The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 509 Father-in-law, my child is born, you can take the child's surname.

It's not clean anymore... I'm not clean anymore...

bathroom.

When Lin Li took a shower, he scrubbed his body very vigorously.

What came to mind was the classic scene from the novel where, after being forced into sex, the female protagonist washes the other man's juices out of the bathroom.

Grass.

It's better not to think about it; the more you think about it, the harder it is to stay calm.

Sigh, the image of those zombies "being on high alert" and immediately staring at Guan Yu with "scientific spirit" and "excitement" is just too ridiculous to think about.

If I had known, I should have just returned to reality while I was still in the air. I could have just let those ten minutes of invincibility go to waste.

It's better than suffering such an undeserved disaster as we are now.

Isn't this just a case of not getting the money from a nude loan, but suffering all the consequences of the nude loan?

There's a tragic feeling of having made a pact with the world to play SM, but then forgetting the safe word.

When I returned to the bathroom, I was practically naked, with only the "Qiankun Ring" and "Proof of Heaven and Man" on my fingers and wrists intact.

Fortunately, all the acid was washed off my body with running water during the apocalypse; otherwise, if that acid had been brought back to the present day, the bathroom floor might have been ruined.

However, it's not all bad.

It's not a big deal if you're seen naked, just send it all, bro.

Lin Li now has no problem with those zombies, and even wants to show them more.

Of course, it's not perverted, it's just—

Through countless lifetimes of trials, your physical strength is naturally beyond human comprehension. At this moment, countless handsome men and beautiful women are all awestruck by the beauty of your body!
Life should be lived like this, and you've found joy in it. Modern life is meant to be indulged and enjoyed!

[Task 3: Showcase your physical charm to more people (0/50)]

[Task Rewards: Physical Improvement: Lifespan increased by 20%, Physical Strength increased by 50%; System Currency *100]

This was a system notification that Lin Li only noticed after returning to reality.

There was no other way; during the apocalypse, all I could think about was Niu Zi. Yun Chang's safety was far too important, determining whether I would have a long future ahead of me. I simply had no time to think about anything else.

After returning and noticing this task, Lin Li judged it to be a very easy bonus task to complete.

After all, the scope of the mission extends to the physical body, and it was not said to be limited to Guan Yu alone.

Although the quests triggered in another world can only be completed in that other world, they are still quite simple.

Next week, I'll go back to Yunguang City and let the survivors in Hu Fei's shelter experience the power of my body by moving things or fighting zombies hand-to-hand. That should complete the mission.

Theoretically speaking, when going to a new node, whether encountering mutants or survivors, it's the same: as long as you demonstrate your physical strength, you can meet the system's progress requirements.

The reasons for not doing so are twofold: firstly, it's unstable, and secondly, the two trips to the new node this week weren't entirely successful. Who knows what kind of trouble the next new node will cause? I'm a bit tired, so next week I'll go find Xiaojing's remains to relax and complete this task with a 100% probability.

You can also do some more preparation for the post-apocalyptic world, such as studying the map of the world before the outbreak of the apocalypse, or charging up your mech.

—The energy percentage of the Linli mechs has dropped to only 29%.

Modern charging stations can be charged, but they require more space. Lin Li has to rent a warehouse and ensure there is no surveillance or that the surveillance footage won't be leaked, which is quite troublesome.

Ugh.

It's stupid for a person to not know to eat when they're hungry, but it's called a smartphone if they don't know to charge their phone when it's out of battery.

Their own mechs weren't truly intelligent either; they had no ability to be self-reliant.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Lin Li decided not to charge the mecha for the time being.

Since I'm taking a shower anyway, I'll recharge myself first.

Lin Li materializes a mobile phone from the "Qiankun Ring" and goes to Heaven to find a suitable power bank.

……

Saturday passed uneventfully and comfortably, without any supernatural developments.

Lin Li stayed at home all day. In the evening, he, Chen Yuying, and Ding Sihan, along with their parents and daughter, went out for dinner.

Sunday arrived, the day to set off for the competition.

Chen Yuying: My mom and I are leaving home soon. We'll be at your building in about twenty minutes. Are you all ready? See you there!

Lin Li: Okay.

It's 8:30 in the morning. After receiving the message, Lin Li went to the bathroom again to tidy up his appearance.

Although we're not going out to play today, we're still meeting our parents, so we need to put in some effort and be serious. If we go looking sloppy, it might leave a lasting impression, and our appearance might become our final resting place.

— "冂家长": This means an incomplete "meeting," only half of the meeting with the parents.

After making sure everything was in order, I picked up the file bag containing all the exam-related materials that I had prepared the night before and went downstairs.

Chen Yuying isn't the type to say "I'll be there soon" when she's actually just left the house. On the contrary, she likes to allow extra time, estimating that she'll arrive in about ten minutes.

The weather in mid-January was a bit cold, but for Lin Li's physical condition, it didn't matter whether he was up or down, and going down sooner or later made no difference.

Feeling the morning breeze and watching the sparse traffic on the street, Lin Li felt a little bored.

"Hearing you say~ watching Top Esports in international matches~ a bunch of guys on the roadside~ getting spun around by Dafei~ I'm used to it~ but suddenly you got shut out~ international matches~ a complete defeat~ a loser turned into a clown..."

Humming a classic tune, Lin Li opened his phone.

Several group chats have entered their least active phase of the day—usually, people who play games all night usually disperse around 5 or 6 o'clock, but it's past 8 o'clock now.

Those who stay up late won't stay up until this time, and those who go to sleep won't wake up at this time.

Sigh, let's admire the collection of erotic images from the Bangjie series that we've accumulated.

Zhang Haoyang: I'm so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry! I even feel like I'm going to smash my teeth and swallow it all down!

Zhang Haoyang: Hahaha, I'm Zhang Baowei! I'm Zhang Baowei! I've finally become the Glutton! Hahaha!!

Zhang Haoyang: What's this? Booger? I'll eat it!! What's this? Chewed betel nut? I'll eat it!! What's this? Skin grime? I'll eat it!!

There are still living people here.

wrong.

There are even living, anthropomorphic creatures.

Lin Li: When a person is hungry and doesn't know to go eat, they're called an idiot. But when a phone runs out of battery and doesn't know to charge it, it's called a smartphone. Haoyang, do you think that's reasonable?

Zhang Haoyang: It's not that I don't want to eat, damn it!!

Zhang Haoyang: My whole family went for a medical check-up today, and I can't eat anything right now!!

Lin Li suddenly realized.

He had also undergone a physical examination, and most routine physical examinations do not allow you to eat breakfast beforehand.

Zhang Haoyang: Doesn't anyone find this absurd? We all know that skipping breakfast affects your health!! If I'm not allowed to eat breakfast before a health checkup, how can the results be accurate?

Lin Li: He's starving.

Lin Li: Haoyang, do you know what happens if you let a monkey randomly and continuously type on a keyboard, given enough time—

Zhang Haoyang: Can it really type out the exact same "Shakespeare"?

Lin Li: No, it will starve to death.

Lin Li: "Delicious Food Pictures"

Lin Li: "Delicious Food Pictures"

Lin Li: "Delicious Erotic Images"

Lin Li: "Delicious Food Pictures"

Zhang Haoyang: ?

Zhang Haoyang: Holy crap! Was it a sarcastic remark? Lin Li! I'm a calendar immortal!!!

Zhang Haoyang: Hey, Lin Li, do you know how kind I was when I was little, and why my sister was so good to me?

Zhang Haoyang's sister was indeed good to him; sometimes she would visit him at the school on weekdays and bring him late-night snacks.

Lin Li: You speak.

"Zhang Haoyang: I can only say that I deserve it." "Zhang Haoyang: According to firsthand information from my family."

When my sister was little, she thought I had an extra part—a teapot spout—that she didn't understand.

Since we're siblings, my sister didn't hide her curiosity and told me that she wanted one too.

The little guy, who was playing Silverwing, bro, and who could barely speak properly at the time, grabbed a pair of scissors, took off his pants, and prepared to give half to my sister.

Fortunately, my mother came back just as I was preparing to castrate her.

That night, my sister transformed into a genius girl who got into Peking University at the age of seven and almost became a senior.

I don't remember this incident much, but my whole family remembers it very clearly; they have amazing memories.

Lin Li: ?

Lin Li: Your mother chatted with your friend afterwards, belike:

Your mother: She almost beat the eldest son to death, leaving only her daughter.

Friend: What made you so angry... Wait, wait a minute? Aunt Zhang, I remember your eldest child is a daughter, isn't he?

Your mom: Haha, guess why they killed the eldest brother?

"Chen Tianming: Your father smoked a whole pack of cigarettes that night, still unable to understand how he could have given birth to a son and a daughter and almost become childless."

Chen Tianming: Having children is too brutal; let Musk bear it alone.

Zhang Haoyang: Now you understand, my sister has to be a "brother-supporting demon" to repay the debt of kindness she owes. It's all my good deeds that have brought me good fortune, it's all what I deserve.

Lin Li: Okay, I approve of you.

Zhang Haoyang: But I'm still so hungry, so hungry, so hungry—

Chen Tianming: @Lin Li, when are you coming to school?

Lin Li: Me? I'm not going. I'm going to Pingjiang by myself today. Didn't I tell you?

Chen Tianming: Huh? When did you tell me that?

Lin Li: 14 seconds ago, Tianming, you have a terrible memory.

Chen Tianming: You motherfucker.

Chen Tianming: So you're going with the class monitor?

Lin Li: Yes.

Chen Tianming: Damn, Lin Li, you got your fun, and you even managed to get this chance to go on a date.

Lin Li: And the class monitor's mother.

Chen Tianming: Damn, Lin Li, you're the bravest guy in our Class 4, you're awesome.

Lin Li: Let me tell you something you don't know. Tianming, why are you asking this? You were originally planning to sit with me, weren't you? Where's your Qiaoqiao?

Chen Tianming: Qiaoqiao also has her classmates. I don't know if we'll be able to sit together then.

Chen Tianming: I originally wanted to bring you along as a backup plan, so we could have an offensive or defensive strategy.

"Fan Rou: But there's been a huge breakthrough today, everyone! Qiao Qiao actually called me by my name and said I was so cute. Although she called me by the wrong name, something like 'Fan Rou,' it's okay, I can change it."

Lin Li did not reply.

Lin Li was laughing so hard he was practically insane.

This is the name of Yao Qiaoqiao's classmate.

Tsk, Tianming still has something to do.

To be honest, Lin Li increasingly believes that if Tianming is given more time, he can achieve a perfect ending.

I'm actually the middleman between them, and I hope that on the day they get together, they'll kowtow to me.

The rest of the time was spent chatting with the only two people in the group who were still awake, while keeping an eye on every vehicle that appeared from the intersection.

coming.

Lin Li had met Chen Yuying's mother, Song Xin. With his near-photographic memory and exceptional eyesight, Lin Li noticed Song Xin the moment she drove up.

My back, already straight, straightened even more subconsciously.

Chen Yuying was sitting in the passenger seat, and her gaze turned back to him.

Since she went back to school after the competition, she was naturally wearing her school uniform today.

A few seconds later, the car came to a smooth stop in front of Lin Li. The window rolled down, revealing Song Xin's well-maintained face, with a natural smile on her face. She looked at Lin Li and called out his name: "Lin Li."

"Hello Auntie."

Lin Li bowed slightly, offering a polite greeting.

Lin Li's initial impression on Zhongdeng was terrible due to unforeseen circumstances, making Song Xin's side all the more important.

This is Lin Li’s biggest advantage in driving Zhong Deng out of the Chen family in the future!
What? You're saying Zhongdeng's surname is originally Chen?
Father-in-law, my child has been born. You can take the child's surname.

Jie Jie Jie.

"Hello, you're down so early. I thought you were still upstairs. Get in the car first, it's cold outside," Song Xin said with concern.

The rear door handle had already popped out, so Lin Li opened the door and got in.

The car was warm and cozy with the heater on. After closing the car door, Lin Li took off his coat and put it aside.

Song Xin didn't rush to start the car. Instead, she looked at her daughter in the passenger seat with a smile and said, "Yingying, are you still going to sit in the passenger seat? Aren't you going to sit in the back with your boyfriend?"

“I’m not sitting here,” Chen Yuying hummed and shook her head. “If I sit in the back, you’ll stare at me and tease me the whole way. I don’t want to.”

"Mom is not that awful."

"Where is it gone!"

"..."

Lin Li didn't participate in their conversation; he just listened with amusement.

They sat one in front of the other, just as they had agreed beforehand.

Don't be fooled by Song Xin's current desire for Chen Yuying and Lin Li to sit together. Chen Yuying was actually worried yesterday that if she had sat in the back from the start, Song Xin might have invited Lin Li to sit in the front passenger seat, resulting in the seating arrangement that garnered the most comments.

"Tsk, Yingying doesn't want to move. Lin Li, why don't you drive and Auntie can sit in the back?"

Seeing that Chen Yuying was not getting through, Song Xin turned to Lin Li and asked with a smile.

“I have no problem with that,” Lin Li nodded generously, but then smiled and said, “However, Auntie, if I drive, you’ll have to sit in the passenger seat, otherwise I won’t be able to even get on the highway.”

To get to Pingjiang city, you have to take the highway. If you don't take the highway, you'll have to take a long detour. In the end, you might leave earlier than the school bus, but arrive later than the school bus.

"Would Yingying be willing?"

“Okay, Mom, let’s hurry up and leave,” Chen Yuying didn’t answer, but looked at her mother helplessly. “Maybe it would be the right choice to have Dad take me there and let Lin Li take the school bus.”

"The only thing that really hurt me was your opinion that Mom is not as good as Dad."

Song Xin laughed out loud, then nodded and started the vehicle.

His gaze remained fixed on Lin Li in the rearview mirror, a hint of approval in his eyes:
"Yuying's taste is really good. Apart from seeing you a few times from a distance at the parent-teacher conference, all my knowledge of you comes from the pictures and photos that Yuying shared with me. But seeing you up close today, Lin Li, you are even more handsome than I thought."

"Well, she's not that outstanding anymore." Lin Li blinked.

"What, are you going to say that you're actually just average-looking?"

"Well, I'm not being that modest," Lin Li said with a smile, waving his hand. "Auntie, to be fair, I do admit that I am a little handsome."

Standing next to Yuying, others would think I'm barely qualified to be near her, rather than a frog trying to eat a swan—that's great.

Hearing Lin Li praise his daughter extensively while praising himself, Song Xin was slightly amused, and then asked with an even more obvious smile:

"You're already like this and you can only be called a 'small handsome'? Then what does it take to be called a 'great handsome'?"

Lin Li: "Zhang Zuolin."

"Zhang—" Song Xin's lips, which had been visibly moving, froze on her face after uttering a single word. After a moment, she uttered an interjection: "—Eh?"

"laugh--"

All right,

Now it was Chen Yuying's turn to be happy.

(End of this chapter)