The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 437 Today's examinees are no pushovers.
"Squad leader, what did you just say?"

"I didn't hear you clearly, say it again."

"Yes, I heard you clearly, so what? I just want to hear it again."

"..."

Chen Yuying thought Lin Li was perfect for digging tunnels because he was too greedy.

If Lin Li continues to challenge his bottom line, then he will really have to get angry and lower his standards!
Once again, pretending to speak but actually quickly moving closer to satisfy Lin Li's request, Chen Yuying carefully observed her "dull and incompetent best friend" next to her and Lin Li's "dull and incompetent mistress" next to her.

After confirming that neither of the two dogs had noticed anything, he breathed a slight sigh of relief.

"I only applied this much last night, and it's all clean now. Don't ask any more questions!" Chen Yuying felt very annoyed looking at the smug Lin Li. She turned slightly to the side, using her finger to lightly tap the screen as a cover, and snorted in a low voice.

Lin Li nodded: "Yes, the current plot is truly exquisite."

Although Lin Li still has no idea what the movie is about, it doesn't matter, as long as it's entertaining.

Chen Yuying: "?"

Now you know how to talk about movies?

Feeling Chen Yuying start poking her palm with her thumbnail to show her dissatisfaction, Lin Li smiled and nodded: "Okay, okay, I understand."

"Remember to wipe your face clean later." Just to be on the safe side, lest someone get carried away, Chen Yuying added in a low voice, and afterwards she felt her cheeks getting hot in the dark.

"Received~" Lin Li replied lazily.

Chen Yuying then gave a satisfied hum, trying to draw her attention back to the movie.

But just a few seconds after her gaze focused on the screen, she felt Lin Li's head leaning closer again.

But before she could pretend to be angry, she heard Lin Li ask a question about the movie:

"Which of these two fighting right now is the good guy? Hiss—which one is the main character?"

"You still don't know who the male lead is? Are you even watching the movie?" Chen Yuying complained irritably.

Lin Li, thick-skinned, merely revealed a shameless smile, as if he were a brat who wasn't afraid of boiling water.

Chen Yuying sighed helplessly, then turned to whisper a few words to Ding Sihan. Finally, under Ding Sihan's surprised gaze, she turned back and said to Lin Li with disdain:
"It's the one on the left, you idiot, don't you even know that?"

Lin Li: "..."

Hey baby, you seem to have known this only a second before me.

So you haven't been paying attention to the movie at all?

……

If loneliness is divided into ten levels, watching a movie alone is usually classified as level four loneliness.

But today, a random passerby who was too lazy to come up with a name felt that this ranking was too low.

Damn it, if you're watching a movie alone and you accidentally spot an incredibly happy couple in the row in front of you, then giving it a level four rating is a serious underestimation of its impact.

Silence is damn.

Damn it, I want to die.

To be honest, if the couple in front of you is someone who doesn't know the meaning of the world and messes around recklessly, a passerby who's too lazy to come up with a name for them will just feel speechless and annoyed.

But the couple in front of me, their youthful happiness was almost tangible, and everything was left unsaid.

Well, that's it, the random passerby who's too lazy to come up with a name is really out of ideas.

He couldn't help but recall his youthful love: like a banana that had been left out for a while, it either turned green or yellow.

Holy crap, who the hell came up with this rhetorical device of contrast? This rhetorical device is insane, they must have a death wish!

……

The movie ended, the lights came on, and everyone left.

The three girls walked in front, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed slowly behind.

"Why can movies show scenes of murder but not scenes of procreation? That's illogical." Lin Li, having only glimpsed the whole picture, casually remarked while holding the back of his head in a great mood.

"You think this is unreasonable? There are plenty of things that are even more unreasonable," Bai Bufan said dismissively, initially dismissing Lin Li's short-sightedness and limited perspective. But then he too transformed into an indignant young man, his emotions escalating, as if expressing his outrage at the frustrating state of the world.

"What's truly unreasonable and unforgivable is that donating money and gold are both legal, yet donating both at the same time is treated as illegal!! What's wrong with the law?!"

Lin Li: "That's called prostitution."

It was already 9:30 when the movie ended. Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu had to go back to school, so they didn't have any other activities and went home separately.

Since Chen Yuying had already returned what she was owed, and her driver was picking her up tonight instead of her taking a taxi alone, Lin Li didn't send her home.

For Bai Bufan's sake and the bicycle, I'll stay with him and Qu Wanqiu.

After instructing Ding Sihan to take a taxi home, Lin Li and the other two sent a message upon arriving home, and then took a taxi back to school.

"Why isn't Tianming replying to my messages?" Bai Bufan nudged Lin Li with his elbow in the back seat of the car, asking in confusion.

"He lent his phone to Yao Qiaoqiao, and now he's probably all alone in his dorm room, waiting for you to come back so you can play on your phone together," Lin Li shrugged, relaying the information he already had.

"Damn it, you simp, I really have him under my control!" Bai Bufan said, barely able to contain himself.

How could he just hand over his phone to another girl like that? Hajiming is really scary.

"Chen Tianming still likes that girl?" Qu Wanqiu, in the passenger seat, couldn't suppress her gossipy nature and chimed in.

“Yes,” Lin Li nodded, “but with such perseverance, he might really end up getting everything he wants.”

"If Tianming succeeds, some people in the class will probably be heartbroken, tsk tsk." Bai Bufan drawled out his words with a smile.

Qu Wanqiu's eyes lit up: "There are girls in the class who also like Chen Tianming? Who are they? Can you tell me? How did you know?"

"I can speak." Lin Li nodded.

"Who?"

"Zeyu".

Qu Wanqiu: "Ze...Eh? Qin Zeyu?"

Lin Li nodded: "If Zeyu sees Tianming achieve success during his heat, he really will shed pearls."

Qu Wanqiu didn't comment on this; instead, she slapped her thigh in annoyance and said with a headache:
"I remember now, someone from another class gave me their meal card the day before yesterday, and I forgot to give it back to them!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged a glance and burst into laughter.

……

next morning.

Lin Li rode his bicycle to Xiren Driving School.

As the driving school with the highest qualifications and prices in Xiling, Xiren Driving School naturally has its own advantages. The south gate of the driving school is the starting and ending point of a test route, and after the test, you can directly take the fourth subject test in the computer room inside the driving school.

"A master thief son and a thief father—a pair of skilled pickpockets—roaming from house to house. The son is clever and skillful at stealing, while the father steals less and is less skilled. La la la—the master thief and the thief are never afraid of the police—secretly, secretly, secretly—in the blink of an eye, the son confesses—his—dad~~"

Lin Li hummed a childhood tune, reminiscing about his childhood.

This animated film is truly touching.

One has hydrocephalus, the other has cerebral atrophy, yet they can still live together bravely. Apron Mom doesn't abandon them. It brings tears to my eyes.

Our generation's values ​​were solidified by watching these excellent animations, right? Respect.

"Good morning, Coach."

Upon arriving at the south gate of the driving school, after signing in and receiving his number, Lin Li greeted Yu Jian'an when he saw him there.

Yu Jian'an's expression was initially unfriendly, but upon seeing that it was Lin Li who greeted him, his face immediately changed, and he responded with a warm smile.

"Lin Li, good morning, good morning, I'm here."

Lin Li not only paid a lot of money, but also did very little work. The exam pass rate was 100%, and Yu Jian'an didn't need to worry about the practice progress at all. Lin Li could even be used as an excellent case study. Yu Jian'an couldn't be happier to have an endless stream of customers like Lin Li, so of course he had to give him the best attitude.

"You should be confident about the exam later, right?" Yu Jian'an said with a smile.

"Yes." Lin Li nodded.

I know the process by heart. As long as there aren't any people who deliberately try to annoy others when they see a driving test vehicle on the road, there's no reason I won't pass.

“I’m confident in your proficiency, so just don’t be nervous.” Yu Jian’an nodded. “I know the teacher who’s accompanying you during the exam. If you do anything wrong, he’ll try his best to point it out to you, as long as you can… understand him.”

At this point, Yu Jian'an sighed helplessly again.

Lin Li wasn't among the first batch this morning; several people had already taken the exam.

One of them was Yu Jian'an's student.

When he started his driving test, he forgot to get out of the car and walk around once before starting the car. The examiner, out of consideration for him, noticed this and coughed as he looked at the student, glancing out of the car.

The implication is quite obvious, isn't it?

As a result, the student immediately understood and reached out to open the passenger window for ventilation, and even nodded in approval, saying, "This car is a bit stuffy, huh?"

The teacher accompanying the exam couldn't take it anymore, but remembering that he was going to treat the boy to lunch, he still asked him, "Where are you from?"

The student paused for a moment, then replied "home." "Where should you have come from! Shouldn't you be in the car right now?!"—The instructor accompanying the test was already gritting his teeth as he said this.

As for the students' answers, haha.

He hesitated for a moment: "I... should be... under the car?"

The accompanying instructors were all skeptical, thinking that if the test vehicle hadn't been restricted from playing music, this test-taker would be able to sing "He Must Love You" right now.

I should have been under the car, not inside, to see how sweet you two were.
In short, when the instructor got out of the car after the round, he looked like a doctor who had just come out of the operating room. He solemnly told Yu Jian'an, the patient's family member, that he had done his best, but the patient's will to live was too low. During the surgery, the patient grabbed the scalpel and hit himself dozens of times, and no one could stop him.

In the end, Yu Jian'an had to keep apologizing to the other party, saying that instead of going to a small restaurant for lunch, they should eat something better.

This is the fundamental reason why Yu Jian'an looked unfriendly when Lin Ligang arrived.

In addition to this Crouching Dragon, there are several other Young Phoenixes also taking their driving test this morning.

These are all considered holdouts at Xiren Driving School. They've been so persistent that the school feels bad about taking a cut of their registration fees each time. Some of them have already taken the test five or six times and still haven't passed.

This really worries Yu Jian'an.

All I can say is that compared to these extraordinary individuals, students like Lin Li are incredibly fortunate.

Yu Jian'an knew that Lin Li was only in the first year of high school. Just thinking about the situation of Lin Li's homeroom teacher and subject teachers made him envious. With such a worry-free student in the class, it must be so hopeful, comfortable and wonderful to live each day.
Especially the homeroom teacher.

You know, school isn't a driving school. At school, you're practically living together every day. Maybe Lin Li can influence the whole class and make everyone as carefree as him. Tsk tsk, Yu Jian'an guesses that Lin Li's homeroom teacher is probably so happy he can't sleep every night, thinking this is the most relaxed class he's ever taught.

At that moment, a training vehicle approached from a distance at a relatively slow speed.

Yu Jian'an then stopped giving Lin Li instructions and looked at the car expectantly.

Phoenix Chick No. 1 has finished its exam.

After the car came to a complete stop, the examinee got out of the driver's seat, sat back in, and closed the door.

As this final procedure concluded, a mechanical female voice came over the loudspeaker at the entrance:
"Waiting for a response from the regulatory system, please wait—"

"The result is unsatisfactory!"

Lin Li watched helplessly as the light in Yu Jian'an's eyes went out in an instant, and could still hear his somewhat desolate laughter.

The candidates who got off the bus again clearly sensed the instructor's despair, and the frustration on their faces was quickly replaced by guilt and embarrassment.

He stepped forward, offering a fawning smile: "Coach..."

Yu Jian'an: "I am not your coach, and I do not have a student like you."

Candidate: “…”

"Coach, I was so close this time, really so close. The examiner was too strict..." The candidate lowered his head sheepishly and whispered, scratching the back of his head.

"How could Teacher Lü be strict! He's too busy taking care of you all!" Yu Jian'an laughed in exasperation.

“An accident happened midway,” the candidate explained, “While I was on the road, a dog suddenly darted out from the street…”

"I was already nervous during the exam, and when this situation came up, I didn't know what to do, so I asked the examiner for help. But because I was so nervous, what came out was, 'Reporting to the corrupt official, there's an examiner in front of me, what should I do?'..."

Yu Jian'an: "?"

Lin Li: "!"

When did Bai Bufan arrive?

Feeling a little embarrassed by Yu Jian'an's shocked gaze, the candidate turned her head away: "I felt the examiner was a bit angry. I felt he became less talkative and stricter towards the end, and he didn't teach me how to handle it..."

Lin Li turned his head slightly, watching the training vehicle carrying the new examinees drive away, a smile playing on his lips.

Yu Jian'an remained silent for a long time, then finally took a deep breath, looked at this rebellious disciple, and said sternly, "Next time you encounter this situation, you drive, you just drive!"

“But there are dogs in front of us…” the candidate weakly retorted.

“It’s much smarter than you! That dog definitely knows what to do in this situation! It can run away! You can’t kill it! Just drive! Drive!” Yu Jian’an was so angry that his teeth itched.

"I-I understand." The student shrank back. "Then, teacher, I'll head back now... I'll transfer the registration fee to you later; could you please make an appointment for me then?"

"Go away, go away, go away—" Yu Jian'an waved his hand as if shooing away flies, and pinched his brow with his hand.

"Lin Li, how much longer until it's your turn?" After the other candidates left, Yu Jian'an looked at Lin Li with the hope of a drowning man looking at a piece of driftwood.

These two holdout residents, Yu Jian'an, have truly had enough. The thought of similar torment to come is overwhelming, and Yu Jian'an desperately needs a high-quality student like Lin Li to bring him good news.

"It's my turn next." Lin Li replied, glancing at the sign-in number in his hand and the electronic display board next to him.

"Okay, good luck! My reputation depends on you!"

Otherwise, I'd have to clean up the driving school myself today, losing face all by myself.

Lin Li smiled and nodded.

The training vehicle returned ten minutes later.

"Candidate number 04, please prepare for the exam."

Upon hearing the broadcast and encouraged by Yu Jian'an, Lin Li walked to the test vehicle and sat in the driver's seat.

The corrupt official was a middle-aged man in his thirties or forties. He looked dark-skinned and seemed to be in a bad mood. I wonder if it was because of the previous examinee.

"Are you Teacher Yu's student?" the proctor asked.

"Mm." Lin Li nodded.

"Phew—" The examiner took a deep breath, checked his seatbelt, window locks, and other safety features, closed his eyes, and nodded with a somewhat desperate voice, "If you're ready, then say 'begin.'"

"Reporting to the examiner, I'm ready." Lin Li didn't find anything wrong with this reaction, he just smiled and said.

The examiner pressed a button on the control panel in the passenger seat, and a mechanical voice immediately announced, "Please begin the test."

For some reason, the proctor suddenly stared intently at Lin Li.

Although it was inexplicable, it didn't matter. Lin Li got out of the car and walked around.

After getting back into the car, following the electronic prompts, we first completed the required tests on functions such as the lights, and then started driving.

The training vehicle was driving smoothly in the middle of the road; the test was already halfway through.

Everything went so smoothly that even the proctors could hardly believe it; Lin Li hadn't made a single mistake.

Old Yu finally brought in a normal test taker today?

"Wang Wang!"

However, fate always loves to play tricks.

A yellow dog suddenly darted out from the roadside and crossed the road!

Your mom! It's you again!

The examiner reacted the most strongly in the car. He suddenly turned his head to stare at Lin Li, his fists clenched, looking extremely nervous.

Shut up! What the hell!

But what happened next was completely different from what he had expected.

Lin Li immediately and smoothly shifted the gear to neutral with his right hand, simultaneously depressing the clutch pedal with his left foot and lightly applying the brake with his right foot—the entire sequence of actions was completed within 0.5 seconds, resulting in a sudden drop in speed without any noticeable jolt.

Then, Lin Li quickly turned on the hazard lights, straightened the slightly off-center steering wheel with his left hand, and brought the car to a steady stop half a meter away from the yellow line.

"Reporting to the officer, there is a moving obstacle ahead. I have safely stopped and yielded as required." Lin Li glanced at the rearview mirror to confirm that it was safe, his voice calm and even.

The dog was indeed as intelligent as Bai Bufan, and immediately sped up and ran across the road.

He seems smarter than the previous candidate; Yu Jian'an is right.

The proctor next to him was stunned by Lin Li's smooth and effortless movements.

Today... today... there were actually humans among today's test takers!!!

I'm so relieved.

"Reporting to the officer, it's safe. Ready to start again." After reporting again and receiving a nod from the examiner, Lin Li shifted into first gear, turned off the hazard lights, and started again.

The examiner smiled with satisfaction, clicked on the screen to initiate manual intervention, and informed the assessment center that the "abnormal data" just recorded for the vehicle was correct.

Suddenly, the proctor's smile froze.

What did candidate number 04 just call himself?

He turned his head to look at Lin Li, whose gaze was fixed on the road, and asked tentatively with a trembling voice, "Examinee No. 04, did you just call me a corrupt official?"

"It seems so. I'm sorry, Dear Examiner, I was a little nervous just now." Lin Li apologized quickly, his tone sincere.

Invigilator: "..."

From the moment you left until now, have you been nervous for even a single second?

You're more relaxed than me, aren't you?
"Oh, I see. It's alright." The proctor, realizing what had happened, managed a weak smile.

Of course, the smile was only on the surface.

As for the inner self:

Yu—! Jian—! An—!
Look at the students you've trained!
I'm going to drink Moutai for lunch! This is a work injury!!!
(End of this chapter)