The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 472 Pigs are read backwards

"Who the hell told me the title was 'Eating Beef'?!"

"So Su Shi was half-English speaker? He could even speak beef?"

"Why don't you all say that Su Shi loved sushi? His name was Sushi!"

"Besides, don't you guys think that mixing Chinese and English in your speech is really low? I have the utmost contempt for people who pretend to be something they're not!"

When it comes to food, even the usually composed and steady Zhou Baowei couldn't hold back and kept complaining:

"Television adaptation is not nonsense, and adaptation is not random fabrication! Apologize to Su Shi, apologize to the Battle of Red Cliffs, and apologize to the beef!"

The Battle of Red Cliffs was a tragedy in itself. Zhou Baowei felt sorry for "Red Cliffs". She would be in pain and scream. If she was lucky, she would become a white tiger. If she was unlucky, she would be unable to have children for the rest of her life. These two were still joking about it. They had no empathy at all.

Bai Bufan missed Zhou Baowei's sarcastic attack and retorted, "So, do you eat beef or not?"

Zhou Baowei answered instantly: "Eat."

One thing at a time, and while I may be pitiful, that doesn't stop me from eating beef.

"As expected, it's still Miao Chi." Having received a completely predictable answer, Bai Bufan smiled and looked at Lin Li: "I'm telling you, Bao Wei is like this. He can never be a citizen of the motherland in this lifetime, nor can he believe in Taoism."

The "I don't eat beef" meme originated from a drama starring Louis Koo, in which he played a warlord who went to a noodle shop, ordered a bowl of beef noodles, and then made a bet with the noodle shop owner's cousin, saying that if there were scallions in the noodles, he would kill them all.

As it turned out, the restaurant owner didn't add any scallions. Logically, Louis Koo should have lost, but after a moment of hesitation, he smiled and changed his mind, saying, "I don't eat beef," before pulling out a gun and shooting the owner dead.

If it were Zhou Baowei, he wouldn't care what you were babbling about, what scallions or anything like that. He'd already finished his beef noodles, so when would the next bowl come?
My baby's tummy is rumbling!

Lin Li laughed upon hearing this, "Taoism says not to eat beef because in ancient times, oxen helped people plow the fields. But times have changed, so the current doctrine of Taoism should be 'not to eat tractors.'"

"Then Taoism is even more pitiful. I've always felt that tractors are very crisp and crunchy. If they can't be eaten, then their lives have been somewhat wasted," Bai Bufan said with some regret upon hearing this.

Zhou Baowei peeked out: "Really? I haven't tried it yet."

After a while, the classroom was mostly back to normal. Those who were supposed to go to the cafeteria went to the cafeteria, and those who were supposed to go back to their dormitories went back to their dormitories. Lin Li and the others stayed in the classroom and ate oden and the barbecue that Wang Ze brought to fill their stomachs while waiting for takeout.

"My takeout has arrived at the school gate," Zhang Haoyang said, raising his hand first.

"Your takeout arrived so quickly! Let's pick it up all at once later, it's too much trouble to pick them up one by one," Lin Li said.

There are security cameras at the school gate. As long as you're not unlucky enough to encounter stray cats or dogs, you don't need to worry about theft.

“Okay,” Zhang Haoyang nodded, but then asked, “Who will go get it later?”

Although the food delivery was placed outside the school, the security guards were still willing to let people out if they were just going out of the school gate to pick it up; it wasn't a job that required them to stand in line.

Everyone looked at each other, their eyes filled with genuine brotherhood—you're my brother, so you should take the initiative to say you're going, otherwise you're a bastard brother.

The classroom is a few minutes' walk from the school gate; it's not particularly close.

"Black and white, let's go with that."

No one was willing to sacrifice themselves, so in the end everyone decided to use a relatively fair method.

Wang Ze was absent; he had gone to spend time with his senior. The seven people still present were Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Yang Bangjie, Qin Zeyu, Zhou Baowei, Chen Tianming, and Zhang Haoyang.

In the first round, six people actually played their palms, but Bai Bufan, that oddball, played his back of his hand.

Because the rules had been clearly stated in advance, no one had a suitable excuse to cheat, so Bai Bufan could only escape unscathed.

"Hey, wait a minute," Bai Bufan said with a smile after seeing that the remaining six people had played two rounds with a score of three to three. "Brothers, how about we play a trivia game? I'll ask the questions, and whoever can't answer them can go get their takeout."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li and the others looked at Bai Bufan.

Immediately, Lin Li raised an eyebrow, showing some interest: "Oh? Tell me about it."

“Okay,” Bai Bufan chuckled, “everyone says a short sentence, but the meaning must be completely different when read backwards. If you can’t say one, go get your takeout.”

Zhou Baowei: "A level 8 gale."

Qin Zeyu: "My brother is taller than me."

Zhang Haoyang: "Buggy from One Piece."

Chen Tianming: "Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me."

Yang Bangjie: "I bravely kept her."

·Second·Answer·.

Seeing that almost everyone in front of him answered instantly, Bai Bufan couldn't help but laugh so hard that he slapped the table.

Thank goodness I was assigned to Class 4. I would have regretted it for the rest of my life if I hadn't.

I have no regrets about being in Class 4 in this life; in the next life, I still want to be a different person.

However, remembering that someone hadn't spoken, Bai Bufan and the five who had already answered frowned as they looked at Lin Li, the oldest student in Class Four.

This is not reasonable.

"Lin Li, what's your answer?" the crowd asked, frowning.

"I'm exhausted from attacking in Gundam form," Lin Li chuckled, speaking calmly under everyone's gaze.
"Let's go to the playground tomorrow. The older girls at school are so cute and pretty."

After Lin Li finished speaking, he gave a thumbs up.

"..."

“OHHHHH——”

After everyone had tried to understand the sentence, they immediately cheered.

Holy crap! It's a combo! It's a combo!

As expected of Lin Li!
However, amidst the cheers, Bai Bufan frowned, because this method made it impossible to distinguish the weakest among them. It made sense, as the question was too basic. Given the level of the teachers and students in Class 4, they would have to answer several more rounds before they could possibly identify the weakest.

Bai Bufan quickly came up with another idea, and he smiled slightly:
"This question seems too easy. Let's try a couplet question to add some constraints—"

After a pause, Bai Bufan recited the first line of the couplet, word by word:
The first line of the couplet is: "Newton stewed beef."

Everyone immediately understood that it was essentially still a question that required and tested reading in reverse, but because of the requirement for neatness in couplets, it was obviously more difficult.

Fearing someone might steal the answer he had given in the previous round, Zhang Haoyang immediately replied, "My answer is still Bucky!"

Bai Bufan nodded in agreement, his gaze shifting to the others.

Lin Li: "Diao Chan is drooling—"

Qin Zeyu: "Bi Gan Gan—"

Yang Bangjie: "Ma Chao grass—"

Only Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming remained without providing an answer.

Zhou Bao scratched his head in frustration, almost oozing lard, but the answers he could think of had already been given by others.

After thinking carefully for a while, Chen Tianming smiled and gave his answer: "Mo Yan".

"Mo Yan? What is Mo Yan?" Lin Li and the others asked after thinking for a while.

“Mo Yan grinds ink,” Chen Tianming smiled gently, his whole being exuding a human quality. “Oh, right, I also thought of an answer: Liu Yong, Liu Yong’s poems about willows.”

Upon hearing this, Zhou Baowei sighed sadly, "I... I can't think of anything."

"The result is out." Seeing this scene, the answer was obvious. Bai Bufan nodded and pointed to Chen Tianming next to Zhou Baowei: "Tianming, go get it."

Chen Tianming: "(゜▽゜)?"

Chen Tianming, the couplet genius who was still enjoying the fact that he had solved the problem as a human, suddenly opened his eyes upon hearing this and asked in surprise:
"Why me?!"

"No matter how you look at it, it shouldn't be my turn, right? Putting aside the fact that in terms of parallelism, Hao Yang's Baki and Ze Yu's Bigan are both a bit lacking, right?"

Besides, there's Baowei who couldn't even come up with a passable answer. Why is it that I'm the one picking up the takeout? My answer was not only correct, but I even got two correct answers!! It's a shady deal! There's something fishy going on!
"Simps have no rights, huh? Besides, I'm not even a simp!"

Chen Tianming was truly unwilling to accept this and questioned him bitterly.

"It should have been you from the start." Lin Li sneered at this moment, standing up for Bai Bufan:

"Tianming, what kind of nonsense was that? Grinding ink, singing about willows? Just hearing it makes me want to vomit. You should have just said nothing like Baowei and admitted your incompetence instead of sticking out a disgusting answer." Zhang Haoyang, Yang Bangjie, and Qin Zeyu immediately agreed with what he said.

Yes, for such words to come from students in Class 4 is extremely disgusting and nauseating. If this answer is tolerated and accepted within a small group today, will the winds of humanity continue to blow within the group, taking advantage of the situation?

What if the students in Class 4 start to personify themselves?
Will Xue Jian really be able to live a good life?
Indeed, if you think about it that way, Chen Tianming's crimes are beyond description; he is a major sinner of Class Four and should be hanged.

“Yes! Lin Li and Bu Fan’s comments were fair, objective, and to the point. I’ve forgotten the rest and am too lazy to memorize them.” So the three nodded, agreeing with Bai Bu Fan’s judgment.

Zhou Baowei: "Oo?"

And there's this kind of plot twist! I love Class 4!
Chen Tianming: "(へ╬)!!"

Chen Tianming glared at the pointing fingers of the crowd, but then he couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Damn, this group of newborns.

That's a very reasonable reason.

"Damn it, how did I end up with a bunch of jerks like you? If Binbin knew the outcome of this couplet contest, he'd be furious and speechless. I guess I'm just unlucky. But Baowei, you have to come with me. I can't stand your easy wins."

Chen Tianming acknowledged it; this was a responsibility that the fourth class had been shouldered since birth, and they had no choice but to accept it.

“Okay.” Zhou Baowei didn’t mind, since he was already prepared to go get it himself, and bringing along a companion was a huge win.

While playing on my phone to pass the time, I heard calls from other people saying their takeout orders had arrived.

"Bufan, hasn't yours arrived yet?" Chen Tianming, who was worried that Bai Bufan's takeout hadn't arrived yet and that he would have to go again later if he left now, stayed in the classroom, looking at Bai Bufan with a frown.

“Yeah, didn’t you order your takeout quite early? Why hasn’t it arrived yet?” Zhou Baowei was also a little puzzled.

"Sorry, sorry, I'll urge the delivery driver."

Bai Bufan glanced at the time and was a little puzzled, so he opened the food delivery app.

After operating for a while, Bai Bufan clicked his tongue softly and frowned.

"My delivery driver seems to have been in a car accident..."

"Huh? Really?" Chen Tianming and Zhou Baowei were surprised to see that Bai Bufan's tone wasn't joking and that he actually looked a little worried.

Lin Li then went straight over.

Bai Bufan: It's been more than ten minutes past the estimated delivery time, why hasn't it arrived yet?

Rider Wang Yuan: I was in a car accident, sorry.

Rider Wang Yuan: It seems like one of my arms and both legs are broken, and it's quite serious.

Bai Bufan: ?

Bai Bufan: Really, bro?

When Lin Li looked over, Bai Bufan had just sent out a new message.

Bai Bufan: If it really doesn't work, don't deliver this order. Go to the hospital. Do you need me to call 120 or something? I hope you're alright, buddy.

Rider Wang Yuan: I'm fine, what's wrong with me?

Rider Wang Yuan: I was just watching the show from the sidelines. Tsk tsk tsk, it's really scary. Do you want to see the picture? But just so you know, it's bloody.

Rider Wang Yuan: "Image"

Bai Bufan and Lin Li: "?"

"Bai Bufan: If your food delivery doesn't arrive at the school gate within three minutes, you will receive a one-star review and a complaint."

"Rider Wang Yuan: Voice Message (23 seconds)"

"I was wrong, bro. I'll wink at you when I get there, okay? I haven't done this in ages, not in years. Or I can bring you a pack of Furongwang cigarettes. I'm almost there, almost there, already sprinting at full speed!!!"

……

The afternoon grade-level meeting, in comparison, was quite dull and boring.

Since playing on mobile phones in public is not allowed, everyone usually wears a Bluetooth headset and pretends to prop their head up with the corresponding hand, but actually presses their ear to cover the headset. Some listen to music, some listen to novels, and some young couples even use this method to secretly have conversations. No one really listens to the school leaders' rambling speeches.

During the awards ceremony, Lin Li, who had been stripped of his eligibility for school awards this semester, could only sit in the audience despite seeing "Classmate Zhou" representing him on the school's PPT. He also had to be wary of Xue Jian, who was walking around the Class 4 area of ​​the auditorium. It was a bitter experience.

However, Xue Jian was not entirely bad.

When they returned to their classrooms after the grade-level assembly, Xue Jian specifically sought out Lin Li and Bai Bufan, informing them that their self-criticisms only needed to be 1000 words, no longer requiring 4,000 words.

See? That big idiot Jianjian still softened his heart after all.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan's assessment was that Xue Jian had not abandoned his kindness as a teacher, and sooner or later he would suffer a great setback because of this kindness.

People can't teach people, but they can learn from experience. So Lin Li and Bai Bufan stopped reminding them.

However, Xue Jian still reminded him that as long as he wrote a thousand words, he should write a good self-criticism, and he was not allowed to copy or include meaningless filler content.

Lin Li felt somewhat aggrieved after hearing this.

I don't know anything about hydrology; I'm not a novelist.

However, if I were to write down my thoughts and feelings about this matter in my self-criticism, and just add a few sentences at the end like "I understand what Teacher Xue said," wouldn't I be able to write several hundred words?

hiss……

No one would guess this is about hydrology, right? Holy crap, isn't that invincible?

With these random thoughts swirling in his mind, Lin Li had already returned home.

Although I didn't have any classes this afternoon, the grade-level meeting was filled with a lot of nonsense, so I got back even later than usual on a weekend, compared to Fridays when I usually have one less class in the afternoon.

"Moshi Moshi, I'm back."

Lin Li unlocked the door and called out into the house.

"Shall we eat now?" Wu Min's voice came from the master bedroom.

"eat."

"Okay, then I'll drizzle some scallion oil and fish oil on your plate." Wu Min got up and went to the kitchen to start preparing the rest of the dish.

Scallion oil fish is best eaten freshly drizzled with hot oil; if the oil is drizzled on too early and then reheated, the flavor is significantly diminished.

This is Wu Min's maternal love, bro.

"By the way, Lin Li, what are your plans for tonight? Mom's going to Auntie's to play mahjong. Do you want to go over there?"

After turning on the range hood, Wu Min turned to Lin Li and asked him a question.

“Me? I think I’d better not go. I’m afraid that if I show up, the aunties who play mahjong with you will be completely disappointed in their children after seeing other people’s children. That would be too discouraging, and it’s not something a kind person like me should do.”

Lin Li naturally wouldn't go, but he would still speak some non-human language.

I do have plans for tonight.

Most importantly, I'm going to the entire female world before the New Year to try and complete the two tasks on the panel.

Secondly, if circumstances permit, Lin Li would like to go out tonight.

"When did you become so arrogant, kid? 'Someone else's kid,' tsk tsk." Wu Min said with a laugh.

"Narcissistic?" Lin Li scoffed.
"Sister Min, you need to know something: the Earth rotates so much actually to attract me."

Wu Min: "..."

I haven't read a book in many years.

but.

That's called Earth's gravity, isn't it?

(End of this chapter)