The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 491 My Family Has a Child, His Name is Xiaochuan
"Ha, ha, Lin Li, now that you mention it... it does make some sense..." Du Zhuo echoed with difficulty, "Good evening, long live the evening."

"right."

"Yes, yes." Du Zhuo smiled obligingly, then finally returned to his loyal driver's seat, quickly changing the subject: "Let's go get some late-night snacks first!"

"Row!"

After driving for more than ten minutes, the car arrived at its destination.

Sun Ge Barbecue Restaurant.

The shop isn't very big, but even at 12:30 a.m., there were people sitting inside and outside, so the food must be really good.

"Brother Sun!" Du Zhuo greeted the owner, who was grilling, as he parked the car and led Lin Li into the barbecue restaurant.

Brother Sun is a bald middle-aged man in his forties or fifties, currently barbecuing while wearing only a short-sleeved shirt and an apron.

Hearing this, he looked up, saw Du Zhuo, and nodded with a smile: "Old Du, coming over for a late-night snack?"

"Yes."

Because Lin Li had mentioned in the car that he didn't have any dietary restrictions, Du Zhuo took it upon himself to order a bunch of dishes. After finding a table for Lin Li in the restaurant, he enthusiastically introduced the dishes:
"Lin Li, you can add Brother Sun on WeChat later. He's very reliable. Not only is he good at barbecue, but he also has a wide network of connections and can help a lot. He can help with everything from cell phone recycling and renting apartments to studying abroad and taking certification exams. He can even be a private investigator, introduce you to jobs and blind dates. You might need his help in the future."

"Really? That's amazing?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

“Really,” a man at the next table in the store turned around and gave a thumbs up upon hearing this.

"Kid, let me put it this way: last time I beat someone into a vegetative state, Brother Sun helped me apply for a municipal greening subsidy."

Lin Li: "?"

The moment this man spoke, the shop instantly buzzed with activity, seemingly filled with people who had been helped by Brother Sun.

"Yes, yes, the apartment I bought in New York back then didn't get good lighting because it was blocked by two tall buildings. Brother Sun got a few Arab guys to help me fix it easily!"

"That's right. I used to want to study at an art academy in Germany. Brother Sun made some unlucky guy fail the exam, but got me in!"

“I buried two children in the garden before, which was originally a death sentence, but Brother Sun said in court that they were ginseng, and in the end, he only deducted 5 points from my King of Glory reputation.”

"Those two are nothing. I illegally imprisoned about sixty people before, and Brother Sun helped me get my breeding license approved all the way. That's how I showed off my power!"

"I'm pretty much the same. Last year, I hit and killed an entire family while driving, leaving only an old man. I gave Brother Sun two packs of cigarettes, and he immediately helped the old man get orphan subsidies and helped the others get hit-and-run penalties. Everyone was happy."

"Let me put it this way, with just one word from Brother Sun, my 72-year-old mother finally agreed to turn on the air conditioning in winter and was even willing to throw away the slightly rotten fruit."

"Wow, Brother Sun is even stronger now!!"

"You're all bullying me! Last time I was bullied by a bald guy, and when I asked Brother Sun for help, he just kicked him off onto a small island!"

"My sow hadn't been giving birth, and my family was really worried. Then, I accidentally learned about Brother Sun from a friend. Brother Sun came to my pigsty that very night and stayed for two nights. Not long after, my sow gave birth to more than 20 piglets. I'm so grateful to Brother Sun!!!"

"..."

Lin Li: "(；゜○゜)?"

Where did I come from? Why did I go back to Class 4?

Regardless, listening to the heated exchange in front of him, the bald middle-aged man in front of the barbecue stall suddenly became a towering figure in Lin Li's mind.

This Brother Sun's strength is terrifyingly powerful!
Lin Li began to wonder if his name was Xiao Chuan.

Aladdin's Lamp: Three Wishes.

Brother Sun: Go ahead and say it.

Wow, the imagery is so vivid!
"Brother Du, please be sure to send me the Emperor's WeChat. I will apply to be friends with him with the utmost sincerity after three days of bathing and fasting."

Lin Li looked at Du Zhuo, who was grinning foolishly to the side, and said sincerely.

Du Zhuo: "?"

Who is the Emperor?

"Ignore these people who're just watching the drama unfold."

Brother Sun wiped the sweat from his forehead, whether from the heat of the barbecue or from being intimidated by these regular customers, he complained to Lin Li with a hint of helplessness:

"They're just spouting nonsense here."

They're all like that; I just happen to know a lot more people.

"I certainly can't offer decisive help with big matters, but I can definitely help with small things. Young man, if you have any problems and don't know what to do, you can come to me. If it's not complicated, I won't charge you; consider it a good deed and an opportunity to accumulate merit."

"My customers are always this same group. My good karma is like constantly singing 'If you're happy, clap your hands! Clap! Clap!' in front of armless people—it's used up faster than anyone else's. Ugh, it's so annoying."

Lin Li: "Oo?"

I have a feeling that the Emperor's merits are being deducted so quickly, and it's not just because "the customers are usually this group of people."

However, after the commotion, Lin Li felt less distant from the many unfamiliar young and middle-aged people in the store. Since most of them knew Du Zhuo, they started chatting familiarly.

Compared to the relatively honest Du Zhuo, this group of people seemed much more interesting and enthusiastic.

In their eyes, the comparison between Lin Li and Du Zhuo is the same.

So when they learned that Du Zhuo would be driving and wouldn't be able to drink, everyone set their sights on Lin Li.

"Come on, Lin Li, have a drink, have a drink."

"Uncle, are you drunk?" Despite the enthusiasm of the other regular customers in the shop, Lin Li looked embarrassed.

"Drunk? How could I be drunk? I'm drinking Brother Sun's homemade wine, it's sweet and has very little alcohol."

"Uncle, I really can't drink this. What you drink might not have any alcohol content, but the alcohol content you're giving me is too high. It's beyond my tolerance limit. It would be more reasonable if it were 20 or 30 degrees less." Lin Li was still in a dilemma.

“Where is it high? This stuff is actually the same as water. You’re an adult now, you should drink something with a higher alcohol content.” The other person emphasized this enthusiastically but insistently.

Lin Li took a deep breath upon hearing this: "I admit, this stuff is like water..."

"but--"

"100 degrees Celsius is way too hot!!!" Lin Li complained loudly, his face expressionless.

"Please, Uncle, let it cool down a bit! I'll definitely drink it after it cools down to 20 or 30 degrees! I'll definitely drink it!"

Damn, the water of life is only 96 degrees, and this uncle is trying to convince himself to drink water that's 100 degrees right off the bat.

Who sends a message urging someone to drink while the liquor is still piping hot?! And then claims they're not drunk!
other side:"?"

"Where's it hot? Let me show you!"

"Ah ...

"Look, Lin Li, it's not hot!"

Lin Li ☉_☉: "You think I can see this? You look like you've been burned silly, uncle!!"

But I have to say...

Going to Sun Ge's BBQ feels like coming home; it's much better than being at home! Everyone there is talented and speaks very nicely. Lin Lichao loves it there!

The barbecue was also quite good.

After eating and drinking for almost an hour, and feeling quite satisfied, Lin Li reluctantly bid farewell to everyone and went home.

……

Daylight passes in the blink of an eye.

Saturday night, 8:20 p.m.

Although it wasn't mealtime, Lin Li, who had just finished his date with Chen Yuying earlier that day and had dinner with her that evening, was still sitting in a coffee shop near the floor-to-ceiling windows, playing on his phone to pass the time.

Occasionally, I would glance at the shops across the street and the ends of the roads on either side.

Since none of the three targets had appeared, Lin Li turned his attention back to his phone and continued chatting idly.

Lin Li first shared his date anecdotes in the "Three People and One Dog" group chat to annoy the "Two People and One Dog" group, then turned his attention back to the gaming group. "Yang Bangjie: 'Erotic Pictures'"

Bai Bufan: Damn it, I'm so wronged TAT!

Bai Bufan: I just got yelled at for not leashing my dog ​​while walking downstairs in my apartment complex, but the dog isn't mine! I was just walking alongside a dog I didn't know! TAT!

Bai Bufan: I'm so wronged!!!

Qin Zeyu: Could it be that your neighbor wasn't talking about you, but rather your parents?

Bai Bufan: My parents aren't with me ☉_☉.

Qin Zeyu: I know OvO.

Bai Bufan: You son of a bitch ☉_☉.

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

"Zhou Baowei: Bufan, although we all know you are perceptive, your neighbors may not be. You should be more careful next time you go out."

Bai Bufan: I'm done living. I posted this in the group for comfort, but all I got were sarcastic remarks. I'm going to jump off a building.

Lin Li: Go ahead.

Bai Bufan: Aren't you going to stop me? I'm about to jump off a building.

Lin Li: You're trash! With your personality, you're probably just faking jumping, waiting for a crowd to gather before pulling down your pants and peeing down there. Stopping you? I'd rather stay away from you!

Bai Bufan: Damn, how did this get discovered? Okay, by the way, those with megalophobia, remember to stay even further away.

Wang Ze: @Lin Li, still staying away? It's one thing to pretend to be reserved online, but who can resist talking back when you actually encounter someone like that in real life?

Wang Ze: I wish I could just suck up the raindrops all the way up!

Zhou Baowei: If I have diabetes, I can also eat it.

Bai Bufan: I'm sorry, I know I was wrong. I will never be disgusting again. Please don't scare me, I'm scared.

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

Chen Tianming: Voice message 27s "What kind of group is this? You're doing a lot of harm to people. Please, this is really too much. Why did you even create this group? My son's grades are below average in every subject. He's in his first year of high school. What am I supposed to do with my son? He's not even ready for college yet!"

Chen Tianming: There's never a single human in this chat log, I'm speechless.

Lin Li stopped chatting in the group because he could already tell from the corner of his eye that the people he was waiting for had arrived, and there were two of them.

First, a car stopped in front of the store. Yang Liang got out of the car, glanced at his phone, looked around and locked onto Lin Li, who was waving at him, and then walked into the store.

"Has your Uncle Yan not arrived yet?" Yang Liang asked in confusion as he walked in and hadn't even sat down.

"Here we come, right after you, Uncle Yang."

Just as Lin Li was about to nod, he noticed something again out of the corner of his eye, so he changed his mind and gestured with his chin toward the window.

Upon hearing this, Yang Liang followed Lin Li's gaze and looked outside. Sure enough, almost one after the other, another private car was parked in front of the store.

Next up was Yan Aosong.

"Phew—" Yan Aosong walked in and naturally sat down.

Looking at the thermos on the table, I asked the clerk for a cup, filled it up, took a sip, and let out a long sigh of relief.

He looked very tired.

"Aosong, didn't you have no plans for tonight and set off earlier than me? How come you're here later than me?"

Yang Liang, who thought he should be the last to arrive, asked with some confusion upon seeing this.

“Don’t even mention it,” Yan Aosong waved his hand, his tone slightly dejected. “I ran into a dispute on the way and had to deal with a mentally ill person who doesn’t spit on the ground, so I arrived later than expected.”

Lin Li's curiosity was piqued by this, and he asked hesitantly and uncertainly, "Uncle? Did you misunderstand or did I hear you wrong? Dealing with someone who... doesn't spit on the ground...?"

"I didn't say anything wrong and you didn't hear me wrong. I just scolded a guy who insisted on not spitting on the ground. If his family hadn't come to pick him up, he would probably have been locked up for a few more days."

Yan Aosong's lips twitched slightly, his face full of disdain.

Lin Li was even more puzzled: "Isn't not spitting on the ground a good moral quality?"

Yan Aosong said expressionlessly, "That's the same excuse he gave us, but that shouldn't be his reason for spitting on other people."

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)!"

Holy crap, so this is what it means to not spit on the ground?

That's very polite.

"They even spat on me," Yan Aosong added irritably before he could finish speaking, noticing Lin Li and Yang Liang starting to move to the side. "What are you doing? I was wearing a uniform when I threw up, but I have to wear civilian clothes tonight. I went home to change!"

Lin Li and Yang Liang: "Even if we really vomit on you, we won't mind."

"hehe."

"In short, encountering such a lousy lunatic is just bad luck." Yan Aosong waved his hand, clearly not wanting to mention it at all.

“Who says otherwise?” Seeing Yan Aosong’s attitude, Yang Liang also sighed.

"These chicken farms are starting to show signs of life again in the new year, with some showing signs of resurgence. I was just busy with this, having just caught a batch of them, when I ran into a lunatic."

“After my colleague and I rushed in, we followed the procedure and asked them to get dressed and come out to squat on the ground. But the customer and the technician insisted on arguing that they were not soliciting customers.”

"Then I asked what the two of you were doing, and the man said he was playing dice with the masseuse to make the foot massage more fun, that's all."

"I was so angry I laughed when I heard that."

I asked them if they needed to be naked to play this kind of game, especially since they didn't even have dice. They tried to justify it by saying it was a dice game, but well, that's how it happened—

Holy crap!!! After hearing what I said, the man suddenly pressed his hands against the woman's breasts and shouted three times, "Big! Big! Big!"

The woman was also crazy; she shoved the man's hand away and yelled, "Open! Two points! Small!"

"That's a real demonstration for me!"

Yang Liang's expression looked particularly ferocious at this moment.

Lin Li: "()!"

So you can actually gamble on big or small like this?

The human body is amazing, isn’t it!
After listening to Yang Liang's account, Yan Aosong, who was standing next to him, was not as excited as Lin Li. Instead, he gave Yang Liang a deep look, perhaps feeling quite emotional.

Lin Li suddenly frowned, and after thinking for a moment, he couldn't help but ask:
"Uncle Yang, Uncle Yan, speaking of which, could Zhou Yu be considered the earliest instance of cracking down on whip-wielding personnel?"

Yang Liang and Yan Aosong: "..."

The two looked up and met each other's gaze.

Yan Aosong silently lowered his head to drink water, while Yang Liang turned to look out the window:
"Sometimes I really wonder if Han Xin trapped Xiang Yu in Xiling back then, otherwise it's really hard to explain why there are Chu sounds everywhere in Xiling."

Yan Aosong nodded calmly.

Yang Liang nodded calmly.

Lin Li nodded calmly.

But the peaceful scene was disrupted when Lin Li nodded, and Yan Aosong and Yang Liang slowly, very slowly, moved their heads to fix their gazes on him, their expressions turning hostile.

Then, he fell silent.

stare--

Lin Li: "..."

(End of this chapter)