's right, it's right. They are just some crooked people. There's no need to rush. It won't be too late to come back after someone offers a reward. The fairy's health is more important."

"Humph!"

So when Tiedan's sword wind split the sea of ​​fire, he stepped out of the flames and looked at the three people flying away in silence.

How come he was arrested again...

(End of this chapter)

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