The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 506 With sword drawn and horse in hand, only General Lin stands tall.

Lin Li didn't talk about feelings when training the students; he was very serious.

There's a saying that goes, "If you want to live a life of never going home and partying every night, all you need to do is be 'born in 1996, of mixed African and African descent, loves going to comic conventions for photography, had blond hair in junior high, was a sports student in high school, a rapper in college, served two years of mandatory military service after graduation, became an instructor, has innocent eyes, is illiterate, was born of a mother, and likes to sing 'But Snow~'"

This is because it's a special attack on certain types of girls with a strong attraction to sex, making it an overpowered hero that benefits from all version updates.

One aspect of this reaction is that some girls tend to develop feelings for their instructors during military training.

Although he wasn't sure if any of his soldiers were girls like that, Lin Li felt it was necessary to do everything he could to avoid having any private relationships with any of his trainees.

However, a friendly reminder: the worries are mutual. Instructors should be careful that female trainees don't fall in love with them, but male trainees should also be careful that instructors don't set their sights on them.

Lin Li remembers clearly that the instructor during his first year of junior high school military training always liked to say things like, "You should be ready to put your butts on when I stand up, instead of waiting until I finish speaking before you touch your penises..."

At the time, it seemed ordinary, and no one noticed anything unusual about it.

I was just too naive back then; this was harassment by the instructor!
If Lin Li were to travel back in time, it would surely reach the ears of the emperor, who would then impeach this instructor who made lewd jokes!
I don't know if Nansang Academy conducts military training; they didn't when I enrolled.

The last possible time to hold the event is probably the semester after the new classes are formed, since the opportunity to get to know the new classmates can be used as a starting point.

Lin Li used to be quite resistant to military training because it was pointless, but now he doesn't care. After all, standing at attention all day doesn't make him feel tired at all, and there's even a chance to trigger some missions, which is pretty good.

pat.

As his mind wandered to these random thoughts, he heard a thud behind him. Lin Li turned around, then frowned.

"Number 23! How come you've fallen behind again!?"

"Others are carrying so much more weight than you and they can keep up, but you're carrying less weight and you're still not as good as them? Do you think that's fair?!"

Lin Li looked at the zombie lying on the ground with a hint of disappointment.

Honestly, other people can keep up smoothly even with just a head, a body, two legs, and two arms, but this zombie only needs to carry a head, a body, one leg, and two arms. Even though he carries less weight than the others, he still can't walk as fast as the other trainees.

Worthless trash! Truly worthless trash!
"Never mind, number 24, man, go help number 23."

Remember, our Lin Family Army's first principle is "Never abandon, never give up." We are a team; we must protect each other, we must fight side by side, and we must never let our teammates walk alone in the storm! Everyone is a beloved partner!

"Damn it, how did you fall down too? You're a noob, you're a noob too!"

"Number 25, Number 22, yes, it's you two. Go and kill Number 23 and Number 24."

Remember, our Lin Family Army's second principle is, "We don't support idlers," and our third principle is, "When the second and first principles conflict, the second principle prevails," because useless people aren't considered human!

At this moment, Lin Li, with a whistle around his neck and a slightly distorted megaphone in his hand, stood triumphantly on a slightly elevated concrete block, issuing commands to the zombies that had been attracted and gradually gathered on the street by his commands.

Dozens of zombies, under Lin Li's command, stumbled and stiffly tried to carry out the orders.

These dozens of zombies are obedient, but it's unlikely they'll actually obey.

After lining them up, Lin Li easily assigned each of them a code name.

But the reason they are described as "disobedient" is that they cannot execute perfectly as Lin Li hoped.

Their judgment of height is very strange, so much so that the line is crooked and twisted, with a tall person next to someone who is half-standing, and a short person next to someone who is hunchbacked.

The so-called "arm's length" distance is even more difficult to maintain, but this is not their fault. After all, everyone's situation is different. They may have a missing hand, or their hand cannot be straightened at all, or they may not even have a hand at all. Therefore, everyone's definition of an arm's length is different.

When they walk, it's even more unbearable to watch. The differences between each zombie are already huge, and accidents like the one just now, where someone falls down, happen frequently.

how to say.

Although I hate to admit it, judging from the quality of this unit, the Lin family army is probably a puppet army.

If it's 800,000 against 600,000, then the advantage is definitely not mine.

Lin Li really liked an old Chinese saying: "Those who are good at taking risks are heroes"—these guys are just like that, let's just make do with them.

Just as Lin Li was enjoying the sight of Number 25 and Number 22 working together to clean up their own house, a louder roar and dragging footsteps came from the corner of the ruins in the distance.

Several new zombies were attracted by Lin Li's loud commands and the hissing and biting noises from this side.

The leader was tall and large. Although its clothes were tattered, you could see that its muscles were still quite strong. But it didn't look like a mutant; it was probably just a strong man in life.

It spotted Lin Li standing high up at a glance. Since he was outside the range of the [Demon's Breath] and Lin Li hadn't spoken, it let out a wild roar, its rotting mouth splitting open to reveal yellow and black teeth. It took big strides and charged straight at Lin Li.

The ordinary zombies following behind it were also infected and joined the charge, howling as they went.

Lin Li was somewhat moved, because he could tell at a glance that these were righteous and courageous men who had joined the Lin Family Army without hesitation after hearing about the recruitment drive!
Taking a deep breath, Lin Li raised the megaphone and shouted at the charging zombie horde:
"Hey you over there! Stand at attention!!!!!"

The burly zombie's body suddenly stiffened, his running motion freezing instantly, as if a pause button had been pressed.

Zombies don't follow biology, but they do follow physics. So the huge inertia left it stuck in an extremely awkward position, its body leaning forward, one foot still in the air, almost falling over.

The rage in his cloudy eyes quickly faded, replaced by a blank, vacant look.

Hearing the same thing, the "followers" behind them also stopped in their tracks.

Lin Li nodded in satisfaction, jumped off the cement block, put his hands behind his back, and strode over to the group of new "troublemakers," especially the burly zombie who was still in a charging stance.

Lin Li walked around the burly zombie, looking it over, and then tapped its stiff arm with a megaphone.

"Hmm, not bad physique, doesn't seem like dead muscle. You must have been a trained fighter before you died, right? It's a pity your brain wasn't very sharp, daring to charge even at this general," Lin Li clicked his tongue and shook his head. "But it's alright! Our Lin family army has always been inclusive of education! Seeing how energetic you are, you'll be the vanguard officer from now on!"

Lin Li pointed at the burly zombie and loudly announced into the megaphone:
"Listen! You're now given a new codename! You are... Number 67!"

Because of losses along the way, there were actually no more than 67 zombies present. Moreover, the code names 23 and 24 had just become vacant, but Lin Li did not intend to let the later ones inherit the former's code names.

This is because it will cause the zombies' already malfunctioning CPUs to overheat and malfunction, leading to code errors.

"Alright, number 67, take your place! Stand in the first row, first position! You're the tallest!"

“And you guys,” Lin Li pointed to the other newly immobilized zombies, “are 68, 69, and 70! Line up in order! Complete the ranks!”

As the order was given, number 67 stiffly lowered his raised foot, struggled to stand up straight, and under the expectant gaze of the instructor, took heavy steps, one after another, toward the first position in the designated first row.

His tall figure pushed aside the original leader, causing a small commotion and low humming in the ranks.

Looking at his ever-expanding Lin Family Army, Lin Li couldn't help but feel gratified.

"Alright, you new recruits have just joined the army, no need to get too excited."

"Now, I will explain to you the core rules and lofty principles of our Lin Family Army."

"Let me demonstrate first,"

Lin Li paused slightly here, then took a deep breath and pointed his index finger to the sky:
"The second floor should be built above the first floor!! Cultural workers must be cultured!"

As soon as Lin Li finished speaking, apart from the four newly joined zombies who were still somewhat bewildered, the dozens of veteran zombie soldiers in the queue, who had already been trained by Lin Li, instantly seemed to have had a switch flipped. They—raised their hands high above their heads, even those with severed arms, trying their best to push their remaining arms or limbs upwards, and then... began to jump on the spot!
His feet bounced up and down clumsily and rhythmically.

Thump, thump...

\0/！\0/！\0/！\0/！\0/！！！！！！
The muffled thuds of shoes, bare feet, or even bones striking the ground echoed through the ruins, accompanied by the sounds of jumping and the various subtle noises emanating from their already dilapidated bodies.

Some zombies whose bodies were already on the verge of collapse fell apart or fell down, but even when they fell, they still tried to jump.

They don't feel pain!

It's not because they are zombies!
It's because they bask in the sunlight brought by the towering trees! (choking up) (tears) (moved)!!
Tears.

Truly tear-jerking:
Turbid liquid streaked with blood or pus dripped from their empty eye sockets, eyeballs, or torn corners of their mouths, while they emitted even higher-pitched hoarse sounds from their throats.

Unable to express their respect to Lin Li in words, unable to call out Lin Li's name, they could only transform their feelings into the force of their leaps and the volume of their cries.

This unexpected turn of events left the four new recruits bewildered, and they stood there, doing nothing.

Lin Li was very satisfied with the veterans' self-awareness and nodded with a smile.

Then he turned his head and pointed the megaphone at the four recruits:
"I am your supreme commander! General! To show your recognition of me, when I speak or make pronouncements, you must do as they do: raise your hands above your head and jump in place. If you still have eyes that can cry, try to cry! This is a symbol of the unity of our Lin Family Army! It is also a military order!"

"Ho-!"

Number 67 was the first to react, letting out a roar that was hard to understand. He then imitated the veteran, raising both hands high and starting to jump around in place.

The other three clumsy recruits were a step behind, but they quickly caught up with the movements.

For a time, the entire Lin family army contingent, whether new recruits or veterans, expressed their respect and love for Lin Li in their own ways.

\0/！\0/！\0/！\0/！\0/！！！！！！
\0/！\0/！\0/！\0/！\0/！！！！！！
Lin Li stood on the cement block, looking down at the devout scene below, and nodded in satisfaction.

Ladies and gentlemen, now that I'm here...

Then, in this apocalyptic world that has fallen into eternal night, the sun will rise!

Lin Li rubbed his temples.

Of course, Lin Li wasn't just playing around. After about twenty minutes of testing the commands, Lin Li discovered that "Voice of All Things" wasn't a zero-cost ability.

When it achieves the effect of a "command", it consumes some mental energy.

At first, I didn't notice it because it consumed very little.

However, now that Lin Li is controlling more than fifty zombies at the same time, he can perceive this consumption.

But fifty or so is far from the limit.

The current consumption is only at a "perceptible" level, which is minor for Lin Li and not a big deal at all.

In fact, Lin Li judged that he should not have difficulty controlling hundreds of zombies at the same time. If he shattered the "Proof of Telepathy" to strengthen his divine sense in a short period of time, he estimated that he could command at least thousands at the same time.

However, it's a bit of a shame that there's an upper limit.

Lin Li discovered that the voice he transmitted through the medium could also achieve the effect of his ability.

For example, if Lin Li hides in a building and uses a walkie-talkie to give commands to the zombie horde, they will still obey. No matter how the sound is distorted by the signal, or if Lin Li deliberately changes his voice, as long as they can hear it clearly, they will follow.

However, recording is useless, no matter how standard the sound is.

These have all been tested.

Although recording didn't work, Lin Li had originally thought that controlling a large number of zombies through a method similar to "citywide broadcasting" would be an extremely effective way to clear them out, even if it was just issuing suicide orders. But now it seems that controlling this number of zombies at the same time is not very realistic.

I glanced at the system panel.

The "Voice of All Things" ability only has 6 minutes left.

Tsk, no time left.

Although the maximum accumulation limit for this ability is 2, and you can still use it yourself, it's still more appropriate to save it for one more time in case of emergency.

We've had enough fun.

"Alright, all Lin family soldiers! Except for numbers 4, 5, and 67! The rest of you, begin to fight each other to the last moment, then commit suicide!!"

When Lin Xuande gave the order, apart from the three zombies closest to Lin Li, the rest of the zombies were stunned for a moment before they began to fight and bite each other with bloodshot eyes.

The order is not absolute; it doesn't mean that the zombies will die immediately after you say "go die." Zombies are inherently difficult to kill, and their attack methods are somewhat inadequate compared to their "life force." Even if you give a suicide order, it's not something that can be done in a short time.

That's why Lin Li stopped playing around when there were still six minutes left.

As for the three that were left behind, Lin Li would continue to test this ability when the competition was nearing its end.

"hiss--"

Lin Li, who was watching the bloody infighting within the Lin family army with great interest and planning his next move, noticed several new zombies, attracted by the fighting, staggering out from the shadows around the corner of the ruins behind him.

"New recruits again? Welcome to the Lin Family Army training camp," Lin Li smiled, clapped his hands, and called out, "Hey you over there! Attention! Stop! Come and join the fight!"

Unsurprisingly, several zombies immediately seemed to be bound by invisible ropes, clumsily turning around and following orders, staggering into the chaotic battlefield.

But unexpectedly, one of the zombies seemed out of place.

Its body shape is more compact than that of ordinary zombies—it is not tall, nor is its muscles bulging, but its limbs move with an unusual sense of coordination, unlike the sluggish and stiff movements of other zombies.

What's most peculiar is its skin, which, in the dim light, seems to be covered with a fine, almost scale-like sheen, and its color is also a bit deeper than its grayish counterparts, presenting a dark iron gray.

It must have heard Lin Li's voice, but it only paused slightly before its head, which was sharper than that of an ordinary zombie, suddenly turned towards Lin Li.

This zombie was indeed extremely fast, without the sluggishness of an ordinary zombie.

Lin Li also narrowed his eyes.

The other person's cloudy eyes instantly locked onto him, who was standing on the high concrete.

The next second, the strange zombie let out a short, sharp hiss from its throat, then lowered its body and, with an almost ape-like agility, sprang to the side and backward on all fours.

Its speed far exceeded that of ordinary zombies, even faster than when the burly man No. 67 charged forward. In just a few leaps, it disappeared into the dark cave entrance, leaving only a few wisps of dust behind.

"...Huh?" Lin Li, who had already bent down slightly to prepare to exert force, was taken aback.

"Holy crap! You little brat, the Peaches of Immortality!?"

"You are disloyal!!"

(End of this chapter)