The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 470 Wow, so there's no selection box popping up when chatting with girls!
Question: What is the name of the giant penis of a Cancer?
Crab Bro, the person who invented Zhou Baowei is truly a master pig farmer.

In terms of immersion in this special field, even Lin Li would be ashamed of himself.

“Baowei, from now on, this food will have only one name: crab stick. Anything like crab bro or crab meat stick is heresy. Do you understand?” Lin Li emphasized in a low voice.

Considering that there were more than just boys in the back row present, and even more than just students from Class 4, Lin Li felt it was still too crude.

Zhou Bao scratched his head, not answering directly, but asking curiously, "Lin Li, after I said that, do you lose your appetite for this?"

Lin Li smiled and said, "If you try to stop people from spending money by informing every customer about this, I'll immediately shut you down, believe it or not."

Zhou Baowei: "I'm sorry TAT".

Damn it, Zhou Baowei thought he had hidden his thoughts very well, but Lin Li always saw through them at a glance.

"What are you talking about?" Chen Yuying asked curiously after Lin Li returned.

"Stealing food? If the cook doesn't steal, the harvest won't be good." Lin Li naturally couldn't let his previous remarks offend Chen Yuying's ears, so after fabricating a reason, he immediately changed the subject to prevent her from asking further questions:
"Squad leader, guess what kind of books the cannibal cooks like to read the most?"

"Hmm..." Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying pinched her chin, uttered a soft murmur of thought, and then tilted her head to try and give an answer:

"Entire-character novels? Because they usually create many, many vivid and complex characters?"

"Or are you referring to calligraphy rubbings? Those that contain the styles of Yan Zhenqing and Liu Gongquan?"

They're so cultured; even with so many phrases like "Yan Jin Liu Gu" (颜筋柳骨), they can't come up with a single one.

There are two possible answers, but Lin Li still smiled and gave his own thoughts: "They like reading history books the most."

Seeing Lin Li pause, Chen Yuying pouted slightly and thought for a moment, then her eyes lit up as she looked at Lin Li for confirmation: "Lu Xun?"

Seeing that Chen Yuying had already guessed the answer, Lin Li smiled and nodded:

"They opened the history books, but these had no dates, and on each page, crookedly written, were the four characters 'benevolence, righteousness, and morality.' The cannibalistic cooks couldn't sleep, scrutinizing the pages for half the night, before finally discerning between the lines: the entire book was filled with the two words 'cannibalism'! Wait, what?! This is a cookbook?!?"

Having confirmed that she had guessed Lin Li's thoughts, Chen Yuying first showed an even more obvious smile, then nodded heavily: "Yes!"

You guessed right! Yay!
"So clever." Lin Li naturally didn't hold back his praise.

The two didn't lower their voices intentionally, so it was easy for everyone in the classroom to hear them.

At the smoothie machine, Ding Sihan, who was operating the machine, looked at Qu Wanqiu, who was processing fresh fruit next to her, with a slightly doubtful expression, and asked somewhat uncertainly:
"Wanqiu, has Yingbao reached the point where she skips the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) segment when she hears things like this?"

"I've been waiting for her to vent, but it hasn't come, and I feel like something's missing..."

"Damn it... why can Lin Li and Yu Ying talk about this like it's just a casual chat without any drama?"

Hearing this, Qu Wanqiu covered her mouth and turned her head away with a laugh—it had nothing to do with Lin Li and Chen Yuying, but Ding Sihan's current rant amused her.

After laughing enough, Qu Wanqiu spread her hands and shrugged: "It's just the little couple's fun, (parentheses, specially made including Lin Li's special little couple)."

"Sigh, I wonder if the cannibals will taste the loneliness etched into my bones when they eat me? That bitter taste must be unbearable."

Qin Zeyu, who was pimping at the door, sighed upon hearing this, but the next second he suddenly put on a serious smile, though he didn't speak to anyone in the class—most likely because he had seen a pretty girl in the hallway and entered his rut.

Bai Bufan, who was walking back and forth in the classroom tidying up the clutter and trash, chuckled upon hearing this.

Actually, he didn't think the cannibals would be very interested in Qin Zeyu. After all, this kid was stubborn, had no brains, and was occasionally full of bad ideas. The cannibals really wouldn't like to eat him, would they?

Of course, not liking something doesn't mean you absolutely won't eat it.

After all, folks, what is something that both adults and children love to eat?

Ta-da! They are cannibals who have been starving for three whole days!

The cannibals were starved for three days, and even Qin Zeyu managed to eat what he could find.

With this thought in mind, Bai Bufan smiled at Qin Zeyu and said:
"Zeyu, I don't know if you can taste loneliness, but I do know that if I greeted him while he was gnawing on your bones and asked what he was doing, he would most likely make a peace sign next to his right eye with his right hand and say to me—"

"Cheers~(∠ω<)⌒☆~"

"Cook, clean up the smell," Qin Zeyu said, his expression turning serious again as the target in the hallway seemed to have disappeared. He glanced at him disdainfully, then muttered resentfully:

"Yuzusoft is so mean! After playing so many of their games, when I was chatting with girls in real life and found out that there weren't three chat windows popping up for me to choose from, I was totally dumbfounded!!"

"Hahaha--"

The snoring suddenly stopped, and Qin Zeyu, no longer indignant, coughed with a stern face.

Everyone understood immediately.

Old Jiantou, who has entered and exited the classroom seventeen times, is here to keep watch again.

Why is a teacher who has absolutely no interest in the New Year's Day garden party coming so frequently lately?

Why is that? I just can't figure it out. It's really frustrating for Louis XVI.

……

With Old Jiantou keeping watch, this shift was relatively safe and sound.

This means that the customers in Class 4 are all safe and sound.

They didn't even know they had experienced a crisis.

Once the next group of boys and girls had all arrived, Lin Li and the others were freed up.

The rest of the time was naturally spent continuing to explore the amusement park. Although most of the first half of the morning had already been spent exploring the first half of the morning, the "three people and one dog" from the second year had tacitly avoided going to the amusement park, so now was the perfect time.

I went up two floors.

Although the second-year students should have had experience with an activity before, their enthusiasm doesn't seem to be as high as that of the first-year students, and there weren't any particularly original projects.

They came across another class selling things, and the three girls went in out of curiosity to continue browsing. Lin Li and Bai Bufan weren't interested, so they simply continued browsing other classes on the same floor.

Then, the two stopped at the door of the next classroom.

This classroom is quite special; both the front and back doors are closed, and even the curtains are drawn, making it impossible to see what's inside.

Could it be the legendary haunted house?
A must-see program at Japanese cultural festivals, but those haunted houses are usually set up by schools in large spaces for students to perform. If there's only a classroom, you can only create a haunted market, and no matter how you decorate it, what kind of splendor can you come up with?

"Hello, classmate, what kind of activity is this in your class...?"

Seeing that there were no posters on the classroom wall and that the students at the door weren't making any announcements, Lin Li asked curiously.

For these high school sophomores who are mostly younger than me, calling them "senior" is really awkward; "classmate" is enough.

"Are you a first-year high school student?" the boy asked in return.

"Yes." Lin Li nodded, was it really that obvious?

"Oh, well then, let me introduce you," the boy at the door snapped his fingers, pointed to his class, and said with a smile:

"Our class aims to create a personalized recreational space that integrates rest and refreshments, convenient support, and immersive experiences. This is also our class's project for this occasion."

"Here, you can enjoy exclusive, star-rated customized entertainment packages."

Lin Li exchanged a glance with Bai Bufan, then asked with some interest, "An exclusive pleasure plan? What exactly is it?"

The boy puffed out his chest, and with a professional tone and a slightly smug smile, said:

"First, we provide a private rest space. As long as you make sure you spend at least ten yuan in our class, you can get a private space from us and have the right to use it until the end of the carnival."

Seemingly to make his argument more convincing, the boy slowly opened the door.

Lin Li looked into the classroom with some anticipation.

Then his pupils contracted slightly; the scene before him was truly unexpected. This classroom… was actually a classroom!

Although it sounds strange, that's the only way Lin Li could describe it, because the classroom was almost exactly the same as usual, with no decorations for the carnival, and even the seating arrangement was the same, with desks and chairs neatly arranged according to groups.

This is so unexpected.

If I had to point out a difference, it would be that there was a student sitting behind the podium, while the podium was covered with water, snacks, and other miscellaneous items.

Lin Li narrowed his eyes, a guess forming in his mind: "This 'personal space' doesn't just refer to a location, does it?"

The boy corrected him: "'A spot' sounds awful; it's an immersive, personalized rest space."

Lin Li: "..."

Seemingly sensing the speechless and dismissive attitude of the two people in front of him, the boy immediately said "Eh," and began to salvage his image:
"Although the space is small, it has everything you need. The most important thing is the rich services and basic configuration we provide."

Seeing Lin Li looking at him with suspicion again, the boy smiled and said, "First of all, our immersive and personalized rest space is equipped with multiple mobile power base stations, which can solve users' battery anxiety."

"..."

Lin Li: "Do you mean a power bank?"

The boy corrected him: "'Power bank' sounds too inappropriate. It's 'Mobile Power Supply Base Station.' But let me clarify, only five people in the class are currently using the base station in rotation. Don't worry, the other three are just charging at the 'non-mobile power supply base station' right now and will be available to provide service soon."

Lin Li: "..."

What other services are available?

The high school sophomore cleared his throat, his expression fairly confident: "Secondly, to optimize the user experience, we've equipped it with a key 'intelligent supply chain micro-circulation node,' which can precisely meet users' basic life energy replenishment needs through a distributed, real-time supply model."

Lin Li remained expressionless and said in a flat tone: "You mean those snacks and water items on the podium that you sell, a super mini convenience store, right?"

Bai Bufan: "They weren't even willing to get a food truck."

The boy corrected him: "'Mini Convenience Store' sounds awful; it should be called 'Intelligent Supply Chain Micro-Circulation Node.'"

Lin Li nodded: "Hesitate."

"Keep going, bro."

Lin Li suddenly recalled the scene of chatting nonsense with Zhang Jing in the toilet during the preliminary round of the Xuezhi Cup. At that time, at that moment, and now.

He wanted to hear what other nonsense this guy could spout.

Seemingly needing to regain his composure, the boy spoke slightly faster:
"OK, what we are even more proud of is our extremely thoughtful and personalized service – the 'Instant Request Response Specialist'!"
No matter where you are in our space, as long as you have a need to obtain materials outside the supply range of this node, you only need to pay a reasonable service fee, and our specialists will respond to your call immediately and deliver your desired items accurately, truly achieving a seamless experience of getting what you want!

Furthermore, our specialists are in a "distributed, mobile state," enabling them to respond to needs and take action with maximum efficiency.

Lin Li: "Run errands."

Bai Bufan: "It's still a class-wide errand-running operation, and the way they announce it is probably by tagging everyone in the class group chat."

The boy who had been exposed just chuckled and said, "'Running errands' sounds too awful. This is 'Instant Request Response Specialist.' By the way, I can only respond to projects related to the school fair and the teaching building. Our class doesn't have any day students, so it's not very convenient for us to leave the school."

Without Lin Li needing to urge him, the boy naturally continued speaking:
"We've also introduced the 'Intelligent Stress Relief Treatment Experience'! Designed to help clients effectively relieve physical and mental fatigue and enjoy a personalized relaxation experience!"

"Our old friend, Miaojie Neck and Shoulder Massage... Never mind, we didn't pay for the advertisement, so we won't read the announcement."

Lin Li was startled, almost thinking that this class had made a living from advertising and was living a good life.

Lin Li then looked around the classroom and counted the items: "There's only one massage device, and everyone takes turns using it?"

The boy corrected: "'Massage device' sounds too awful; it's called 'Intelligent Stress Relief Therapy Experience.' But there's only one, sponsored by the teacher, so to ensure fairness and maximize service coverage, each session can only last a maximum of ten minutes."

"Okay, stop looking at me like that. It's not too late to wait. Similarly, we are well aware of the joy of sharing in a group!"

Therefore, the "immersive personalized relaxation space" is also equipped with a top-of-the-line "multi-user shared entertainment terminal"! It supports multiple users taking turns accessing the cutting-edge virtual entertainment world, providing an unprecedentedly immersive group interactive experience!

Lin Li: "There's only one Switch."

Bai Bufan: "If it's a bus with rotten pants, then it's a bus. And if multiple users take turns connecting, then don't talk about multi-user sharing. This is taking turns, taking turns!"

Boy: "The word 'bus' sounds awful. It should be 'multi-user shared entertainment terminal.' Don't steal the cartridges, or you'll lose your whole day's work."

"Alright, alright, this is the end, I can't keep making this up anymore—"

Finally, and this is the core of our digital infrastructure—we've achieved full high-speed Wi-Fi coverage in the classrooms!

Lin Li, who had been completely calm, raised an eyebrow in slight surprise upon hearing this: "You guys have Wi-Fi?"

If everything before was nonsense, then this one is genuinely useful.

Although most people shouldn't lack data these days, like Lin Li who still hasn't used up the credits carried over from last month, today is the last day of the month, and some people will inevitably be short of funds.

Is it mobile Wi-Fi? Or a hotspot? Or is there a truly shady character in this class who managed to crack the school's public Wi-Fi?

"Yes, high-speed WIFI fully covers every corner of our 'immersive personalized rest space'!" The boy nodded confidently, facing Lin Li's questioning gazes without fear.

Lin Li took out his phone, long-pressed the Wi-Fi icon, browsed the list of available Wi-Fi networks around him, and asked curiously, "Which one is your class's?"

"What do you mean by 'which one is our class'?" The boy seemed to have completely misunderstood Lin Li's question, and calmly but somewhat innocently asked back.

"It's the Wi-Fi coverage you just mentioned."

"Oh, oh," the boy nodded, then leaned closer and pointed to the two Wi-Fi numbers at the top of Lin Li's phone, "These two."

"You deciphered two more?" Bai Bufan stepped forward, pushing aside Lin Li.

The names of these two Wi-Fi networks clearly indicate that they are public Wi-Fi networks, and one of them is definitely a school Wi-Fi network. Bai Bufan's eyes lit up.

The Wi-Fi password meant nothing to Lin Li, but it was different for Bai Bufan.

—For him, who always brings his phone to school, knowing a Wi-Fi password would mean he'd never have to worry about watching videos again.

So, Bai Bufan was genuinely tempted: "If I just spend ten yuan here, you can tell me the password to this Wi-Fi?"

The boy shook his head regretfully: "Sorry, this won't work."

Bai Bufan frowned: "Why? Do I have to pay more?"

You can't expect someone to sneak away from the owner and enter the password when you go inside to connect to the Wi-Fi.

"Adding money won't help, we don't know the password." The boy shook his head further, spreading his hands innocently.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Didn't you just say there's full Wi-Fi coverage?

Boy: "Yeah, you can try it in the classroom if you don't believe me. Even if you hide in the locker, the WiFi will still work normally. Both WiFi networks can maintain full strength, the signal is amazing!"

"No password?"

"No password."

"No password overlay?"

Why does overwrite require a password?

When Bai Bufan realized what this guy was talking about...

"So when you say 'WIFI coverage,' you just mean 'coverage' in a literal sense?!"

"The password!!"

(End of this chapter)