The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 496 When Class Four Unites as One, the Virus Has No Way Out

Sunday afternoon, as usual, is the time for competition tutoring.

As you walk through the school gate, you can see the pretty girl standing by the fountain, which is now so runny that even the water doesn't flow anymore. She sees you too and waves her hand gently to attract attention.

Lin Li quickened his pace.

It's not that they're so lovey-dovey that they have to meet up before going to the lecture hall together, or even be together for such a short distance. Today, it's just that the two of them arrived at school at roughly the same time.

When Chen Yuying was dropped off at the school gate, Lin Li was almost there. After learning about this, Chen Yuying chose to wait, and she had only waited for a few dozen seconds.

“My dear Yingbao, I lost all my games of rock-paper-scissors yesterday. It’s so annoying. It’s all your fault.”

The smile that appeared subconsciously faded as he got closer, and Lin Li complained in a low voice as they walked side by side toward the lecture hall.

"Then why is the blame being placed on me?"

Chen Yuying blinked and asked in a light tone, "with a hint of doubt."

"Because you are my board. When you're not by my side, I can only throw scissors. Once the opponent discovers this weakness, I'm powerless to fight back. Sigh, tell me, isn't it all your fault?"

Lin Li chuckled and raised an eyebrow.

"Well, I'm sorry~"

Chen Yuying smiled and bowed thirty degrees to Lin Li, which was probably her sincere apology.

"Haha—" Looking at the girl who actually apologized to him, Lin Li's smile was as arrogant and unrestrained as a villain's. "Since you apologized so sincerely, then I will forgive you."

After all, I'm not a stingy person.

While I admit I'm petty and narrow-minded, my achievements are mainly due to my innate talent, so I can't blame myself.

"Thank you so much, you cheesy pickup line king."

Chen Yuying quietly nudged Lin Li's shoes with the side of her own shoe.

As for why Lin Li fell to the ground after such a light touch, Chen Yuying could only say that she was still somewhat disgusted and didn't bother to explain.

Lin Li, whose attempt to stage an accident failed, had no choice but to pretend that "although I was seriously injured, I can heal myself because of the power of love," and get up to go to the lecture hall together.

Sitting in his usual spot, Lin Li noticed that Chen Tianming in the row in front of him was in a good mood. He stretched out his leg and kicked Chen's chair from underneath, then gestured with his chin.

"What are you laughing about? Say something cheerful to make me unhappy."

"Lin Li! I will always love Meng Lei! I will always love Han Xin!" Chen Tianming said with a smile.

"Hmm?" Lin Li neither confirmed nor denied, gesturing for Chen Tianming to continue.

Chen Tianming chuckled: "Yesterday I was playing King of Glory with Qiaoqiao, and a Han Xin came to steal our base. Qiaoqiao was so anxious and said our base had been stolen. Hehe, I was so happy. It turns out I can have a home with her."

Lin Li: "Oo?"

Now, Lin Li can no longer tell whether Chen Tianming is being a liar or genuinely expressing his feelings; in any case, he says he's happy.

Chen Tianming's estrus cycle is no longer human.

“草了，你再这么舔，我真得揍你了。”因此林立只是又踢了一脚，笑骂道。

Chen Tianming became slightly more serious upon hearing this:
"You can hit me, but there are conditions."

"First, you can't hit my leg, because I still need it to run around in circles under Qiaoqiao's command; second, you can't hit my hand, because I still need it to send messages to Qiaoqiao; third, you can't hit my mouth, because I still need it to chat with Qiaoqiao."

Lin Li smiled calmly upon hearing this, then stood up and began rolling up his sleeves.

Chen Tianming's expression changed, and he suddenly began to flee.

Because this guy is really daring to take action.

Lin Li really can't afford to play this game.

Before long, everyone had arrived, and the afternoon tutor also came to the lecture hall.

"The date for the 'Xuezhi Cup' finals has been set for the 12th, next Sunday. It will start at 2 PM and end at 4:30 PM. Early submission is not allowed, regardless of whether you know the answers or not. Just sit patiently until the very end."

"Then all the students in our school took the exam at Pingjiang No.1 Middle School."

"The school bus will depart at nine o'clock in the morning and take everyone to Pingjiang No.1 Middle School around eleven o'clock. For lunch, each person will have a lunch voucher, which can be used to choose any food in the school cafeteria for less than 20 yuan. Their cafeteria also has subsidized prices, which are similar to our cafeteria, so you don't have to worry about not eating well for 20 yuan. You can have three or four meat dishes without any problem."

As for the rest of the time before the exam, you can visit their school, or study and rest in the library and designated study rooms of Pingjiang No. 1 High School.

"After the exam, the school will take everyone to a nearby hotel for a nice meal, and then send everyone back to school for evening self-study as usual."

The school had previously promised to take everyone on a trip, but after the specific exam dates were announced, it became difficult to find the time available. The school won't go back on its word, so they'll probably give everyone a movie ticket or some attraction ticket as a compensation. The specifics will be discussed by the school later.

Then, if any of you don't want to take the school bus, and your family members are willing to pick you up or drop you off in the morning, that's fine too, as long as your parents and homeroom teacher confirm it in advance..."

Upon hearing what the counselor said, Lin Li and Chen Yuying looked at each other.

Amidst Lin Li's teasing laughter, he feigned a cool detachment: "Tsk, do we still have a chance to go together?"

Hearing this, Chen Yuying sighed helplessly and rubbed her cheeks: "I'll try my best to keep my dad from knowing about this, or I'll pray that he's super busy on Sunday~"

Lin Li: "I have a plan to keep him very busy on Sundays."

Chen Yuying was initially curious, but then looked at Lin Li warily.

Lin Li: "First, we need to prepare a high-lumen LED flashlight with white light. Then, we need to guide the uncle into a dark room and make him sit quietly for three to five minutes to allow his vision to fully adapt to the dark environment. Then, you need to accurately point the light source of the high-lumen flashlight at his eyes from directly in front of him!"

Swish swish! !

Then we found a very blind uncle; he'll definitely become a very busy person.

Chen Yuying: "(へ╬)..."

Why are you such a busy person?

"Although doing this means Dad definitely won't be able to take me, I still have a conscience, Lin Li. Is there any slightly more ethical way?" Chen Yuying said with a helpless smile.

Lin Li: "When you're sitting quietly for three to five minutes, since you're free anyway, you can read the Tao Te Ching to your uncle."

Chen Yuying: "..."

Bang bang bang.

Chen Yuying punched Lin Li three times without any hesitation.

Perhaps her father was right to be wary of Lin Li; her boyfriend was indeed very, very dishonest.

"Let's wait until the weekend. It's fine if your dad takes you, as long as he doesn't follow you around. We can meet up there and go sightseeing at Pingjiang No.1 Middle School together."

Lin Li stopped joking and responded casually, since it was just a harmless little thing.

"That's right~"

……

The afternoon tutoring session was naturally not difficult. As before, I had dinner with Chen Yuying outside the school gate, took a walk around the playground, and then returned to the classroom.

According to unofficial historical records, Liu Bei was actually quite satisfied with Liu Shan and always believed that he was the one who unified the Three Kingdoms.

Because when Liu Shan appeared to me in a dream and chatted with me, he said that he met Liu Bei in the underworld after he died.

Liu Bei asked, "Has Cao Wei been destroyed?"

Liu Shan replied, "It was destroyed, and I witnessed it with my own eyes." Liu Bei then asked, "What about Eastern Wu?"

Liu Shan replied, "Eastern Wu has surrendered."

Liu Bei then asked, "So where did you end up?"

Liu Shan replied, "I will spend my later years in Luoyang."

After hearing this, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang laughed heartily, and Liu Bei excitedly invited Liu Shan to join them for a long and prosperous future. His Uncle Guan also felt it was a good idea to reward Liu Shan, and so they all lived happily ever after in the underworld.

"Wow, there's a collaboration!"

"A Dou can even do montage."

"Is Montage the artist who painted the Mona Lisa?"

"That's Leonardo da Vinci."

"Isn't Da Vinci the one that Lao Ba ate in the toilet?"

"That's Lin Li—Hey! Lin Li, stop locking my neck, I can't breathe!"

Wang Ze, who was being choked, struggled to break free from the arms of the Linli group, creating a striking scene in Class 4.

"Phew—" As Lin Li finally let go, Wang Ze rubbed his neck and said resentfully, "I will launch the Wang Minggui Movement."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li glanced at Wang Ze and said, "Wang Ze, do you know why Americans always lose at billiards?"

Wang Ze couldn't help but lower his head and mutter, "Damn it."

If, at this moment, considering the conversation just now, anyone still can't think of the answer immediately, they can leave Class 4.

—Because they always crack down on organized crime first.

In billiards, the black 8 must be the last one pocketed; pocketing it prematurely results in an immediate loss.

After the anecdotes, before evening self-study even started, the boys began laughing and discussing who had pulled off some incredible feats over the weekend.

Zhou Baowei, who had been absent and went to get hot water, returned to the classroom.

Sitting down, I took out the medicine, poured it into warm water and stirred it, then took out the medicine packet.

Although few of the boys in the back row of Class 4 were particularly kind, they were still quite concerned about their classmate's life, at least not wanting him to die in front of them. Therefore, when Qin Zeyu saw Zhou Baowei take out the medicine, he elbowed him and then asked a question on behalf of everyone:

"Baowei, why did you take aphrodisiacs? Were you taken advantage of over the weekend?"

"Get out, get out, get out!" Zhou Baowei raised his middle finger upon hearing this, sniffed the dissolved medicine, wrinkled his nose in disgust, and then replied:

"I went to a buffet over the weekend, and it was a pretty expensive one."

Qin Zeyu was taken aback, and his concern shifted: "Is that store still operating normally? Has the owner done something rash?"

Chen Tianming: "Kitchen: 'Damn, is there a company team-building event today? How many people came?' Waiter: 'One.'"

Wang Ze: "I have a lot of experience eating at buffets. First of all, if you don't want to lose money, you have to eat the expensive ones. Last time, after I paid, I started eating the big leather sofa in the store without saying a word. The owner saw me and begged me to stop eating. I knew I made the right choice."

Zhang Haoyang: "I estimate that Baowei's gaming level was at its peak that night, because he was going to max it out."

Bai Bufan: "Just max it out?"
That evening, while using a strawberry tart to cover Baowei's buttocks, the toilet roared, "Help me break the cauldron!!"

Bao clenched his sphincter in anger—"Stop struggling, you were born to eat shit, it's your destiny!!"

Toilet: "Screw you, my fate is in my own hands! Whether it's blocked or unclogged, I decide for myself!!"

"Oh no! They're absorbing energy from poop!" His buttocks were already feeling it, and Bao Wei suddenly sat down—"A huge butt! Deeply rooted!"...

Everyone praised the extraordinary visual rendering capabilities.

What a wonderful plot!

I feel that if this film were made, it would generate at least tens of billions in revenue, becoming a significant chapter in the history of global pharmaceuticals.

Lin Li seemed out of place, frowning and sighing softly: "To be honest, I always envy Louis XVI and Xing Tian when I eat at a buffet."

The group paused in their discussion, glanced at Lin Li, and sighed.

Please remember that buffets are charged per person.

And remember, Louis XVI, Xing Tian, ​​and Nezha together have a total of three heads.

When everyone started discussing who got the best deal at the buffet and who lost out the most, and no one paid any attention to him, Zhou Bao smiled with relief.

This is how Class 4 is.

None of them are human.

He snorted disdainfully at the pig: "Anyway, I ate too much at the end, and it upset my stomach a bit. I got some medicine and I'm supposed to take it before bed."

Lin Li: "Oo?"

"Eat something before bed? Hey, what the hell do you mean by eating now?" Lin Li couldn't hold back anymore. "By the way, are you planning to just sleep through this evening self-study session?"

Zhou Baowei waved his hand: "No, brother. The doctor told me to take it before bed, but I'm taking it three hours early. I'm planning to launch a surprise attack on the virus."

Qin Zeyu: "My suggestion is, you either don't eat at all, like an empty city strategy, or you eat a huge amount at once, like a blitzkrieg!"

Chen Tianming: "Then I suggest that Bao eat it with a smile, giving the virus a 'smiling but treacherous' move, or carve an 'M' on the pill and pretend it's an M chocolate bean, to 'cross the river in white.'"

Zhang Haoyang: "No, no, Baowei, listen to me! Grind the real medicine into powder and sprinkle it on a pile of fake medicine, then swallow it. Give the virus a real 'seeing enemies everywhere' moment! Good morning, Vietnam!"

Wang Ze: "Why don't you listen to me? After you take the medicine, spit it out and then put it back in your butt. Give the virus a diversionary tactic. Or you can just take it in your mouth and in your butt at the same time. That way, you can attack from both sides."

"Oh, right, no matter which one it is, it must be difficult for you to stuff it in by yourself, Baowei, I can help you."

Zhou Baowei: "?"

"Wait a minute!! Wang Ze, you fucking get out of here first, and don't you dare stand behind me—"

Bai Bufan: "Why don't you eat the doctor too? Give the virus a personal attack. Oh, right, before you eat the doctor and the medicine, eat the instruction manual and the doctor's ID card first. That's a polite way of starting with the real action."

Lin Li: "Baowei, none of them are reliable. They're just naive. You'd be better off trusting me than them. My suggestion is that you cremate yourself and take the virus down with you, or get infected with some minor diseases like AIDS or syphilis and fight the virus with the virus."

"Your suggestions aren't as good as mine..."

"Bullshit!! That's just a poisonous substance! Viruses aren't that stupid; they'd much rather eat a doctor and let him direct them inside their stomach!!"

"Get lost, a doctor is a grown man, how long would it take him to eat? Unreliable..."

"Is yours alright...?"

When everyone started discussing whose method was the best and no one paid attention to him, Zhou Baowei smiled with relief once again.

"Haha."

Zhou Baowei found it hard to believe that among these people, Yang Bangjie was the most reliable one to give advice.

If you ask Yang Bangjie what he just said.

"Erotic images".

—Haha, he hasn't even arrived at the classroom yet; he's not even there.

(End of this chapter)